GMM 2251: Can You Guess Food From The Inside Only? (Game)

Can we identify food from the inside? – Let’s talk about that. (bright theme music) Gooooood Mythical Morning. – I love a good close-up. (crew chuckling) But you know who doesn’t get enough close-ups? – Yeah. Me. – No. Our food. When you look really closely at the inside of a piece of food you get to see how beautiful, layered and complex it is. Like this example here, Link. – Oh, it’s the inside of a piece of food. That ain’t food. What is that? – Is that the sky? – [Link] That looks like a map. – Is that Jupiter? – Is that clouds? – [Rhett] Is that the surface of Jupiter? – [Link] What is that? – [Rhett] It’s a filling. – Oh, it’s- – It’s a cherry pie. – No, she’s not. – It’s a donut. – It’s a jelly donut. – Okay. You see how fun that was? So who knows the insides of what goes into their insides the best? It’s time for Mystery Countdown Theater, Inside Food Edition. – Just like that. Not actually a cherry pie, a jelly donut. – Yeah. – We’re gonna be shown an extreme close-up of an image of a food item prepared by the Mythical Kitchen that has been cut in half. Our job is to identify the food before the image completely zooms out. – Of course, the faster we click our buzzers and correctly identify the food, the more points we get. And at the end, the loser will get an extreme close-up of a food in slow motion. I think I can picture what that’s going to be. And since I have won the last three times, Link. – Oh God. – This is getting boring. I brought my collection of lucky four-leaf clovers to keep that winning streak alive. You know about my collection? I’ve been collecting these since I was a little kid. They’re all very precious to me. – Oh. – Every time I see one I take it and I put it on this plate. – What a coincidence, because I brought my lucky leaf blower. You know, I have a collection of lucky leaf blowers. – Oh, cool. – I definitely brought that today, just coincidentally. – Well, hopefully it’ll work for you. (blower humming) (blower humming continues) – Let’s play. – [Link] Oh, it’s gonna be a close-up. Looks like a Petri dish. Nine points. (bright chimes) – [Stevie] Rhett? – You can’t. There’s no way. If you do, I’m already gonna be angry. – I’m going to say cucumber, but my secondary answer is pickle which is technically a cucumber, so please. – [Stevie] Listen. – My secondary answer? – Yeah. I’m not playing that game today. Yeah, I need one solid. Now I’m angry. – Yeah. – Yeah. – Okay. Pickle – [Stevie] Incorrect. (electronic buzz) – [Link] What is this? (bright chimes) – Oh, dang it. – [Stevie] Link? – I believe it to be a, my primary and secondary answer is kiwi. – Yes – [Stevie] Correct. – Yeah. Look at that. – [Rhett] Oh, that’s beautiful. – There’s the seeds. – It’s so complex. – And you know- – Let’s have a jamboree. I’ll bring the kiwi. – Oh, I see how this is gonna go. (crew chuckle) – That rhymed. – Mad Dog is going to rhyme with the thing that it is. – Look at how the kiwi is perched on like two stilts. It’s like it’s got legs. This could be the next Marcel the Shell. Manwell the Kiwi. – Hmm. How about we come up with something like Lee the Kiwi? Or hey, how about we rhyme with kiwi? – How about Keana the Kiwi? – Andy the Kiwi. Well, you know, we’ll workshop it. – All right. – Yeah. – I’m not gonna get confident yet. – [Rhett] Oh, gross. – [Link] What is that? (bright chimes) – [Stevie] Link? – A Philly cheese steak. – [Stevie] Wow. Bold and incorrect. (electronic buzz) – What? There’s green. – Those are green peppers and cheese, man. And onions. (bright chimes) – [Stevie] Rhett? – I believe it is a Big Mac. – [Stevie] Correct. – I believe it is a Big Mac. – Look at that. What’s wrong with that? – I won’t give you any slack if you did not know that was a Big Mac. – I don’t know if it is a Big Mac. – That face he made. – It looks like a Big Mac that you got from a restaurant that was trying to make a Big Mac like McDonald’s, but it wasn’t McDonald’s. It was like a place behind McDonald’s. – You know, that could be a character. Keana the Big Mac. – Yep, yeah, yeah. I’d watch that. Then we get Jenny Slate the voice (indistinct) though. – Here we go. – [Rhett] Oh, this is hairy. – [Link] Oh, I’d have a guess, but I’m a little scared. – [Rhett] What in the world? (bright chimes) – What In the world? – [Stevie] Rhett? – I believe it is some sort of cabbage. – Some sort of? – [Stevie] Incorrect. (electronic buzz) – [Link] What is this? What is? (bright chimes) – [Stevie] Link? – What is that? A artichoke? – [Stevie] Correct. – That much purple? (bright chimes) – Well, all right, look- – This isn’t a joke. That’s an artichoke. – Artichokes mostly not edible unless you’re like an animal with certain types of teeth. – Well, if you cook it in enough cheese, my man, it’s edible. – My man. – Come on, my man, you’re losing. Keep buzzing in first before you can have any clue what this is. – [Rhett] This is interesting. Blue and red. – [Link] What? (bright chimes) – Oh gosh. – [Stevie] Link? – Umeboshi plum. (crew laughing) I saw seeds – [Stevie] Incorrect. (electronic buzz) – I mean, it’s got Jell-O and that looks like a anus. (bright chimes) – [Stevie] Rhett? – Jell-O anus. – Did you say Netflix got anus? Is that what you said? – I said it looks like Jell-O and it’s got an anus. – Oh, Netflix got anus. – I saw the whole thing and I don’t know what it is other than a Jell-O anus. – [Stevie] I will give it to you. It’s Jell-O and I just like that you tacked on anus. – Oh, is that like a raspberry? – Jell-O mold. – Okay, so it’s fruit. – Was that a raspberry? – It was a raspberry. A raspberry can look like an anus if you cut it in half. That’s what we learned today. I’m surprised Lucas didn’t mention it. He had the opportunity. – Does that work the other way around? – I don’t know. I don’t even wanna think about what you just said. – If you cut your anus in half. (Rhett screams) Don’t worry. “We’re Still Good,” I still got half my anus. – See, that’s how it works. – If you don’t know, we developed a party game with our friends at Spin Master. They’re legit. That makes us more legit. Being at Amazon.com for your purchase ability makes it most legit. You play this game with your friends, a party game that laughs in the face of disaster. It’s so much fun. – “We’re Still Good.” – I swear, “We’re Still Good.” – “We’re Still Good.” – “We’re Still Good.” Do it, come on. – It’s good. You’ll be good. – Get it, get the game. You’ll love it. I’d tell you how to play it, but you don’t need to know that. – There’s directions inside. – [Link] This is a tough one, isn’t it? – Yeah. – This whole thing. – [Rhett] I don’t look at my food, I just eat it. – [Link] What in the world is that? Good gracious. (bright chimes) – [Stevie] Link? – Noodle soup of the chicken. Chicken noodle soup. – [Stevie] Correct. (bright chimes) – Is that spiral noodles? – [Link] Look at those. Technically. – Oh. – That’s chicken noodle soup. – I was gonna say that wasn’t technically cut in half until Lucas proved me wrong. – Again. – Look at that. – He cut the can in half. You cut the can in half? He cut the can in half. – But you took it out and cut the can in half and put it back in, didn’t you? Didn’t you Lucas? – [Lucas] No. – I saw that there was some noodles that were cut in half. Man, that close-up of that chicken made me not wanna eat the chicken. You know what I’m saying? You know, my boy? What did I say before? – Don’t. Are you kidding? – My man. – Yeah. Don’t take me from my man to my boy. You can start with my boy and then go to my man. – My cous. – I’m not your cousin. – My friends. – I gotta dig out of a little hole here. – [Link] Oh, there’s a hole. Dig out of it. What is this? Oh my goodness, oh my gosh. (bright chimes) – [Stevie] Rhett? – That is a clove of garlic. – [Stevie] Correct. – How did you know that? (bright chimes) – Because I’ve cut it before. – [Link] Oh, it’s cut. I keep forgetting it’s cut in half. – It’s garlic. – It’s garlic. Hey, Lucas- – Hold on. That’s not a clove of garlic. That’s like 18 clove of garlic. What is that? – [Stevie] I mean, technically it’s a head of garlic. – I know, yeah. – It’s a head of garlic containing many cloves. Half point? – Do you want? Are you gonna take the point? Is that how you wanna play the game? You wanna do that? You wanna take the point? You wanna take the point? – No, I don’t wanna take the point. I just don’t wanna give you the whole point. I mean, is it a clove of garlic? – Well, I thought that that was the name of, I understand what you, yeah, the whole thing, the head of garlic. – Nah, I’m gonna give it to you. – You know what I mean. I knew it was garlic. – But I gotta keep you on your toes. Oh, that looks good. (bright chimes) – I’m taking a chance. – Rhett? – Honeycomb. – [Stevie] Incorrect. (electronic buzz) – That’s a good guess, dude. That’s a freaking good guess. – [Rhett] You know, I had to go for something. – It looks like a cobbler to me. Oh. (bright chimes) – [Stevie] Link? – Carrot cake. – [Stevie] Wow. Correct. – Yeah, that’s the part of the carrot cake when I eat it, I do get that close to it. – I knew it when you said it- – Like the cream cheese layer- – That you we’re right. – And it’s like, is there actual carrots in this? – [Rhett] Oh man. – [Link] You can’t beat a good carrot cake. – I have an idea for a new animal. It’s called a ferret snake, but that’s just a carrot cake. – Okay. That was more creative. – [Lucas] Thank you. – A ferret snake. So, what part of it is ferret? What part of it is snake? – [Lucas] Straight down the middle. – Oh? – Yeah. – One half snake, one half- – [Lucas] One half snake, one half ferret. – Ah, that’s awkward.. – [Link] There’s another hole, see? What is that? (electronic beeping) – [Stevie] Link? – It’s a clam. – It’s a clam. You guessing for me? – No, I’m mean to say that’s what it looks like. I know it’s not. – All right. It’s lasagna, dude. – Oh, shoot, it is. – When I eat lasagna, I get that close to it. – Dang. – [Stevie] “Oh, shoot,” it is. – It looked like it had a mouth. – Dang, I think I need to look at my food. – He’s a lasagna. – No, I can’t do that. – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Lucas is canceled. (Link and crew laugh) There, you saw it, it happened. – You wanna end it right here? Do you wanna give up? You wanna forfeit? You wanna do one of those- – 11. Oh- – What’s it called? A pity? – Oh, you’re gonna taunt now? – A pity. – You’re gonna look really bad if you lose when you taunted at around nine. – Never happened. This never happened. I’ve never gotten overconfident and lost this in the end, Mr. Three Times In a Row. – [Rhett] Oh gosh. – [Link] You better buzz in now, man. – [Rhett] I got nothing. – [Link] Hella like Petri dishes to me. (bright chimes) What in the world? – [Stevie] Rhett? – Apple pie. – I thought apple pie in like half of these. – All of ’em. – Yeah. For some reason. – [Stevie] Incorrect. (electronic buzz) – Oh, whoa. (bright chimes) – What in the world? – Link? – This is, Almond Joy’s got nuts, Mounds? No, Almond Joy. – Wow. That’s a cross section with the Almond Joy. – Wow. Yeah. – It’s pretty incredible. – [Stevie] I was told- – That is scary. – [Stevie] Not to accept anything else. – That’s an Almond Joy. – Well, yeah, it wouldn’t be Mounds. – No rhyme? – [Stevie] It says, “Not accepted, any other candy bar.” Like that’s a very specific- – Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. – [Stevie] And you had to recite the jingle to yourself. I don’t know, I’m impressed. – You thinking about extra points, aren’t you? Is that what you’re doing? – Okay. – You’re over there. – I’m down by 13, so what number? – You scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours. – No, whenever this happens- – Not literally. – Not that this situation. You’ve never been in this situation that I’m in right now, of course, but when you are hypothetically in the situation what I typically might think about you- – Oh, I know what you- – You say. – You know what? – By this certain number- – You know what? – You can get 13 points. – You know what? You know what, Rhett? I’m such a, you know. I want you to make it- – Make it believable. – I want you to be engaged in this. – Make it believable. – I don’t want you to, you seem like you don’t care anymore. It’s like, let’s make this interesting. Let’s make this interesting. – I probably wouldn’t have said that much. – If you get this one by nine points. – Okay. – Or 10 points. – Nine or above. – I will actually give you 14 points. – Oh, that seems fair. (bright chimes) (crew laughing) – You can do it, man. – Rhett? – This is the last one. You taking it to the psychology of what could it be. – Oh my gosh. It’s just whiteness. I’m going to say a s’more. – People are squirming. – I was gonna say marshmallow but I was like, they wouldn’t just do a marshmallow. I’m going s’more for the win. – Right. – [Stevie] Incorrect. (electronic buzz) – [Link] Okay. (bright chimes) – [Stevie] Link? – Oh, man, there’s. It’s a White Chocolate Macadamia Cookie from Subway. (crew laughing) I saw- – That was very specific. – [Stevie] Incorrect. (electronic buzz) – See, I gave you another chance to redeem yourself. (bright chimes) – Rocky road ice cream. – [Stevie] Yes. You got it. (bright chimes) – This is it? Okay. – You got five points. – Which incidentally has the same ingredients as s’mores. – Rocky road ice cream. – Oh, you can keep that, Lucas. – Lucas abandoned the the rhyme scheme. – Yeah. Well, you can’t put him in a box. – He started doing other stuff. It was really- – Well, if you put Lucas in a box he’ll cut it in half and get right out of it. – All right. So, you know what? – You tried hard. – The loser- – But you gotta. You eat your food so fast you don’t- – Yeah, I haven’t been looking at my food. I gotta look at my food to prepare for this. – You get an extreme close-up of a food. – A slo-mo extreme close-up. – It’s a hard-boiled egg. (crew chuckling) (indistinct background noises) (crew chuckling) It disappeared. – Hard-boiled egg. – It disappeared. (crew laughing) I think that was like one of the best moments we’ve ever had. Thanks for subscribing and licking that bell. (Link and crew laughing) – Was that a Freudian slip? – I think we should start licking them now. – You know what time it is. – Hi, I’m Amanda and this Little Mythical Beast and I are having a Mystery Countdown Theater Marathon. And it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. (link squeals) – That’s a happy boy. – And they look just alike. – Click the top link to watch us figure out what everyday items should be made out of food. How about a phone case and Good Mythical More? – And find out where the Wheel of Mythicality is gonna land. Get some friends together and pick up our party game, “We’re Still Good,” from Amazon.com.

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