
I’ve got the top ten songs that are gonna revolutionize your workout let’s talk about that mythical morning all right did you flex is that what you were doing there can’t really see it yeah no need to do that through my plan okay today we’re going to delve into the world of the aftermath of resolutions this could be painful for some of us specifically the two of us but we’re all set we’re going to have a little fun with this there’s going to be music there’s going to be laughter there might be sweat there might be tears and there can be blood none of those who knows what’s going to ever through the grapevine and the grapevine being your wife telling my wife thinks that happens on a regular basis my wife talks to your wife I learn things about you that you don’t tell me about personally right and vice versa in that great or that I don’t tell you what did she tell what did my wife tell your wife that she then told you my wife no your wife told my wife and my wife told me that you guys have been working out together yep you’ve been working what kind of what are we talking about well I I didn’t want in you let me know I didn’t tell you and for the same reason I didn’t want to tell you but since I found this article about top ten workout songs which we’re going to go through those I am going to come clean I had a New Year’s resolution that I was going to get healthy you know that it is the resolution that everybody has that I don’t want to have that resolution so I’m just gonna have it privately with my wife and not with anybody else because I don’t want to be held accountable to it I don’t want to feel like a failure publicly when around this point in January I’m not doing it anymore you’re not working at anymore well how many times you crazy yeah I got sick a little bit Christy got sick a little bit so I don’t work out so we talking about well we decided to do it privately so that means DVD workouts and we dug up this DVD we had from literally our first year marriage so like this is like over just a typo situation this is tied by haha is this actually I actually tied like Billy Billy Blanks this guy he punches the air yeah remember when you start throwing those punches boy make that multiplication sign I envy you because you know my wife you know my wife she talks to your wife yeah she’s Jessie up and learn things about wife Jenner just this past weekend ran a half marathon that’s great you know this is like the third time she’s done this she goes down there she goes to Disney Land and she dresses up like Tinkerbell even this this Tinkerbell marathon ever it yeah yes you win there’s 18,000 people who run but she she she did she went she was the best in her group her group of friends he wanted a group of friends con oh she wanted bragging right unofficial the girls don’t like to come compete you know all the other women were pregnant well a couple of them were well you’d have to say that but here’s the deal while she’s out running dress up like Tinkerbell run around Disneyland I’m just laying on the couch watching football you know what I’m saying this is where I’m at right now and she comes home and she’s like so she’s trying to get me to do things she and she’s I’m worried about your health I mean I don’t want you to die yeah because at some point why would she not wants you to die at some point this not doing anything I get went you know we have the mailbox at the end of the street here yeah like so you’re talking 200 300 s PS drop it in yeah I get winded going this one block I get winded I’m like man this is a heavy envelope re that I’ll use the mail I’m out of shape are you talking like a first-class mail is not the mail it’s them the mail so this mail I’m out of shape so I’m a closet exerciser and you are a pathetic loser yeah so let’s just listen I was better I think I’m better and I’m lost I’m out of the climb open to getting inspired by this workout music this is like you said this is like the best of the best right now in terms of workout you right according to the website run hundred people vote on what their what music they are exercising to they also give you the BPM sets the beats per minute that’s supportive and then you decide oh yeah maybe maybe this will pump me up so you start using it um and maybe that’s what’s going to happen with us can we work out well it happens because I got these weights that we never use they’re very dusty whether you actually took the weight off this is like this all the way this 10 pounds matters it holds the weight but there’s no weight at all trust me we’ll be winded and sweaty at the end of this well I’ve been working out okay yeah you have it number 10 then what fitty cent Eminem and Adam Levine my life 89 BPMS hello 89 BPM is kind of this is like warm-up material double speed yeah that’s what I’m talking about right there number nine Macklemore I heard of this one Ryan Lewis in Wan’s Wang’s thrift shop I like this song I might keep working out with a song listen mom I look incredible it’s like oh okay yeah I don’t know about that one I wear your granddad’s clothes I look incredible I’m in this big coat from that thrift shop down the road he doesn’t really have anything to do with exercise right you can picture yourself at a big coat number eight Coldplay I’ve heard of them Charlie Brown 138 beats per minute so you’re at triceps we’re gonna do half then this fast this is like shake weight tight rhythm I can get into this thank you I’m feeling the burn all right stop it oh I’m feeling the burn stop it uh number seven fun with Janelle Monae oh we are young so put your neck into it we’re off but what you get all I can’t do it with you okay hey maybe we should start a DVD a new program yeah there’s two guys in two ways – guys – wait Stevie it’ll sell like crazy number six will.i.am and Britney Spears I’ve heard of them scream and shout okay all right let’s stop all right I say let’s just montage the others together and then we’ll just so we can actually get a workout going yeah – guys – wait – guys – wait you need a partner for this guys trust me you can do it take a water break if you need it if you’re one guy you just need another guy and two ways two guys – eight here we go yeah you’re looking good you’re doing great you keep your best in plain clothes I’m glad it’s not two guys for weights it seems lame but it’s not but it is you want to let all the power be you want to take all the energy in your leg transfer it to the way just it’s like you’re being yourself in the face yeah nigga top of the page 1 n 2 n 3 – the fuck – yeah gotta have two guys at your fall flat on your back okay get that partner DB back arch can you sing tumbler chip this is harness the awkwardness that’s the subtitle place – guys – wait harness the awkwardness what we learned we’ve learned it picking the right song and the right partner if the key to uh taking it to the next level P before this started I didn’t think that we were onto something but this two guys two weights thing you know how much money there is in these exercise programs ya know I’m sitting there doing Tae Bo we could just record by my own DVD bring it I can say I wouldn’t have to buy DVD because we would be the ones make we could just abandon everything except is two guys two weights thing they could become our thing yeah good our awkward thing all right listen this episode Rhett okay I’ll before you before you read this alright something wrong with the wheel every episode last week every episode this season I think it’s landed in between these two now let’s see what we can do about we’re gonna have words so we’re gonna there’s something wrong we’re gonna have to weary wait it or fix it okay just we’re acknowledging that link has acquired Rhett has acquired a pet link hey boy hey don’t talk it really ruins the pet I’m I’m still I’m still link let me be an animal hey buddy I am an animal on a link buddy you want to go you want to go fetch something that’s not really I mean I’m kind of happy right here hey buddy this is gaff tape it’s non-toxic yeah you have a gear smell of it alright okay okay smells like gaff tape bitch I’m just I’m not that kind of bad I’m just not feeling it I’m more of a cat type PAP just pet me someone you purr I don’t do that either sucks
