Can we sing the word without sounding absurd? – Let’s talk about that! (upbeat music) – Good Mythical Morning. – And give a Good Mythical welcome to our friend and internet funny person, Brittany Broski! (applause) – They let me in. – Give us one of these. – What’s this? – This. – Oh, I forgot. I’m so happy to be here. – Brittany, listen, listen. You’re our friend, you’ve been here to Mythical before, but this is the first time you’ve actually sat here at the desk. – I’ve been knocking at the door, and y’all finally opened the door. I’ve been out there for months. – We’re glad to have you. We’re gonna have fun today. – I’m so excited. – Now, so we’re gonna play a singing version of the very popular internet game that employs words, and the use of letters. – That that guy started and then The New York Times bought, but we’ve been legally advised to not actually say the name of it, you know what we’re talking about? – Yes. My favorite game, Redacted. – Man, our lawyers, man. Can’t even say the word? Just, okay, I just said word. That’s, I can say word. – You can say word. – I just can’t add something to it, unless I change it to sing. – Right. – Which is what we’ve done. – Yeah. – You know what, that sounds like, single sounds like dingle. Like a dingleberry. And I just had to get that off my chest. – Yep. So we’re gonna be singing some singleberries today. Put it that way. It’s time for, “Our Pal Brittany Broski Stopped by Just to Mingle. Well Guess What, Broski, It’s Time to Play Single!” Welcome to the ABC Doremi Zone, where we play Single. – Yes, in front of us is our Single word board, where we’re gonna have six chances collectively to guess the secret word, just like the very popular contemporary word game. If any of the letters in a guess are green, that means they’re in the word, and in the right spot. If they’re yellow, they’re in the word but not in the right spot, so basically each guess gives us a hint as to what the secret word is. – I’m really listening to what you’re saying, because I’ve never played this. – You’ll get it, you’ll figure it out. – But the thing is, we can’t just type in our guesses, this is Single, so ♪ We have to sing our guesses ♪ ♪ When we slam the green button ♪ And then, the singing doesn’t stop there. Once a player correctly guesses a secret word, one of the two losers will have to step up, and sing a full-fledged on the spot solo. – Is that exciting to you? – I feel like I’m auditioning for something. – Well you are, you are. – Oh, you already made it. – Okay, the title of that song is gonna be made up by the winner using each letter of the secret word. So for example, if our word was raise, and then I said ♪ Raise ♪ and that was correct… – Wow! What’s it called when you get it on the first thing? – Cheating. It means you looked at your wife’s phone first. – Oh, that’s why they put it on Twitter, so you can cheat. – No, you actually don’t see the word on… – That’s to prove that you got it. – Yeah, it’s very braggy. Okay, so anyway, so if I wanted one of you guys, one of the two losers in this case, to sing a song, it might be “Rhett’s Ankle is so Erotic.” See, the acronym there, and then one of you guys would have to sing the song. – A song about your ankle. – Yes. – If you tried to explain this to a Victorian child, they would die on sight. The rules of this game, like it’s simple, but like explaining this to someone in medieval times? – If you brought somebody from the past, yeah. – I’m glad you brought it up because there’s nothing I hate worse than talking to Victorian children. – All right, bring out the Victorian child! – Little Timmy, come out! – All right, whoever wins the most rounds gets a breathtaking blink from Brittany Broski. Let’s get to singing. (cheerful music) – Okay, I’m gonna go first this first round, and then we’ll just rotate in the subsequent rounds. And listen, raise is actually an incredible first word, because it’s got three vowels and two very common consonants, so I’m going to ♪ Raise ♪ Oh, we only got one. – [Link] But it’s in the right place! – Yeah, it’s in the right place. – An E at the end, Broski. – And you know that it doesn’t have an A or an I or an R or an S in it. – [Link] Pipe it up, Broski. – So, you knocked out three vowels. I’m gonna go for… My brain said “orifice.” – You know what? Just… – Won’t fit in there. – And you can type it in order to kinda visualize it. Just type the O. You can always backspace. – Ostrich? (Rhett guffaws) – Ostrich doesn’t end in an E. – [Rhett] Yeah, this is how I play the game. – Okay, I’m gonna go… F-L. – [Link] Okay. – Ooh, ooh, I see where you might be going with this. – F-L, ends in an E? – You do? ‘Cause I don’t. – I thought you were doing a little dadadadoodoodoo. – And that’s what I needed you for. I’m gonna go ♪ Flute ♪ – [Link] Ooh! – [Rhett] Oh, dang! – We just added an F, and a U is in the wrong place. – I’m setting it up for you. If you don’t get it, I’ma be mad. – I’m gonna say, when I’m playing the contemporary word game and this happens, I feel ashamed if I don’t get it on this guess. Just so you know. – Sh. This is not the air being let out of a tire, this is me telling you to shut your flute. Okay. It is an F, it’s not an L. So the U could be here. ♪ Fu ♪ – Ooh, try C next. ♪ Dge ♪ – Oh, yes, I see it, dude, that’s gotta be it! – Fudaga! – That’s gotta be it. ♪ I’m hungry for something brown and square ♪ ♪ Give me some of that brown square stuff to eat ♪ ♪ I don’t know what you’re thinking about ♪ ♪ But I’m thinking about fudge ♪ You just have to sing your answer. – [Link] Bam! I’m good at this! – All right, there we go. – Oh, yeah, baby! – Right, yeah, yeah. – You and me set that up. – That was a collective effort. – One of y’all’s gotta sing, and I get to determine how, using my no Whammies. All right. Do you wanna sing first, because? – No! This ain’t my show. – Here we go, and, no Whammies, no Whammies, stop! Rhett! Broski, you got off the hook first. – I was let loose. Here we go, here we go! – [Link] Since we got it in three, you get to choose the third envelope. – [Rhett] Okay. – And that will tell you the genre of the song you gotta make up on the spot. – Heavy metal. (chuckles evilly) – All right, Rhett, step on up and perform your fudge song. – Okay, what’s the title of my song? – Well, Farting… – [Brittany] That’s good. – “Farting Until Dawn Gets Exhausting.” – It does. – [Brittany] The new album by The Weeknd. – “Farting Until Dawn Gets Exhausting,” don’t fudge this up. – Okay. Hit it! (heavy metal music) Gragh! ♪ I don’t know what I ate ♪ ♪ I think it may have been some bad grapes ♪ ♪ I was in the grocery store ♪ ♪ I had a little grape and then I said I want more ♪ ♪ And now I’m farting until dawn ♪ ♪ Gets exhausting ♪ ♪ I said I’m farting until dawn ♪ ♪ And it gets exhausting ♪ ♪ I’m so tired ♪ (sings indistinctly) ♪ It makes me tired ♪ ♪ I’m gonna sleep so well ♪ – Wow. (applause) Dude. – Felt like something you needed to get out. – Yeah, I… – You wanna cough up some blood into Brittany’s…? – I’m a little light-headed. Did I win? – That was quite an intense beginning. – Okay. – Hopefully that means neither one of us will have to do heavy metal. – Yeah, I’m not doing anything near that. (Link speaks indistinctly) (cheerful music) – Okay, Brittany, you’re up first this time. – All right, I got one. Here we go, boys. – [Rhett And Link] Pride! – [Rhett] That’s a good one. – You know why? ‘Cause pride month is coming up. GMM, allies. – [Link] Ah, nope, you have to sing it! ♪ Pride ♪ (Rhett chuckles) – Okay, so we got one letter in the wrong place. – Your I is in the wrong place. So I’m gonna put it first, I… Well there’s not a lot of words that start with I, maybe I shouldn’t put it first. – Irene? – [Link] What if I go with… Mir… – Can I whisper one to you? – Midge, what about… No, it can’t be a D. No, don’t whisper one to me. – It’s obvious. (crew laughs) It’s a bunch of consonants at the end. – [Link] Like that? Misss. – Missy. – Missy? Mix… Mixup! Is that a word? – Nope, it’s not. ♪ I’m so confused, it’s a mixup ♪ – [Link] Yes, it is a word! The I is still not in the right place. – Okay. So, I think that this is probably, I think that, oh, man. – There’s a lot of words with I. – [Rhett] R’s not in there, T’s not in there twice, so it could be like train, sometimes you can do like a chain, like that. – Ooh. – That might be a good guess, in fact… – If you get that, I’m gonna be so mad. ♪ I’m gonna guess chain ♪ – [Rhett] Okay. – [Link] Wow, Rhett, you have really screwed yourself. – Yeah, right, see yeah, I shouldn’t have been so good. – But now hold up, because the R, R doesn’t go there. ‘Cause I was gonna guess grain. – I think you’re gonna get it, I believe in you. – You do? – Yeah. – So what you gonna start with? – Slain. Like slaying the dragon, what if that’s it? – Ooh, ooh, ooh, I love when it gets like this, when you don’t know which one it is, and you gotta make the right choice. – Well isn’t that how it always is? (crew laughs) – Well, when it gets to this point. – You know what? I’m gonna go for that, ’cause I also would’ve said plain, but we tried P the first time, and it was… – [Rhett] Ooh… ♪ And so I’ve slain the dragon upon my mighty steed ♪ – [Rhett] Oh, dang it, you went the wrong direction! – Okay. – Oh, now I know what it is. – S… – [Brittany] Oh, I hope you don’t get it. – [Link] Sdain? (Rhett laughs) Swain? – Could be swain. – Isn’t a swain an occupation? – Oh, you swain yourself right after you mince yourself. – Swain, oh, ooh! – Combo deal. – [Link] Stain! – [Rhett] Yeah, brother, that’s it. ♪ Look at my britches, there’s a spot on ’em ♪ ♪ It’s a stain ♪ – Yes! I’m on a roll! – That’s not fair. – Nice, it’s down to y’all two again, somebody’s gotta slang it and sing it. No Whammies, no Whammies, no Whammies, stop! Yes! – Aha! Brittany. – You’re in the hot seat, you’re in the spotlight. – I’m in the stain. – [Link] All right, so we did it in one two three four five. What is your genre? – Broadway. – [Rhett] Ohohoho! Nice. – Broadway. Okay, Brittany, I want you to sing a Broadway tune entitled… “Satan Tasted Another Icy Nipple.” – Another? How many are there? – It’s not the first time he’s done it. – All right. Hit it! (Broadway music) Hello, Satan. (crew laughs) Oh, Satan. ♪ He’s on his way ♪ ♪ To the BDSM club ♪ ♪ He’s on his way ♪ ♪ He tasted another icy nipple ♪ ♪ The ice cream stand ♪ ♪ Had another icy nipple ♪ – [Link] Yeah. ♪ And it’s his favorite snack ♪ ♪ In the summertime ♪ – Thank you. – Wow. Wow! (crew cheers) Put that on SoundCloud! – The tone! The tone! – They do call me the young Dean Martin. – You nailed it! – I mean, like… Good lord! – That kinda made me thirsty for a little licky licky. – I’m telling you, I’m telling you. (cheerful music) – All right, lemme kick this one off with a little bit of fries. (Rhett laughs) – [Brittany] Hey. – Wow, okay. Two vowels. ♪ You gotta eat ’em fast while they’re hot, they’re fries ♪ Ooh, okay, okay, so we got a couple of things here. – I gave you an R and an E, Rhett. – Let’s see. Chure? Oh, I gotta do my chures. Let’s see. (crew laughs) Oh, you know what, actually, that’s not bad, that’s not a bad guess. – [Link] All right. – Well, actually, how ’bout this? ♪ Who’s that at the door ♪ ♪ It’s a whore ♪ Oh, hey, okay, well. – All right, so you got the R in the right place. – That’s all I did for ya. – Fries whore. (Rhett guffaws) Is this who we are? Is this what we represent? – Sadly, yes. – I’m gonna put E as the second letter, that’s feeling right. Teary. – [Rhett] Oh, that’s good. – This is gonna be, I’m gonna set it up, because E-A-R is right, and then Link’s gonna get it. – Yeah, we’re setting it up for Link every time. Don’t do so good. – Consider doing bad. – All right, fine, sabotage it. – L… Eary. Bears. Wait, wait, wait! ♪ I’m gonna go for Rhett McLaughlin’s beard ♪ – [Link] See? It’s not E-A-R. – Hey, hey, great job. – Thank you. – Great job. – All right. – I will point out that you guys were wrong. It’s not E-A. E… Z is… So what else do we know? – Go for a biblical name. Ezekiel. – E-R… (belches) What? You’re trying to distract me with your burps. It’s not gonna work. Pler… Plerm. Is that a word? Come on, y’all. – Plerm. It probably is. Plerv. – Plervert! Short for plervert. Stay away from him, he’s a plervert. – A registered plervert. – [Rhett] Okay. – Frost. Okay, I know the S has already been taken, but whatever. ♪ My brain has turned to frost ♪ ♪ And I’m just trying to hurt y’all ♪ See? You learned nothing. – I learned that there was a… – Oh, you got a T. – T in there. – I gave you a T. – [Rhett] ‘Cause I was thinking it was something like this, like you know, that was the structure of the E-R. – The E-R is probably right, but there’s a T in it now. – That would’ve been a great guess. – [Rhett] Is that how you spell twerk? – [Brittany] Yup. – You know the W’s wrong, but sing it. – But you’re gonna know ♪ If the T’s in the right place ♪ ♪ I did some work and now you gotta finish ♪ ♪ And we all can twerk ♪ – The database said it wasn’t a word. – Okay, here’s what I’m gonna do, then. – What world do we live in where twerking doesn’t exist? – Yeah, get with the times! – I’m doing that, even though I know that it’s not it. There’s no T, but I give up. Oh, well now we know the E’s not there. So the E is either first or second. No, the E’s first! – [Brittany] The E’s definitely first, all right. – You didn’t sing clerk, by the way. – Yeah, you didn’t sing. ♪ I’m sorry ♪ – It’s not I, it’s not O. Maybe it’s Y? – [Brittany] Eeyor. – U. U’s the only vowel that you got to work with. – If you did E-U. – E, okay, what do we got? E, R, T, E. – Oh, oh, but put the Y at the end. So R-Y. R-Y is a way lots of, like. Hey. Hey, hey! ♪ I’m going through the entry ♪ Yeah! – [Link] That was tough. – That was a tough one. – I know. All right. Send one of us to the singing zone. – [Brittany] I wanna hear Link’s singing voice. – You got it! – Here we go, all right. – Oh, goodness. – Home stretch, Link, don’t let us down! – Okay. My genre is… Honky-tonk. – All right! I’m gonna go… Elvis… – Uh-huh. – I’m ready. – Never… “Elvis Never Tried Ramen, Y’all.” (Rhett laughs) – [Link] Y’all. – You like that? It was pretty fitting. – All right, all right. – Oh, that’s good. – Hit it! ♪ Oh yeah ♪ ♪ Uh-Huh, uh-huh ♪ ♪ Well he tried a lot of things ♪ ♪ Including some drugs ♪ ♪ In his life ♪ ♪ And he grew his sideburns ♪ ♪ And ate some peanut butter nanner sandwiches ♪ ♪ At least twice ♪ ♪ But there’s one thing that my boy Elvis ♪ ♪ Never got to take in his mouth and it ♪ ♪ Was just a little bit of slurpy slurpy ramen ♪ ♪ I would have loved to see that Elvis ♪ ♪ Trying ramen, y’all ♪ ♪ Just putting that bowl to his big old lips and then ♪ ♪ Hunka hunka slurp slurp slurp it up ♪ – Oh, there’s one thing he’s never taken into his mouth. – Interesting choice of verbage. – It’s ramen, y’all! – Oh, man, I’d like to apologize to the Elvis Estate. – Apologize to the ghost of Elvis. Hey, but Link, you still won the game. – That was difficult, but fun. – Which means that you win a breathtaking blink from Brittany Broski. She’s right here. – I didn’t even know I could do that. – Give it to me. – Here it is, ready? (Link gasps) (Brittany guffaws) – Thank you, Brittany, for being here, and don’t forget to check out Brittany’s podcast, “Violating Community Guidelines” with Sarah Schauer, wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. – Now you say “You know what time it is.” – You know what time it is! – This is Sam. – And Robin. – Live from WWPV 92.5. – In Colchester, Vermont. – [Both] And it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. – Vermont DJs do it best. – Click the top link to watch us guess which off-bray, off-Broadway musicals are real or fake in Good Mythical More, bray. – And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality’s gonna land. The Mythical Logo Collection is essential for all Mythical Beasts. Grab it now at Mythical.com.