well links out of town I joined his bicycle gang let’s talk about that hi I’m Michaela from Sydney Australia good mythical morning good mythical morning today’s episode is brought to you by Smule maker of musical apps like sing you’ve got three weeks to participate in the squirrel right sing karaoke contest so download the app and participate wanna welcome co-host today joe bereta my good friend hmm thank you for having me I don’t know if you guys are I don’t know if you guys have know but this has been kind of a dream of mine and I’ve been bugging him via text message uh for about two years now that’s not how I remember it but I like the fact that you’re making it seem like you’ve wanted to be a part of this land of dreams and I feel like it’s officially that fact for me well you know there’s there’s we have some similarities I mean not only do we your hair goes up my hair goes up we both have a a manly beard no but we’re one half of a comedy duo yes not the same comedy do no to different comedy do unless maybe this is a new do a thing that we have going to make okay watch out other duo partners the chemical first in this duo awesome yeah I’m I’m you well you know what you’re second in Branson Brett well you have to figure out it goes I mean you guys are rhettandlink because that sounds better than Lincoln read it just does well same at st. read I’m more important more talented well there’s that too so if it was Joe and retinas Joe and Rhett sound better than rhett and Joe I contend that Rhett and Joe sounds but I think you keep beretta Retton beretta Loretta and reto beretta and Rhett Rhett and beretta beretta how about us just beretta and we’re dead H BAM goodbye ah no longer Ygritte has been made and not only are you part of a duo you have a show that gets a lot more views than ours but is similar and that you talk about a lot of things SourceFed we talk about a lot of things yeah so I’m double I’m double timing on the youtubes I got that a sketch comedy with brats bruh got the the news coverage in a funky funny fast-paced manner on SourceFed yeah but it’s added it it is very hated I haven’t told you this will not be at it as I’m this is not being edited Oh frightened I’m used to jump cuts now okay so I am this week it’s excusable because links out of town I’m cheating on link by bringing another co-host but I want to make a confession if you watch one of last week’s episodes you saw that link and Nick our collective friend Nick have started a bicycle gang we’re calling it the mountain biking club is it a gang if it’s only two yeah I think yeah technically that’s kind of a duo yeah well Vic we’re experts on the duo isms well they started their their duo their biking do about their club and link made it very clear I was hurt I was emotionally distraught about this it made it very clear that he was questioning whether or not he was gonna invite me into the game so what I did is wild link is out of town I called up Nick and I said let’s go mountain biking buddy he and me and Nick we went mountain biking this past weekend you infiltrated the gang in his absence yeah okay okay that’s a little underhanded but it’s also underhanded not to invite you into the gang you know it made no sense to begin with but I want to talk about what happened while I was mountain buying you you know you you do anything active I do I you seem pretty fit I do a lot of uh basketball I like looked you up and down and say oh you idiots you seem pretty fit like I felt like I needed to say yes otherwise bad thing that happened to me uh a as active as possible gets harder as we get older wait what kind of stuff you do old ball basketball run around chase my daughter I’m tree you know teaching kids to ride bikes might be one of the most active thing that I’ve ever done yeah it’s a it’s danger use a balanced bike you know about the balance but I know it doesn’t have the the training wheels to just teach them out of balance really we got one for Shepherd or four-year-old but I get kind of put it on and just kind of his sent him off and hit a tree we almost did a car yesterday yeah instead instead of using the brakes which I was trying to teach her in the moment she decided to literally Superman off the bike she just she’s about to hit a car so at full speed she just leapt forward headfirst I caught her kind of in midair fell she hit belly and then I had to jump over the bike and I parkour it over the bike to the somersault on the pavement and now I’m in extreme pain but she didn’t get this on video nope didn’t happen okay all right well okay so I’m out there with Nick and he’s like listen we’re gonna go like a thousand feet up over time not an incline yeah now as opposed to a like a jump we’re not gonna do this gonna get out of ice yeah bunnyhop Rosen see we’re gonna ascend a thousand feet over the course of four miles I’m like I’m joking of course not – I can do this even though I haven’t done anything active in 16 years so your own about a thousand feet up at about one eat a little more than 20,000 feet long you do the math huh something like that it’s a little bit more oh yeah you’re going on the 5,280 thing in a mile then you’re up Joe and so we get about one-third of the way well before we start Nick says hey what do you have eat this morning I’m why is he asking me that and I’m like why you asking me that he says because when you vomit it up I want to I want to have the camera rolling I’m like he has no confidence in me and then I was like dude I’ve never it’s like I’m not active anymore but I used to play a lot of sports and I’ve never once vomited via it because of exhaustion in your entire life now my entire life I’ve never done that either yeah I’ve never like been running a marathon hey I’ve never ran America B I’ve never been running a marathon and then felt like I just needed to Ralph all over the place you know so I’m like whoa he has no confidence in me but I I’m in the bike club now I’m working my way up towards president so I got to show this guy what’s up so get on the bike and weird I’m not kidding we’re not halfway yet and I start thinking I’m really feeling it I’m really feeling it and feeling it here in the throat area are here in the tummy up my legs mostly my legs we like to gonna throw up and my legs are beginning to burn and I’m realizing that I don’t have a lot of lung capacity left and then I’m like Nick I got a stop of course first of all a lot of my pride kind of just broke at that point when I was like do can we stop you know cuz I’m the guy who asked can we stop yep and then we say sure you know he’s kind of got this little grin on his face because he’s throwing out the camera he knows he knows he’s been there he’s thinking about the first time that he went mountain biking and I’m like I got stopped for a little bit and then I’m thinking myself I don’t feel good and I’m like huh let me sit down for a second you know like five minutes later I’m I got my helmet off I’ve taken my gloves off I want to take my pants off you know it’s just one of those things where your natural reaction just you just you want to get completely naked and like lie about the rock and just pray that you’re not gonna vomit and this is when I’m gonna spoil spoilers I didn’t vomit and then you know what I should have because I would have just gotten out you would have felt got it over with and just kept on but I’ve had an aversion all my life in fact this is like a family thing this is a McGlothlin thing we have an aversion to vomiting in fact there was a point in my was in college that my brother my dad and I combined had a 50-year non vomit streak as the men in the McLoughlin between the three of you fifty years never regurgitating the things inside of you yes it was anyway I had so much pride in this that I used to write for our college paper Tennessee State and I wrote an article about it what I would have to like like because I could never figure out what to write about so like this week it’s kind of like this show it’s like what we gonna talk about we’re gonna talk about wanting to not throw up who broke the streak um me you broke the streak I’m pretty sure it was me ah I wish it was more there was a more sensation as you made it to the story but uh I got sick of flu or something like that but since then all three of us have once one goes down to sideways like just like there’s broke yeah there’s no incentive to not vomit but to this day when I feel it kind of building up and I and I want to just what is it you know do you have an aversion it’s the worst I think everybody has that aversion cuz it is the worst feeling it’s probably like death but burning in fire and not dying and then throwing up again somewhere in there yeah that’s how I see it you do it and you taste things with your whole face I apologize to viewers that this is Geographic things come out you know we do this every while it’s okay and you have a ab workout that you never asked for it’s like you did 17 rounds of ab Ripper X yeah it never feels good you feel like an animal when it’s happening to you you really like an animal like an alien it’s like like your body uses up and you’re like this is totally involuntary but it’s but it you know it’s one of those things that’s totally involuntary but seems totally voluntary yeah you see from a distance you’re like what’s wrong with it well what’s wrong with that guy that was a mental choice he just made yeah but he’s thinking what’s wrong with me why is this happened your body starts contorting I’m possessed yep it’s the worst and that’s why I was I won’t do it it any cost I will I will try to keep from doing it I have forced myself to do it after nights of celebration and joy that there was too much celebration in the other way and you in said night I was like I really don’t feel good and if I don’t if I don’t alleviate what’s inside of me I’m gonna feel worse in the morning so there there have been one or two times in my life I’m a very old man now that I I forced myself to do it and I would say two out of the maybe thirty times that I’ve peed in my life – were on purpose and they actually resulted in me feeling way better really yeah well that’s the thing you know it’s you’re gonna it’s gonna feel better but you just can’t talk yourself into I just go into that breathe deep mode mm-hmm I think if I just breathe deeply enough I’m gonna get that little like your mouth starts salivating in the back corners that’s when you know what’s gonna add yeah yeah this is the worst oak installed all the women have stopped watch yep they’re done they’re gonna day we apologize we’re gonna talk about other cuddly ER things so anyway you know I maybe this is this is my punishment for cheating on link in the bicycle gang well while he’s gone because I haven’t told him about this I haven’t told him that I went mountain biking with Nick yet maybe he hasn’t told you of all the nasty karma things that he’s went through while going on bike rides without you all the talking when it gets bad yeah you guys will be able to have these gather podcast and I have a mustache when he comes back for are you guys doing the of what he’s doing the Movember – no shave I’m just deciding if we both got head starts well no-shave November and Movember two different things Oh educate Movember is just mustache only okay start clean-shaven okay I don’t I don’t get rid of this yeah you don’t want signature yeah that’s your thing okay we’re gonna end this episode oh I don’t know how often you watch this show if you’ve ever watch it a couple times we end it with the wheel of mythicality which it’s right behind you you have the honor of picking up putting on oh okay on the stool here this and you you know what you can spin it if you want to and whatever it lands on we’re gonna do to close out the episode and Joe today you are linked okay so you ready you might have to walk me through this and I apologize everybody spins it clockwise because that seems logical okay abrupt ending oh this is perfect I think I feel like I can do this yep I’m gonna follow your well you