some of my kids Christmas gifts are affecting my quality of life let’s talk about that hi I’m Nathan I’m Jacob and I’m Philip and we’re from Washington DC good mythical morning good mythical morning welcome to the show as we roll along in season 3 of good mythical morning link I’m sad to say still wearing a vest I told you I was gonna be wearing the vest I’m wearing the vest my core is warm I am alright I won’t wear the vest I borrow I do note that you clean cleaned out the bird poop yeah I don’t we in an attempt there’s like an oily spot there now it’s just it’s still a little damp I did it right before we started you needed you need to get a bird on the left-hand side to poop till you can even it out thanks for joining us today if you want to be in the intro of good mythical morning make it a video response to the most recent good mythical morning episode hi I’m so-and-so from so and we’re good mythical morning is all that you need to say no need to get fancy people keep it simple thanks for joining us um now it’s been a few weeks since Christmas of course but as you know we haven’t been making this show for a couple of weeks so we’ve still got things that we need to talk to you about a holiday experience whether you like it or not you can turn it off that’s okay I don’t care I think this is important I think there are things to be learned and our lives to be changed here I uh and I’m curious you know what we haven’t talked about what I know what our kids got and I know what your kids got but but they don’t I don’t know what you got did you get that vest for Christmas I know I actually got this before Christmas really yep you made a decision to get it I purchased this myself so let’s not talk about my vest anymore okay I love the vest but I’ll wear it on my own listen you know what’s gonna happen in a month I’ll have a vest I’ll be eating my words I didn’t want to say it but I’m glad that I have a parrot on each shoulder just pooping all over me I mean I got I got cash I’m gonna I’m not complaining I should say I got cash I got gift cards like I mean the most powerful gift card these days Amazon gift card I got to love that I got some bike stuff so now my life is not in danger I can actually break on my mountain bike again really well it hasn’t arrived in the mail so my life is still in danger and if I don’t install it correctly then my life is in mortgage it of professional I got that I put some money towards some sunglasses which haven’t arrived yet so I’m pretty excited about that it’s all delayed gratification it’s like Christmas is a gift that keeps on giving well it’s like when you’re an adult it’s especially when you’re a parent it’s a lot it’s a lot less about what you get it’s more about what your kids get yeah but what you get tends to be things that then put the ball in your court you know the gift card puts the ball in your court or underwear my grandma got me underwear well yeah okay and I put them on my court yeah you know exactly what to do with those your grandma got you underwear okay um boxers briefs uh silk briefs boxers what wait let’s just make a general rule that we’re not gonna talk about anything where I’m just trying to figure out what your grandmother is thinking I think it would be my water approaches she’s like that looks like it would fit Link well who more appropriate generations like what yeah I’m just interested interesting my mom got me socks it’s interesting interesting what your mom got you socks find your mom get socks because I got feet I need to warm them up man well I’ve got I’ve got a court that needs to be supported now if you watch the Christmas special the mythical Christmas special thank you for doing that and you know that our children all wanted a dog they all wanted a pet and as you might know Chuck testa didn’t get them dogs right we almost got them a tax or demise dog but we’ll talk about that later we didn’t get him a dog but I will say they I being the good father that I am got my kids the next best thing and they are outside could you bring them in Jason is kennel are they in a kennel yeah well they they do have a personality of some hair okay if you follow rats Twitter feed or our Facebook page I think you know about this oh my goodness I got a putting back here so people can see him this is a sleep wake up Furby here we go so here you take you take these two and I’ll take these two now it’s my understanding read that you got two of these and they bred and now they’ve already procreated to create four well you know that’s one of the things about the new Furbys is they actually do procreate no they don’t actually is annoying as these things are somehow my wife let my one of my sons lock get another one with his Christmas money so he already had this one and then Shepherd had this one actually this one because yeah this is this is we’ll talk about so that is three of these are yours and then he buys it and then he said I want to get this one because I had it on special so now I got three of these things and let me tell you my life is you can imagine how annoying it is just right now to have these guys here on good mythical morning do there’s no off button no we’ve talked about this before you got to lock them in a closet you knew this was gonna happen why did you why did you approve these pets well because I don’t crap now this one right here I can leave for Christmas and just leave them here this is not lilies this is not link as this is not Lando’s there’s none of my kids this shut up they don’t show up they don’t respond to anything this is my wife’s Furby and I did not get this for her her parents got her this Furby I don’t think she’s named it and the kids do play with it cuz you know you having here yeah she let me she let me bring it in my kids do not know that I have their did it they are so particular about these things and make the first night we got one locks this one fell off of a table and quit working and he started crying and then we adjusted the battery and he started working and it’s really that simple you want to take him to the vet this is another great thing about furbies but I will say they were so scared that anyone who touched them was going to turn them evil he’s like dad I read the Amazon review that you could turn them evil he mostly turn evil they hate you and you can’t turn him back and I was like their personalities do tell you that well let me tell you every five minutes you know what it is now it’s how can we turn their Furbies evil oh they well now we know how to turn that herb ease the herb ease the Furbies evil and I’m gonna do that right now you overfeed down and what happens I’m not gonna make one of my knee but but I’ll make sure you I think you might have to give him a break yep okay okay look at doing crazy he’s evil now he’s evil yeah he’s making crying noise he’s gonna start farting and burping in a sec let’s get rid of these guys Jason can you take these guys out of here and keep mine away from funny thing is my kids don’t call it evil my kids call it rude the Furbys turning rude because they burp and fart and that’s rude in my household what is this 1873 no well it is rude to do it in public what else did you get well I in listen that wasn’t all I got I went big this year I surprise my children with a Wii U we never had a gaming system in the house other than like stuff you could play like you know in your hands handheld stuff and so they attacked I had no idea and we surprised them on actually before we left for Christmas to go to North Carolina right before we left we surprise them and I got a little video of the surprise now as you can see my my children we’re very happy with me we’ve been having a good time but you have to be honest you didn’t buy it just for them you bought it for yourself well a little bit and I will say I have played it a little bit and I will say I’ve already injured myself which I didn’t know was a risk but I injured my shoulder playing a Nintendo land what do you guys I mean you know what do you do well at one point you swing with a sword your link your link Oh in Zelda and you swing the sword you can’t even swing a sword without being injured I heard it like five minutes into the game and by the end I was just holding my arm and going like this but you know it’s pathetic I’m working out a little bit that is it I there’s a warning but I think it’s so you don’t throw the car ahead of this child I had to strap on the system is fine I am hurt I hurt my rotator cuff huh maybe I should sue him I think I talked you because I did not buy my kids Wii U they want one they’re asking me for them thanks to you and coming over to your house you have a week I do have a weeds that’s not in theory that’s not good enough anymore but the thing the big thing that we got our kids is we got a trip to the Great Wolf Lodge have you heard of this place it is a hotel that has an indoor waterpark so in the middle of winter in North Carolina when it’s cold outside you can be Hey look at me I’m not a waterpark I’m going down slides Merry Christmas they enjoy it yeah yeah they loved it I mean slides every whichaway it was great now it’s not necessarily my idea of a good time sinking my bare foot into a half-eaten soggy cheeto but the kids loved it that happened it didn’t happen because I was very concerned about it happening you mean there’s like Cheetos they give out free Cheetos no but if you buy them you know how kids are they leave them around there’s all types of hazards now that my kids are loving it the whole time I’m wondering what’s floating in the pool and you see a brown cheeto and oh that’s not a cheeto well I don’t eat any of them anyway it’s not like you need to tell me that and then they give these they give these bands that allow you to go in and out there like a hospital band that you can’t remove but you can remove is it well there’s alt you can remove it but if you do you can’t get into the party more so that night we go and we’re like I’m taking a shower and all of a sudden it occurs to me if you shower yourself in the wrong configuration you can rip off a nipple with one of them they’re they’re dangerous the man’s yeah I mean talk about messing up your Christmas vacation well I’m happy to say I’d be a rip off a nipple I still have both of my nipples there kid it cured me I mean it’s different I mean you can get away with it for like yeah I do acknowledge that I don’t need it okay yeah it’s vestigial right so is that it have we learn anything well we caught up yet I’m ready to move out from holiday I question I mean I’m sure your kids had a good time my question giving a gift like that it’s a gift that doesn’t keep on giving you know Mike you you criticizing my gift a little bit I mean my kids are gonna be playing the Wii U we created memories right now you guys are gonna be looking at pictures of water slides I mean just being honest with you I don’t know I think I’m a better father okay ants in links pants oh okay oh what’s not something thumps is in my pain no no your grandma got you some new underwear Oh does it have southern out of the ill-fitting oh gosh well I left him outside for a couple of days before I start wearing on my knitting well answer really attracted to silk haha I’m shocked ah-ah-ah hey you man I sound like Popeye oh that’s what you sound like when you get ants in your pants they’re fake