Are these food claims all talk and no game? – Let’s talk about that. (upbeat music) Good Mythical Morning. – You don’t have to love a catchy jingle for it to get stuck in your head. – No. – As long as it gets stuck, the damage is done. ♪ Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener. ♪ – The damage has been done. – See, but it also doesn’t have to be true because sometimes brands promise more in their jingles and slogans than they can actually deliver. So today, we’re gonna find out which slogans you can trust and which ones you can’t. It’s time for Testing Product Claims, featuring the slogan sergeants. – That’s us, the slogan sergeants. All right, we’ve gotten our hands on some well-known food products and we’re gonna see if their famous slogans hold up in a court of taste. – And if the claim proves to be true, we’re gonna officially call it bonafide, but if it’s just a disgusting case of false advertising, we’re gonna call it total lies and demand they change it. We’re gonna call the number on the package. – Let’s get to work, Sergeant. (upbeat music) All right, we’re starting off with a good old cup of Joe, question mark, with Maxwell House coffee and their slogan is pretty sure of itself, “Good to the last drop.” Does that ring a bell? (bell rings) – Yeah, apparently does. – Ring a bell boy’s back. – Okay, Maxwell House has maintained this claim for decades as you can see from this commercial. – Yeah, still on there. – Back in 1979. ♪ Maxwell is coffee you can’t count on ♪ – [Link] Oh, yeah, that’s right. ♪ Maxwell House, good to the last drop ♪ – [Rhett] Oh, there was very little musicality in that. – Good every time. ♪ Maxwell House is ♪ – [Link] Is that a fake old lady? – Good coffee. – [Rhett] Everybody’s happy, even that guy served by his nurse. – A nurse. Good coffee. I’m a nurse. – I don’t understand, she wasn’t a nurse. She was like, it was, she was like a food service- – Oh. – Worker. – And so I don’t now what the context was. – Ah, the 79s. – Yeah, yeah, okay. – We have a nice coffeemaker and we don’t put this stuff in it, but if we did, I would have to say good coffee every time I gave it to you. – Or not. – Or you gave it to me. – I’ll tell you right now, just you handling that thing, it smells good. I mean, like I’m just, just the smell of coffee, it smells good to me. – All right, so we’re gonna do this in this fancy schmanciest way possible, we’re gonna do a pour over. – Now this is not nearly as good of a jingle of Folgers. “The best part of waking up.” And Folgers has gotten be Maxwell House’s number one competitor, right? I mean, they’re competing against each other ’cause it’s instant coffee. – We have droppers, but you gotta make a whole cup because it’s not good at the last drop, it’s good to the last drop. – [Rhett] There is a scooper in here. – Yeah, the way that your fingers, I usually like to get a scooper to find the scooper. – Yeah, it’s not that day, though. – Give me a couple. – You want a couple of tablespoons? – Yeah, that- – That’s about right. – I mean, in the age of Starbucks, you know, since 1892, the fact that this is still around. – But do you know how much coffee you can make for yourself with this and it probably costs less than 10 bucks for this whole thing probably. – Whoop. First of all, I got it hit something. – Go slow, go slow. – I’m trying to go slow. Trevor told me to go slow, but you didn’t tell me how hard it was to go slow! I’ve seen people do this. – Look at that, he doesn’t have anger issues. (water pours) They’re bringing in- – Here you give it a shot. – Paper towels for you. – See if you can go slow. – I don’t think I can. I think it’s a faulty. (water pours) – [Link] See, you’re going pretty aggressively, look at that clear liquid that’s coming through. See, you’re not even hitting the coffee grounds, man. – [Rhett] No, you wanna go on the side. – But your coffee grounds are floating. It’s not gonna be good to the last, you’re making a lot of coffee, too. – They’ll get got. – I mean it looks darker- – Is this how you- – [Link] I think on camera as it does in the room. – Is this how you’re supposed to make it? – Yeah, I mean it’s coffee. This is kind of, you put the beans and then you put the water and that’s kind of it. – One tablespoon of coffee, plus six ounces of water, but it does say brewing instructions. – [Link] Okay. – Yeah, so we are brewing. – Okay, and then you give it a nice tap. You made a lot more than me. I want mine a little bit stronger. I’m taking this off and putting it over there. You’re only gonna drink the last drop? – [Rhett] No, I’m gonna get down to the last few swallows. – [Link] I don’t like Maxwell House without the fighting change of a little half and half. – Well, it’s coffee. – Make it? – Sink it. Sink it. Now don’t drink that last drop or you’re gonna have to start all over. – Well, in order to be good to the last drop, does it have to be good at the first taste? – It’s not good before the last drop. – [Rhett] Right. – [Link] So could it get better closer to the last drop. – You know I don’t drink a lot of coffee now. So this is probably much worse for you than it is for me because- – It’s horrible. – Just the coffee suggestion is something that I get excited about. So, this isn’t horrible. Let me get down to the very end, though. – I wouldn’t say it tastes like something that’s not even coffee, it just tastes like bland, boring, bottom of the barrel coffee. – Okay, I’ve got some drops here. I’ll let you get to that point. That’s about how much I’ve left. It’s very precise. This is very precise. You got an eyedropper here. – I think I’ve got like, I don’t know, I think I’ve got like seven drops in there. – Well, that’s not all the drops. – All right, so, all right. – Oh that’s it- – [Link] I’ve sucked up everything. – That’s the full last drop right there. Two drops. – Not great. – No. (crew laughs) – Kind of like the same as everything else except not quite as hot as the first drops. – What I will say is when you have it in that small of an amount, you kind of forget how bad it is. – Well, you know every morning how I eat my smoothies. With a spoonful at a time. – Right, but what I’m saying is- – If I did this at a drop at a time- – If you’re gonna enjoy Maxwell House coffee and you don’t wanna understand how bad it tastes, then what you can do is you just get a dropper and do one drop at a time and you’re probably be inoculated. – So, you’re saying it might be bonafide if it’s good to the last drop if you’ve only been drinking it one drop at a time. – Yeah. – But that’s not what they’re saying, so I say, total lies! (drums beating) – Since the 1940s, M&M’s have been claiming to be the candy that melts in your mouth- (bell rings) Not in your hands. – Oh, that rung a bell. – Yeah. – Quite early, actually. – Yeah, I mean right before we even- – The slogan wasn’t even finished and the bell was already rung. – Because the mouth starts getting- – Oh, I know what you’re gonna say. – The bell’s already getting rung. – Not you, you thought it was melt in your hand. – I thought it was not in your hands. – But it’s hands. – I usually put ’em in just a hand. – Oh, we’re gonna, okay, we gotta keep that in mind for our test. – Now founder Forrest Mars got the idea for these after seeing soldiers eat chocolates coated in hard candy shells that could easily be transported and wouldn’t melt in the process. – Oh, so this is really functional. No more poking. That’s like the Pillsbury thing. We may have to test that. – When I say process, I have to poke you, don’t you remember? – Let’s take a look at an M&M commercial from the 1950s. – [Announcer] Question. – [Link] Yes. – [Announcer] What’s the best chocolate candy when you’re all dressed up. – [Link] Hint. – [Rhett] Is that a kid’s birthday party? – [Announcer] There’s no chocolate mess. – [Link] There’s no chocolate mess. – Best chocolate candy – This is a game. – [Announcer] When you’re on the go. – [Link] Ah, kid’s driving a car. – [Announcer] Best chocolate candy to be found anywhere around. – [Link] Under a basketball goal. – [Announcer] There’s no chocolate mess. Answer? M&M’s chocolate candies. – [Link] Okay. I knew that was coming. – [Announcer] The milk chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hands. – [Link] Ah! – [Announcer] So there’s no chocolate mess. Remember, no chocolate mess at home. – [Link] They said hand. – [Announcer] Or away. At work or at play. Because the milk chocolate melts- – [Together] In your mouth, not in your hand. – [Announcer] Get M&M’s, plain and peanut chocolate candies. – So it was hand? – Yeah. – Okay. All right, Mikayla and Chase, come on in and bring in your situation. Give ’em a little room, Rhett. – Now what I will say, first of all I can’t open them, but- – I’ve always wanted to figure this out. – Can I get some scissors because I ripped them on both sides and it did not open. – What, you know, you ever see Chase open an apple? I know your hands are cold. – Do we have any knives, do we have any scissors? – Just rip that open like an apple, you can do it. – Okay. – I’m ready for when that doesn’t work. (Chase yells) – That’s not gonna work. – Yeah, I mean- – M&M’s are not, let me just say quickly while we break these open, it is not on the bag and the slogan is nowhere to be found on the website, so the argument could be made that they realized this was false and they have abandoned it. But we’re about to find out or maybe there’s just like it’s time to come up with something new. – And we wanna be thorough, so we’re gonna represent your hands as a sample hand, my hand as a sample hand. – A mildly sweaty hand. – And Chase’s gonna represent extremely cold hands. – Yes. – Maybe some Antarctic hands and then Mikayla here is gonna represent some extremely hot hands. – Really, really, really hot. – ‘Cause you’ve got mitten warmers inside of here, right? – Yes. I’m kind of sweating actually. – [Link] So your hands are super hot. – Okay, but we also want you to put M&M’s in your mouth as the control mouth. – Right. – So that’s gonna happen. – So I’m gonna, you know, I’m gonna give some in your hand. You can do whatever ratio you want. – Okay. – Okay. – Do an amount that you can still close your hand it. – [Rhett] Yeah, feel free to- – [Link] Oh, that’s a hot hand. – [Mikayla] It’s hot. – Feel free to just- – Go to Vegas. – Those are some- – Big money, big money. – They have some cold hands. – All right, so take some into your mouth. As the soldiers would and now close your hand and let’s start a timer. We’ll determine how long that timer needs to go, I guess now. So you’re closed up. – It’s so hard for me to put things in my mouth and not immediately eat them. – I should not be eating these things. – I know, don’t chew. – I chewed. – No, that’s what I did. You put something in my mouth, I’m gonna start- – You need, you need more? – I need more, I need more. I chewed. – How, listen, I understand. I almost bit down on these suckers. – I was like omp and then I stopped. – My whole cheeked up M&M’s right now have completely dissolved and the candy is like- – Let me see. – A little bit of candy’s still left. – Oh, you only have one in there? – No, I got at least seven. I just pulled one out. – Mine are starting to melt. – I’m pulling, oh, but why is it shaking so much. Who holds candy for more than five minutes for any reason? – Using your bare hands? – Yeah. – Right. – A child. – Why would a child hold candy for longer- – I used to be a nanny and they just used to hold stuff. (all laughing) For no reason. – We’re already at three minutes now. – They used to hold things. – All right, let’s go to five minutes, nice round number. It works, it works, it’s a lower limit for the nannies, it’s an upper limit for soldiers and everybody else. – Do you feel like they’re melting? – Yeah. – Well, my mouth, they’re totally melted. – I’m just gonna start swallowing. – I started swallowing, so they pretty much- – You don’t like M&M’s, man? – I like ’em when I don’t chew ’em. As long as there’s no chocolate residue on our skin, then we’re saying this is a bonafide claim and I am very hopeful to this point. I’m not moving around too much, but I feel like. – You should shake it a little bit. – I feel like this is gonna, this is gonna hold up. All right, we’re at five minutes. – All right. – Okay, Chase, reveal. – Oh. – Ooh. – So you gotta- – Move ’em around. – Very colorful hand. – Is there any chocolate? – [Chase] I see a little hint of chocolate on that yellow one that’s broken through, but not in my hand. – [Rhett] But I think that was broken through before you started. – [Link] Scrape it on the table. – What about that one? – And let’s see your hand. Any chocolate on your hand? – No chocolate. – That’s a cool looking hand. – No chocolate. Rhett, let’s go to you. – [Rhett] That was a cold hand. – So now we’re testing super sweaty hands, which is Mr. McLaughlin. – Yeah, yeah. I think I’ve got pretty hot hands. – [Link] All right. – [Rhett] Now, that’s not chocolate. That’s just brown M&M. – Oh. – Yeah. – I got some brown. – So far, so good. All right, I’m a go for it. I was squeezing hard because I have anxiety. (all laughing) I mean, I hardly have any, I guess I was squeezing hardest with the fingertips. I had two brown ones that were right there. That’s not chocolate. This is bonafide. – Okay, Mikayla, hot hands. – Oh. – Wow, even in the hot hands. – Yeah. No chocolate. – Strategically. – [Mikayla] That’s pretty. – This is freakin’ impressive. I mean, somebody come in and ring a freakin’ bell. This is amazing. (bell rings) But this thing’s bonafide. – So not only is it bonafide, but you gotta put it back on the bag, I mean, ’cause this is transformative. – I thought out ring a bell boy was holding some in his hand? – So, I was holding these M&M’s the whole time. – [Chase] That’s all red in your hand. – Since the beginning of the show? – Since the beginning. – Why are they all red? ‘Cause you’re the bell boy, I guess. – It matches my- – Slough those off. I mean, look at that, look at that. Oh, my gosh. There’s no chocolate. Now, but, you’re talking 30 minutes. – [David] Yes, 30 minutes. – David Hill been holding these in his hands for 30 minutes. – Here’s the thing, though, Link. That’s not a cool hand, though. I mean, having this candy all over your hand is not something that you want, but the chocolate is still intact, so- – Amazing. I think we gotta say melt in your mouth, not in your hand. – [Together] Bonafide. (drums beating) – You know, this mug, this season’s mug celebrates 10 years of Mythicality with the OG logo on one side and a commemorative logo on the other. – [Link] Ooh. – Now it’s got that throwback orange and black color scheme that y’all love. – Uh-huh. – And you can get your very own at mythical.com. – Drink nostalgia. That’s our slogan now. All right. But, of course, Subway’s slogan, do you know it, “Eat Fresh.” (bell rings) Definitely rings a bell. Caught you red handed. – He’s so aggressive with the bell sometimes that the thing is spinning around inside the bell. – Okay, so what we did was we ordered this oven-roasted turkey sandwich within the hour from Subway and according to their website, it’s full of flavor and made to order with your choice of crisp veggies, served on our freshly baked hearty multigrain bread. – And, of course, what we’re gonna be testing the sandwich against is some fresh ingredients. Everything that’s represented here is also on the sandwich, including that bread. So these were sourced from a farmer’s market very recently and then a deli we got the cheese and the meat. – [Link] Hold on, Trevor, you didn’t go into the fields for this? – [Trevor] No, sir. – Okay, close enough, though. Farmer’s market, fresh enough, looks pretty good. It says “eat fresh” here, but it also says, “mayo” and then right here it says “baller.” – Oh, yeah. That’s how they should really be pushing it. – They’re working on hedging their bets with baller as their new slogan apparently. I see that they’ve done me a solid. – [Rhett] Yeah, you take, I’ll take the tomato side. – [Link] The one with the tomato-less side. – It comes down to the tomatoes, then Link is just gonna be left out in the cold. – You wanna start with the what? – Let’s just go through the layers that are on the sandwich itself. – Okay, you wanna start in with the bread. – Yeah, so let’s start with the bread. – Just take it in a little pinch. – Hand me that baguette. – Got that Subway spongie. Oh, it’s hard to pinch it. I think- – I don’t, I like this bread better but I don’t think that Subway’s bread is not fresh. – No, there’s nothing hardened about it. It’s softer than the baguette- – Yeah, ’cause it’s more of a- – Which implies more freshness. I think it has met or exceeded the freshhold. – That passes the test. – [Link] What’s next? – [Rhett] Turkey is what I got on top here. – [Link] Yep, I got some turkey, turkey, turkey. I mean, that’s a good looking turkey. I mean, Subway not a sponsor, so. – Again, there’s a slightly different flavor profile to these turkeys. – But like- – But one is not more fresh than the other. – The floppiness, the, I don’t know what makes turkey fresh. I think it’s floppiness. You don’t want it to have rigor mortis. – [Rhett] I think it’s gonna come down to the vegetables, which they claimed were crisp. How about just grab a piece of lettuce. – Spinach or lettuce? – We’re gonna have to get to both. Okay, now we do have a slight floppiness here. You’re going spinach, okay. – Yeah. – I’m going lettuce. – You’re going lettuce. – Okay, the lettuce is- – I got a nice crunch from the Subway. – The lettuce is not hitting it as hard as the fresh lettuce. – The spinach is crunchier on the Subway than from the farmer’s market. – Now there’s a floppiness to the Subway cucumber as you can see, but I believe that it is simply- – Oh, yeah. – Cut thickness. – Look at that. – It might just be cut thickness. – No, it looks to be the same thickness, so the floppiness to me, you don’t have the taut, the taut cumber there. – Yeah, okay. The cucumbers could be crisper. – That’s the only thing so far. And then red onions. Again, we got a lot more flop, but there’s a lot more length, too. – Equal to me. – [Link] Equal to me. – But we also have tomatoes, which I know you’re not gonna be a part of this part. – And I will go on to the thinly sliced green pepper, which I think flop doesn’t matter there. But taste? – That took more time than it needed to, but after testing every single ingredient from a Subway sandwich, we gotta say Subway “eat fresh”- – [Together] Is bonafide. – Oh, good work. So M&M’s and Subway were true to their word and Maxwell House is a bunch of liars. Don’t listen to those Maxwell House nurses, y’all. – Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. – You know what time it is. (bell rings) – I’m Sam. – And I’m Ryan. – We’re from Niagara Falls, Canada. – And we’re having a drive-in in the back yard. – [Together] And it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. – (laughs) Look at that. – We’re big in Canada in their back yard. – Thank you for enjoying us in your back yard. Click the top link to watch us guess the words missing from crazy warning labels on “Good Mythical More.” – And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality’s gonna land. Get the commemorative GMM 10th anniversary mug now at mythical.com