Can something split up the power couple, spaghetti and marinara? – Let’s talk about that. (gentle, upbeat music) – Good Mythical Morning. – Today, we’re gonna find out what undiscovered topping is the next best thing to marinara on spaghetti or maybe even better than marinara. – Yeah. – And a portion of today’s episode is sponsored by Bright Cellars, but more on that later. – Okay, you know the phrase don’t start something you can’t finish, right? It works well when referring to home construction and picking fights, but it also applies to spaghetti because have you ever started boiling some noodles and then you realize you don’t have the sauce to go with it? – I do not boil without checking for sauce first. – Well. – As a policy. – It hasn’t happened to me either, but that’s just because I have the fear of that happening, so it keeps me from even trying to make spaghetti. – Oh, that’s why you haven’t made spaghetti. – Maybe that’s all gonna change today. It’s time for Next Best Thing, spaghetti and marinara edition. – To determine the true next best thing to marinara sauce, we’re gonna need to combine sketti with salsas, liquids, and condiments of all kinds, covering the full spectrum of flavor. – But first, we should try a classic plate of spaghetti and marinara so we can remember where the bar is set. – Now, we’re not putting Parmesan cheese on this, which I would normally do, just because it’s just, I feel like I want the unadulterated experience. – Do you ever used the spoon twirl technique? – I do this and then I just bite that and the rest of it falls. – Kinda fancy, right? Instead of slurping. – It works for a reason. Actually, I don’t know the reason. I’m sure there’s some culinary reason. – It’s the tangy acidious-ness. – Acidious-ness, yeah. – Of the sauce with the starchy yellowness of the noodle. – Yeah, you should have a show on the internet that is mostly about food. – Yeah, it’s good. Is anything remotely better? – Let’s find out. (gentle classical music) I had no idea where we were gonna start this, but. – And I thought that was cheese. – But we’re starting with honey mustard. I mean, why not, right? It goes on so many things and Link, I know that this is a point of contention for you, but honey mustard is just honey and mustard. – Now I don’t even know why, what was contentious about it. – I think it was just the fact that you didn’t understand that honey mustard was honey with mustard in it. – Well, who told you that? – You did. (laughing) You said something- – It looks good. My brain is telling me that it’s cheesy noodles. – Right, but it’s not. – It’s alfredo-ish. – There is a creaminess to it. – It’s very sweet. – I’m not a massive honey mustard fan. I actually had to make myself like honey mustard earlier in life because it ended up on so many things that I made a conscious decision. I remember sitting in a restaurant as a 10 year old and thinking to myself, you must make yourself like honey mustard, Rhett. You must overcome this. – Wow. – Because it ends up on so many things and I successfully did it. – Wow, Rhett didn’t like something as a child. Honey mustard. – But I don’t love it. – Yeah, but it is the next best thing because it’s the only thing- – It’s the only thing to choose from. – I feel like it needs some fried chicken pieces. – Okay, all right. (gentle classical music) – We got some buffalo sauce on these noodles. Now, have you ever said no to the buffalo sauce? – Buffa-no. – That’s right, buddy. – Now, this has an aesthetic quality that fits with what you might expect. Before I eat this, I will say, it feels like the kind of thing that you might see on Reddit. Like, you can put Buffalo sauce on noodles and it’s great, guys! Try it! – Hey, well, that’s what we’re trying to do here. Trying to fuel Reddit. Keep that site alive. I really like- – [Rhett] Does it need our help? – The twirl against the spoon. I would recommend it at some point. – I just like Buffalo sauce, man. – Spicy, buttery. – [Rhett] And I like the fact that it has that spice. – Smooth. – It’s a completely different thing. Obviously, it’s not going in a creamy direction. For me, this is an easy usurping of the honey mustard. – I really liked the honey mustard, but it was so sweet. This is better. – The honey part, yeah. – Because it stays in that savory territory, so I’m with you. We’re gonna have the buffalo sauce take over as the next best thing. – And one of the things that separates regular hot sauce from buffalo sauce is usually the addition of oil or butter. And you know how like when you’re a kid, you just put butter on noodles? It kind of has that buttery noodle, but then the spicy. So this is actually, this is a front runner that I’d like to see. – You don’t think it’s gonna get toppled anytime soon? – I’m interested to see what gonna try. – I just toppled Morgan, who got to dive to catch a horrible throw. – It was a really low, low throw. – It stuck to my hand. – It happens. (gentle classical music) – Before we try our next mini marinara substitute, this portion of today’s episode is sponsored by Bright Cellars. Bright Cellars is a monthly wine subscription service that helps you discover the wine that you love. – Even if you’re not a regular wine drinker, the holidays are coming up and it’s good to have a few extra bottles on hand so you don’t show up at a dinner party with a very obviously used gift for the host. – It sounds like you’re specifically referring to the scented candle that I gave you. 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I may upgrade to your spoon technique after awhile here. – Sometimes, I get way too much on there, though. – I don’t think I’ve ever really intentionally put plum sauce on anything. – It tastes like Christmas. – Yeah, it has a, is that a coriander? What does that in there? Read the ingredients. – [Link] I don’t know. Fake label doesn’t have real ingredients listed on it. (crew laughing) What is this? It’s purple. It’s got plums in it. Don’t be stupid or inquisitive. – I’m not enjoying this. What does plum house actually go on? – [Crew Member] Egg rolls, maybe. – (laughing) Egg rolls, maybe. – But not this, baby. – Quite the endorsement. (gentle classical music) – Thousand Island dressing. Will it have us a thousand times yessing? – Oh, buddy! – Let’s find out. – Now, Thousand Island dressing has already made the leap to savory things, like many burgers, you’ll find the Thousand Island sauce. – Sure, sure, but that’s a secret. – They call it a secret sauce, but it’s just Thousand Island, which I think is just ketchup and mayonnaise, but you didn’t hear that from me. – Pickle bits. I don’t know what else is in this. Nothing. – Yeah, we’re definitely not going to get any of this approved by the USDA with not putting any information on it. – I would have said that Thousand Island is not as sweet as honey mustard, but I think it’s sweeter and it’s long gone, when comparing it to the buffalo sauce. – I’m pausing to really consider this because it has a creamy quality. The orange comes from ketchup, which is from tomatoes, which is what is in marinara sauce already. – Okay. – [Rhett] But it also seems a little nasty. – I don’t dislike it. – But it’s a little nasty. – I like the honey mustard better than this. – Well, we’ve already thrown that away. – Right. – We’re stuck. – I can’t put this ahead of the buffalo sauce. – It’s not better than the buffalo. – Because that was really working. – I’m really trying to give it a fair shake. – So it’s sliding. (gentle classical music) Can gravy be the next best thing? – Anytime you say gravy, I say yes. – Maybe. Maybe gravy, baby. – I will say, two boys from the south, gravy holds a special place in our hearts. Literally, there’s probably gravy from the last 20 years or so that’s still lodged- – Stuck in a valve? – But we typically do the white gravy, but let’s. – It implies meat. – It implies meat, but then you look beneath there and there is no meat. – There is no meat. – It’s just implied meat. Do you like the implication of meat? – I don’t know if that makes me more frustrated or if it makes me more at home. It’s like, maybe I could think that the gravy contains the meat. If it had meatballs, I think this could really start to work, but without the meatballs- – I think it’s a specific kind of gravy. It’s a canned gravy. I think if you’re talking to homemade gravy or if talking white gravy that you put on a biscuit that’s got little sausage bits in there. – Let’s open it up. Let’s include that. Are you cool with us including? – I don’t know how I feel about that. You’re including the world of gravy into this little can of gravy? – It’s gravy. It’s like, we know that there’s other types of gravy. – But once you open yourself up to all kinds of gravy, it’s a gateway to lots of different things. – No, it’s just more gravy. – Next thing you know, you’re hanging out at the corner store, playing checkers with some guy named Herb. – Drinking liquids out of bags. – Yes. – Oh, no. – Yeah, and then getting your news from the paper. (crew laughing) Gravy’s a slippery slide, man. – I think this is some crappy gravy and it’s still okay. It implies meat. – It implies meat. I do like the implication of meat, just on a theoretical, in a theoretical way. I do appreciate the implication of meat. – If you get the gravy that you love, it is going to be a better next thing than the buffalo sauce. That’s my assertion. – I don’t disagree with you. – That white gravy? – That gravy’s not here. This is a philosophical conundrum that you have opened up. The gravy boat has just sailed right into the middle of a conundrum, my friend. – I’m just saying, let’s say the best version of gravy to your taste. It’s just like saying your favorite brand of buffalo sauce. – Buffalo sauce. – Is what you would put on, but we haven’t dictated which one that is. – Well, I’ve never considered it in that way. – So do that and then, are you cool with this? – I don’t know if I’m cool with it, but I’m okay with it. (gentle classical music) – Bean alert, Rhett. – Hey! – We got some red bean paste here, a paste commonly used in Eastern Asian cuisine. It is the fancy cousin of baked beans. Sweetened, boiled, and then mashed paste made out of red beans. – I love red bean, like a bun. You can get a bun with red bean inside. It’s kind of a dessert-y thing, but also, very mild. Now consistency wise, we’re having to do some work. – Yeah, it’s like, I kind of want to- – You got to work it in. It seems like if this was a good idea, then they would have already figured this out and proposed it from Asia to the rest of the world. You know what I’m saying? Because they’ve got both of these things, noodles and red bean paste, and I don’t know if this has happened yet. – I think the pace goes a long way. – [Rhett] I’ll be finding out why. – So I just added the bean after the twirl. – Yeah, I’m there, kind of. – Which kind of helped. – A little dry. – I could use a little more. – It’s a little like starch on starch, even though I don’t really consider bean a starch. It has a starchy quality. – It has a prune-ish quality. – Do you like prunes? – Yeah, I’m a fan of prunes. I like this bean paste, too. I’m just eating it alone now. – I like the bean paste itself. It’s the combination. Don’t eat too much bean paste, man. – Oh, really? – You gotta hold yourself back. – I’ll be pasting it up later. – It’s so concentrated, you don’t understand how many beans, like you may think I’m crazy for saying it, but there’s at least 30 beans right there. (crew laughing) – Oh, thanks for warning me, man. – You want 30 beans in your mouth? – Thanks, see that’s what friends are for. I’m glad I’m not eating this alone. It doesn’t top the gravy. – Good effort. – Good effort, bean paste. – But you’re not gonna do it. – You’re not gonna do it. You’re not gonna do that to us, but I do like you. (gentle classical music) – And finally, we have arrived at cocktail sauce. – Now, is there a way that we can think about this that will increase the chances of it working? Because my initial reaction is, this is not gonna work. There’s no shrimp inside. – Let’s think of it as marinara sauce. – Well, I mean, it’s tomato paste. – Yeah. – And there’s some- – The horseradish is what kind of gives cocktail sauce its cocktailish-ness. – But that’s kind of like hot sauce, kind of, which was the next best thing to the next best thing, which is gravy right now, and it certainly looks like you would expect it. Some people just put freaking catch-up on their spaghetti and call it a day. – I really appreciate your philosophical openness today. – Yeah, I just really- – It’s really impressive. – In the name of discovery. – It’s not horrible. – No. – But your face looked like it was horrible. – No, I was confused that it wasn’t horrible. – I mean, it’s no gravy. (laughing) It’s no theoretical gravy. – Hold on, now. It’s just the tangy-est. – It really grabs the noodle in the right way. – You can put this in front of somebody and not give them any warning, except this is what I call my tangy sketti. Get full tang on this thing. – And I like it when my noodles are grabbing in the right way, my sauce. – So it’s definitely growing on me. I think it might won a little spot up there because it’s just really tangy. It’s the tangiest ketchup you could ever throw on spaghetti. – Here’s my argument against. – And that works. – Okay, now, first of all, I wasn’t even really on team gravy, just because I had philosophical issues with it. – Yeah, we know what team you’re on. – You had opened this up to something that is just theoretical considerations of implications, as opposed to just taste sensations, you know? And when I found myself in situations, like the one that we are in right now, there are complications when I personally listen to your pontifications about these philosophical, I gotta come up with another word, but ends in -ation. I don’t have it right now. – Well, I would say the ramifications that your gravitation-ing towards. – And I don’t really have any qualifications culinarily. (crew laughing) I’ve just, you know what? I’m just an internet sensation. (laughing) And so, whatever that makes me, man. – So let’s just, let’s just do this. – So your theoretical best gravy, if you can get your hands on that, you should try that on your pasta, but cocktail sauce, you should try that because you might find that you like that. But if you’re a buffalo sauce person, listen, today is all about possibilities, okay? Don’t hold yourself back. Don’t limit yourself to one thing when you can have three. – But I wouldn’t mix them. – Don’t put them together. No, don’t do that. – Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. – That would be an abomination. – You know what time it is-iation? (Rhett laughing) – Hi, Rhett and Link. I am Robert. 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