What’s the next best thing to buttering your corn? – Let’s talk about that. (gentle upbeat music) Gooooood Mythical Morning. – We’re about to see if there’s anything better than butter to spread on your corn on the cob. But first, this portion of today’s episode is sponsored by the Amazon Shopping app, which makes shopping on Amazon faster and easier. – The Amazon Shopping app offers more benefits and fewer steps. And you know me, I like to do things in as few steps as possible. You know, the three-step ladder? – Yes. – I can do that in two. You know the two-step waltz? – Yeah. – I do that in one. – But is that better? I guess I would have to ask your dance partner. – Well, I’ve also cut out my dance partner. – Oh, well, you know who won’t cut you out? Amazon Customer Service. You can connect with them when it’s best for you. 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But what if you don’t have butter? – It’s time for Next Best Thing: Corn on the Cob and Butter Edition. Okay, I know what you might be thinking. My mouth is watering already thinking about it. Elote, Mexican street corn roasted over an open grill, coated with salt, chili powder, butter, Cotija cheese, lime juice, mayonnaise, or crema fresca. – [Link] Mm, that looks good. – Sometimes people get even more creative with their toppings. Now that is a lot more than just putting butter on corn. So if something is already happening in the world of elote, we will not be trying it here today because it’s already a thing. – Yeah, it’s all about discovery. So instead the Mythical Kitchen has paired corn with a series of sauces and other toppings for us to try, and ultimately we’re gonna name which is the next best thing to melted butter. But before we do, Rhett, let’s remind ourselves where the bar is set with Mythical butter. – Sometimes watching these two boys eat on the show can be a little, you know, off-putting. – Visceral? – It’s gonna get, I mean, watching somebody eat corn, like watching this guy eat corn on the cob, I just, I apologize on behalf of both of us. (Rhett crunching) – Man, it’s hard to beat this. – [Rhett] How many corns- – Simple. – Do you typically eat in a sitting? – Three. How many do you eat? – I did 25 one time. – Of course he did. – It’s not really that much food. – All right, that’s good. Ain’t nothin’ gonna be better than this, or is it? (majestic music) – Okay, recently we had pickled flavor popcorn on the show. We loved it. – We loved it. – We loved it. We just kept going on and on. – We kept going on and on about it. – So if we loved pickled flavor on corn that’s popped, what about pickle flavor on corn that’s cobbed? – But not pickled. – Cobbed. – All right, so I got a little extra to put some of the- – Yeah, all these have been pre-juiced? What, what is the- – Spreaded, juiced, whatever the case may be. – But you know, just to, just to experiment with the application process. – I just love any type of thing that requires it being- – Handled. – Stabbed from the top and the bottom and then just rotated in front of your face. – Oh. – It’s like rotisserie. – The pickle juice changes the temp a little bit. – It cools it off. It smells a lot more than it tastes, like hmm. – Are you a corn smeller? – I’ll smell a corn. I’m smelling pickle but I’m only tasting corn. – You gotta smell corn before you eat it. – Oh, ’cause it can be bad? – Yeah, the only way to find bad corn without your mouth finding it first is for your nose to find it. – Did I tell you- – I smelled all 25 of those corns. I was like, (Rhett sniffing) and you gotta smell every side. – Oh! Oh, something came outta your mouth and it’s in your beard! Good God! No, don’t put it on my face! – You gotta, it’s easy to smell a short one. ‘Cause it’s like a typewriter. – It is, Rhett. – You remember typewriters? – Yeah, man. – We learned how to type on typewriters. – Yeah. – We had a class in high school and we learned how to type on typewriters! – How are we still relevant? – I don’t know. – If we’re not, don’t tell us. – I think it’s a joke by YouTube on us. – Pickle juice is not great. It will be dethroned quickly. (majestic music) You reach for the butter but you pull out the soy sauce. That ever happen to you? – Yeah, all the time. All the time, man. – Traditionally brewed and ready to go on your corn on the cob. – Now, this feels like it could work because of the salt content. – The saltiness. That was a big thing that was missing in this one. – I thought that pickles had lots of salt. – Me too, but they didn’t. – Something about the salt got missed. – [Link] So let’s try this brown salty. – It’s a little messy. – See it, unlike butter, it’s not viscous. It doesn’t wanna stay on there, but- – Smells are good. – Is it? – Okay. – The saltiness definitely works. – It’s very complimentary again. – The amount of soy sauce that you will gonna eat- – [Rhett] You will gonna eat? – With a- – How much you will gonna eat? – With a complete colb. I’m just putting Ls in where they shouldn’t be. – Oh, you’re gonna get- – There’s a lot of sodium, man. – You’re gonna get a face bloating. – You’re gonna get face bloating. – Face bloating. Sometimes I have a real salty night. I just, I go hard on the salt sometimes. Just wings, popcorn, chips, and I’ll do, I’ll eat it right up until bedtime. – And you wake up the next day? – I’m like, whoa. I look like I’ve been in that Jake Paul fight. (crew laughing) He would beat the hell out me. I’ll tell you that right now. – Oh yeah. He’s called me many times asking. (Rhett laughing) All right, so the soy sauce is going up here. – [Rhett] Oh well, yeah, I agree with that. – Because I mean- – The salt, because of the salt. – [Link] I mean, face bloating is not reason enough. – I didn’t say I didn’t like face bloat. – Right, he didn’t. – Let’s be real. (majestic music) – Okay, now we’re goin’ Italian but we ain’t goin’ marinara. Uh uh, we wouldn’t do that. We’re going pesto. And once you go pesto. – Presto. Okay, this is promising. – I love the way it looks, first of all, ’cause it changes the appearance. – I love the way it’s smells. – Now, I didn’t really know what was in pesto. I like it. But it’s- – Leaves? – It’s oil. Do you know there’s Parmesan cheese and Romano cheese inside pesto? I didn’t know. – No. That’s why it’s so good. – [Link] Pine nuts? – Pine nuts, garlic puree, walnuts, salt, and spice. – Gotta get that pine nut, man. – And of course, olive oil. – I love, I’ll eat a handful of pine nuts. Healthy snack. – Don’t do that in front of a pine tree. – Dink it. Rotate it. (Link crunching) – I’ve searched many pine trees and never find their nuts. Have you? You gotta go to the bottom of the trunk and pull. – Yeah. – I know, man. – Pull apart. – Pull apart some roots. That’s so good, man. – It’s so good. – It’s so good, like surely somebody out there has done this. Somebody’s grandma’s thought of this. – Oh my gosh. This is the discovery moment right here. I’m discovering that this may be better than butter on frickin’ corn on the cob! – I mean, we don’t have, that’s not what we’re here to do. It’s just, you know, next best thing but it might be better than butter. I agree. It has the oil. – [Link] Oh, we could just do that. – It has the, like the oil quality that butter brings but then a bunch of other things happening as well. Pesto! – You shouldn’t have. (majestic music) I’m not a cake man. I’m also not a cake boy. But if I know that there’s cream cheese frosting on that cake, then I’m gonna give it a chance. – ‘Cause that’s the best frosting. – It’s the best frosting so will it work on the cobs of corn? I mean, it looks like butter so you could, you could fool some people. – Until you did the corn smell. The cob smell, this is not gonna get past the cob smell. – That’s right. – It’s pretty much the first thing I smelled. I don’t even think I smell the corn. – But corn can be in cake. – Yeah, cornbread. Oh man, look, it got all over my face. Look away. – I don’t wanna look. – I’m gonna hide behind my corn. – You know what I’m gonna do? I’m just gonna lick some of this icing off. – Okay. – And call it, call it a loss. – Hold on, hold on. Now. – No, hold, hold, hold, hold on. – It’s definitely not better than that. – Yeah, we know that. – But let me just, for those of you that are interested in trying it. The fact that you said corn cake, which makes me think of, you know how some, there’s two types of cornbread that people make? And some people make a really cakey cornbread? – Yeah. – And it’s really sweet. – And some people make a hard, fried- – Like a fried bread type thing. This has the same taste profile as a super sweet, cakey cornbread. – Yeah. – It makes it interesting and worth trying if you just gettin’ experimental. You know if you’re having one of those experimental nights, getting real salty, waking up with bloat face the next day. – Okay. Yeah, I do, actually. – If you’re gonna wake up with a bloated face, you might as well go all in. – I like the fact that you wanted to give the cream cheese its moment. – Yeah. – You did. – Well, I have a deal with cream cheese frosting. (majestic music) Okay, so we already took the train to Italy but now we’re getting on one of those Leonardo da Vinci helicopters and going all the way up to Alfredo. I don’t think it worked. – Oh, it didn’t. – Yeah, because he had to make that noise the whole time in order to make to propel it. – Alfredo sauce. – Are you Alfredo? – I’m not afraid. – Oh, well that is a smell. – It really does. – Ooh, that’s good. – It kinda has this buttery- – I feel like I’m gonna have to turn away from y’all to eat this one. I don’t wanna be a meme. – Mm, mm, ooh, that’s good. But Alfredo just does not have, I thought that something’s gonna come out. I was either gonna die or something’s gonna come up. Neither happened. – It’s a little too uniform of an experience. – And it, it just, I mean, it doesn’t have the punch of the pesto. – Right, yeah, you’re not getting the- – The pesto punch, that pine nut punch, get punched in the pine nuts, man. – But if you do happen to only have Alfredo sauce- – Yeah, give it a moment. – And you’ve got your corn, just dip your cob in there. See what happens. – Rhett, give it its moment McLaughlin, at it again for the loser. (Rhett laughing) (majestic music) Cacao! We got the mole with the cacao in it. Now there are elote recipes that call for mole. But there cacao-less mole. It’s not really what we think of when we think of- – Cause mole just means sauce. Chase just said that to me. – That’s right, he did. – In my earpiece. – No, no earpiece, no earpieces. – Okay, he says it’s a regional word for sauce. – So this is pretty good though, because this is cacao-ful mole. – Now I love just a mole. I’ll get a mole if they’ve got it at a place. – Mm. – Oh gosh. – And you know when you eat corn, you see it later in your dookey. – Yeah. – Don’t wanna talk about that when we’re eating. – Do you, is that what you thought about when you saw mole? – Yeah. Yeah. Did I tell you that I saw a bald eagle yesterday? – What? – Yeah. I search ’em occasionally. – You sure it wasn’t a vulture? – No, it had a white head. – You didn’t hold your arm up and wait for it to land on. – It was a long ways away. – Mm, missed opportunity. – This is good. – It’s good. It’s not pesto. – Pesto’s gonna be hard to beat. I predict it’s going all the way. This is also good. The thing I’m learning about corn on the cob is that it’s quite a nice little canvas for all types of stuff that you can find in your pantry. – Yeah, I completely agree. The corn taste is like, oh, the corn is like, it’s like that friend that you can just bring along for anything. – Yeah, yeah. – You know what I’m saying? – They’re not gonna get in the way. – Can we bring John? We might end up with face bloat later. Yeah, he loves face bloat. Bring him! – Right, right. – It’s his favorite band. – I’m starting to think we’re developing some sort of corn on the cob party type thing where everybody brings their own topping and we’re happy, and we’re happy. – We’re very happy. – But it’s not going on the pedestal. (majestic music) – The cob stops here. – Boom! – With a sauce from the Philippines. Okay, banana ketchup is dyed red to resemble tomato ketchup but it does not contain any tomato. It’s made of bananas, sugar, vinegar, and spices. – [Link] I like the sound of that. – But you’re not a banana flavor guy. – Feel a little dupe, I feel a little duped. – Oh, what a weird smell. Corn and bananas. – It’s tangy. – They’re both yellow. – Do you keep some of this in your, in your fridge? – Not that I’m aware of. – Maybe we should. – But I got stuff in there from like seven years ago, so maybe. – Well, if you- – My wife keeps saying we gotta get rid of these condiments, and I’m like, you know what? You’re right. – But no one does it. – As long as you agree that it needs to be done, that’s when I feel like I’ve accomplished something. – Here we go. Maybe this will help with cramps. – Why did you make me think about that right before I bit into this? – I meant leg cramps. – Oh. I’ve lived with a woman for 20 years. When you say cramps, I’m not thinking about leg cramps. – I’ve also lived with a woman. (crew laughing) – Apparently you’re not as attentive as I am. – This is, this ain’t bad at all. – It’s crazy how good all this stuff is. – Man, we sell this stuff? Mythical banana ketchup? – Yeah, we do. – This needs to be in every pantry. – Oh, I was trying to figure out why it had such a ketchupy taste but I think it’s the spices in the vinegar. The vinegar is really what’s doing a lot of the heavy lifting here. The banana is actually really subtle. I really like that. – I know. – That’d be good on French fries, man. – Well, if it’s good on corn. – And they’re made outta corn. – I mean, there’s no way it’s gonna, it’s gonna beat the pesto. – No, the pesto is a revelation. I just think that pretty much everything with the exception of the frosting. I mean the frosting, this was kinda, let’s be honest. It wasn’t great. – So we are saying officially pesto needs to be your go-to next best thing to butter if you’re not thinking about elote, which is still absolutely amazing. – But we’re saying unofficially, you can put anything on corn. As long as it’s not poison. – It’s the food vehicle of choice that no one knew about. 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