GMM 219: Guess These Celebrity Baby Pics

we are going to play a game to determine if we and you could be super recognizers okay hi I’m Issa I Neely we’re from the Philippines nigga Marty good mythical morning today’s episode is brought to you by the red link story you can get merch like t-shirts shoes hey do we sell pants we should sell pants let’s sell some pants let’s put it start selling pad jeans pants khakis capris let’s let’s just become like j.crew okay anyway today is going to be fun I have a game in store for us and all types of learning this is a learning environment this is an atmosphere of fun and learning this is like that science teacher that you had in middle school that you still think he’s awesome but you never write him letters why don’t you write him a letter right I write my science teacher letters right right mr. science teacher a letter people come on okay super recognizers are you one of those people that never forgets a face I’m one of those people that I’m like I know you I know that guy from somewhere but I can never remember where or who it is so that that means you aren’t almost recognized yep a super recognizer is super about it someone who once they know somebody or seen a face they never forget it it’s like an elephant a superhuman ability just based on the face alone and it says it’s a certain part of the brain that really does this that if you’re really good at it you could be a super recognized the elephant part of the brain now what we’re going to do is we are going to play a game we’re gonna do a test here and you can play along in a few minutes we’re going to show photos this is how you test if you’re a good way to test if you’re super recognized we’re going to show photos of people before they were famous if you can get all of these right and it’s just like bam bam bam automatic you may be a super rep but you also have to know who stars are which I I’m not that I’m like you’re that guy that was in you know who’s that guy that was in big uh Tom Yanks Tom Hanks you know it’s like I I’m just you’re already making excuses I’m hedging ok a little background first 60 minutes did a story on super recognizers which I’ll put the link in the description you should watch that but that was a follow up to a story that they did earlier on the opposite of super recognizers these are people who are clinically defined as quote face-blind i saw i saw this i watched it when it was on and it’s very passionately a woman couldn’t recognize her own daughter they like did something like my other hair the other way or changed her scent if right if that part of the brain is that that goes into facial recognition is a little messed up ur didn’t develop properly everything else could be totally normal about you but if you just look at somebody’s face and this is how you test that they showed it on 60 minutes they just showed like a picture of Tom Cruise’s face without his hair or any of his body or like any of the sets of Mission Impossible and their Idol context I it’s impossible I can’t tell you that is Michael Jordan I don’t know who that is or you could put some money in one of those Olympic track suits from like the 92 Olympics you remember those were that they wore they came over the hood and they just exposed their face remember that is that that is a face blind test it’s a face blind test suit or a track suit you were doing that at the Olympics who would have known I didn’t know that um and there’s this one woman who I think she was a doctor she talked about how she would talk to someone who had a certain type of hairstyle and then if the woman in the middle of the conversation took her hair up and put it in a ponytail all of a sudden who are you it was like the woman disappeared not literally disappeared but it’s like I have no idea who you are it she didn’t even walk away or anything it was just so she then take the hair back out it’s like oh that’s Tina its it came in that bad it is that bad people couldn’t be like you said people could not recognize their own in the middle of a conversation I mean you can’t be that stupid it’s right it’s not about being stupid don’t don’t denigrate these people some of them are watching we have huge face blind fans they have no idea who we are though right you know I’m saying may have no idea who we are they don’t know who they’re watching no doesn’t matter they know who you are based on the ridiculous fringe of your head like look at that hair and this beard yeah but I’m wearing a different shirt today so they have no idea who I and your voice in context so I can talk higher I mean these people are very smart all right what else we got I want to but but it’s a little bit sad so let’s go back to super recognizers because this is fun this is awesome and I think we could be these people so what we’re going to do is we’re going to play a game we’ve got photos on this iPad once I open it there are photos that jason has loaded on here of people before they were famous ladies and gentlemen it’s time to play are you a super recognizer smarter than a 5th grader oh no that’s that’s different oh that’s not this game okay okay so I’m gonna open this up and then Jason you can just count down but when we both have any air so you just count down from 3 and then we’re gonna put our we’re gonna say your answer at the same time oh you’re gonna open it up he’s gonna count down from 3 and then we say that name now we’re gonna say if we got it okay first one this is not easy okay I know what somebody it’s in there George Bush you didn’t say your answer you idiot don’t let me miss George Bush you thought it yeah we know it’s a president we both knew that it was a presidency on F Kennedy yeah yeah that definitely looks more like oh who are you gonna say why didn’t you say an answer I know I know I was thinking somebody I was gonna say that we didn’t you know Roosevelt Oh tried to say to the same time okay all right why don’t you forget I didn’t have it here’s next first football huh something wrong with his neck oh man I know who this is what make a guy who died at the beginning of Mystery Men so who is it Bruce Willis oh yeah that is Bruce dude I get it now hmm I’m not getting this I’m not oh you face weird we are fail recognized okay all right Oh Oprah next picture that was those of these what you only happy don’t know a bad childhood Oprah don’t you know who you’re gonna become you become an amazing woman with so much influence and power don’t don’t make that face you didn’t know that okay this is just a random this is nobody you think you’ve got it hold on give me a second gosh I’m so bad jellyboy burn I said Natalie Portman yeah well I said Justin bleep they look a lot of like Oh what does the winner get ice cream sure okay sure oh oh yeah I got this Medina oh yeah okay we got it I my love we might be moderate recognizers yeah yeah we’re okay next picture got it oh oh I got it I knew it I mean you know you look do you have it you have an answer you gotta have an answer yes yes three two Kobe Bryant oh yeah you knew the whole time I don’t know why I couldn’t place him yet but yeah boom oldie now a super recognizer would notice immediately I don’t know ma’am really Margene oh does Martin Sheen you thought you said Kesha yeah I know I was going for the joke okay well you missed on both accounts yeah Oh got it got it three two one Tina Fey next picture oh wow this game is incredible yeah Obama I got it right good Todd know I was almost nervous I was nervous guessing him but you should have been more obvious you said Oh Jay Simpson I had no idea man got it ha ha ha for some reason I cannot remember her name he’ll do the count 3 2 1 the man had a ways yeah land Hathaway okay you get a you get a half point I have no you don’t decide okay what I didn’t remember her name but I knew her face okay three quarters of a point next picture all right we’re still tied now is it is it the half of the baby that we’re trying to yeah the full I know the baby yeah yeah the baby Sandra Bullock but I don’t know who the guy is I got yes three one martin freeman you’re right i don’t know i don’t know who is the low back yeah yes I didn’t know it until you move into the lead I feel like I know this woman you are quite familiar with this woman links mom gin jelica Houston Oh judy judy judy dead yes you were close but wrong yeah next picture oh wow glad this doesn’t really matter in life I can see this man is it I can see this dude as an old man the guy – he is – Dave and then I don’t know Joe Biden is – ah okay yeah the teeth oh it’s simple okay okay three Conan O’Brien got it oh you got it I was hoping you wouldn’t get it this was the go is a Baretta tie yep bring it bring on the yogurt occupation Oh Calgon yes so I am a super recognizer well thank you you’re a little super than me how do you think how do you people do at home you’re a little average and I’m just just below it I’m sure some of you out there got every single one and you can build your life around being a super recognizer this could be your future this was your turning point watching this episode of good mythical morning you heard your calling you might be able to be like a personal assistant for a very rich person who’s like who is that guy I think that’s the only potential ways that you can get paid to be a super recognizer I can’t remember that guy yeah it’s Hulk Hogan boss yeah I can’t think of any other ways either I guess you you can press people at parties Rhett discovers Jason for the first time that was good episode glad it’s over what there’s a guy behind the camera yeah right right there holy crap yeah Jason he’s usually back there you mean like on a regular basis like on it pretty much every basis uh but well I just fine but so focused you you gotta be kidding me

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