GMM 218: Waffles are Better than Pancakes

you posted this this this and more let’s talk about that hi my name is Katerina and that from Ohio good mythical morning good mythical morning this episode is brought to by the rhettandlink community go to rent link comm click home based and you will enter a world of congregating people much like yourself or if you’re there it will be yourself they can be different though the people can be different or they can also be different it’s not homogeneous you post photos like milk you you converse about things never homogeneous milk in elementary school no homogenized milk that was on under my eyes mine was homogenized it was the same throughout well it didn’t have like little curdled kik curds in it that’s the difference between me and you right you posted some stuff on Facebook and tweeter and we’re gonna talk about it now that’s how this works at least this is unless it doesn’t go well doesn’t work we don’t keep doing it well so stuff what we’re also gonna do some mail at the end we got like a new mail thing so mail that you’ve that new mail idea it’s gonna be crazy okay on Facebook Sian Chatfield says asks is it okay for a 35 year old woman me to be wearing a Christmas one thing uh Sian I think it depends on the time of year and but even more importantly I think I need to see a picture in order to be able to answer your question there you go so I think clothes out to post it for us Jonathan Phillips sat on the Facebook my grandparents live on Rhett Lane Jonathan Phillips I have a problem with this because what if your parents what if your grandparents are like part of some sort of witness protection program or something what if there’s somebody out to get your grandparents now everybody who lives on Rhett Lane is gonna go around knock on the door are you Jonathan Philips grandparents but I think inconsiderate of your grandparents Rhett I think you’re you’re the point well yeah exactly you’re missing the point which is that’s your name and and his grandparents live on a lane that is your name is awesome well not really awesome I mean it’s just it could happen it probably happens all of your life seem like a link street and you get out hey take a picture of me next to the street that has my name on it no but if she did that post a picture of that please my wife’s maiden name is Lane so whenever we see Jessie Lane we take a picture of it you’ve seen that yeah we’ve never really took him taking a picture of it though and is she in witness protection yes bingo you are you doing the next one or is this man you can no it’s your turn a mayor turn to read we’re alternating Amanda Beauregard I like your name Beauregard posted a picture fashioned these days this supports my stance that if I ever run face first into a fence the very next place I’m going is a fashion show well that’s good Nick Linnell posted don’t talk to strangers on park benches agree or disagree I don’t like speaking with strangers regardless of where they’re sitting or now this reminds me of what happened last night to us this is not a guy on a park bench I do not talk to strangers on park benches but here’s what happened we’re eating at an Indian restaurant we come out we’re going back to the car this guy I’d say he’s about 25 yards away he’s walking if this is this is at night it’s dark he walks past the front of the car and then he’s coming towards us and I turned to you I don’t know if you heard me and I said does that guy have a mask on it looked like he had a hoodie on and then a skeleton mask on his face and as he walked by I realized it’s not a mask it is the guy’s face the guy had so many piercings on his face he said you were behind Maria it was incredible so many piercings it looked like he had all these piercings in his bottom lip and they were big white things that look like teeth on a skull he wasn’t on a bench I was where’s this going my point and well I said to him I said hey how you doing I talked to him and the reason why I did was because he wasn’t on bench and I wasn’t on the bench I felt safe talking to the Skeletor man as he was going this when I was going that way and I could escape pretty quickly if we were both on a bench I’d never would have talked to him and he still didn’t respond I think I wish I would have taken I think the nice thing is to say hey how’s your day going or I love your face I’m not gonna do it or is that a mask oh no that’s not a mask the question is about people on benches though drew blank says Siegel’s evil are just a distraction for something far more sinister evil Ashley J woods posted waffles are better than pancakes fat now she said fact I’m not saying well I would say the first of all you need to understand the difference between facts and opinions because I studied that in second grade actually the second thing is if it is your opinion that waffles are better than pancakes I wholeheartedly agree with you you know why because it all comes down to the syrup you know to me pancakes and waffles are vehicles for butter and syrup I mean I would eat butter and syrup I would squirt each one into my mouth job if it you could get away with that well in this configuration next to a partner up next to a stranger on a bench if you score them like that I think they’re both going to miss your mouth okay like this or take this sipping with two straws but really you’ve got the waffle which has the little square square little pools of syrup and butter it catches them in such a nurse but the pancake is like a sponge it just absorbs them and I’m like wow no there was syrup there a second ago but where’d it go it went inside I don’t want it inside I want it on top and inside you don’t want to eat a flat sponge I want to eat a corrugated box of syrup containers waffles are better hosea Leandro’s you don’t you don’t know what you don’t want to know what I think I don’t care what you I just well yeah I think I made a really good argument okay go ahead what do you think I agree if there were a zombie apocalypse who would get bitten first reit or link well Reid would get bitten verse early so we would both be okay yeah there’s two T’s in your name not to eat yeah happens all the time if there were two eyes in my name is not an N I’d be like I’d also be just waiting to be picture I don’t want to talk about zombie got a picture here listen let’s look at that Joyce P McGuire posted a photo I don’t know if she did this photo if she just found it online I’m sorry George you gotta take credit if he did it is it mean Center whatever that is she made it at meme Center I think the thing that would make this better is someone taking this and since the bottom of Chuck is kind of lopped off in the same way the bottom of the Loch Ness monster neck is lopped off put a put another arm coming out of that and it’s another Loch Ness monster holding Chuck testa who’s then holding this it would be like making an inception photo there’s room for I never resizes but one of the best things we’ve ever received why are you criticizing I love it I’m just saying let’s take it further somebody take this further these now look she’s we she wants him to disappear into the murky depths of the the Loch Ness Jordan Voss posted I had a dream that link showed up at my house and wanted to inspect my room it didn’t end well it didn’t end well well what happened I don’t know what happened but it’s like you didn’t pass inspection this is the kind of thing that you would dream because of your anal retentiveness you would dream like you would going in and being like a personal organizer for somebody well that’s not other people are dreaming about it okay you’re right there it I think it is my lifelong dream to be a home a room inspector not a home inspector that that’s kind of I’m not here to inspect the foundation I’m here to inspect your room yes like it is it looks pretty clean let me check under the bed look you put everything under the bed you you fail melissa chapman for now says you should check out Guthrie’s River ruckus check with sheeter and see if you can emcee the show going to be huge this summer what all right Melissa as soon as we’re done with this I’m gonna check in with sheeter about the river ruckus I’m on excited about it cheater calling him in a second cheater if I have another child I’m definitely gonna name him sure correct that’s dangerous you saying the wrong way Bray Rose posted a photo I just realized that Rhett looks almost exactly like Kenny Loggins he’s kind of got a little better looking than I am I give I’ll give King a lotta plugins that much its prime at least alright work with me here I think that now it says the essential Kenny login to the top that’s the name of the album that this is an album cover so I’m going to acknowledge that but it did get me thinking that what if it wasn’t what if this was just a poster and it was like the essential Kenny Loggins like Kenny Loggins is essential as like a human being like the fabulous Kenny Loggins but replace the word fabulous with essential my idea is for us to start doing that in normal conversation I think that’s that that’s the intention of the album cover amen that’s a good idea it’s that’s an essential idea let’s do it you and Kenny along it’s gonna work totally essential and then if somebody has a good idea like essential just that I could be your response you can keep that to yourself yeah and your other friends was too late James Patrick says I found rats Pakistani Stanny twin I have to agree I want to see some twins of me got a lot of files behind him we need some of those like iron files alright let’s get to some mail right quick you can stay up there if you want to Pakistani right dear rhett and Link welcome to season three this is chase writing where’s chase from do we know he’s more like this inside this package this appreciation card streamers for decoration celebration of another season enough money to keep Jason around for another week one hundred dollars per episode fake money and a pet rock he is mostly housebroken I left his collar on him if he gets too wild in some fake grass as a resting place for him resting place okay chase thank you for the pet rock you know this is the perfect get down get down you’re distracting people from the announcement we’re about to make not doing anything just looking like this might win like a bet okay the Pakistani thing is is I what let’s tell him about that The Rock now tell me about our idea file my files with it tell them about our mail idea what we’re gonna do not well last you also gave us my little pony last year we did the time capsule this year we’re doing the big ball of mail I don’t know you feel about this you can continue to send us stuff what we’re going to do it get the gun down there is we’re going to glue it to this rock everything you send us that we deem appropriate for the mythical male Boulder that’s what I’m gonna call it oh that’s good we’re going to take and we’re going to good together this thing’s going to get huge I don’t know what we’re going to do with it roll it down a hill and injure somebody not a good idea burn it I don’t know I mount it put it on a pedestal mounted on a pole in like a park and I mean this thing could be huge people we might we might have to rent space for it who knows it’s gonna be amazing but right now go ahead where it’s Wars it’ll be featured on an episode of storage wars yes awesome looks like a mythical I hope you don’t feel like we over disrespecting your gifts I will I do think it’s a way to create something that represents all of our efforts together you know it’s I’ve really put a glob of glue on there it’s hot – now just gonna kind of sticker right yeah we’re in this episode ah remember people mail us stuff if you want it to be in the mythical mail Boulder here the beginning of the mail Boulder continue to post pictures questions and thoughts on our Facebook and Twitter for us to discuss later record a voice mail greeting 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