GMM 1955: Alternate Universe Snacks Taste Test

Today, we got a hankering for something interdimensional. – Let’s talk about that. (gentle, upbeat electronic music) Good Mythical Morning. – Now, once you’ve traveled to alternate dimensions numerous times, as we have, and enjoy the snacks those parallel universes offer, as we have, we’ve noticed that this world’s snack aisles are a bit underwhelming. – Which is why we keep launching through our secret portals! It’s time for multiverse munchies. – Yes, once again, we have returned from a snack grabbing trek across that multiverse and we brought back a few interesting snacks to try. – And we are just as picky with these inter-dimensional snacks as we all were their own, so we’re gonna be tasting each one and then deciding if it came from a delicious dimension or if it’s a snack offension. – Yes, so first up, in our universe, it’s easy to enjoy a light fluffy Three Musketeers bar, just like this one, on your own, usually. And sometimes, it’ll come in a bag called family size or sharing size, or as I like to call it, my size. – Mm-hmm. – But we discovered a universe where when they say sharing size, they’re not just talking about sharing with a buddy. They’re talking about sharing with at least two dozen people. – Is that what they say? – Yeah. Bring in the 33 Musketeers bar. (grunting) – This is rather large. Usually, you need a band of friends to get this thing. – 5.2 pounds, almost 5,000 calories. Now, we don’t have 33 friends. Oh, well, there’s some people in the studio. – Oh! – There’s just two of us here. – I don’t wanna break it before we open it. Must be consumed with others. That’s right. You know, I like the ethos. – There was a lot of, everything was done. This is what you do whenever you got something that’s kind of dangerous. You do things like this. – Yeah, that’s cool, man. – Yeah. (laughing) Yeah, that’s cool. This place, everything is a group activity. Everything is a group activity. – [Link] All the way from another dimension. – When we were there, we were just walking down main street and we saw a dude doing a solo performance. Sort of doing the old play for money thing. What do they call that? What’s the official word for that? – [Pair] Busking. – Yeah. They killed him. No solo performances. – Look at this. – Everything’s gotta be done in a group. Everything. – Right there. – I thought maybe because we were visitors, but. – Right there. (grunting) – You need me to take over? – Good God! – You need me? – Nope, you’re not helping. You’re actually making it way harder. Let go. (grunting) – [Link] The grunting. – I’ll take the end that I had my hand all over. – Now, even sharing amongst the two of us is a bit of an offension in that dimension. – Right, but we’re not in that dimension. We’re in our dimension. – [Pair] Bink it. – And bite a corner. – [Link] The corner? – Man. – If you’ve eaten a Three Musketeers Bar, then you know what this tastes like. – What if I can just break it down the middle like this? Oh, oh, oh! Oh, look at that! Look what’s happening. There is art. – Link I’m pulling it apart and it’s hard to do! – I feel like we should share. Stevie, do you think you can catch this if I throw it to you? I can’t even see you. I usually just kind of, I just look over here like I’m looking at you, but there’s a thing in between us and I can’t see you. – [Stevie] Yeah, make sure to throw it at where I’m sitting and not where you’re pretending that I’m sitting. Let’s see. – I’m coming over the top, okay? – This is good. I love nougat. – Okay, I’m looking. – Can you see me on the monitor? – [Stevie] Yeah. – Are you gonna be ready for this? It’s gonna come right at you. You ready? – [Stevie] Okay, yeah. – (laughing) Did she catch it? – [Stevie] No, it went too far. It went far. – It sounded like it hit you in the chest. Whoa! (mimicking thudding) – Chris got me excited. He was giving me the double thumbs up because he knew I couldn’t see her. (laughing in background) Encouragement! – [Stevie] I’m so sad because now I’m holding it, but I can’t put it in my mouth. – Well, there’s plenty. We’ll bring it around later. – Well, that counts for something. Now, listen- – This is a good, man. 33 Musketeers. – [Pair] Delicious dimension! – Now, in our universe, we’ve got the space age dessert known as Dippin’ Dots. Yes, the cryogenically frozen ice cream pellets that once claimed to be the ice cream of the future, but it can only be found in shopping malls and theme parks. But we found a universe whose only form of sustenance is the potato. So once kids in this universe finished their potato dinner, then they can have a bowl of Dippin’ Tots. – Oh, my goodness. – Yeah, look at that. Frigid- – What is happening there? – [Link] Take one. – [Rhett] Is it cold or hot? – It’s cold. (Rhett laughing) It’s colorful tater tots. I think is what’s happening here. Everybody’s on a carb- – Boy, that looks fun. Yeah, keto. No one’s on keto. – My wife, Christy, she worked a summer as a Dippin’ Dots gal. – Yup. – It’s hazardous. – And the process that they make them? – Very dangerous. – Using is very- – She didn’t make them. – Very futuristic. – She just dipped them. She dipped the dots. It’s not called making dots. You have to go somewhere else. I’m stalling. Ha, boy! Boy, that’s good. (laughing) – In that particular dimension, they worship Mr. Potato Head as a god and we were like, you all didn’t hear? It’s not Mr. Potato Head anymore. It’s Potato Head. – They took notes. They’re working on it. – But we really turned things upside down because they worship, now, Potato Head, so it’s like, they’re doing all kinds of renovations. We didn’t know we were gonna have that kind of impact on that universe. We got outta there real fast. (laughing) – Yeah, let’s get out of this conversation. (laughing) – [Pair] Dippin’ Dots. Snack offension. – If you’re in awe of multi-dimensional masterpieces, like the ones that we are sampling today, well, I think that you’ll like the Mythical Kitchen channel. I think they should check out the Mythical Kitchen Channel. – Not that they made stuff that we’re eating. – They didn’t, but they make some crazy stuff. They got tons of recipes for food inventions that you can create and bring into your very own dimension. So if you’re an at-home chef or if you’ve never cooked a day in your life, you’ll still like it, so check them out. – Now, let’s talk about Quakers. Quakers enjoy the simple life. They sing, they hug, they eat Quaker instant oatmeal for breakfast. Yes, I fact checked this. On the other hand, pagans. Yeah, this is Quaker Oats. – Right there? – That’s Quaker. They all look like that. Pagans, they’re a magical bunch. They like crystals, altars for their deities, and they believe that animals possess a spiritual essence. That’s so rock and roll, man! – (laughing) Okay. – Little did we know, there’s a universe exclusively full of pagans and for breakfast, they eat pagan instant goatmeal. – Yeah. – Woo! – Not made of pagan goats, but it’s made of the stuff that pagan goats like to eat. Well, that’s a good looking packaging there. – It is. It’s so good. – You got your perfectly centered pentagram. – Right. – Everything is good to go. – You notice that everyone said that over there? That’s so rock and roll, man! – [Link] So rock and roll. – So rock and roll! – All right. – I was really into that. And it’s something I’m trying to bring it into our dimension. – Take a look. – [Rhett] So it’s just stuff that goats eat. It’s like a goat feed. – It’s definitely- – [Rhett] There’s corn and maybe some- – Pellets. – [Rhett] There’s pellets of some sort. – [Link] Feed pellets. – And, of course, because it makes all kinds of sense. I mean, we didn’t ask me any questions while we were over there. We just went along with everything. Rock and roll! They put just cubed goat meat on top of the goat feed. Really, just a lot of- – Oh, I have some over here myself. – Oh, well I just gave you an extra. Of course, they top everything off with warm. – Oh, is it warm? – It’s warm. – Oh. – Goat milk. – [Link] Straight out of the goat. – Now, I know pouring milk is your thing, but is pouring goat milk your thing? I haven’t really thought about that. – I’ll need to try. – [Rhett] Oh, the way you pour that. So rock and roll! – [Link] I guess it is my thing. – [Rhett] Yeah. – My thing extends to pouring goat milk. You were here for that. Boy, I’m excited. – Do you remember that scene in the Chronicles of Narnia? The beginning of The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe? – With the goat? – It’s McAvoy played the goat. – I didn’t realize that was Professor X. – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He wins an Oscar annually for that performance in this dimension. They just say, let’s do it again. I mean, I know they made the movie 20 years ago, but give him another one because the way he just moves around like a goat. And he wasn’t even doing it. I mean, it was CGI, but they don’t know. – [Link] It did look like him in the face a little bit. – [Rhett] What do you do with the goat with the- – I think maybe it just like, brines in it. – Remember when we had goat in Trinidad? – Yeah, man. (laughing) – We did. We were in- – In some roti. – We were in seventh or eighth grade. – We ate some roti. – And we had some goat in a mall. – Yeah, we were there with the Quakers. – Yeah and there were bones in it, just like this. So you gotta think a little bit of feed. And bite it. (mumbling) – It’s definitely goat feed. – It’s rock and roll, man! – It’s definitely, no doubt about it. You’re walking through a petting zoo. You put a quarter in that thing and ching ching, you get something and then those satanic goats are eating out of your hand. – If you can imagine a goat walking up to you. – Their eyes, man! – At a petting zoo with those sideways eyes. – Slits in their eyes. – Their pupils are sideways, like a cat eyes turned sideways. It’s very satanic looking. And you can imagine when they’re opening up their mouth and looking, if you could just stick your mouth on their mouth and what it would taste like. – It would be this. (laughing) – That’s exactly what my mouth tastes like right now. – It’s tough. – Pagan instant goatmeal. – [Pair] Snack offension! – In our universe, Dunkin Donuts offers coffee and a sweet breakfast. The ultimate cure for a hangover, but in a totally new dimension that we stumbled upon, alcohol doesn’t even exist. Instead, people get drunk off bottles of liquified drunken donuts. – Drunken donuts. – We brought back two forties! – Now, there’s just something about the molecular makeup of the people in this particular universe, where they’re susceptible to liquified donuts. It makes them kind of tipsy. Now, this doesn’t have alcohol in it, so it’s not gonna have that effect on us. Here, you wanna take a Boston cream? – I like the Boston cream, yeah. – I’m gonna take just the glazed. Cheers. – Oh, oh. Is this not? Oh, what is? Is that not glass? – Is this not glass? – Hit it harder. (clinking) – [Pair] It is glass. – But it sounds like plastic. Because it’s so milky in there. – Because there’s so much donut inside. – I don’t know exactly how this is made, but I’m gonna venture a guess that if you wanted to make your version, try non-alcoholic beer and pureed donuts. I think that’s pretty much gonna be it. – Wow. That is not bad at all. – It’s like a donut that makes you want to burp real hard. – I wanna go hard, man. – Oh. – Yeah. I go real hard! So rock and roll, man! I never got to do this in college. (laughing in background) – Never once did we. Never once have we done this, sincerely. – They didn’t do this at the campus ministry. (laughing) (laughing in background) – They didn’t do the, oh, I almost missed. (liquid pouring) – Let it fill up all the way. – I was drinking it constantly. You were like, let it fill up. It was going into my belly the whole time. (laughing) You do not understand how it works. – I saw your belly getting bigger. – You don’t understand how it works because you’re just like me, but. – I don’t know how it works. – Here, hold this. – I mean, I have my own over here. – Let it fill up! (laughing) Okay, I’ll let it fill up. – Gotta go higher. Gotta go higher. Release with your. What’s going on? – There’s a valve here. I’m not quite- – Put it in your mouth. – I was gonna say, it’s donut o’clock somewhere, Is now a good time for that? (laughing) – You were concentrating on that joke so hard that you were like, I have to hold everything very tight. – No, I was gonna let it fill up first. I thought that’s how you did it. – No, let go of this side. Let go of that side. You only have to hold one side. – I don’t feel secure if I’m not holding this side. – All right. Put it in your mouth. Just like this is what freshman year could have been, Link. Keep coming. Let it fill up. Let it fill up, man. Let it fill up. (coughing) Oh, gosh. Wow, look how much you got, man. That’s awesome. – Well, most of it’s in here, thank you. I’ll just hold this. I don’t know, man. This kind of feels like a torture device for me. I hate it. – I’m having fun. – But the taste of the Drunken Donut itself, it’s good. It’s so milky. It turns glass bottles into plastic. – Yeah. – It’s tasty, glazey, sugary, hefty, yeasty. – And rock and roll! – Filling! – Drunken donuts. – [Pair] Delicious dimension! – Yeah, let’s just keep these. – Man, we have some winners today. – I like it. Oh, this is yours. See, mine’s got a little bit of chocolate. – Okay, all right. You know what? We came, we saw, we rock and rolled. – Until next time. – Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. – You know what time it is. – I’m Grace from Ohio and that’s Rhett, Link, Stevie. And it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality. (laughing) – We’ve been goat-ified! – They got baby goats named Rhett, Link, and Stevie! – (laughing) I wonder what their mouths taste like. – Oh, don’t, I already know. Click the top link to watch this match GMM crew members to their odd habits in Good Mythical More. – And if I don’t win, the wheel of mythicality’s gonna land. – [Nicole] Ketchup is a smoothie. – [Josh] Yeah, I put ice in my cereal. So what? – [Nicole] That makes no sense. – [Josh] A hot dog is a sandwich. – [Nicole] A hot dog is a sandwich. (laughing) – [Josh] What?

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