a Connecticut woman Rob’s a tech service with a curling iron Jaime from winston-salem Carolina let’s talk about that good mythical morning this episode is brought to you by catalyst calm that’s the guys with the good they bring you things like the Easy Rider electric bike accelerates just like a motorcycle and it also has a bell perfectly quiet I just feel instantly cool yeah don’t look thanks for joining us today hopefully your morning is becoming more mythical by the second important note tomorrow we’re gonna make it bring your friend to good mythical morning all those are always fun we did it two weeks ago it was a smashing success and we’re gonna do it again invite your friend it could be a neighbor it could be a blood brother it could be I don’t even know what a blood brother is if you have a blood brother who is not already watching good mythical morning if you his blood brother are watching good mythical morning you’re not a really good blood brother but you can change that by inviting them the whole point of this is the spark conversation amongst you and your friends at the water cooler or at your locker or wherever you may congregate with people who you associate with I don’t think we should encourage blood brother ism though what is blood brother risen well it’s when you when you are you’re not brothers you’re just two people be two guys it could be blood sisters blood siblings okay and then you cut yourselves and you mix your blood and you’re like we’re one well that’s what we are right we did that we did that in middle school but we don’t recommend doing it don’t write just invite your friend tomorrow and then we actually hopefully they’ll get hooked on good mythical morning you know we’re sarcastic a lot like when I said that my son was seven foot three that was sarcasm but when we said we were blood brothers that was not sarcasm you’re just gonna have to learn these things people yeah I’m also gonna have to learn it because my my thoughts are now crushed in regards to your tall son he’s not really that tall no it’s just an optical illusion amazing every time we bring him out amazing news story that you need to bring to the conversation any time somebody Rob’s something and they use something other than a gun we’re gonna talk about it so you don’t get tired of that if it’s a virus and a video poker establishment we’re gonna be there or we’re gonna we’re going to talk about it as if we were there or we’re going to talk about it as if we read about it and wished we were there a woman and her son this is a mother-son situation okay Rob the Toledo Ohio she’s from Connecticut but she did this in Toledo Ohio what was this bring your son to a robbery day um a woman and her son robbed a Toledo Ohio Ohio business wildung a curling iron a curling iron the woman and her son stormed into a Liberty Tax Service outlet and made off with $280 according to police she had 280 is it yes it was a big score that’s what they call that a big score 280 big ones I got a big job coming up you couldn’t even get a ten-speed bike do they make 10 speed bikes an 18 speed 21 speed bike you couldn’t get like a BMX like a kid’s bike from Walmart well you could probably get two of them for 280 but what was she thinking she’s probably thinking she was gonna get two of those from Walmart yeah done we need bikes we should be robbing with curling irons on on bikes um she had she had the device that conned the device that’s the curling iron draped in a towel and indicated it was a gun that’s smart because if you just brought in a curling iron without drinking a towel over it and said I have a gun they would probably say no you don’t you have a curling iron what are you gonna do perm me to death you know I I I question her fashion sense because I think if she was with the times it’d probably be a flat iron yeah based on what my wife tells me my wife has a flat iron yeah you know and I think she all without fail I this is no joke almost every time we leave the house to go on a date or go anywhere that where she has just gotten ready you’re talking about you and your wife not you in there and the robber yeah we’re gonna go back to the woman with the curling iron on talking about my wife she’s never robbed anything that I know what she hasn’t told me now and you don’t know the woman who robbed the tax establishment with the curling iron personally not personally I’m not related to either never dated her when we leave it’s not your child her son wouldn’t know when we leave the house without fail she says I think I left my flat iron on yeah will you go check I think I left it on like woman come on now this happens every time we leave just either turn the thing or go do it yourself baby I love you but you know it happens every time and get in the car this is how I communicate to my wife through the show by the way I mean I do live with her I do see her often and I like communicating with her through the show this is not healthy isn’t it but I think it’s it’s part of womanhood you know you got to make sure everything’s right first of all you got to use a some sort of iron to get ready it’s like a modern-day blacksmith is it’s part of all women who have certain type of fashion sense I’m going I’m creating a theory okay I see that women are like modern-day blacksmiths they use irons when they get up in the morning all their hair it’s amazing now here’s an itch let’s go back to the story let’s okay yeah I there’s an interesting tidbit about this story the woman and her son are on the run at least this happened last week she may have been caught by now I don’t know but she’s probably not gonna get far because police say she had been in to have her taxes done recently and witnesses identified her as Sonia Watson okay so she had gone into this Liberty Tax Service to get her taxes done and as George hack the location manager his last name is hack yeah if I’m gonna get my taxes done I wanted to be done by a guy whose name is officially a hat is there are there any hacks around because I’m gonna request a hack to do my taxes uh George mr. hack says what he had a rough time in high school you know I would think he’d have just his rough time with the tax office it was a total shock that somebody who actually had been a customer where we have every piece of their information their private information would come in and attempt something like that George hack is very observant uh but yeah what is Sonia or Sonia I don’t know what she goes by so let’s call her Sonia light red Sonia remember that no no it was big in the eighties uh what is Sonia thinking and first of all she’s bringing her kid along it’s like I want to teach you the ropes done we’re gonna use a curling iron and what do you son let’s let you pick ooh this is how Sonia talks but would you where you want to go what do you want to rob he’s like well mom went you know a couple days ago we went to that tax place and you gave him your social security number and address but you know I saw about $300 we could go rob them mr. hat look like a pushover and then they go and they bring the curling iron and did it they recognize her at the place right yeah well they dish only this this almost is too good to be true but this is it’s in the news but it was under the fiction section no this is under the dumb criminals section oh okay because as the news that I read has a fiction section okay you should probably look in the night reading news sorry listen the news fiction on their way out the woman who had prepared her taxes hit her with a soda bottle soda Bob so a soda Bob yeah I don’t know if it was like a two-liter a fool there’s a lot of things here if it was just like a 20 ounce empty it would be like it just melts off everybody’s a glass or if it was a two-liter fool if it’s a 2-liter empty it wouldn’t hurt either oh but it’s a tax office they’re not prepared for this kind of thing it’s like I go there’s a diet coke and then she comes in her and she’s like I did the ones taxes last week and she’s back in here with her son robbing and what else am I gonna do besides throw a soda bottle Aaron listen is she threw a soda bottle what else you gonna do the pair escaped past an important I don’t know if you see there was one of these in Fuquay right there in the middle of town there was a Liberty Tax Service and they’ve got the Statue of Liberty mascot that like NASA’s on the street with a sign you know tax time you probably see in that now if you’ve got a Liberty Tax Service where you’re at many wrecks are caused by Statue of Liberty’s dancing and miniature ponies yes miniature horse horses the Paris escape past an employee who was manning the door and dressed as the Statue of Liberty so after who’s the torch man after being attacked with a what could have been anywhere from a 20 ounce into a three liter soda bottle soda bottle we don’t know how much was in it she got past that maybe her son like deflected it and then she gets to the door and the Statue of Liberty Lady Liberty is there guarding the door and they get right past it I guess you know this is some statue this is that these aren’t supposed to move for some reason they’re usually guys doing this job yeah but if right just some dude is like I’m not gonna do I mean listen I’m getting paid seven bucks an hour to dress as the Statue of Liberty you think I’m gonna try to keep this woman in or some from walking out with 280 bucks it would be cool if it was a security guard um it was disguised as a statue of liberty haha gotcha and then and then he had a curling iron under a hand towel I think it would make more so that would be really cool if the torch doubled as a Taser or just a torch if you’ve no amenities just had a torch any people out there well first of all comment below I mean what would you rob with what because we don’t believe in robbing things with goods well just be creative don’t be serious because we don’t want you to actually rob anything let’s spin the wheel I’ll shut this thing down and if you know of any stories of people robbing things with things send it to us send it to us through our Facebook account or our Twitter link messes up reps hair a lot of people have wondered what my hair would look like messed up I defy you to mess my hair up because it will it a lot of it you it’ll kind of just return okay I can pretty easily get it come back to here this why is my hand already glistening this is because there’s pomp pomade in my hair oh my goodness this is stupid I think I might be giving you a new look here right this is good for those of you listening to the audio only virtually they’re very lucky petting my hair now no I’m not okay this is it it’s over thanks for being here remember bring your friend tomorrow or your neighbor or your blood brother then you’ll have something to talk about OSHA’s what make it mythical people