Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’re gonna look at some pasta. Let’s learn about pasta names and why they’re called that. But first congratulations to Debra. You’ve been reppin’ that merch out in the wild Debra. The Mythical Society shirt. Yeah. Congratulations. When you do #Merchicality with a picture of you sporting that mythical merch, we might find you and we might give you $30, like we’re doing for Deborah, to the mythical.com store. Hey, and her color changing shirt still worked after she tie-dyed it. That’s awesome. I was ’bout to say, I don’t remember selling that or that being on the site, sure. But she tie-dyed it. There you go. Mhm, mhm mhm. Alright Stevie teach us some pasta. Pasta. I got a tweet the other day that was like, this is how Italians pronounce pizza with a link. And I didn’t click on it. And I was confused as to why- And so I probably butchered saying pizza correctly? I think it was because Link got hung up on pizza for a while, and you were like, “Is it pizza?” or is it like you got hung up on the double Z, I don’t know if that was on or off camera. Every day, man. It must’ve been on camera. Every freaking day, man. Okay. I’m gonna show you a photo of a type of pasta and one, you have to guess what the name of the pasta is in Italian, then you’re gonna have to translate when I tell you what the real name of it is. And if you get it incorrectly, if you guess incorrectly, you have to read a sentence in Italian that’s on one of those cards. It’s a multi- I’ll hold your hand, Multi-part, yeah. I’ll lead you through it. This is like a pyramid scheme. So first, here’s an image of pasta. What do you think this pasta’s called in Italian? Little- Fritos. I mean, that, Fritos. I mean, that looks like, not well formed shells to me. Half shells. I’ve never seen this. I just, I don’t know. Yeah. It looks like a cereal. Okay, it’s- We’re starting with this one? Maybe called orecchiette. Orecchiette. Orecchiette. Orecchiette. Is it crunchy? Okay, so now the question is, what do you think that translates to in English? Orecchiette. Little flakies. Dingleberries. Fla- uh, pasta flakes. Scabs. Assorted scabs. It is little something. Little clams. Little crap. Little chetty. Little shells. No. Little Oreos. It’s somehow, I was about to say that’s closer, I don’t know how I feel that that’s closer to this. Little machete. Little baskets. Mm mm, it’s a body part. Little scoops. Little ears. Yeah. Yeah. Little ears. Little ears. All right, so I- That means you have to write, read. You said Davin’s name- Did you just pronounce it Davin Dievin. because you’re actually doing an Italian- Dievin. Link. What is that? What does that mean? Link was secretly jealous of Davin’s little ears. Oh, well, that’s true. He said that to me many times. True. Okay. Can I just say. I don’t know if the universe is trying to tell me something. What? But, and this is a weird thing to say, but today, right now, there is a pasta commercial being shot at my home. A commercial for pasta. And so when I woke up this morning. In my kitchen, there were all the different pastas from this company. Really? You’re not gonna mention, not a sponsor. Not a sponsor. You’re lettin’ ’em use your house and they’re not even a freaking sponsor. Well, Jess is, Jess, it’s a Jessie thing. It’s I, Okay. I stay out of it. I, you know. Did you eat the pasta? No, but like, what I’m saying, they were arranging the pasta in my kitchen. So, today I was looking at all these different types of pasta, like first thing, when I wake up. And then I come here. More pasta. and we’re like, well, let’s eat pasta. And then it’s like, oh no, let’s play a game, where you look at more pasta. With pasta. Yeah, what is the universe Well, I mean, what am- What am I being told? You gotta go to Italy, man. You gotta go to Italy and make some pasta. With my hands. Bare handed and naked. Wanna see another pasta? That’s what I’m gonna do. Let’s see another one. I’m gonna make pasta naked. Show this man some more pasta. Y’all are given us pastas that, we’ve never seen before. Yeah. Is the cross section isn’t, is a reverse? Yes. I thought it was gonna be like rigatoni, you know? And I don’t even know which one that is. I think it’s the swirly one. S tubes. S tubes. ‘Cause it’s not just, it’s a tube that doubles back on its- It’s an infinity tube. This is unassembled hoses. You know, this is like hoses before they put the glue on the seam. Flacid wieners. This is endless scrolls. I thought you were gonna say scrotes. Endless scrotes. This is, this is log lips. It’s strozzapreti. Oh. Strozzapreti. Never seen it. By the way, I’m just like adding a little bit of an accent, but I’m most likely mispronouncing all of these. Strozzapreti. But it sounds like- Strozzapreti. Strozzapreti. Strozzapreti. Oh what did you do to the strozzapreti? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It was perfect and you overcooked it, you overcooked it. We kill you now. Strozzapreti. This translates to something, I just don’t think you’d guess in a million years, it’s very weird. It’s, it’s not even what it looks like. I got it, I got it. Curly turds. No, it doesn’t look like this thing, it’s like. I mean, the- Kneecaps Grandma’s pubes. Grandma’s fingers. Ocean. Flotsam. Ocean blossom, yes. Flotsam. Ocean flotsam. Priest stranglers Priest stranglers. Good gracious, Okay. what are you trying to say? It says, there are a lot of wives tales as to why they’re called this, but most commonly it’s because the shape looks like the collar priests wear, which is sometimes called a priest choker. Okay. And the story goes that priests would- That priests would so greedily- Oh, I thought it said that. The priest was so greedy, devour the pasta served to them by parishioners that they would choke. Oh, pre-stranglers. Strozzapreti? Oh, what is that? Okay, what did he just say? He just said, “My favorite series of romance novels is the priest stranglers.” Oh yeah. Oh. This looks tasty though, boy my mouth is watering to put some honey mustard on this stuff. And that looks like fresh. That looks like some fresh pasta, man. That stuff never got dried. Mm. How ’bout- You gotta throw that right in the pot. This one. Oh. That’s a, that’s a raked out rigatoni. That’s a honey bee, honey bee pot, honey bee. What’s a honey bee in? A hive. Comb. Hive? Hive pasta. Split hive pasta. Hive with a ditch. It actually looks like Ditch hive shocks. It looks like- Shock shocks. Four wheel drive. Broken shocks pasta. Shocks and struts. Shock covers. It’s so, you’re kind of all over it. Springs! In a really interesting way. So it’s a car part. It is mimicking- Tires. Like machinery. Gears, screws! Boingy thingy. It’s mimicking screws. It’s- Screws. Screw pasta It’s mimicking screws, everybody. Hey, everybody, it’s mimicking screws. When? Okay. When it is cold and your, you need to, turn on something. A radiator? Yeah. Heater. Oh. Radiatette. It’s uh, radiatori. Radiatori. Radiatori. That’s pretty good, Stevie. Radiatori. I’ll do this too. Frank Sinatra? Let me see if I can say this. No, this is mine. No, no, let me see if I can translate it. Oh. Who’s the- That new, it’s a new Frank Sinatra. is like, who’s gonna be the next big star to beat out Frank Sinatra? That’s the question every Italian’s asking. Italian American. This is the best radiatori I’ve ever had. Nobody’s as good as Frankie, nobody. Nobody has been as good as ole blue eyes. What do they call him? Is that what they call him? Nobody has been better than ole blue eyes for goin’ on a century. Where’s the radiatori? Why is it- Radiatori. Radiatori. Well, what did I say? Is there a mouse stuck in the radiator or is it that gran- or is that, or is that grandma singing Frank Sinatra again? Oh grandma, see, I knew there was gonna be some grandma somewhere. Ah, man, I don’t know, that’s a conundrum. Grandma singing Frank Sinatra. When was the last time you went to a Contata? I avoid those at all costs. When’s the last time you listened to a Good Mythical Crew Podcast on the Mythical Society? I avoid those at all cost. Chase. No, I don’t. Chase hosts theses They’re great. new episode’s out today on the Mythical Society. Second degree members, you can listen. Third degree members, you can watch and listen, Chase talk with Jordan about all things mythical. Including insider information behind his Cotton Candy Randy character. Hmm, Good Mythical Crew the podcast. Check it. They come out, one comes out every month. MythicalSociety.com. Get yours. Wanna see more pasta? Oh. Yeah, I mean, Yes ma’am. when I go home I’ll see more too. That’s a drill bits. That is- Drill bits pasta. That’s just called twisties. It’s called a pig tail hairs. Goldilocks. Twine. Fat, fat ropes. Dooky chains. Twirly pasta. Tonight we’re having the Dooky chains. You’ll get there eventually. Squir- squir- Screw it. I- Twist it. I don’t think he can get here, but. Bop it. The name of the pasta is gemelli. Gemel- gemelli. Gemelli. Gemelli. G-melli. Gemelli. G-melli. Is it g-melli or gemelli? J, j. Gemelli. Gemelli. It just, gemelli just means, ah, you know, like a twist. Like a what? Just a twist. Oh, okay, you got the first three letters right of that word. Twist Twi- nkies. T W I? Uh huh. Twi- Tweest. Twist. Twiller. Twiddle. Twiddle me. Twiddle my pasta. Twi- Twice, twice. Twice cooked and twisted pasta. Twy, harder. Twi- tw- Twig. Twiggy! Twig. Twigs. Oh, that’s better than what it is. Twi- twist my arm. Twig and berries. Twi- Twice, shy. Once bitten, twice shy. Twin. Yes. Twin pasta. Yes, ’cause it’s all the same? I don’t know. Mhm. Mhm. No, you can pair them up. Is that, it just means twin? Says, it’s because it’s actually just one piece of pasta wound around itself. But it’s called twin because they’re giving the illusion There’s two in each one. of two pieces of pasta. Ah, I know what this means. My favorite film is “Twins” staring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito. What is goida? That’s my wife’s name. Goida! I have thought of an answer to your conundrum. It’s a movie called “Twins.” I’ve been thinking about this all afternoon. Goida come to me in my library. It’s a, you got everything right, except for you are saying “Help, I lost my copy of Oh, my favorite film my favorite film.” Help. You call your wife help? I wonder how. Don’t call your wife the help. Hey, hey, you said that. I wonder how that film holds up. Probably not great. Yeah, I’m not gonna, I’m not gonna invest any time in that. Let’s see another. Yeah, this one you should get. Oh, that’s fettuccine. Fettuccine. Well maybe not. Flattuccine. That’s not fettuccine? If you show me that in a pasta cabinet- Egg noodles. I’d be like, that’s fettuccine, man, put the alfredo on it. It is an inni. Flapuccine. Freduccine. Frappuccino. It’s an inni you know. Linguini. Yeah. It’s linguini. That’s linguini? Linguini’s a flat noodle? I think linguine means pubes, what does it mean? I would have gone to my grave thinking that it was, linguine was not a flat noodle but boy was, as far as I’ve ever known. It is- Tongue pasta, ling. Yeah. Little tongues. Little tongues. Little tongues. That means you must read the thing. I must read. David Hill has four tongues, have you heard? There is a rumor that David Hill has 14 little tongues. 14 little tongues. 14, good work. You really readin’ between the lines. Yeah, I feel like I’m ready for my trip to Italy. Yeah. You know? Alright, we got one more. Oh. That’s a- Plumber’s pasta. That’s what they make cannolis out of. Tubealoni. Ridged- Cannaloni. Culverts. Rigatoni, have we done that? Stuffed shells. Stuffed tubes. Stuffed pipe. Empty pipes. You do know this one, I just don’t think you’d get there. Manicotti. Ooh, manicotti, yes. Manicotti. I should have known that. Manicotti, you stuff it with things, it’s so good. Manicotti, so this is, this means- Man. Men condoms. Mhm. It means, so mani, is for your hands, your fingers, like a manicure. Mm. So it’s finger pasta. Very close. It’s little, Hand. and then, the little blank, and the blank is a part of clothing. That has to do- Little gloves. With your arms. Finger gloves. Sleeves. Little wrist guards. Little sleeves. Little sleeves? Little sleeves. Yeah, that works. Yeah. Alright, so you gotta read this. Alright, we’re goin’ out with a bang. So are there any of these words that- That means nose. Why are you sticking your nose in my manicotti? With the manicotti. We do not know. We do not understand- Why? If this is presented to me on my trip to Italy. Why would you- I will be needing to use Google. Why would you stick a cigar inside of the manicotti? Can someone tell that little man to wipe his little nose with his little sleeve? Ah, little, so what is little? Oh, little is putting qual in front of things? Or puo. I don’t know, who knows? Do we really need to know? You know. Do we really need to know with Google translate? I think, I think we’ll all be okay. We can get by. Until tomorrow. I guess there’s an international cotton candy day and I guess the idea was that like, what if that minor, minor holiday had its own like Santa, but he was gross. Yeah, yeah. So they’re like, it’s like a gross Santa.