GMM 2190: We Throw Things Off The Roof (Game)

Today, we raise the roof and then throw things off it. – Let’s talk about that. (gentle upbeat music) Good Mythical Morning! – It’s never a good idea to throw things off a roof. It’s dangerous, but also, it sure does sound fun to throw things off a roof. – It sure does! One day last week, we weren’t allowed in our own office because the crew didn’t want us to see them throwing things off the roof. – Yeah. – From our window. Not because we would stop them. – No. – Because we wouldn’t. – Yeah. – Because that would be cheating. – Right. – That’s why. – We would not cheat and so we spent the whole day huddled in a broom closet, quietly singing, “Do You Believe in Life After Love” by Cher. That was a good day, come think of it. – I feel something inside me say. – I really don’t think it’s- – Think. – [Both] Strong enough, oh? (crew laughing) – But now, we finally get to see the rooftop destruction. It’s time for Mystery Countdown Theater, Roof Drops Edition. You know how we’ll do. We’re gonna be watching some reverse videos of items that have been smashed into the ground and after having been dropped off the roof. That’s when they smash. – Yeah. Right. – And then it goes in reverse. Hello, roof! – Okay. The faster we click our buzzers and correctly identify the smashed item, the more points we get and the winner gets his name shouted from the rooftop! And since I won last time, I brought my lucky horseshoe to remind myself that luck is still on my side. – Is that right? – Rhinestones. – I got you, man, because I brought an even bigger lucky shoe. Mad dog Lucas, come out here. – There you go. – Said you wore that in Portugal. – [Lucas] Yeah. – He wore this in Portugal. – Great. – Yeah. And now it’s here. Lucky for me. Speaking of here, mad dog Lucas, you were not here for the dropping of things because what did you have, typhoid? – [Lucas] I had a cold. – Okay. Fine. So Jessie, our new dad magic Pasley. Dad magic Pasley still works here, but he’s in another role. So Jessie is now, what’s your role? What’s it called? – [Jessie] Art director. – Awesome freaking art director. – [Jessie] Yeah. Yes. Sorry. – Dad magic Jessie. That’s that’s the title I always use. Stepped in for him, so- – Are you gonna leave that shoe out? – Stepped in for Lucas. Yeah. It’s lucky. – Okay. I’m leaving mine out. We are ready for the first one. – Oh, gosh. What? There’s a big piece of something. Oh, this is gonna be tough, isn’t it? – [Stevie] Rhett. – I think it was a cake. (chuckles) – A cake? – I just saw like, this stand and it was getting down to three points. I figured go for points, man. – Yeah. – [Stevie] It’s rough. No. – Can’t a cake, though. – It’s too brittle to be a cake. – What is it? – But it’s got some sort of- (bell dinging) – [Stevie] Link. – A screen. – A screen. – Like a old monitor. – [Stevie] Oh, no. – It’s got this little stand. Oh! (bell dinging) – [Stevie] Rhett. – Bird feeder. – [Stevie] Yeah. – That’s bird seed! – (laughs) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. – [Link] Bird seed. (Rhett yelling) – This one is for the birds. – Oh, okay! All right! I see you, Jessie. – She’s got her puns. Well, she’s also right over here. – Yeah. I see you right there, too. – That’s Jessie, everybody. She is the art director. – Art director, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. – Quite a hat. All right. – I get one point for that because it was a full bird feeder when I finally figured it out. (laughs) Okay. – This shoe. I’m aware of its presence. – Can you smell? You can smell all the journeys Lucas has taken? – Yeah. – You can push it away. As long as it’s on the desk- – It smells like a back alley in Portugal. Okay. Just keep. – I, you know. – Yeah, keep going. Keep- – That’s enough. I need a little bit of luck. – All right. Okay. – [Link] Oh, my goodness. (bell dinging) – [Stevie] Rhett. – I’m gonna be specific because you always get on me when I’m not. – [Stevie] Oh, come on. – I think that this is a small statue of David. Michaelangelo’s David. (Stevie laughing) – I saw it. I saw the wiener right after you- – [Stevie] Yeah, you’re right. – [Link] Yeah because it was that piece right there. At first I was like, what is this, dry ice? – [Rhett] Yeah! (laughs) I didn’t even see David’s head. Well, I did see his head, but you know. – [Link] There it is. – [Rhett] Yes. – [Link] Look at that, man. – This is not the statue of Davin. This is the statue of David. – Not Davin, but David! – Thanks for clearing that up. Man, you got, see. You got a lot of points for that one. Hey, but I mean, I think I deserved it, you know? – I gotta bring it back in. – I think my shoe is more lucky than yours. – Oh, scrap. – Oh, scrap. – All right. Hit it now when he’s not looking. – [Rhett] Oh, gosh, it’s glass. – [Link] This is tough. – [Rhett] But what is it? (bell dinging) – [Stevie] Link. – A mirror? – [Stevie] No, this one’s tough. – This one’s tough. I’m not gonna tell until it- (bell dinging) – [Stevie] Yeah, Rhett? – Yeah, it’s a bottle of whiskey? Oh, no. Can’t do that. It’s a bottle of tea. – [Stevie] What? You didn’t just see the full bottle just there? The exact bottle that it was? – I was gonna say it’s a bottle of Jack Daniels, but I didn’t know. But you can’t talk about alcohol on this show. – [Stevie] We can talk about it. We just can’t drink it. (laughing) – Okay. Bottle of Jack Daniels. – Can I say Jack Daniels? – [Rhett] I knew it was Jack Daniels. – Whiskey business. – And I said bottle of whiskey was my first answer and you know. – [Stevie] Yeah, yeah. – She said whiskey business, by the way. He didn’t throw that at Jessie. He just doesn’t believe in Lucas luck at this point. – [Link] What is that? (bell dinging) – [Stevie] Rhett? – It’s a light bulb. – [Stevie] Correct. – What? – Yeah, did you see the little screw thing at the end? – [Link] Oh, it must be huge, though. – [Rhett] No, I think it’s normal. – [Link] It’s a big light bulb. – Normal. – No. (crew laughing) – A-ha! It’s a light bulb – Because it’s like she had an idea. – Like an idea. – She had an idea, a light bulb. – I got an idea that I am being zilched. – Hey, man. – What happened to the most competitive game in GMM history? – Hey, listen. You’re poised for a comeback. (bell dinging) – [Stevie] Rhett. – Don’t you dare – Tea set. – [Stevie] Yeah. (Rhett laughing) – [Link] You were looking outta the window, weren’t you? – Rhett No. – [Link] You got out the broom closet. I know there was a top. You saw the top of that thing. – [Rhett] Yeah, but I figured, you know. – [Link] That’s just a teapot. There’s no set. – [Rhett] Okay. – Oops, I spilled the tea. – I gotta admit, I said tea set. – [Stevie] The judges said, under also accepted, it does say tea set, as well. – Oh, so pre-written rules, tea set was acceptable. – [Stevie] Correct. – But there’s no, there’s one item. – Well, sometimes a tea set is just set of- – [Stevie] It is debatable. – Instead of a pitch. I’ll take half points. I’ll take half points. – [Stevie] Deal. – Deal. – Okay. Half points. – The only thing that’s gonna get me excited is talking about Mythicon because I am very excited about our very conference. It’s our first ever weekend experience in person. You are invited. You gotta get a ticket. We’re packing up the Mythical team and then some and we’re coming to Austin, Texas, on the weekend right before Halloween this year and it’s gonna include more Mythical magic than you can shake a stick at. So stop shaking a stick and get over to Mythical Society now because that’s where you can pre-order tickets today. – Right because they’ll be on sale for everybody at the end of the week, but you can only get them if you are a Mythical Society member and today is the day to get them, okay? Tickets for Mythicon on sale today, including the mega beast and super mega beast packages, but only if you’re second or third degree Society member. Okay? – They’re limited. They’re going fast. Go over to mythicontickets.com to get that. Oh, see? Feel better. – You feel better. – Feel better now. – And I just got half points, man. – I kind of don’t want any points. – It’s only 22 to zero. – You know? (bell dinging) – [Stevie] Link. – Christmas ornaments. – [Stevie] Correct. – Okay. See? Five points. Okay, I’m easing my way back into this. How many do we have? See, there’s multiple. – [Rhett] One, two, three, four. – [Link] Look at that! Festive. – [Rhett] Oh, that’s beautiful. – Jingle balls. Those are Christmas ornaments. (Rhett laughing) – Jingle balls. Did you say balls? – [Jessie] Of course, yeah. – Balls. – Balls. Okay. See, you’re creeping back, man. – Where you from? – [Jessie] Maryland. – Maryland. – Maryland. She’s got that Maryland accent. They say balls up there. (crew laughing) Christmas balls. Oh, goodness. (bell dinging) – [Stevie] Link. – A piggy bank with green on the inside. – [Stevie] Correct. – Whoa! – [Stevie] A piggy bank with green Jell-O. – Oh, wow. – [Link] See? I almost should get twice the points because I guessed both things. – [Rhett] Well, I already took half points for saying tea set, which was an acceptable answer. – It’s a piggy bank full of green Jell-O. – [Rhett] Jell-O. – Because why not? – Because why not? – Because that would make it harder to guess and make it worthy of more points. 22 to 11 has a nice ring to it, though. – Okay, I gotta get on back on my guard here. (bell dinging) – [Stevie] Rhett. – I think it is a bottle with like, a ocean scene in it. – [Stevie] Incorrect. (bell dinging) – Okay. I’m gonna say an aquarium. – [Stevie] Correct. – Yes! – Why did I say bottle with an ocean? – [Link] I actually thought it was like, a bottle with something. I don’t know why I thought bottle, too but. I could see that there was ocean. Oh, there’s water. Oh, it’s a circle. – [Rhett] A circular aquarium? – [Link] A circular aquarium? – [Rhett] Oh, yeah. – Unbelievable. It’s a fish bowl. – [Rhett] A fish bowl. – A fish bowl. – Well, technically, that’s a bottle with an ocean scene in it. – Hey, guys. (crew laughing) I’m back in this, though. I am back in this. – I shouldn’t have taken half points. That was a mistake. You gave me the points and I gave them back. – Well, I don’t think you deserved them. So I think you did the right thing. – Okay. All right. – [Link] Oh, it’s dusty. What in the world? (bell dinging) – [Stevie] Rhett? – Plate? – [Stevie] Incorrect. – Plate. What is that? (bell dinging) – [Stevie] Link? – A fake chocolate covered donut? – [Stevie] No. (bell dinging) Rhett. – Toilet seat. (crew laughing) – Chocolate covered toilet seat. – [Stevie] No. – [Link] What? (bell dinging) – [Stevie] Link. – The number two made out of. Oh, it’s the number two. It’s poop. It’s a poopy number two. – [Stevie] It’s the number two. It’s made outta clay, but yeah. – [Rhett] Wow. Okay. – I just dropped a giant deuce. (Rhett and Link laughing) – Okay. – Okay. That was worth a joke. – That was all for Jessie to say she dropped a giant deuce. – Oh, dang it, man! You came back! – Not all the way, though. – Yeah, but this is the last round right here. – Three point separates the top two contenders. They are the only two contenders. Oh, my goodness. (bell dinging) – [Stevie] Link? – An ant farm. – Oh, shoot. I think that might be it. – [Stevie] Incorrect. – Okay. – Why are you running it down? (bell dinging) See, look. You did that as a strategy. – An hourglass. – [Stevie] Correct. (bell dinging) – That’s no fun. – Well, I couldn’t. I did it when I could tell! I did it when I could tell, man! – It’s not my glass. It’s hourglass. – All right. One more. One more, Morgan. – No! – Go out there and do one more! Jessie! Drop something! – [Stevie] Well, there’s one more, but only on the Mythical Society, so. – Head over there in the Mythical Society. Get those Mythicon tickets and watch the extra little round. – Come on. Let’s just move the Mythical Society around- – No! Let’s not! – Into the episode! It’ll be fun. Okay, Jessie, you did a great job. Now, re you gonna go out there and shout his name from the rooftop? – [Jessie] Yeah, I’ll be right back. – Rhett McLaughlin! (name echoing) – Yes? I’m here. – Was that echo like, added in post or is that just what Burbank does? – [Jessie] I actually know how to do that with my voice. – That’s amazing. – She has built-in echo. – You’re already back. – [Jessie] Yeah. – Wow, you’re quick. Knocked your hat right off. Something tells me there’s a video of her shouting my name somewhere. Please tell me you did it. – [Jessie] We felt like we didn’t need to. (Rhett and crew laughing) – So you’re getting scared there at the end when you was coming back. – You know how to play in this sandbox, don’t you? Thanks for subscribing and clicking this bell. – You know what time it is. – Hi, I’m Jason and it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. (Mythical theme song playing on guitar) – Shredding, man! Yeah! – Click to watch us try to identify liquids by just a single drop in Good Mythical Morning. – And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality is gonna land. – [Rhett] Second and third degree Mythical Society members, get your Mythicon tickets today. Take advantage of that two day presale by visiting mythicontickets.com now.

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