GMM 2192: Ranking The Weirdest Sleeping Habits

Today, we learn about your most intimate sleeping habits. – Let’s talk about that. (upbeat bright music) Good Mythical Morning. – One of the things that I am sincerely really grateful for about myself. – Okay. – Is that I rarely, if ever, have trouble falling asleep. – Yes, and that makes me jealous and angry, and of course, keeps me up all night. – Ironic. – Along with it being too hot or my wife making a weird sound like, (gasps) sometimes like that. – In the middle of the night. – You never know what’s gonna come out of that woman’s mouth. – As she’s falling asleep. – That beautiful mouth. (Link gasps) (crew members laugh) Or I can’t stop thinking about the time a waiter said, “Enjoy your dinner.” And I responded with, “You too.” (groans) – Oh yeah, okay, you can get in your own head right before you’re falling asleep. But everybody pretty much has some kind of special habit- – Yes. – To help them get into sleepy land. And today we’re gonna find out which might be the most common or uncommon, according to you. It’s time for, we all do strange things to fall asleep, Like, do you hug your two dogs and then quietly weep? I do. – Oh, I’m sorry. Here’s how this game works. – No, it’s great. – We surveyed Mythical Beasts about some of the things people need or need to do in order to fall asleep. And you voted based on what you actually do when it’s time to go nighty-night. So this game is the ranking of the most common bedtime habits. – So now we’re gonna see if we can put them in the right ranked order and you get to find how weird you are in the way that you fall asleep. We’re gonna be working together to place it on the board of sleeping habits based on how you voted. Number 10 being the least common with the least votes, and number one being the one that got the most votes, meaning it’s the most common pre-sleep routine. – That’s usually how most common works. And Chase, our brainy research assistant, has already put three spots up there on the board, locked them into place. Thank you, Chase. – Thank you, Chase. Number nine, must have back against wall. – So you’re sleeping standing up? I think it means like you’re sleeping on your side, but you’re- – You’re facing. – The wall. – You’re facing the room. – You’re facing anybody who can come in. – Yeah. – Number seven, must have legs crossed. – Oh, that’s interesting. – I don’t know if that’s a good idea. I don’t cross my legs. I cross my feet. – You might get testicular torsion if you do that. – Don’t ever say that. (crew members laugh) Number five, must have TV on. – [Rhett] Ooh, that’s bad. You don’t want that blue light in your sleep. – And the sound. – Yes. – My mama does that. All right, if we get seven out 10 of these correct, we’re gonna get tucked in for a good night’s sleep. – Oh, okay, well, let’s see our first intimate sleeping habit. (bright whimsical music) – [Link] Oh, oh, this is retro. “How to Fall Asleep.” – [Rhett] Oh my. – [Narrator] After a long day of switchboard switching and factory things, this lovely couple is ready to get some much needed shuteye. But oh no, it’s far too warm. You can’t possibly fall asleep unless you see your own breath. Let’s turn down the thermostat. – [Link] Christy does that. – [Narrator] There, isn’t that better? – Every night. Of course we don’t sleep in separate beds. – Yet. – Yet? – That happens as you get older. Okay. – My grandparents slept in separate beds in the same room. What? – I wanna watch that sitcom. – [Rhett] Yeah, yeah, I’m very interested in this couple. – Yeah. – Yeah. Not a lot of great dialogue though. – This is super common. And I’m not just saying that because I do it, because I’ve just found that if it’s cold. First of all, I’ve woken up many times, and the reason that I woke up was, it was too hot. – Sweaty. – And actually research shows that you need to have it down at like in the low 60s to get a good night’s sleep. – I love for it to be cold, and then to be under all those covers, man. This could be number one. – But would they start with number one? Would they do that to us? – No, they wouldn’t do that to us. – Maybe, it’s number three. – Number three is what I was feeling. – All right, we’re gonna put it in number three for now. We can switch it later, of course. All right, let’s see the next one. – [Narrator] You’ve been wearing clothes all day in the factory doing factory things. You don’t wanna be weighed down with buttons and sleeves. Bedtime is a time to let loose. – [Link] Oh god. – [Narrator] Very loose. Now, doesn’t that feel like freedom? – Too much eye contact, Chris. – You really sunk into it. Just one too many sinks. – Oh, David Hill was out on this day. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – I wouldn’t want his eye contact either though. No offense, Chris. – Now I know you have specific feelings about this ’cause I will fall asleep nude. It depends on what the pre-bedtime activities are. So depending on how that went, sometimes I’ll be like, okay, I’m just gonna go to sleep, and then I won’t- – Sometimes you just find yourself asleep. – Yeah, right. And so this is probably, I mean, how often, I mean, how many nights out of the week, I don’t know. This is probably six nights out of the week for me. No, I would just say that this isn’t uncommon for me. – I can’t do it, man. I can’t do it. – You put on your T-shirt. – I gotta put on the clothes. – You put on a T-shirt, right? – Yeah. – It’s a T-shirt And what’s on the bottom? – Boxers. – Boxers and what, you got socks? – No socks, uh-uh. – And a little- – Fully nude, man. – A little hat. You wear a little hat. – I don’t wear a hat. – A little hair net. – When my skin is against skin, like when my legs are… When the crotch part of my legs is against each other. – The thighs they call that. – Yeah, then it might get a little. – What’s the crotch part of my legs again? – Might get a little damp, you know. Or the arm against the side. All of this skin on skin stuff. – I would think that most people need to have something on. – Let’s put this at 10. – All the way at 10? I was thinking maybe eight, but I mean- – [Link] Let’s go eight. Eight, I agree with that. – There’s gotta be something that’s a little bit more uncommon. – I’ve tried it, but I just keep waking up and my body’s telling me to wake up and put on clothes. – You tried it? – I’ve tried it. I mean, it’s like, it sounds- – You were like, tonight’s the night. – Anything nude, I like the idea of it, anything. – Nah, I could think of some things like. – Let’s see, like weed eating? – Yeah, you don’t wanna cut the grass nude. – All right, let’s see another one. – [Narrator] This lady also enjoys sleeping fine and free of garments. – [Link] What the? – [Narrator] Except of course, for one small detail. She keeps on her socks and never exposes her surprisingly large, but very lady-like feet. Keep those big kahunas covered, lady. – (laughs) Wow. – (laughs) Emily got naked too. – Yep, must be nude with socks on. – Emily and Chris getting naked. – So this is very specific. – Good Mythical Morning. – This has gotta be less common than someone who’s fully nude, ’cause you’re saying, I thought that socks on might be one… – Yeah, yeah. – Like in addition to whatever you’ve got on. But if you have to be nude except your socks. – That’s wild, man. – This has gotta be number 10. – Do you ever sleep with your socks just in general on? – Uh-uh. – Me neither. – No. – How do you go about it, Chase? Are you ever nude? – No, I typically just do like boxer shorts or like sleep shorts. – You’re only nude in our office? – Correct, yeah, yeah. – For photo ops. – For photo ops or just like, to go and think, meditate. – Right, right, right, naked thinking. – Yeah. – So we have to put this below fully nude, which makes, it has to be number 10. – We’re saying that this is the least common one. So as these next ones come out. – We’re gonna move those up as a unit. Just don’t forget that. – Yeah, yeah. – I won’t. – [Rhett] Nude with socks on, less common than fully nude. – I’ll write that down. – So what’s gonna happen next with this couple? Are they ever gonna go to sleep? – I am intrigued. (crew members laugh) – [Narrator] Not everyone has to cover up their big giant lady feet. This gentleman likes hanging his little piggies outside the covers in the open air. Mm. Breezy. – This is insane. (crew members laugh) – No, it’s not, I do this. – Really? – I’ll throw out a foot. I’ll throw out a leg. – I’m more likely to want to put socks on than I am to expose my feet. There’s something about the feet being- – The monster’s gonna get ya. – Especially, if you’ve got it to be too cold. I’d much rather expose like, pull down the covers a little bit and let the pecs come out or something. Let part of your- – The sardine can. – Yeah, right, you just peel from the top, not from the bottom. – I’m on the left side of the bed. I’ll throw my left leg out to cool off, ’cause I like the covers here, but I like, you know like that upper thigh juice. You gotta let that cool off. – But that’s not a foot, that’s a whole leg. – Okay, you’re right. – But seems like it might be more common than being nude with socks on. – [Link] Feet get hot, this is common. Four, I’m saying four. – Four? Okay, I’m staying out of this one. Seems nuts to me. – Let’s see some more of this. – [Narrator] You may be a factory man, but you’re never too old to enjoy being swaddled like a baby. Wrap yourself up like a caterpillar mummy baby, my good man. Isn’t that a little too tight? Ah. It’s so nice to be snug as a bug in a bed. – So a burrito roll? – Like a tight roll. – Like a mummy. – [Rhett] Must be wrapped in sheets like a mummy. – I mean, you can’t do that with a partner in the bed with you unless you have your own covers. – I mean, I’ve thought about the separate covers thing. – Same bed, separate covers. – ‘Cause I have a technique for when I- – Slippery slope. – I’ve told my wife about this. I’m like, baby, here’s what I do, and she got so mad at me when I explained this. I said, when I roll over, I specifically lift the covers and then roll so it doesn’t pull. And she looks at me and she’s like. ‘Cause I mean, when she rolls- – You’re basically giving her a note, a backhanded. – A sleeping note. She’ll roll and just pull me over and wake me up. (Stevie gasps) – She’s trying to take you with her. – What? (Link gasps) – That’s the noise she makes. – Oh yeah, when she… (crew members laugh) Yeah, yeah, yeah. I usually make that noise when she does that. – [Link] I don’t think it’s that common. – I think we’re so wrong about so many of these. I think when it’s revealed, all of ours are gonna be wrong, the ones that we put up here. – Throw it at six. – Gotta put it at six. It can’t be more common than cold room. – This feels okay. When I can’t sleep, I watch Brendan Fraser’s “The Mummy.” – Yep, uh-huh, that’ll put you straight to sleep. – That’s pertinent, thanks for adding that. (crew members laugh) That was pertinent. Before we go to the next thing, we do wanna add one more thing that’s almost as pertinent. – Yes. – You’ve been waiting for the day and this is the day. Tickets for MythiCon are on sale now. – Yes! – Including the Mega Beast and Super Mega Beast package. And those sound amazing, but they are amazing. – Yes, they also are amazing. Listen, and MythiCon is amazing. It is an entire weekend of Mythicality with us in the flesh. We’re bringing along the Mythical crew as well. – It’s a convention. – It’s a convention. That’s what con stands for. We’re taking over a ranch outside Austin, Texas on Halloween weekend. It’s gonna be wild! Everything you need to know is at mythicontickets.com. But do not wait because tickets are limited, okay? – Do not wait, go to mythicontickets.com to make your purchase right now. All right, let’s see to next one. – [Narrator] Just because you’re winding down to bed, doesn’t mean you should let your guard down. Sleep soundly, knowing you’re ready for anything because you are facing the door. Look out intruders, bears and ghosts. Nothing can get past this little lady. – Okay. – Sleeping with a bat. – So this is, in addition to or separate from, having your back against the wall. In my previous house, in the bedroom, my bed, because the bedroom was pretty small and the bed was pretty big, ’cause I’m a big man. The bed was all the way up against two walls. So the back and the side of the bed and I was on the side of the bed that was against the wall. So when I got out of the bed at night, I had to- – Crawl over. – Go over my wife. – Yeah, you had to crawl over her. – Would you like stand on the bed and then- – But the way that your leg is, you could just do that pretty easily. – Oh, she never knew. Sometimes she would startle me with a (gasps) as I got close to her, but. – Yeah, we’re really outta whack. This is not number one or number two, but we’ve gotta put it at number two. – [Rhett] This is so ridiculous, man. – [Link] Chase, you’re gonna be hurting when we have to switch these around. – Do we get anything for being completely wrong? – No. – All right, let’s watch our last one. – [Narrator] Having a fierce protector watching the door doesn’t mean you’ll always feel safe and secure. Even a factory man needs a little comfort now and then. You need your favorite Teddy, Mr. Chunky. And now you’re finally ready to hit the hay. Good night, factory man. Good night, lady big feet. And good night, Mr. Chunky. – Now, I had a Mr. Chunky as a kid, it was a bunny. I had Bunny. – I had Teddy. – And last time I went home and visited my mom, I found Bunny in a drawer, ’cause I like to rummage through drawers when I’m back home. And I thought he was gone. I hadn’t seen him in 20 years. – Well, you know what? – Here’s a picture right now. – I don’t- – [Link] They’re showing a picture of Bunny. – I don’t collect things, but I have my teddy bear from my first birthday still in my house. I mean, I don’t sleep with it, but it’s in a drawer in the attic, and I don’t have anything from that time of my life, but I’ve got that teddy bear, still squeaks. – The dogs are now like our comfort items, but ironically, I think they’re the reason that we don’t get a good night’s sleep, ’cause these dogs are moving around. – [Rhett] So we gotta put the comfort item at number one. – [Link] Put it at number one. – Which, I don’t think it’s number one, but it’s gotta be, I mean, having a comfort item, I think even in adulthood, that must be relatively common. – All right, Stevie, let us know how bad we’re doing. – [Stevie] I mean, you didn’t do that bad actually. So you have to get seven correct, and including the ones that are on the board, you currently have six correct. – What? – I know. – I think you have to work from the top or the bottom. So we have to think what is the least common? And if we’ve got three out of these seven right. Do you think that we got must be new with socks on being the least common? I think that might be right. – Mm-hm, yeah. – But I don’t think that comfort item at number one is correct. I think that- – It might be cold room. – [Rhett] Cold room. I think we need to put cold room at number one. – If we’re going for the Gusto, we need to switch- – Multiple. – Two. So there’s four new answers. We’re going for a clean sweep. – [Rhett] So let’s put cold room first. Now, what do you think is the next most common of everything that’s on? – I mean a lot of people have a comfort item especially amongst the Mythical Beasts. – Do you think more people have a comfort item than need to have the TV on? – Oh yeah. – I think TV, well, TVs are not as common as computers. – TV on can’t move, it’s locked. – That’s true. – Exactly, that was just a test. I think it must be fully nude is higher than it currently is, but I don’t think it should be up here at the top, but I think it’s more than eight. – I think comfort item’s number two actually, or it could be number three, we could just leave it there. – It’s definitely more common than facing the door, ’cause that’s kind of weird, right? – So move two down to three. – [Rhett] I think must be fully nude should replace- – You wanna move fully nude up. You wanna switch it with feet outside covers? – No, because I think we’re moving too much if we do that. I think by putting cold room at one and making those, we may have gotten one more and that way, we’re kinda being safe. – We know we can’t get the clean sweep, but we are locked in, Stevie. Stevie. – [Stevie] I wanted to help you so bad. Do you see how I didn’t help you? That was really good of me, right? When I didn’t help you. – Yeah. – We should have moved up fully nude, right? – So you wanna start with number 10? – [Stevie] Yeah, we can start with number 10 and then we will see how many you got correct. So number 10, we have sleeping naked with socks on. – Yes. – Yes. – [Stevie] Number nine we already had on the board, must fall asleep with back against the wall. Number eight, can only sleep facing the door. – Oh, crap. – Oh yeah, we have must be facing door at number three. That was a total lame brain move. – Well, you said to move nude up. – Mm-hm. – All right. – [Stevie] Seven was already on there. Sleeping with your legs crossed. Six, must be wrapped up in sheets like a mummy. – Got it. – Alright, we did good there. – [Steve] Five was already on the board, TV has to be on. Four, feet must be outside the covers. – Yes. – [Stevie] Three, sleeping fully nude. – [Rhett] Yep, should’ve switched those two. – And now the top two aren’t right either. – [Stevie] The top two are, two, sleeping with a comfort item. And one, the room must be cold. – So we did get it. – How many did we get right? – [Stevie] You got eight correct. – We could have gotten the clean sweep. – That’s really good, man. – But we backed off. We backed off. We should have gone full confidence, man. – All right, so you’re gonna tuck us in, Chase. Is that we get? – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – We still did it. – Nice sleeping cap. – Oh, that, that’s… – Oh, I feel so tucked. – Is that it? – No, I think there’s more. – Guys feel like you’re winding down? – Yeah, I’m so tired. – Yeah. – Okay, good. I’ll put this over you. Okay. – If we like this too much, you’re gonna have to come to each one of our homes. – Okay, say night-night to the crew. – Night-night, crew. – Night-night. – Night-night. – Sleep tight. – Night-night to the Mythical Beasts. – Don’t let the bed bugs bite, bite, bite. That’s when you’re supposed to tickle me. – I don’t wanna get your energy back up. – Yeah, right. – Just close your eyes. – And I don’t wanna be here for you tickling him. – And drift off. I’ll be right here when you wake up, okay? – Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. – You know what time it is. – This is Matt and Darcy in Houston and I decided to watch GMM quietly this morning so I wouldn’t wake Darcy. – [Both] And it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. – Darcy’s not happy. – Sorry, Darcy. – Click the top link to discover the dreams our crew members had about us. – What? – In Good Mythical More. – And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality’s gonna land. – [Rhett] MythiCon tickets are available now. 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