(rooster crows) (lion roars) – All right, butter. You can get on all types of things. – Yeah, you can. – But putting it on there is the tough part, except for these crazy products that we have that are made specifically for that, Rhett. – But first, #Merchicality, we’ve got another winner repping that Mythical merch in the wild. That winner is Madison! Congratulations, Madison. – Madison, you dirty dog. – You win $30 to the Mythical.com store. – Not a sponsor, but I sure act like it. That’s right, rep your boys. Love it. Okay, so we’ve got all types of… Well, we’ve got four types of- – Butter tools. – Butter recipients and then four butter things that go on it. What’s the first one we wanna do here? – This first one right here is the Butter Mill butter dispenser. – Oh, that’s that one. – Oh, Randy. – Happy Cotton Candy Day, Daddies! – Your shirt has been stained. – No, this is part of the design, I bought it like this. – It’s kind of cool looking. – It’s amazing how blood-like it is. – They’re blood buttons. – Yeah, it can go do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. (Mythical Crew laughs) – And your shirt is buttoned. – Yeah, there you go, I’m ready for prom. – What are you gonna be doing back there? – I’ve got a butter apparatus and while you guys are buttering, I’m gonna be making my own butter with this crank, just like the vikings did. – Are you gonna be doing any pillaging? – No, man, this is my day off. – Okay. – So all you need is that and milk and you can turn it into butter. – Yeah. – That’s a miracle. – I’m gonna pour this into here and then I’m gonna crank this thing and then you guys are gonna be doing your thing and we’re gonna have us a great little segment. – All right. – A great little segment. – He’s a producer now. – Have a great little segment. – Talking about a segment. – Yeah. – Okay, it doesn’t say screw it, it says push down. – Have you already loaded- – [Rhett] No, it is screw it. Oh look, it makes a button ribbon. Oh my goodness! – It looks like sour cream, why is so white? – No, that’s a regular butter color. But I mean, maybe it depends on the kind of butter you get. But it’s cutting it so thin. – Wow. – Like, get some of that right in your mouth, see the consistency of that. – [Randy] Oh man, this looks like the dream I had last night. – That’s enough. (Mythical Crew laughs) – You’re not a butter boy. – I prefer my butter on things, like that. – I mean, I’m pretty impressed with it. I don’t know how big of a hassle it was to get the butter into this. – ‘Cause you didn’t have to do it. – But I just really like that. – Oh yeah. Look at that. Nicole. – Oh, cool. Thanks, yeah, I was doing that all wrong. Some viking I am. – Nicole has never had to come in and do something for us, I don’t think. (Mythical Crew laughs) – Did you ever do this as a child, like in kindergarten? You had to churn butter, remember that day? – I thought it was more like this. – Not in my class. – All right, what’s the next one? – It’s easier with my right hand I found out. – So we’ve got this thing. Yeah, if you get tired just switch hands again. – That’s a lesson every man has to learn. – If you really get tired, get Nicole to do it for you. – I’m gonna sit on my hand until it falls asleep and then it feels like it’s a stranger churning butter. (Rhett laughs) – Okay, so this is the Butter Boy. – Did you guys get that? – Oh yeah, I got it loud and clear. – All right, it says use this on a piece of corn. Stick of butter goes inside. – A stranger churning butter. – So it’s already in there, stick of butter’s inside. To remove the head, then rub the butter stick on the corn. – It’s pretty simple, you just rub the corn, rub it on the corn. – Is it like a push up? Yes, it is like a push up. Oh, and it’s angled, so I can go like this. This is a bit- – [Rhett] Butter up that whole corn and I’ll eat every single bit of it real fast. – Oh, really? – Yeah. That’s good. – Eat the corn without using your hands. – One thing at a time. – I thought you were gonna put the whole thing in your mouth and pull it out like a chicken bone. This is a bit over engineered. There’s not really a need for a Butter Boy, I don’t think. – [Stevie] I’m into it. Can you think about when you put on corn how messy and annoying it is, and you never get the coverage that you need. – I typically peel- – [Stevie] And then that ruins the butter stick for the next usage. – Like a banana. – I love it. – [Stevie] There’s stray husky… What is it called? – You better be eating a whole bunch of corn to buy a Butter Boy. – [Stevie] Yeah, well. – In my house, what we do when we’re having corn on the cob, we take a stick of butter and we leave it in the wrapping, but we peel it back like, a burrito, and then everybody takes the stick of butter and rubs it directly on their corn and it creates a crescent shape at the end of the thing, and that’s just your butter tool for the night. Butter Boy, no Butter Boy, you just make yourself a Butter Boy. – I think the thing that I discovered is that I can’t close my eyes and eat corn. (Mythical Crew laughs) I noticed when I was eating this my eyes actually got bigger. – [Rhett] Why would you need to close your eyes? – I can’t. I can’t keep them close. – But why would you need to close your eyes? – I don’t know, to be surprised. (Rhett chuckles) – How you doing back there, Randy? – I’m doing it. – Man, this is hard. – I’m doing it. Can you tell that it’s creating butter yet? – I don’t know how buttery this is, but I’m getting a real case of crank wrist, geez Louise. – Crank wrist. – I thought this was your idea. – Yeah, it was, I really messed up, oh boy. I wish I was the guy using the Butter Boy. – The silicone butter slicer… We tried something called the Butter Cutter in 2015, but that’s been six years, we’ve forgotten everything that happened. – Oh, so it’s this thing. – I just got a piece of corn behind my ear. I don’t know where that came from. – So what we’re gonna do- – Gonna try that on this. On the bagels. – We’re gonna take the slab of butter and we’re gonna put it inside of this and then there’s this that goes down over it. – I think what happens is, is you decide how much you want, right? And then you just create a butter slice. – Then what? – And then I think you just take it out and it’ll be a butter slice. – And then what? – And then you take it and spread it on there like this. Yeah, then you take it off with the knife, so you’ve done basically nothing. – Yeah, I don’t really get this. I don’t understand why is there a divot here on the end? – Is there something we’re not understanding ’cause I don’t wanna trash this tool yet until I know that I really can. – [Nicole] That’s pretty much it. – Pretty much it? – Yeah. – And then you’ve got a bunch of butter in one spot. – Yeah, but then you use a knife to spread it around. – So you gotta get another utensil. – You know what, you can spread it with this. – You taking a break? – Yeah, this is so hard it’s making my facial hair fall off. (Mythical Crew laughs) – I mean, your forearms are really getting swole. – Thanks, man, I appreciate it, I’ve been doing the work, you know? – I just feel like I need to make up for the fact that I got you excited about tiger blood and it really was just a kid’s snow cone flavor. – That’s okay, I had it coming. – After all these years of letting me have it? – Yeah, I can get it as good as I can give. Never let it be said that Cotton Candy Randy’s a sore loser. – Go faster. – Okay, yeah. (Rhett laughs) Would this make a good gif, me doing this, and then you could be like, this is a whole mood. And then I’m just cranking, is that a good gif? – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – Sure. – That’s great gif material. – Oh, heck yeah. – And what is this? – Love being a gif. – [Nicole] That’s for when Randy finishes his butter. – Oh, this is not for us, this is for Randy. – [Nicole] That’s for Randy. – All right, you just keep that for- – That’s what you need to be doing. This is the thing that I’m most interested in, to be honest with you. – So how did this work? There’s butter inside of it. – Twist it, it’s just like deodorant, you twist it. – [Link] Oh look, look! – Now you still use a knife, you don’t put that directly on the bread as much as I know you want to. You take that off with a knife and then put it on. It’s just to make butter that has a great consistency. – [Link] It’s like fettuccine, man. – [Rhett] I think that’s enough. – Look at that. – Okay, well you’re supposed to use a knife to get it off according to the instructions. – And look, if you like a lot of butter, you just, there you go. – All right, where’s the knife though? Oh, I don’t need a knife, I’ve got this. – And it even goes vertical. – I love butter so much. It’s a problem. – This is sweet, check that out. – Man, that looks cool and not boring at all like what I’m doing. – Yeah. And then you put it on there. Still just tastes like butter. – It’s not changing the taste at all. – No. – I just like to eat things with butter on them. – I like this, and it’s like an elevator that’s raised. All right, Randy, let’s see what you’ve got. – Yeah, Mondays have me like. (Mythical Crew laughs) Good gif, right, good gif, all right. – Okay, while Randy’s taking that out, I do want to ask you a question, have you ever wondered what exactly makes a lifelong friendship like ours work? Well, we did too. (all chuckling) So we got Mark McHargue, our friend Science Mike to investigate our friendship and other classic friendships in a series that is exclusive to the Mythical Society called Friend Science. You’ve gotta join second or third degree to watch it, so go over to MythicalSociety.com for details on that. – Randy, if you wanna learn how to be a better friend, you can check out that series. – Cool, yeah, I was thinking of maybe doing Pilates, but that sounds good too. – Okay. – Yeah. – Shall we taste butter with these fraternity punishment paddles? – [Nicole] Randy, that’s not butter, you gotta keep going. – What? Oh man, how much… Jesus! How long is this segment? – I’ll help you out. – No, no, no, it’s a good consistency. Put it on a bagel, drop it on this bagel. – [Nicole] That’s just whipped cream. Let me see, that’s just whipped cream. You gotta keep going, you gotta keep going. – No, I can do it, come on, give me the crank. I can see this to the end. – Maybe go left-handed. – [Nicole] Go hard. – Randy, Randy, Randy! – Yeah, let’s get this going, let’s get this going. All right, all right. (Randy groans) (Rhett laughs) – We’re cheering on a man on who is only churning butter. I mean, that’s basically what’s happening, all that and he just goes back to turning a crank. – You know what makes churning butter really fun? Having cotton candy all over your face. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. What are you talking about cotton candy on whose face? – I mean, if I were doing it. – [Stevie] Oh no! His face is melting. – What do you mean Cotton Candy Randy’s face. – He’s like a snowman, he’s disintegrating. – You mean, Cotton Candy Randy’s actual facial hair, that is cotton candy? That can’t come off. – He has never worked this hard in his life, physically. – Is it butter now? – [Nicole] It’s happening, don’t stop, go on, you’re almost there. – Pay no attention to the man behind the churn. – Yeah, thanks, I can’t let people know that I’m middle mannered daily reporter Clark Kent. (Mythical Crew laughs) Just say when it’s butter. Just say butter when it’s butter. – [Nicole] I think it’s butter. (Randy groans) That’s butter. – Well good, I did all that work and I saved two dollars. (Randy groans) – Empty out the buttermilk. – Wow, who was that masked man? – [Nicole] Yeah, so that’s buttermilk. – [Rhett] Oh wow, yes, and look at the butter on the bottom. – [Nicole] And then that’s butter. – [Rhett] Don’t pour it in there. – Take the butter out and then you can rinse it and squish it in the water and it cleans it. – What? – Yeah. – [Rhett] Wow. – And then just squish it together and it cleans out all the access buttermilk. Yeah, squish. – [Rhett] He’s making a butter ball is this where Butterball Turkey comes from? – Perfect. – What? – [Nicole] Yeah, you did it. – I mean, I heard you, I just can’t believe it. – I know, it’s cool, right? – We didn’t do this at my school. I don’t wanna eat that butter though. (Mythical Crew laughs) – What is this? – Pay no attention to that, it’s just a caterpillar. It’s not Cotton Candy Randy’s mustache. – [Randy] Hey, I need that. – It’s a caterpillar. – Look at that, it’s butter. – All right, why don’t you dip something in there since you’re the one who touched it so hard. – I only touched the outside. If we go to the middle- – Make a hole in the middle. This is Cotton Candy Randy’s butter. – Oh my gosh. Butter is just milk and time. – [Nicole] It’s cream. – And churning. What? – It’s cream. – Oh, that was cream. – Yeah. – Man, everybody should just be making their own butter. I mean, it is cheaper than just buying butter though? Probably not. – It seems pretty exhausting. I mean, it basically disintegrated Cotton Candy Randy. – Yeah, yeah, it ended him. We never knew how we were gonna end Cotton Candy Randy and it turns out just give him some butter to churn. – His weakness. – How are we still friends? – I don’t know, let’s ask Mike. – Join me as we enter the magical, mythical world of Friend Science. (pleasant music)