Dunkability or crispy creaminess. – Let’s talk about that. (upbeat digitized music) “Good Mythical Summer” – And it is in fact, our final week, of “Good Mythical Summer 2021.” – Next week we’re gonna take a quick one week break to compose ourselves, all right, and then we’re gonna be back on September 13th, in the year 2021 with season 20. But you know we couldn’t just do with any old premiere week for the big 20, tell ’em Rhett. – We hereby proclaim the, GMM Season 20 Premiere Week, as the Week Of Mega-Cality! 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Donut? – Donut. – Donut. – Donut. – That’s how I say it. – Donut. – Donut. – How do you say it, spell it? – D-O-N-U-T. – Well, okay, Dunkin’ would would agree with you, Krispy Kreme, on the other hand, would say you’re blaspheming before the holy hot lamp because two years ago, Krispy Kreme tweeted this. – Kweem, Krispy Kweem. – Krispy Kreme tweeted this. – What? – In 2019. – Don’t do that. – Okay, “It’s 2019, so congrats, Dunkin’ Donuts, on officially dropping donuts from your name. Good move! Our Hot Light will be on in your honor today. And also because we’re making hot, fresh donuts, like always, hashtag HotLightsIsOn.” – Okay. – Donut emoji. – To which Dunkin replied, “Thanks, K squared, donuts make everything better, especially with our new energy cold brew, sorry you’re having a Krispy Monday.” So he’s trying to market to the competition? – Yeah, it got 95 likes, hey. (laughing) And K Squared did not back down because they said, “You’re welcome, minus D,” oh, get it, minus D, ’cause it K squared- – ‘Cause minus the donuts. – Because they took the donuts. – Okay. – “By the way it’s doughnuts, winky emoji, don’t you agree, MerriamWebster?” They brought the dictionary into this! They tried to and Merriam Webster was afraid to weigh in, but we ain’t, it’s time for Food Feuds. Dunkin’ versus Krispy Kreme. We’re gonna taste and compare the most iconic donut menu items from each donut shop menu and rate ’em on a scale of one to 10. The restaurant with the most points is gonna be named the Donut Don, and will win a chance to sponsor a future GMM episode. – All right, deliver the donut. Okay, are Dirk and Patty here? I know that they’re probably both working for Dunkin’ Donuts and Krispy Kreme at this point, right? – Right. Hey guys. – Hey, it’s me Dunkin’ Dirknuts. – You seem a little preoccupied. – It’s me, Krispy Kreme Patty, yeah. – They’re like on the phone. – Sorry we’re just- – I see that. – We’re a bit distracted right now, like we’re trying to find a venue for the wedding and like our parents want us to do it in a church, but it’s like the musical directors, they have issues with playing corn songs on the organ. – Yeah. – We told ’em that they could play like Mudvayne if they wanted to, or our favorite band ever, Powerman 5000. – Oh yeah. – And then they were like, please leave. – Yeah, you have to find the right church. – So, hey, this is your Krispy Kreme ice-glazed chocolate donut with sprinkles for $1.99. – Okay. – And this is Dunkin’s chocolate frosted donut with sprinkles for $1.39. – Okay. – All right, thank you. – Thanks guys. I’m trying to erase which place is from where just for a second, just cause I don’t wanna be thinking about it. – Well, this one’s Dunkin’. – Don’t say that! – Well, let’s just taste. – Which one tastes better, isn’t that why we’re here? The sprinkles are different, that’s got more. – I always associate Dunkin’ with a cakier experience. – Don’t associate anything with my mind right now, keep that to yourself. – What do you wanna wear a blindfold, or not use English? – No, I mean that’s not bad. Sprinkles are- – Yeah, it’s not bad. – Just for show. – That’s true, a lot more glaze underneath here. There’s absolutely no glaze on the Dunkin’, or whatever that may be. – This is a significantly better donut. – It’s coated in glaze. – The chocolate tastes better, it’s got more sprinkles and I just think that the way the doughnut gave in my mouth was what I want from a donut. – It gaveth and you taketh? – All right I’m gonna give the- – Six. – Dunkin’ a five. (dinging) – And I’m gonna give- – Eight. – This Krispy Kreme a seven. (dinging) (upbeat music) – Bring ’em in. – What is this? – Yeah, I just don’t understand how you don’t allow fire- – It’s tough. – At a cemetery? – It’s tough, it’s tough. – Yeah, yeah, planning a wedding. – It’s tough. – They’re both on a phone. – Finding a venue. – I got this guys. – So what is this, Stevie? – So on Rhett’s side is Dunkin’s Glazed Jelly Donut for 1.39, and on Link’s side is Krispy Kreme’s Glazed Raspberry-Filled for 1.99. – Again, something else to influence our decision. Dunkin’s jelly contains an apple and raspberry flavored jelly, but no berries are used to make the filling. – Okay. – So I don’t know what they’re making it out of. – And the Krispy Kreme filling? – It has, made with real raspberries and filled by hand. So somebody stuffed their actual hand. – Oh, see if you can taste the hand- – Into that donut. – Or at least the finger. – There might be a fingernail in there. – I recommend biting the berry hole. – The hole, yeah. – So, you know you get berry in the first bite. – If I were to eat this like in early morning, and like somebody brought donuts. – I’d be happy. – A lot of granular sugar on top of this thing, this is a work of art. – This is a shell, I mean. – It looks like a beetle. It’s so smooth. – Yeah, put some legs on it, smooth. – Oh man, oh my gosh. – The raspberry is a lot thicker and less jelly-like and more just like a rich goo. – I am sorry, that is, I have to go ahead and I, we don’t normally do this, but this is a perfect 10, this is a perfect donut. Everything about this is what I want in a donut. – I mean. – This is a 10. This is like one of those Olympic dives. – I… – It never happens, but this is a 10! – I know now how you get worked up about the dives. I do agree though, I gotta give it a nine. – Okay. – At least. (dinging) So we go back to the Dunkin’ I mean, it was, I’m glad we tasted it first, ’cause otherwise I would just be crapping all over this thing, I’m gonna give it a six. – It’s not a bad donut. – Yeah. – It’s just not perfect, I agree, six. (dinging) (upbeat music) – A quick reminder, check out the Mythical Kitchen Channel. The Mythical Kitcheneers are always cooking up something chaotic over there, a lot of fun, check out the channel, you won’t regret it. If you do, don’t tell me, or them, just stop watching it. – Yeah, just tell… – That won’t happen. – Tell somebody in real life. – Let’s eat, let’s eat something. whatever you got, bring it in. – Yes, we’re fine with the crucifix but could you turn it upside down? – No. – Oh wow. – Gosh. – Hello, hello? – That is asking a lot. – They got hung up on by the church. – Okay, geeze. – Okay. – Oh yes. – On Rhett’s side is Dunkin’s Glazed Chocolate Cake Doughnut for 1.39 and on Link’s side is Krispy Kreme’s Glazed Chocolate Cake Doughnut for 1 99. – Look at which more glaze, Krispy Kreme is just throwing, just slinging the glaze. – I mean, some people might say too much glaze. – You might think. Too much glaze too often. – There’s no glaze on this, but, and this is like, once I’ve had a few donuts, I start looking for this one ’cause this is like my- – It’s a palate cleanser? – This is my third favorite. – Well, yeah, it’s my palate cleanser. – Fun fact about that glazed doughnut on the Krispy Kreme, Krispy Kreme’s glazed donuts are bathed in a waterfall of glaze that is exactly 120 degrees Fahrenheit. But to be fair, the interior of the cab of the truck that Dunkin’ Donuts uses, is also 120 degrees. (laughing) So, now we didn’t use powdered donuts in any around, you powdered doughnut people are gonna be upset, but it’s because Krispy Kreme, at least the two nearest ones to us, don’t sell it. They do sell it at some locations, but we couldn’t get a hold of one. – This is one of your favorites too if I recall correctly. – And I had. – That’s good. – A love affair. – It’s thick, this is- – With this doughnut in the summer of 1999 in Queens, New York- – Yes. – Dunkin’ Donuts every morning. – Being North Carolinians, where the birthplace of Krispy Kreme, I would say I’m biased in that direction. – But when we were in North Carolina, Krispy Kreme only had one kind of donut. – Here you go. – Do you remember that when we were in college, they sold one kind of donut. – I don’t believe that. – Well, it’s a fact, Jack. – Hmm, this is interesting. A lot more glaze. I find that I’m underwhelmed by the chocolate doughnut itself- – Huh, the table might be turning because all I taste is glaze. – Yeah. – Not to bring up this word, but like, can you talk about the moisture, ’cause I can’t tell from here. – This donut is so moist, moist, moist, moist. – It’s moister than the, than this one, which is not as moist, moist, moist. – Sometimes I want a caky donut. – Even though there’s a shell of icing. – And that’s what I love. – The moist, moist, moisture has gotten out. – Can I also ask you about the- – Yes. – Density, I’m curious, my mouth would like to know. – The Dunkin’ is- – Denser. – Probably more dense than the Krispy Kreme and it is so milk dippable, I’m giving this, for what it is, an eight. – I almost wanna call this the perfect donut, but I’m not going to do that ’cause I already declared that, this is a nine. (dinging) This are very good donut. – I’m gonna give this a four, I’m disappointed. – My expectations were so high for this, I think I’m going all the way down to three. – Ooh. (dinging) – Can I do that – It’s done. (upbeat music) – Let’s change it up a little bit. – Yes, I understand- – I could really use some coffee. – Pets are not allowed, but they’re not pets. – Yes. – The goats are my groomsmen. Do you know what a Baphomet is? – Wow, this is getting dark. – I’m kind of interested in this, I hope I’m invited. – I don’t wanna have anything to do with their ceremony. – It is coffee time I’m begging for it. Preconceptions that we’re bringing to the table. I tend to think of Dunkin’ coffee as good, and I’ve never thought about Krispy Kreme coffee. – Well, Dunkin’ got into the coffee game again, this is, I don’t know if this is facts, this is just in my head, they got into the coffee game early, before Krispy Kreme, as far as I know, and they have a reputation for having good coffee, and again, I go back to that memory of every morning, with the coffee and the doughnut together. – You’re tasting both of their original blends and the Dunkin is 2.19 and the Krispy Kreme is 2.29. – Oh, 10 cents, that’s. – That’s not bad, huh, ha. – I think it’s good, I think it’s good coffee, it’s like- – It’s good, it grows on me. – You don’t wanna drink it through the lid, huh? – I like to look at the coffee. – I like to just drink it. – A little more bitter, is it not? – It’s a lot worse. I mean in just every way imaginable, it’s a lot worse coffee. It taste- – It’s not bolder, but it’s more bitter and that’s badder. – It takes stronger and weaker at the same time in all the wrong ways. – Yeah. – Like how is that possible? Like it’s bitter, but it has no body. – Yes, exactly. – Like in high school. – Right, all right, so let’s start over here with the Dunkin’, I mean when I compare it to all coffees I could buy, which that’s my scale. – Oh, okay, yeah, well that’s not- – I’m giving, I’m giving this a five. – All coffees, well I mean, I’m doing somewhere between the expectations that I bring, and all coffees in the world- – Okay. – To give this a seven. (dinging) – I’m gonna give the Krispy Kreme on my scale a one. – I’m going with, wow, that’s harsh. – You know what? – I’m going with a two. – Zero, actually a zero. (dinging) – Wow, that is coffee that is just, you might as well just be punching yourself in the face I guess. – I just wouldn’t order it. – Okay, don’t order it. (upbeat music) – Okay, no, we don’t want a sermon we just want the preacher to read all the negative comments from Patty and Dirk Reddit thread. – They’re not, I mean, they are delivering stuff- – Yeah. – But just not saying anything. – Are they both talking to the same church? – I know what this is. – ‘Cause that’s going get confusing. – On Rhett’s side is Dunkin’s Boston Cream Donut for 1.39 and on Link’s side- – Yes! – Is Krispy Kreme’s Chocolate Iced Custard-Filled Donut for 1.99. – I’m not falling for it, it’s still a Boston cream, it’s custard. – So this doughnut is significantly flatter, it’s not as pretty, again, that’s not what we’re judging, but when somebody makes a piece of art like that it is tough to ignore. – My go-to at Dunkin’ is this one. I just think that they nail it. – Okay. – Let’s nail it and savor it. Mmm, their custard is nice. – It’s a good donut, I’m not gonna argue with that. – I think it’s pretty great. And when I get into Krispy Kreme, I’m thinking about what’s the other place called again, Boston. – I got a little bit of, somebody got a little raspberry on me. – Dunkin’ Donuts, how did I forget Dunkin’ Donuts in the middle of the freaking? Hmm, hmm, something tastes faker. – The cream is hiding over here on the other side. – Their cream has a specific taste to it. – The cream is trying to escape. – That I actually don’t like as much. The Boston Kreme Pie from Dunkin’ has a more middle of the road flavor. There’s an assertion in this that I just can’t make up my mind about. It’s yellower, to me it comes down to the custard. I like the flatness of the Dunkin’, and the flavor of the custard. – I like the give of the doughnut on this, but I think I do slightly agree that the custard’s a little bit better. This is not a, there’s not a runaway favorite for me on this one. I’m gonna give Dunkin’ a six. – I’m gonna give the Dunkin’ an eight. (dinging) And then for Krispy Kreme, I am gonna give it a five. – I’m also going to give it a six. (dinging) – It’s gotta be glazed, right. – Yeah. – Yes. – Oh yeah. – Yes. – Oh man, they’re not even speaking to each other or people on the phone. – I mean, they could just have their wedding here. – That’s a horrible idea. – So we got glazed, classic. – You got glazed. You’re holding the Krispy Kreme for 1.79 and then the Dunkin’s on Rhett’s side for 1.39. – I mean the thing really- – There’s a sprinkle on mine. – The thing when you see these side-by-side is you just, like the donut approach is so different. I mean the donut anus, is that what you call that, or just call it donut hole. – I think it’s just the hole, I’ve never heard anus. – It’s a lot looser, it’s a lot looser at Dunkin’ Donuts. Should I use the term looser, or just bigger? – You should just eat. That’s good. – I mean, it’s a good donut. – I have nothing to complain about ’cause I don’t have anything to compare it to yet. – Well, I’m so familiar with the way that a Krispy Kreme glaze tastes that I immediately know that this doughnut didn’t give, again, I know I’m using that term. – Give, you wanna good give to a doughnut. – I want a good give on a donut. Well, look at that, look at that, I have a glazed window. – And if you look at the give of the bites, they are pretty similar. Once you bite down you don’t want it to sponge all the way back up, that shows that you got a good donut when it stays compressed. – Again, I would eat a dozen of these by myself in a corner on a rainy day, I mean, that’s who I am. – Facing which direction? – But I would eat two dozen of these. – Is that double the score? – I’m going to give Dunkin’ a six. – I’m gonna give it a seven, and when you come over here to the world of Krispy Kreme- (dinging) You talk about perfection. I know you already doled out a 10 this morning, this is the place where 10’s could definitely happen. – This is where 10’s come to win? – But you know what, it’s not hot now and to keep it more even I’m not gonna evaluate it as a hot now, which I think would be a perfect 10, I’m gonna give this a nine. – You know what, just for consistency sake, I do believe that this is the perfect donut, and you know what, multiple donuts can be perfect. I’m also giving the Glazed Krispy Kreme, a 10. (dinging) – Wow, okay, so where does that put us Twinkie fingers? Dunkin’ at 79, Krispy Kreme at 73. – Whoa, Dunkin’ came through. Listen, Dunkin’ came through- – Did we screw… – No, Dunkin’ came through- – Something up? – Let us not forget you gave their coffee, Krispy Kreme’s coffee, a zero, a big fat zero. – All right, and I stand by it. – Which is about the difference in the scores. Also the cake doughnut from Dunkin’ Donuts came real hard, and the coffee comes very hard. So, hey, listen, this is unexpected, but Dunkin’ Donuts takes the cake donut. – There we go, I’m kinda speechless, but that’s it Dunkin’ you are the Doughnut Don, you win the chance to sponsor a future episode of “Good Mythical Morning,” so, talk to me. – Call us. – Patty and Dirk, did you hear that? – Yes, cool. – You should be happier. – Yeah, we are, we’re- – Why don’t you just have the wedding here? – Oh no, no, no, no. – You mean it? – No, he doesn’t, no listen, it’s something we will discuss. – He said we could have the wedding here. – We’ll discuss it. – Don’t cry. – I mean I’m not saying I would be here. – If something else doesn’t work out, and we want you to try a lot- – No I think this is great. – To make something else work out, we’ll consider it. 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