
I’ve got 14 words that should be in the English language let’s talk about that good mythical morning get you get your jacket and my t-shirt did you get the memo people it’s tee shirt and jacket day yours is good when was that my mother heaven mine is an authentic Members Only jacket from the ADA losers isn’t authentic imitation from the 2000 do you have that you don’t have that I could put anything in there no but I have this well this I could put anything in here but stuff that way it could fall out if you turn sideways alright the English language is amazing link don’t you know it you speak it it’s all I know is that all you speak you speak English like a like a fanatic um a lot of people speak English throughout the world and one of the amazing things about the English language first of all you know it is frustrating it violates lots of rules it has made-up rules that don’t really exist and you’re talking grammar he’s not phonetic know the spelling is confusing and if you’re trying to learn English it’s really frustrating I before E except after C I know that because when I learned English at age 12 a lot of people don’t know this is that I was born in Germany and I speak fluent German and then I said Joe that’s Joe yeah because I was about okay speak a little German to the folks at home I was born in Georgia em I mean you know Georgia not Georgia so and but we got all these words for things like how many words are there four big do you know how many words there are four big can name some of them uh huge yep gargantuan what huh large yep you going large-ish mmm no and that’s it well there’s a lot I don’t know how many there are but there’s a lot of words for big where there are some languages where something’s big it’s just big it might be really big but it’s just big good Gorda SHhhh we’ve got lots of words for lots of things but do you know what there are some words that come from other languages that we should adopt into our language because these are words for things that you will understand you will relate to but we don’t have words one we don’t have a word for it yeah and I got other countries and languages do yeah yeah various other countries and languages now give credit to the week.com we got this list from the week.com and we’re just gonna be reading it talking about it are you ready okay and learning from it believe it or not this first one comes from Georgia the country now and it is Shimogamo and this is the what she mama drama juh mama mama drama yep so mama JAMA uh this is for when you are really full you’re eating you’re really full but you’re enjoying what you’re eating so much that you cannot stop and you just continue eating it actually literally means I accidentally ate the whole thing so every time I visit my nanny’s house you don’t fries that chicken oh yeah she does like gosh I usually don’t eat more than like a leg and a thigh because I’m a dark meat man but when I go to nanny’s house I had a leg and a thigh and a breast and a wing and give me another wing another breast a whole half chicken oh gosh I remember she puts it she like she puts it I don’t like a thing with a paper towel oh gosh yeah I used to go there Crunchy’s man she’s go made biscuits what’s a mama JAMA nanny let’s move her mama Jambo let’s go let’s move nanny out here you know what I can live here she can live in the studio and just fry chicken all the time sounds demeaning pawlenty from ghana uh this is the word for moving hot food around in your mouth this is like what okay you take a bite of pizza and it’s too hot in you’re like ah I do that all the time polenta you don’t want to burn your tongue Valenti could you you’re trying to protect your tongue it’s instinctive but we have no word for that we do now Ghana give it up the third word we don’t have to give it up just share third word from this is the Tagalog language uh Leigh Australia I’m sorry really yeah Leo genic this is for the phenomenon when something looks good from a distance and then when you get close you’re like you know it’s like the difference between you’re in high school you see a girl in your life and you get close and you’re like hmm you know it’s a slight difference between ah and AH you know I mean I do know what you mean I speak the grunt language ha layout so is that a verb or a noun or Leo Giglio genic I think that’s an adjective link something is Leo genic lie an adverb yeah yeah hopefully your girlfriend’s not Leo genic you know kind of okay uh all right number four three three three this is from the sangga holy tribe in South Africa not this means to sleep on the floor without a mat while drunk and naked it’s called passing out I think this legitimizes Pat but legitimizes passing out a little too much if you’re getting it a turn well but this must happen a lot in in South Africa if there’s a word for it you know our friend Greg lives in South Africa yeah he’s reading we should call and ask him if he’s been he’s Reno cute all over himself it’s not disgraceful okay this is another one from Georgia the country and I gotta say this is one of the most useful in this entire list zeg it means the day after tomorrow we thought about this we don’t have a debt we don’t have a name for the day after tomorrow in fact we have a movie called the day after tomorrow it could has been called zeg while hard-won I wonder if when they release it in Georgia if they did call it Z you going to see the head tomorrow hey are you going to see zeg on Zack it the beauty it’s not it’s not only just a word for something we don’t have but it’s only three letters it’s it’s great yeah and it’s like an egg I’m gonna name my next child that yeah and it would be looking towards the future always uh that’s a good one sometimes some day never comes ask Alan Jackson but really the name son I think so pol egg this is a Norwegian word it is a nonspecific descriptor for anything you might consider putting into a sandwich okay I’ve never been making a sandwich and thought to myself I need a non descriptive term for what is appalling I don’t care what it is just what I wanted in a semi as long as I could fit it in the sandwich I think it’s a great term because I’m frustrated by the process of ordering sandwiches at places or you have to like specif subway you have to specify the ingredients everybody gets excited about making choices about things I just met until you and show you have to make the choice I want to point in the picture and then I want you to make the sandwich I’m not picky like some people you know put whatever sauce on their pie leg it up I don’t care just Pollock my sandwich you’re right let me get it you’re right go to Subway and just point at a picture on the menu and say I want that and it will blow their mind it’s they they’ll still ask you every single thing you want green peppers yes they will want lettuce I’ve experimented with this what kind of sauce you want I just make it like the the menu piling it up okay this is a swedish term legume which means not too much and not too little but just right Goldilocks but my beard then come no I would I would agree with the people commenting a little too much every day a little bit more too much I will say that my wife said last night she said I think it might be time to trim the beard that’s it really I was waiting for the I was waiting for the green light from you baby so I’m gonna give it another you know it starting to go into my mouth I’m starting to taste things that we’re on the beard and your lawyer you’re chewing your paw leg and and you get your uh your mustache in there I will trim it it’s not like ohm I gotta trim a little bit here okay another incredibly useful one that sounds like an English word partl this is a Scottish word or a Scots I guess that’s a like a dialect in Scotland is that like a semi sour turtle nope this is the panicky hesitation you get just before you have to introduce someone whose name you can’t quite remember and this happens to me on a regular happens to everybody on a regular basis but it happened to me this past weekend when two of my friends came up and I couldn’t warm with more of an acquaintance and one was a friend of yeah and I was like whoa okay whoa I’m turtling here what am I going to do I’m not gonna say hey you meet you or am I in for some reason I titled for a second and then I remember the names and I went in and I said both names no well I think the great thing about this term is that now you have an excuse now I know what to say when I don’t remember their names it’s like hey Jim meet the buck look at me I’m tardily you know and it just totally defuses the situation no it doesn’t it makes it worse you don’t admit it when you’re tardily you turtle in your mind you don’t turtle in public unless you’re gonna unless you call it tardily in Gipp pants sorry I just think old they speak Japanese and they have a word koi no yokan it’s a phrase actually that means the sense upon first meeting a person that the two of you are going to fall in love koi no yokan foot not love at first sight but this is just a sense that you’re gonna fall in love I believe I had koi no yokan with my wife huh which kind of makes it sound like before when like it means hit me something else haha we had a little cornell Jochen and then it led to a little more Cornell Jochen and then it led to children no it just means the sense that you’re gonna fall in love with somebody I had this sweet I had that though I remember the first time I saw her no I’m coin Oh yogi we knew nothing now she’s running marathons dresses Tinkerbell and all right this one is from the yaghan language of Tierra del Fuego I love that language mama beats the yaghan language mommy ha ha mommy hop in not Taipei lots of syllables this is the special look shared between two people when both are wishing that the other would do something that they both want but neither want to do you know I’m sayin even we both know something should be done and we want somebody to do it but neither one of us want to do it so we look at each other we made that face we’re like like like I’m freezing you’re freezing but I don’t want to turn that heater on over there oh no it’s something like is something that you you know like we’re being attacked you know Oh like look at that bear coming at us I don’t know I don’t wanna but one of us do something with the bear I don’t want a koi no yokan the bear why don’t you point o Jochen maybe we should mom and plan upon taipei to marry all right this is a good one friend shaman this is a german word uh this is like two words this is akin to vicarious embarrassment the feeling you get when you’re watching somebody make a fool of themselves and you feel sorry for them you’re feeling honestly I’m I’m embarrassed because this guy’s making such a fool of himself oh I feel that way around you all the time yeah I guess called frim shaman from shaman c’thun this is one that you could I’m embarrassed for you that’s good this is one you could use with your wife lingo foon c’thun it’s a Brazilian Portuguese charm it means to tenderly run your fingers through your lover’s hair oh baby Camille’s likin c’thun yeah I want to Cologne your your hair it’s kind of redundant that’s what the word means loosely is a house because your wife I’m just going beyond like a Mongolian like a Mongolian boy I want to confirm you final role play thing I’m good yeah I wear I wear like the hell patterning koi no yokan took a funny I’m about to confirm you okay please don’t ever speak that way to me again or your wife feel like I should hang up go cocoon yourselves to stick up for okay Grimm guy is a Thai word um the feeling you get when you don’t want someone to do something for you because you it would be a pain for them this is okay typical grin gisin is when you ask somebody to help you move you know what it is it’s like listen I I would C’thun myself but my hands are so my hands they’re injury so I hate to ask you to do this but could you confirm me that would be what a Grinch I said grin John I know I’m good I in here but could you confirm me boy hmm I don’t really mean that by the way and last the Danish term Kaling I don’t know if I’m saying that right this is the term for a woman who stands on her doorstep or the supermarket anywhere in public really incur tsa’s at her children I’m mom used to do this although she never did that my mom is never a Kaling it’s a verb she would only curse at us with the door closed she didn’t do it in public that woman Kaling oh god mom you never did that I love you my mom watches every episode she does yeah and she’s short she’ll she’ll text me she’ll call me she that’s so sweet yeah but I bet she’s wearing a t-shirt a jacket right now what is she saying she says that I feel like it’s not getting to connect with you every single day mom and I thanks for watching love you mom name is Diane we call her mom and I discover you are the last two people on earth oh man you know what I’ve been thinking I’ve been thinking how great it is to be part of this collective we call humanity I just feel like I’m a part of something greater than myself you know listen she’s been thinking about I have I hate to tell you this but I’ve gone out yonder I’ve been around the world in humanity yeah yeah right and I’ve surveyed this place I got to tell you I say I hate to break it to you we are the last two individuals on earth if you want to get cocooned I’m the only one to do it and I’d rather not
