hey Chuck you think me and Linc will make it through the apocalypse no I’m Emily and I’m late from Murray Kentucky [Music] good mythical morning today’s episode is brought to you by the turtle this is Chuck this new product that you’re endorsing I’m endorsing the turtle and I would explain to you what the turtle is but it’s all part of the game that they’re playing over there on Chuck’s channel right now and that is guess what the turtle is and you win a chance at getting an autograph turtle another Gator number autograph turtle signed by me it’s like a pillow no like a phone phone calls no no that’s a triple no is it like a breast augmentation kind of thing okay but you know it could be I could get it in there Wow now don’t give them it you’ve given it away there you go but no that’s not it if you keep well this thing’s really tight in there I know seriously we’re gonna link to the video in the description go over to Chuck’s Channel look at the video guess what the turtle is and you could win a sign turtle turtle with a D son my hand is gonna be the answer is right in front of you the answer is right in front of you because it’s turtle with a D and we’re given multiple turtles away so there’s like two hundred chances to win did I get this one you get that one right but if you want me to sign it’s five bucks we’ll negotiate that later hey what you been up to man oh you know you got an hour just usual hanging out just hanging out taking the skin off of anything the skin off my animals putting it on two forms two mannequins doing a little this little of that cuz you’re getting arrested sort of just get arrested no almost it was accident for for what happened you know that domestic thing well tell everybody you told me a little bit about this but I think this is this is worth telling is it yeah I think so so okay so I’m at my shop minding my own business and I got a helper who’s a cop and he comes over in Duty sometimes so a squad car pulls up in my driveway uh-huh I see it through the fence so I might have started yelling some stuff that all in good fun all in good fun hey Pig something like that all night better than that oh really yeah what I can’t even go there now well we got it and then they’re going police I’m like come on dawn knock it off police open the gate like okay Don it’s not funny you know but then there was these two officers I’d never seen before they’re integral we’re here we’re looking for 324 North Arness they go well this is 318 they’re going well we had a domestic violence complaint a woman screaming go oh that’s the wrong house then sir where’s your wife excuse me yeah where’s your wife why she’s at the movies well we need to see her like well why well we had a domestic flight then it occurs to me mm-hmm have a bloody knife in my hand and I’m covered in blood because you’re a taxi because I’m a taxidermist I was skinning a deer head and these guys didn’t know that they’re getting ready to call for backup so that so they respond they respond to a domestic violence call they come over and they see a crazed individual what a night with the bloody Hubbard and blood covered in blood like obviously just yeah just just killed his wife just killed his wife yeah and it wasn’t going too good sorry and oh by the way they had no sense of humor well would you expect them to know well but then by the grace of God one of the guys I saw the little light go on you know yeah all right and then all sudden he goes oh you’re that taxidermist guy huh you’re Don’s friend right oh yeah Dombey see the deputy what’d you call him right now he’s on duty yeah so it ended better so you weren’t arrested it wasn’t arrested they didn’t take me but I couldn’t understand why they kept us questions because you’re stood there never occurred to me because well that’s just everyday at my house it’s not okay thanks for co-hosting with me oh god thanks for asking you know didn’t yesterday we had to bring Lincoln digitally he was just over here on this side you know we kind of brought him in I saw some of the comments people were annoyed by him I think that’s maybe just because it’s linked I think it definitely cuz it’s linked but you know I don’t know if this is you know if you if this goes well maybe this will be a new thing I think so I mean I think you got to stick with the winners but no wild Lynx out of town I do want to talk to you about something I got some ideas for for me and you when you hear it I’ve been watching like a lot of Americans I’ve been watching a lot of television and movies that centers around the end of the world right you know I’m a big fan of Walking Dead this is like you know the zombie apocalypse situation I’ve been watching that show on ABC Revolution which I don’t necessarily recommend it but I’m into it because of the concept of the life school and all the lights are out if what you’re gonna do and so and then I’ve been watching that Doomsday Preppers we’ve talked about this on previous episodes that I kind of have this thing for these shows about getting ready for whatever crazy tragic event is going to be the thing that’s gonna in normal life on this planet and all the infrastructure is gonna go bad and so you know we’ve talked before about I’m a you know I’m a little bit more prepared than link at this point you know I have a big five gallon jug of water and wow that’s all that makes me more prepared than link just that just am prepared okay that tells me I’m prepared link is and you know I’m afraid I’m a pretty big guy I’m kind of intimidating I think this sort I don’t know if zombies all skinny kind of way if zombies would be intimidated by me but I think that like you know just a wandering pack of thieves might be a little intimidated by I’m intimidated by you but I don’t I don’t want to do this solo and so when it hits the fan which could happen in any moment we all know this especially Wednesday morning yeah we’re not gonna saying and we know that you don’t have any strong political if not in what so we’re not just there’s no reason to disaster legend right over that but when it hits the fan I gotta make a decision you know I got a bug out so you got a bug out and cuz I can’t be here in the city you know I don’t take advantage of me and my family so I’ve been thinking originally I thought I would like you know link and I would meet up somewhere and and then we would go into the hills or whatever but I was you know I’m watching that show revolution and one of the things that happens is these people they start these nation-states once they the government fails right then they like start like a doodle be like it’s McGlothlin nation mm-hmm you know and I’m thinking what I’m gonna do is I’m gonna get the kids I’m gonna get the wife I’m gonna bug out I’m coming to Ojai good idea cuz you’re something you’re already almost in camouflage already all the time I’m constantly in a state of preparedness and you’ve got lots of you have weapons right yeah yeah I’m gonna take that is yes and you got knives and you know how to wield them you want to stick with someone who knows how to get the food cut the food up and can cook the food you can cook the food – absolutely so what are we gonna call this nation-state ah the nope nation we got it well I mean no okay we can’t you know people can’t even have the Internet at this point oh so they won’t be able to go and watch the video we have to start with something totally fresh and something totally new okay well that’s where you come in because you’re gonna create a part of this team and just provide all the weaponry well who’s the who’s the president um you could be the president you’re gonna give me the privilege of being absolutely because if I don’t like y’all just assassinate you [Laughter] okay all right I’m president you’re what do you want to be Department of the Interior Department of the Interior what are we gonna do with link you know he’s out of town we have the we can speak freely about him right now he’s not here he said he’s not watching the show why he’s gone I already talked to him he said he’s checked out completely remembering the other thing where I said he’s like the decoy we do need a decoy we can let link come along I think he’s gonna be okay but you know we could throw them out and have people chase him while we go the other way I mean all kinds of things so we bring okay so you want me to pick up Lincoln I do because you’ve been together a long time and you know you’re right so but so when it hits the fan I bug out I call Linc I’m like hey dude we got to go up to try and make it to Chuck we got to get to Chuck so he can start our nation state and get armed and you know right but then when it call a link plan dia what no that’s K you don’t to mislead him and then when it hits the fan the second time right that’s when we push him out to the zombie Jenna because you know I can’t think of any manly thing that that guy is capable of doing name one man thing he can do can he cut wood can he fix the car he says he can look at a car and make it run but that didn’t work out too good um he’s pretty fast with fast runner which I think helps with our plan that fit in there you go fits right into her right hand man I’ll have the other guy’s tribes chase him not before we before we wrap this thing up do you have any you know cuz I have been thinking about this you know I in fact this is how much my brain has been on this subject I was walking you know back from the park across the street over here recently and I kind of walked up and I saw my house and I saw you know the studio back here that’s kind of like you know converted garage or what right and I started thinking you know what I could I could stand on top of that garage and like pay people off you need a high spot yeah it was yeah I can man the high grade see anything I could see zombies come in from half a mile probably yeah and then I thinking I got this but there’s this pool across the street and that’s the thing can you drink pool water probably well you could but you need to boil it first or something with the chlorine right or something thank you but there’s chlorine and regular water yeah but not down much user how about the yellow stuff yeah there’s a lot of urine yeah especially the immunity pool yeah I said what I’m talking about now you got to sanitize it first what about you can you know you can grow your own penicillin to you not do that I got a lot of moldy bread no seriously you take a cantaloupe you set it out and you put it in a plastic bag and you let the mold grow on it and then you take it and rub it on wounds and stuff that’s all that read that on the internet and they think it can never lie on the internet you want to end this episode with the wheel of mythicality the mythicality yes I want to spin because last time at if you can you’ll if you’ll do that you’re in link spy if you’ll do this a favor of picking it up and whatever it lands on don’t hurt yourself now whatever it lands on strong right here on this thing and whatever it lands on if it says link does this or what are your link this week okay I guess you got to do my time got to earn my way to the rena spot yes I did which way this way yeah Chuck winter correct way oiled birthday surprise okay uh can I do it again no let’s do this okay Chuck listen I when’s your birthday last Thursday hey listen uh almost almost a year from now okay I got something I got something planned for you but I’m going to I’m gonna need you to not be at the specific place that we’re gonna we got this thing planned for use birthday surprise okay you know what’s good about that yeah I won’t remember okay I’ll remind you again but you always spoil the surprises well when I’m commanded to by the wheel of mythicality I do oh well we can’t disappoint the wheel Oh mr. Calo coolness can we no but at least you’ll be thinking about my birthday unlike what happened last week yeah well I apologize thank you [Music] you