GMM 194: Top 19 Mustaches of All Time

I have amassed what I believe to be a list of the ten greatest moustaches of all time let’s talk about those hi I’m John from Ohio goodness for morning a [Music] good mythical morning to you this episode is brought to you by the rent link community when you started I was like brushing grooming my arm here yeah it’s yeah and I I didn’t want people to know that I did it’s just an innate thing that happens grooming my arm here is something that I just wanted to be special to me I don’t grew me like two big bugs although you sorry am right now I’m sharing this part of me with you mythical beast the fact that yes i groomed my arm here before we shoot every episode of good mythical morning you should do it too I’m coming out of that closet today’s episode of Harrods are you buy was it the rent link community you go over to the rhett and Link website that’s Rhett link calm and you just hit the little beast you just press it with your mouse a mouse is a little thing that you hold click you click and you hit it a then you go over to the community and you interact with other people okay it is we are well into November now and as you may have heard well into it as you may have heard some people toss around the term Movember before you get into that I’m gonna talk about that but what supernote okay what like a disclaimer no I want to say that people are like well how come we’re gonna find out who the super nut winner is well we are two years from now tallying up those winners we’re counting them and we’re calling people in validating that the right person is the right winner and on Monday we will officially announce the supernote winners so as I was saying we’re well into November you may have heard the term Movember tossed around and this is what I’m going to talk about and yes I will get to my list of the ten greatest mustaches of all time Movember stands for mustache November I believe it started in Australia according to Vicki I consulted with her on this she’s know she knows a lot about mustaches including the proper way to spell them which is not easy is there is there a OH or not I I think there should be well I think that’s and that’s another video of its own coz because it’s a mouth stat hmm and I got shortened to Mouse – well November Movember has an O in it yeah so there you go moustache November originated in Australia as a an awareness campaign for men’s health and I think a cornerstone of that is prostate health now are the mustache is under the lip in Australia no I get it though like down under the mustaches again they call them Mo’s over there I do think that they do Mo’s in in Australia but anyway it’s to raise awareness for men’s health you know men don’t like to go to the doctor ever been in something this is my little disclaimer to say okay this is a worthwhile cause to say men get a check-up and as part of the awareness of that in November men everywhere are encouraged to start clean-shaven and then grow a mustache what checked out your prostate your whole health really your whole health been including your prostate one in six men will be diagnosed with prostate cancer this is no laughing matter try laughing about how does it work though how does try try laughing about it one in six men are diagnosed with prostate cancer sad but what’s the procedure you can’t laughing oh the procedure I think you you put your elbows on on and on an examination table with your pants pulled down and a doctor comes behind you and does his magic and it takes like four seconds and then you know that you don’t have pride think it’s longer than four seconds well it did let’s just I don’t I haven’t had it done I don’t I’m not quite old enough to have to get that as part of my exam or getting an exam every year is the whole thing behind getting a moustache in November some people like why do you have a moustache well I’m sorry prostate cancer I’m bringing awareness to men’s health and those type of things so what I’m really getting at here is I think I’m gonna participate this year I’m already participating already got it go on no the way you paint all either you can’t have a beard and you’re supposed to start clean-shaven and then just grow a moustache cuz that’s the only way for people to say what is that guy doing first what does he think he is groaning I must add let me just say what would happen if this is the 20s if I did like the 20 hunt hundreds – tooth this is the 24 second first century if I were to completely if I were to completely shave my beard and mustache off first of all we would lose half our subscribers and then if I were to then grow just a mustache we would have we would lose all the rest of them so our subscriber base is based solely on my facial hair computer exact that is exactly what I intended to say so you know you don’t have to see me without it without a beard let me this time I ain’t arguing I’m not asking you to do this with me I’m not I’m doing this for the both of us and I admittedly I like being able to grow different facial hair and express myself and you know people say you look stupid well at least now I have a reason so I thought this over had your wife know yeah you’re gonna grow a mustache for a whole month and you haven’t talked about this with Christine well I mean I just thought of it like when I was coming in this morning so you did a texture you didn’t call her well I just feel like if I was I feel like it would kind of be like asking permission and I just don’t I did I feel like this is something very sacred being a man or a man you know you should ask permission but mortuary shouldn’t have to run something is more manly sacred as your facial hair pet past your woman even if you love it I just feel that I mean presumably she comes in contact with this facial hair on a regular basis oh yeah she does she has an opinion that opinion counts well it’s for a cause I think she’s willing to go for four weeks for a cause it’s a good cause he doesn’t even know about it yet well I mean I’ll tell it yeah honestly her father is a prostate cancer survivor oh so I think that’s the trump card to say does he have a mustache he did for many years okay already doesn’t now okay he also doesn’t have a prostate they surgically removed it has had cancer on it well but he’s good he’s great that’s a good thing he recovered from that yeah so I want to celebrate that and I think she’ll be on board hopefully you will too I’m gonna do it and I that’s why I have amassed this list of the top 10 greatest moustaches of all time in my opinion to give me that last booth to just get over the hump and say you know I can do this okay I believe in you link okay you’re libel Eve you can grow a mustache thank you for that vote of confidence yes okay so as hopefully this will inspire you men out there and this is not no-shave November just as right No Shave November Sueno don’t shave and it’s just so you can look like a hipster yeah like me no this is just a mustache yeah you can’t shave a beard all month and then change it to a mustache that would that’s goading you know go to Movember calm for more information but stay right here for more inspiration nice this is my list I haven’t run this by anybody I don’t care what you think but you can let me know in the comments number 10 my my 10 greatest number 10 and the greatest what what is my list greatest the best dashes ever okay yeah that’s a long time Wyatt Earp now wider played by an actor oh no the original the real one you see him right there he’s got the hugest mustache I’ve ever seen not only on a cowboy but on anybody he holds his extra bullets in it he killed 30 men and I think at least one of them was just with his much yeah number 9 okay The Fresh Prince of bel-air now I’m not going with the actors Will Smith I’m going with the character okay now I wouldn’t I would not have thought of him when I think of a moustache it’s delicate it’s trendy it’s peach fuzz yet timeless that’s it well and a little bit like peach fuzz number eight nacho libre i eggs and books I eat grass I use my hands to quiet my tears interesting choice number seven Albert Einstein there is a reason why this man is considered a genius and here’s the hand mustache sure doesn’t have anything to do with the theory of relativity and maybe some of that number six Hulk Hogan really you picked Cogan it’s not even that is his his mustache has died but it’s hair and he dies it blonde it’s great how many how many men have a blond mustache natural or unnatural that you can put on a list don’t answer that question number five Ron Burgundy if you want to throw down and fisticuffs fight I’ve got Jack Johnson and Tom O’Leary waiting for you right here number four Yosemite Sam yes my list can have cartoon characters on it especially when the cartoon characters face is entirely made of a mustache my uncle’s face was entirely made of an a mustache really show me a photo of that and don’t doctor up a photo of Yosemite Sam okay moving right along number three Ron Swanson from Parks and Rec fishing relaxes me it’s like yoga I still get to kill something now I will say I think that Ron Swanson is going to be the spark that will reignite mustache them a mustache revival in this new century well I think the only new century I’m having trouble with here we have been for a while but I I think it’s kind of already happening I mean I think that people having an ironic mustache is sort of becoming like acceptable yeah he’s making it not ironic he’s the spark that will ignite the revival that will lead to the non-ironic mustache I think that the word I’m singing the Roenick mustache yeah not the ironic just ironic and his name was Ryan maybe we should call him okay number two us there’s only two more to go can you hang with me yep number two magnum p.i the gold standard in mustache them he wasn’t the only mustache on that show Higgins had a mustache and finally are you ready for my number one greatest mustache of all time the Pringles logo that’s right I think you know do you think paid by them no to top 10 list they’re supposed to kind of end with like a what Wow kind of thing seriously whoever came up with the idea to market stackable potato chips using a mustache is a genius it could have been Albert Einstein or Hulk Hogan I’m really surprised if it was highly motivated I have many of your list but I don’t want to go into those but what I do want to say is that mythical beasts we are about to send link off and this is gonna make this beginning of Movember pretty interesting because you mean send me off to grow a mustache yeah because links gonna be away from us for a while mythical beasts in fact link will not be back until the end of next week at the earliest going back to North Carolina to visit some family well I’m actually going to the doctor for a seven-day prostate exam and the there’s gonna be very thorough the show must go on but this gives us a great a great opportunity to see what kind of mustache you can conjure up in about a week and so while you’re gone we’ll be thinking about you I also didn’t think about the fact that not only now I’m gonna be like seeing all my family members and I’m gonna have to have this conversation with all of them what’s that on your lip what are you doing with that I guess that’s the point you say are you cancer yeah don’t you and men’s health have you been have you gotten your checkup dad that’s what I’m gonna say so next week I’m gonna have to hold the fort down well that would be a linked list week everybody I might even sit in the middle who knows we’re getting about that and I will not have a mustache unless it is part of a pre-existing beard mustache some of your mustache leave your beard and go through become overly emotional about everything amen I don’t your do your leave in I’ve been thinking about I didn’t want you to bring this up while the cameras are on I don’t think I could do this when you come back and your mustache is just chair I’m so big I’m gonna miss this chair I love this chair it’s I mean it’s not just a folding chair just questions will you write me every day I’ll send you a text [Music]

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