(rooster crowing) (animal roaring) – Welcome to “Good Mythical More”. It’s time to celebrate weirdness. – Hey! – With our crew members. Mythical Crew people, just be yourself, if weird you are. Well, how does it go? Just yourself be if weird is you. Just weird is you be if weird you are. Just yourself be is weird, I’ve not said it right. – Just yourself be if weird is you. – Yeah. – But first we gotta take a new selfie face. This new selfie is “Uh-oh, we swapped bodies!” What are we both looking at there? – At our own bodies. That’s pretty good. – Oh, wow, that’s good. Wow, look at this. – It’s “Good Mythical Morning”. As you can see, we can. Nice shirt. – Yeah, look at that. It’s an eye test. – Okay. So we have Mikayla over here. She’s in the studio. She’s working. Hello, Mikayla. – [Mikayla] Hello. – Oh, you didn’t. All the way, yep. She’s a surgeon as well. We got Greg, Trevor, Chris, Kalyn, and Mr. Hot Dog on a Stick himself, Matt Carney. – Starting early today. All right, let’s start. – Pick up sticks and hot dog on a stick. – Drives with both feet. – Oh, like are like a race car driver. – I drive with both feet because no one told me that it’s the norm to use just one when I started driving. So I just alternate feet for the gas and the brake pedals. It’s not dangerous though, I promise. It is how race car drivers drive, and it’s also how my wife’s grandfather, when he was teaching her how to drive, he was like, “Now, they’ll tell you that you should use one foot. Don’t listen to them. Use both.” – Did he know his granddaughter? Because you know, it’s a safety thing, right? Because you don’t want. – Yeah, ’cause, yeah. The whole point is that. – You don’t want to push both at the same time or not let off of one in order to– – People panic. – Yeah. – Okay, but this, but my wife now drives, has, ever since I’ve known her, has driven with one foot. She corrected it very early, but this person is still going strong with this technique. – Huh. Who taught you to drive? I’m teaching Lincoln how to drive right now. Like yesterday we went out. He’s, what, what you laughing at? You don’t think I can teach somebody to drive? – [Stevie] Yeah, I was laughing at something that Chase said. – Yeah, so Chase said something funny. – Chase, you over there and doing your own show? I’m over here working. You’re like, telling jokes to Stevie. Or are you lying, Stevie? – [Stevie] Me? You think I’m lying? – I just don’t know what you’re laughing at. – [Stevie] Well, it had nothing to do with you teaching someone how to drive. I’ll tell you that much. – You don’t think I’m a good driver? – [Stevie] Me? You’re asking me if I think you’re a good driver? That’s what you’re asking me right now? – That’s exactly what I’m asking you. (Rhett laughing) I’m a good driver! – Yeah, you’re a good driver, yeah. (crew laughing) I mean you’ve only, I mean, we’ve only almost killed four to seven pedestrians in our cross-town trips when you are driving. – Yeah. – You’re not a great driver and doing anything else-er. – Yep. Yep. Okay. – But I mean, but the driving part. – Stevie, I’m dropping him off at your house now. You’re gonna teach Lincoln how to drive. – [Stevie] He would hate me. I would be a very good teacher, but I never drive when the three of us are going to meetings because I know that my anxiety level is too high. But for some reason, Link, you drive the most out of all three of us. – Yeah. ‘Cause I have control issues. (crew laughing) – True. – So I have to drive. But I get nauseous. I get nauseous. – You remember that one time, we made some kind of like, it wasn’t even a U-turn. It was like a, it was like a half of a large oval turn. In a way, I don’t even remember what the circumstance was. And then that fan was on the side of the road. And so we did something- – Illegal. – Illegal that was scary. And then the fan was like, made like a face like, uh, wtf that car! And then recognized you and was like, well, hey. – And tweeted about it, yeah. – [Stevie] Yeah. – Well, I almost hit the fan, the mythical beast. That’s what happened. – Yeah, right. – I’m gonna give that to Trevor for now. – I was thinking Trevor as well. I don’t know why. – [Trevor] Can I give you both a free piece of information that could help you or hurt you? – You’re about to tell us that you don’t have a driver’s license. – [Trevor] No, I drive a stick shift. – Oh, you do? – Okay. – [Trevor] So do with that information what you will. – Oh, look, I underestimated you, man. You drive a straight drive? But you can’t do, you can’t do the gas and the brake with one foot. – But he basically gave his answer. He does drive with both feet, it just, one pushes the clutch. So ha! – [Trevor] Okay, yeah. If you want to guess me, go ahead. (crew laughing) – Oh, wait, but that’s not what he means. – I don’t know. I don’t have a good guess for this. – Let’s just give it to Greg for now. Greg, are you cool with that? Just for now. – [Greg] Sure. – Yeah, see? He’s good with it. – Can only gulp champagne, cannot sip it. If I’m handed a glass, I will take it down in one go. Stevie’s seen it and called me out for it herself. – Whoa, okay. Somebody’s seen, Stevie has seen this person. – So this is not Kalyn. I don’t think, we can rule her out because we’ve never been in physical presence with Kalyn. Kalyn, you’ve only worked remotely since you started here. – [Kalyn] Yeah. I’m far away. – But what about that time we all had champagne on the Zoom call? – I could see, but I don’t think Stevie would like, call her out on the Zoom call. That’s just some, that’s an interpersonal conversation. That’s not like a public calling somebody out. I don’t know. I also think this one’s kind of Greg. – Yeah, Greg driving with both feet. – It could be Carney. I feel like this could be Carney. – Really? I feel like Carney would be kind of calculated with his champagne drinks. – All right, let’s go with Fancher. – Fancher can only gulp champagne. – Is that right? No, hey, that’s a trick. Don’t answer. Okay. – Fancher, you thirsty? – [Chris] Yes. – Likes things boiling hot. So I have a weird habit with heat. When I eat, I have to see steam or smoke rising from my food or I’ll reheat it. And the same when I shower. It has to be super hot. It flips when I sleep. It has to be super freezing in my room or I won’t be able to sleep comfortably, but I do sleep with four blankets. – This is a woman. – This is a woman, and this is a generalization. But it’s one I have observed. – We love generalizations. When it comes to women. – My wife likes the shower so hot it like, it will burn directly through my skin. – Christy’s the same way, man. – And then I saw someone tweet a relatable tweet joke that was about how hot the water has to be for women. So I was like, hmm, I’m not the only person who knows women like this. This is a generalization that has made its way to Twitter. – [Stevie] Why wouldn’t you like a really hot shower? I don’t think there’s anything wrong with liking a really hot shower. And just because I’m a woman doesn’t mean. – You like really hot showers too, huh? – [Stevie] Yes. Yes, I enjoy a very hot shower. Cassie does not, but also Cassie likes her food to be pretty dang hot to the point where we’ll order delivery and she will oftentimes heat up her food. And I can’t, I don’t have the patience to go through that. – So Mikayla. Mikayla’s over there heating up food for us. – Yeah, right. – But I gotta say, if something’s gonna be hot, it’s never too hot. Maybe she just doesn’t, she knows that we’re men. – She’s like, I don’t want to burn those boys’ mouths. – Right. – [Stevie] Four blankets too. I would like to highlight that part. – I’m going with Kalyn, you know? – Some like it hot. Kalyn, we’ve given you the hotness. When I use toilet paper, I fold it over at the dotted lines for a total of four to five layers to start, depending, and get down to three layers for the last few wipes. No bunching. I’m not a buncher either. – [Stevie] Stevie saw this and called me out for it. (all laughing) – Four to five layers is a lot. – Hold on, how does it go from four to five layers to start and then works its way down to three? ‘Cause they’re working their way through two layers? Is that what’s happened? It starts with five layers, and by the time I get through with it, it’s down to three. – Yeah, that’s exactly what they mean. Who would be comfortable sharing this information? Maybe Trevor. – Maybe Trevor. – I think Matt Carney is secure in the butt-wiping area. We discuss it often. – Well, this person is not secure. They’ve got five layers. They’re padding themselves so hard. – But they’re fine with talking about it. I don’t know if Fancher– – But he drives a stick. Trevor drives a stick. – He’s a pastry chef. I think this is Trevor. I think Trevor’s using the– – [Trevor] What’s wrong with my stick? (Rhett laughing) – Five layers, man. – So if you get a car now, you’re gonna, you keep getting sticks? – [Trevor] I don’t know what that means. – Does your current car have a stick shift? – Yeah. – [Trevor] Yes. I told you that. – But would your next car? – Is your next car gonna have one? – [Trevor] Yeah, I would like it to. – That’s gonna be tough. – You like to be connected to the vehicle, huh? – I miss that. – [Trevor] You stay focused. – If I bought another vehicle I would like to buy one like that. I chew on my tongue. Like I’m always chewing on it and I almost never realize I’m doing it. I’ve done it since grade school and I have a specific memory of a teacher once accusing me of having gum in my mouth. And when I told her I was simply chewing on my tongue, she looked at me like I was a freak. No idea why I do this. I have not noticed this from anyone. – From anyone. – I think Mikayla, we’re in close proximity. I think I would notice if you were, had a habit of chewing your tongue. – Well, maybe it is her. – You don’t think so? I mean, it’s behind a mask at this point, but. – [Mikayla] Right, so. – You can see the mask moving, though, if you were chewing. – Maybe. – It would be even more obvious, I think. – Do you, do you drive a stick? – [Mikayla] I do not. – Okay. All right. Hmm. – Have I seen Greg chew his tongue? – Okay. – I don’t know, man. – I think- – I’ve not seen anyone do that. – I think based on Mikayla’s reaction to your accusation, it’s her. I mean, that’s my guess. – Yeah. – All right, now this is something that you can relate to. Hello. – Hi. – I don’t know if this is a weird habit. Now, first of all, just, this is someone who would say hello. Given the opportunity to write, they would be like, “Hello.” I don’t know if this is a weird habit but I sleep talk, like, a lot, and not only sleep talk, but I will have full conversations in my sleep. If my girlfriend is talking to me while I sleep I’ll give coherent responses and carry on a conversation while completely zonked out. Again, I don’t know if this qualifies as a habit, but I thought I would let you know. – This is stick shift. Stick shift is talking in his sleep. – He’s talking in his sleep. Definitely talking in his sleep. – Trevor, the information you’re giving your girlfriend? Well, you need to start taping that stuff, man. ‘Cause she’s got, she’s engaging in conversation with you while you’re sleeping? She’s getting stuff out of you, man. She’s figuring stuff out. – And so that puts- – She knows your secrets. – That means Carney’s a five-layer man. – Yep. That adds up. – Okay. Mikayla, are we right? – [Mikayla] No. – I told you we were wrong. So Mikayla is not the tongue-chewer. – So what are you? – [Mikayla] I have the heat thing, but I sleep with four blankets. – Okay, we gave you Kalyn’s, so now we gotta take that away and now we gotta adjust a little bit. – Now, did you know that- – Kalyn can chew her own tongue because, again, I wouldn’t have seen that. – Right. Did you know that this is a generalization about women liking showers hot? Or were you just like, I just like showers hot. That’s just how I like it. – [Mikayla] I’ve always liked it like that. I don’t know. I’m not on social media a lot, so I guess. – (laughing) So I can’t speak for all women. – [Mikayla] Yeah. I’m not gonna generalize people like you guys. – Right, right, right, yeah. Trust me, it’s totally fine to make these kinds of generalizations on the internet. We speak for all. Totally, totally fine. – Okay. Greg, Gregory, Gregor, as I call you sometimes. We think that you drive with both feet. – [Greg] Oh, you’re very wrong. – Ah! – Not going well today. Okay, so we’re gonna switch this with can only gulp champagne. That seems like you now. – [Greg] Yeah, that’s me. – Okay. – So you just down it. Because of the bubbles, huh? – [Greg] No, I just, I don’t like champagne, but I also don’t want to be that guy that doesn’t participate in like the toast or the celebration. So I just do it all at once and get it over with. – Okay. – You know what you sound like? You sound like the type of person who would really enjoy our podcast, “Ear Biscuits”. So would you mind if we promoted that? – [Greg] Go right ahead. – Yeah, it’s, you know, there’s a video version of it where you can see us talking to each other. Sometimes the faces we make are totally unexpected given the conversation that we’re having. Listen to the audio version wherever you get podcasts and the video version on the “Ear Biscuits” channel. Greg’s a fan, right? Don’t answer that. – [Greg] Oh, I am. I listen to it twice. – Listens to it twice. – And watch it once. – Listen to it and watch it. Okay. Trevor, you talking in your sleep? – [Trevor] Yeah. What gave it away? Was it the word zonked? (Rhett laughing) – No, it was “Hello.” – Yeah. Yeah. – [Trevor] I didn’t know that they were gonna copy my email verbatim onto a little sheet. I thought they were just gonna put, like- – I knew that was exactly what had happened. – Have you revealed some nasty secrets to your girlfriend? – [Trevor] No. No. She’ll just like, I’ll just be mumbling away and talking and then she’ll just be like, “I love you.” And I’ll say “I love you” back. I mean, to be honest, I don’t know. She doesn’t really tell me much about what I say. – Exactly. – [Trevor] So I might have. – Have you known that you were a sleep talker for all this time or just more recently? – [Trevor] Yeah. Yeah. It usually it like comes in, I do it a little bit more when I’ve been pulling an old Greg and gulping champagne, if you know what I’m saying, but. – [Stevie] I thought you meant like Old Gregg. – Yeah, yeah, I thought you were talking about the Old Gregg from “The Mighty Mighty Boosh”. – [Trevor] No, no. I was born in 1999. That just went over my head. – We think that Chris Fancher now drives with both feet. – [Chris] No, that is incorrect. – Oh man. Is Chris Fancher chewing on his tongue? – You’re chewing on your own tongue, aren’t you. – Chris No. – You’re wiping your own ass, aren’t you. Good for you. At least you wipe your own ass. – Can you explain the four to five layers working their way down to three? – It’s just a different- – [Chris] Also keep in mind, I start with wipes, like the wet wipes, you know, and then I go to the dry material and I have like five layers, then by the very end, in my last wipe, because I wipe many times, I have, I need to use enough layers between my fingers and the, you know. – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You don’t, if you’re wiping that much, you just might need to adjust your diet. – [Chris] I’m very thorough. That’s all. – Okay, so it’s just a question of thoroughness. – I’m putting the chew your own tongue with Kalyn and I think we need to have a heart to heart about how Carney drives. – Yeah, he’s driving with two feet. – Kalyn, are we correct that you chew on your own tongue? – [Kalyn] No, I drive with both feet. – Okay. This is the worst we’ve done in a long time. Why? – Okay, so like you said, it’s literally like not even dangerous, you know what I mean? I’ve always done that from the very beginning. Like you have two feet, you have two pedals, like, it’s literally just quick maths. It’s quite easy. No, but for real, like if I decided to like, do it with one foot, I would probably mess up more than if I did with just both feet. ‘Cause I’ve always done it that way. – ‘Cause you know left foot brakes. – Who taught you that? – No one did. – It’s left foot brake, right foot gas, right? You don’t have your legs crossed. – No one teaches anyone that, because it’s not. – ‘Cause like in my brain like, like just driving, you’re like, oh, well you’re now in the driver’s seat. There’s two pedals, two feet. – Yeah, so first thing Lincoln did. – I was with my mom one day, she was like, “Why are you doing that?” I was like, “I don’t know what you’re talking about.” So yeah, and I still do, and I’m very safe. – I don’t know. – That’s the first thing that like. – [Stevie] Wait until you get out to LA, Kalyn. That’s terrifying. – [Kalyn] That’s super safe, it’s super easy. – I mean, I think your reaction time is faster. That’s why the race car drivers do it. – Yeah, you can brake faster. – You just alternate. You never touch at the same time. It’s pretty easy. – Right, okay. – [Matt] You guys, I wipe my butt with two feet. (Rhett laughing) – What did he just say? – He said I wipe my butt with two feet. – I wish I’d have heard that the first time. – And you also chew on your tongue, which I haven’t noticed. – I do. Well, yeah, we haven’t been in person in over a year, but yeah, I do since fifth grade, I’ve been chewing on my own tongue. And my wife calls me out on it, my grade school teachers call me on it. I don’t know why I do it. – Is it the sides or the front, or like? – [Matt] It’s the sides. Like I’ll puff out the sides in a way and chew on it with the sides of my mouth. – Like this? – [Matt] Yeah, yeah. – I kinda like it, I kinda like it. – I get it. I get it, Carney. – [Matt] Yeah, it’s a weird thing. Be careful, you might not be able to stop. – (laughing) Yeah. – It kinda makes your tongue juicier. – Yeah, right? It’s like, there’s a lot more going on there than I thought. – Yeah, I can flatten out my tongue and I can chew both sides at once. You ever tried that, Carney? As you can see, we can’t, and maybe your friends can’t either. Test their vision with the GMM eye chart tee available now at mythical.com.