GMM 2244: Mystery Kit Kat Flavors Taste Test

Where my Kit Kats at? – Let’s talk about that. (gentle upbeat music) Gooooood Mythical Morning. – These days, there are so many Kit Kat flavors, it is impossible to keep up. And trust me, we have tried. – Yes. I’m confident that Kit Kat releasing new flavors will outlive us all. – Well, it’s definitely gonna outlive me because Christy told me it was my turn to sharpen the steak knives this weekend. – You have a turn? – Yeah. – Don’t give, don’t give him a turn. – We alternate. Anyways, maybe our tongues can help us remember where these Kit Kat flavors are hiding. It’s time for: ♪ Memory Favor, Memory Flavor ♪ ♪ Memory Flavor, Flavor Match ♪ Kit Kat. – All right, we’re gonna be tasting a bunch of Kit Kat flavors we’ve never tried. We’re gonna need to identify what the flavor is, but we also have to locate it on our flavor memory board. – I remember that. Behind each number on the board, manned by the lovely Channa Height. Hello, Channa. – Hello, Linca. – Are images of every Kit Kat flavor we’re about to eat plus some decoys. You know how we love our decoys here- – Love ’em. – In the world of mythicality. – Yes. – To start, we’ll get a brief peek and see if we can memorize where everything is. – Do you wanna start selling decoys? – Yeah. – Like floating ducks? – Red herrings? – Oh, red herrings. So we can get really cute with our- – Stay out of this, Channa! Red herrings are way too expensive. – Whoever wins gets to become the lick-a-licious Kit Kat Prince Rememberington. All right. – [Stevie] All right, gentlemen. – It’s that moment. I hate this part. – Oh yeah. – [Stevie] It is that moment. Please direct your attention to the board. You have 20 seconds to look at all of your flavor options and their spots on the board. And remember, these are the locations for the entirety of the game. This time- – I’ll remember that. – [Stevie] This time, though, that we play the game, you’re gonna get one point for guessing the flavor and an additional point for guessing the correct spot. – Oh, updated rules. – Why are we doing that? – [Stevie] Because we felt bad for you. Channa! – No, I thought we did it because- – The people have spoken. – The people were begging for it. – [Stevie] Oh, I’m sorry. You wanted the serious answer. Yes, the people were begging for it. – The people were begging for it. And you know what? – ‘Cause they felt bad for you. – You. Okay, yeah. – [Stevie] All right, Channa. – You are a part of this. I’ll get you a red herring. – [Stevie] Please, start revealing the flavors. – I hate this part, man. This is like so much anxiety. – Oh gosh. What? – [Stevie] And your 20 seconds starts now. – Witch’s brew? (timer ticking) – I get so self-conscious when this happens. – [Stevie] And your time is up. Did you hear my and and the beep at the same, that same tone. I tried to hit it. (crew laughs) All right. – Oh gosh. I tried a new technique and I feel like it failed. – [Stevie] Let’s see. (ominous music) – Kick Kats in a translucent ashtray. I love that. – Yes, yes. Should we sell ashtrays? Ashtrays and decoys? We have an ashtrays and decoys section on mythical.com. – No, I think it just needs to be off like an exit in the middle of the desert on I-5. – No, it’s a pop up. Ashtrays and decoys pop up. We’re innovators. – Mm. So just a white chocolate- – Mm. – Meets some sort of- – That’s pretty nice. – Is there a floralness to it? – Is there a floralness? – I’m going first ’cause I won last time. I have to state what I think it is so that I can have a chance of getting that point, even though that will help you as we rotate around, you know, you can return the favor. I feel like it’s not really coffee-y, but it’s creamy enough that it made me remember that there was a latte on the board. I think that’s all it said. And I actually think I remember where it is. So I’m gonna say latte behind square number seven. – Okay. The first thing that I thought when I tasted it was this is- – How grateful you are to be here. – Yeah. And also, I can’t stop thinking about ashtrays and decoys, but I’m trying to keep myself from running with that idea. – Compartmentalize. – Was vanilla latte. – Oh, vanilla. – I do not believe it’s under square number seven, though. But then I started really tasting it and I was thinkin’ the same thing and then you said it. I don’t taste any coffee. So either this is a not great representation of vanilla latte or it’s waffles and syrup. – Is that one of ’em? (Rhett laughs) – It is, and I believe it is number one. My guess is it is waffles and syrup and that is number one. But it might be vanilla latte. – We have both locked in. – [Stevie] All right, let’s see what’s behind square number seven. – [Link] Fruity cereal. – [Stevie] All right, and let’s see about number one. – [Link] Is it waffles and syrup? Yes. – Waffles and syrup. – [Stevie] So these were pudding Kit Kats from Japan. – Pudding! – Dang. – Oh man. – I didn’t see where that was. I didn’t even know puddin’ was up there. – Said it was creamy, but- – [Stevie] Well, let’s just reveal where pudding is, right behind square number nine. – [Link] Okay. – [Rhett] Oh. Puddin’, number nine. – Nine is fine. I’m gonna start using rhymes to help me remember things. – Well, so we were wrong about our guesses. We were, we got no points. – Zilch. – We’re just morons. (ominous music) Have a melted Kit Kat. – Oh, out of, are they? Oh wow, what happened, guys? – [Rhett] I think somebody put, tried to steal this. – [Link] Are these? – Somebody put it in their pocket. Spent a little day with it. Chase, was that you? – No, that was Davin. (Stevie laughs) – Mm. – Man, it’s so familiar. – Isn’t it good? I mean, nothing beats a normal Kit Kat, which is why they keep trying, apparently. But this is, this is, this is a nice one. I think I know what it is, but I don’t remember it being on the board. Come on, Rhett. – I’m gonna say it’s cinnamon roll, number two. I don’t think that’s right. – I, the first thing I thought when I tasted it was, is that graham cracker? It’s kinda like a marshmallow-y coating on a graham. I thought of like, s’more. And then I listened to you say cinnamon roll and I was like, that’s it. That’s it. (Stevie laughs) It tastes just like cinnamon roll icing out of the can. – I don’t think it’s it, man. I don’t think it’s a cinnamon roll. It has like a hazelnut flavor in there. – It is cinnamon roll, which I am sorry to tell you is behind door number six. – [Stevie] All right, let’s see what’s behind two. – I think number two is cinnamon roll, bro. – No, it is, no! – Why did you so confidently say six? – Because I knew it was over there in that, in that quadrant. – [Stevie] Let’s see what’s behind six. – Bubble gum. – [Link] It ain’t bubble gum. – [Rhett] It’s not bubble gum. – Crap! Bubble gum! – [Stevie] All right. You just had limited edition apple pie- – Told you. I knew it wasn’t. – [Stevie] Kit Kats from the U.S.. – There’s no apple. What? – It has like a fakey apple flavor. – [Link] It’s so weird. – And it does have some cinnamon in it, which is probably why we went to cinnamon roll, but. – If you know, I mean once you’re told, then you know. – [Stevie] Well, it’s right behind spot number 13. – [Link] Unlucky 13. – See? Well, you don’t have to remember 13 anymore, though. – There’s not enough apple in there. – You should take apple pie and 13 outta your brain, like, open up spots for other things, like ashtrays and decoys. – Yeah. (ominous music) – Hey, somebody else put these in their pocket. – What? Oh my gosh! How were, what did you guys do to these Kit Kats? Look at this. – [Rhett] I mean, this one just opened up. This one revealed itself. – It’s like it’s, it’s swollen. I think we’re go, they’re gonna have to lose it. I think we’re gonna have to amputate the Kit Kat. That thing is infected. – The person who kept it in their pocket and went jogging, y’all gotta quit jogging with the props. – On the bottom of this deformed Kit Kat, there’s like- – [Rhett] Crunchy bits. – Crunchy bits of somethin’. – Is that toffee? Is it toffee? – I thought it was a peanut, but is it toffee? – Is it toffee? – It’s not toffee. It’s a peanut brittle. So what is, it’s just like an, it’s an ultra wide Kit Kat with like peanut brittle. – We need to guess, Neal. – I’m gonna guess the ice cream cone that has the nuts on top. What’s that called? The, um. – I’m not giving you any hints here. – But that’s my official guess. – Yeah, the ice cream cone with the nuts on it. – The Drumstick! It’s a Drumstick collaboration. I don’t remember seeing that, but I also don’t remember looking at number- – Drumstick collab. – 14. You think you know somethin’? – I was trying to throw you off a little bit ’cause you were going first, and that’s why I said things like toffee. – It’s not toffee. – I think it’s pretzel, my friend. I think that those are little pieces of pretzel. They’re so crunchy and they’re bready. And again, I feel like I remember that pretzel was at number five. So that’s my guess, is pretzel, number five. – [Stevie] All right, let’s see what’s behind 14. – Come on, let’s get, luck be a lady. – Sugar cone! – Hey! – Whoa! – I’m just gonna be honest and say, complete luck on my part. (Chase giggles) – [Rhett] Good gracious. – [Stevie] All right, and behind number five- – I think I was right. – I think you were actually right. – Pretzel! – And you were right about the wrong thing. – Yep. – You were wrong. – I know the board but I don’t know the flavors. – [Stevie] Man, I wish one of you was right, but unfortunately- – No! – [Stevie] This is chunky popcorn Kit Kats from Canada. – Aw, dang it! – Oh, popcorn. – I was sure that sugar cone was right once you said it! – And it’s so big and melted. – [Stevie] We can take a little peek behind spot number 11. – [Link] Yeah, there it is down there. Popcorn. Dang it. – Well, it would be more fun if one of us had a known what it was! (ominous music) – Hey, Link. – Hey, Rhett. – This is so strange. I don’t, are we in the very fabric of space and time right now? – No, we’re just behind a GMM woven blanket. – That’s right! And you only got a few days left to join 3rd Degree, Quarterly, or Annual to get this thing. I’m talking about the Mythical Society, and this is the woven blanket.. – I’m talking about the Mythical Society 3rd Degree, Quarterly or Annual. – Oh, look at my little beard. – Get. Oh. You got a little colorful beard over a big, less colorful beard. – This makes me think I should start wearing collars like this. (Chase giggles) – That was funny, but I don’t appreciate the time-based jokes. – Okay. I know. You’re still sore about that. – This is pretty. Pink. Lemony? – [Rhett] It might be strawberries and cream, which was up there. – Oh, you don’t think that’s lemon? – But I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that it’s fruity cereal, number seven. – Oh! – And I’m giving you the dadgum answer. – How could this not be fruity cereal? Yeah. – You wouldn’t have known that though, would you? Even though you’re the one who guessed seven earlier. – I was gonna say no, I thought it was lemon somethin’. I’m gonna knock you off of number seven ’cause that’s not the other rule. – That’s not how it works. – So I’m gonna go for number seven and that means Rhett has to choose another number. – [Rhett] That is not how it works. – [Stevie] All right, let’s see what’s behind seven. – Fruity cereal. – Yeah. – Good job, us. – [Stevie] And of course, it is the limited edition fruity cereal Kit Kats from the U.S.. – Can I just say, listen, I’ve had zero points up until this round. I have not gotten any flavors right until this round. But I’m gonna go on record and say my technique is working because I’ve guessed where the things that I was trying to guess all four rounds. So I feel like either my brain, I did somethin’, I drank the right coffee or something this mornin’, or my technique worked. But in this case, it’s not helping at all. So how does that make you feel about life? – I think my question is, with everything you just said, like, what’s my takeaway? – Your takeaway is. – I just don’t think I have a takeaway. – Sometimes just being in the right place at the right time next to the right guy is all you need in life. – Aw. (crew laughs) (ominous music) Green. Now these were not jogged with. That’s the first observation. – These are pristine and green. – These were just bought and placed. You go first. – You know, none of the ones that we’ve taste, they’ve all made, they’re all made with white chocolate. – Except that one that had regular chocolate. – See, but this is when the game gets interesting, because so many squares have been revealed. It’s so subtle. – It is a very subtle flavor. – But because it’s green and it’s a little scary lookin’. – Oh dang it, I was hoping you wouldn’t remember. – I’m, the one of the few that I did remember was Witch’s Brew, which I remember being behind number three. – That’s my guess as well. I was hoping you wouldn’t get it. – So now, you gotta ask yourself, are you willing- – I already knew. Unlike the last round. – It doesn’t, listen. – I’m not taking, I didn’t take the guess from you. I was hoping that you wouldn’t get it. – This game is not about- – I’m not gonna cut you in on decoys and ashtrays. – This game is not about what you know. – I’ll cut you into the ashtrays. – The points are the only thing that matters. – The only thing, I didn’t see any other green flavors. This doesn’t taste like anything recognizable, but because of the green, it has to be like a Halloween edition, Witch’s Brew, number three. Okay. Whatever. – [Link] It’s also a little stale. – [Stevie] The amount of patience that I saw Rhett trying to exercise as you- – I was like, please don’t remember, please don’t remember, please don’t remember. – [Stevie] All right, let’s see what’s behind three. – Witch’s Brew! – And is that it? See that green smoke coming out? – [Stevie] And that is it. – Yes! – Thanks. – Now I’m just happy ’cause I was right. – [Stevie] It’s actually marshmallow flavored cream. – It’s not great. I haven’t really enjoyed many of these. Sorry, Kit Kat. Keep trying. (ominous music) These are joggers. Did you wear joggers while you were jogging? ‘Cause I’ve always found that to be a little too on the nose. – White chocolate. – Man, this tastes just like round one. – It just tastes like a white chocolate. I mean, where is that other flavor? Where’s the special, special stuff? – It tastes like pudding. It tastes like pudding flavor. There’s two other flavors that I’m thinking. I’m just not tasting either of the additional flavors that would make it either one of the things that I’m thinking that it could be. – Yeah. – And you would think that these flavors would be strong. Man, I’ve actually got it narrowed down to three, but I’m gonna go with strawberries and cream, number eight. – [Link] There is no hint of strawberry. – And there’s no hint of the other thing that I think this might be. – And the fact that like, there’s only whiteness in this thing. I don’t think it’s a, assuming you’re right about that being the strawberries square. I gotta pick a square that we haven’t picked. Have we seen number 12? I’m gonna go with number 12. Blind guess. – I know a thing. I think I know what number 12 is and that was one of my potential guesses. I think that’s the latte but I didn’t taste any latte. But I tasted vanilla. I don’t know, man. – [Stevie] So, maybe I missed the strategy, Link, of you not guessing a flavor. – Oh, I forgot. I forgot that part. – [Stevie] Okay. That was the strategy. – I’m gonna guess vanilla latte. (crew laughs) – I don’t think it is. I also thought that it might be- – I did not guess the flavor. – But I’m not gonna. – I didn’t have a guess. – [Stevie] Yeah. – And I forgot to come up with one. So I forfeit that point, I guess. – [Stevie] Okay. – Or guess another flavor. (crew laughs) – I don’t know, like, Princess Toes. – Princess Toes? – [Stevie] Okay. Princess Toes. Let’s see what’s behind number eight. – Strawberry Cream! – Well, you were right about the wrong answer. There’s no way it’s strawberry cream. – [&Stevie] And let’s see, 12. – Princess Toes. – Vanilla latte, just as you said, Rhett. – But if, I mean, but if you got the right thing- – I think that’s what it is. – You still get a point. – And I just think I got lucky. – [Stevie] Well, these were cheesecake Kit Kats from Japan. – Dang it! – I remember cheesecake now. – Okay, don’t say where it is, because we’re tied and this goes to sudden death. – [Stevie] Correct, and Rhett has the first guess to try and find the spot- – This is what you did to me last time. – [Stevie] That cheesecake is on. – I mean, I’m sorry. I have the first guess. Cheesecake is at number 15 for the win! – [Stevie] Let’s see. – It’s 10. – Yes! – Well, what’s behind number 10? – Banana Caramel! – All right. Who cares? Well, shoot, man. You know, there is something funny about sudden death, you know? It’s over like that and you’re like, ha ha ha. – And it always, it’s not satisfying because it’s just because the guy had the chance to go first, he gets to win. – No, no, no, no. – I don’t believe in it. – No, no, no, no, no, no, no. – I don’t believe in on principle. – No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. – This doesn’t feel, this doesn’t feel like a legitimate win. I mean, putting this crown on and calling myself Prince Rememberington just doesn’t even feel justified. – Yeah, I’m definitely wishing for another sudden death right about now. – Thank you for subscribing and clicking that bell. – You know what time it is. – I’m Ryan. – And I’m Anna. And this is the cockatrice. And it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality. (cockatrice chirps) – We’ve got an unlicensed cockatrice out there in the wild? – Where is that? Where is that? – We didn’t come up with it. It’s like a mythical creature from old times. Okay, so we’re fine with this. – Old times? – Old times. – Best times. – Click the top link to find out what kind of Doritos Danny from Sporked wants to invent in Good Mythical More. – And to find out where the wheel of mythicality is gonna land. – [Rhett] To get the GMM woven blanket, join 3rd Degree Quarterly or Annual by September 30th. mythicalsociety.com for details.

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