You haven’t said anything about my new shoes. They seem pretty normal. Didn’t think it warranted a specific comment. Oh they’re not normal. For every pair of shoes you buy, a rescued miniature horse gets his own pair of little horseshoes. Just a pair? Yeah! They put them on the front feet? I don’t know, the website didn’t say. Well you can’t just put them on the front feet. You just put them on the front feet, the front feet get too heavy, they get slow, the back feet end up getting too fast, they end up collapsing on themselves, sometimes resulting in serious injury or death. Well, they probably put them on the back feet then. Oh if you put them on the back feet, that’s even worse because what happens then is the back feet are too slow, they’re too heavy, they end up walking and then they end up dragging their little miniature genitals in the dirt resulting in miniature staph infections and miniature urinary tract infections. How do you know this? I mean, they probably put them both on one side? The worst of all is when they put them both on one side. In that scenario, what happens is the little boogers are all off balance and they’re trying to get to their little tiny miniature water trough and they never can quite get there. They just end up in a death spiral until they die and it’s really sad because their little bodies shrivel up and become even more miniature than they already were. I’ve seen it happen. You just stood there and watched? So yeah, nice shoes! Thanks!