What dark secrets are we too chicken to reveal? – Let’s talk about that! One, two, three, four! (chaotic ukulele playing) (cheerful theme music) – Good Mythical Morning! – Welcome to actor, writer, producer, You know him from Family Guy and Robot Chicken and more. It’s Seth Green! – Give us one of these. (crew cheers) Yeah! There it is there. There it is. Yes! – Thank you. – Thanks for being here, man. The legend. (crew laughs) (Rhett laughs) – Yeah, that’s right. That’s right. – Tell a story of my history. – All right. So we want you to be telling the stories. How open are you to revealing provocative truths about yourself for the entire browsing internet to hear? – Here’s the hard part. The reality of being on camera since I was seven years old is there’s not a lot of mysteries unrevealed. – Oh, really? – Challenge excepted. – You think you’ve shared it all? – It’s not that I’ve shared it all, it’s just that anything that anybody was actually interested in got asked and discovered, and I don’t care. – All right. Stay tuned for the uninteresting stuff. It’s time for, “It’s the Ultimate Game of Chicken, So Don’t Be a Ween! If We Cry, We’ll Look Foolish in Front of Our New Friends Seth Green!” (playful music) – So as fans of Robot Chicken, we have invented our own game of Chicken today. – Yes. – We’re gonna be facing off to see who’s willing to answer embarrassing or compromising questions. And those who chicken out have to eat nasty chicken dishes. – Yes. – One of which is already hidden under this cloche. – It’s just like pieces of wood (Rhett laughs) covered in chicken sauce. – Yeah. Well, we’re gonna find out. – It could be. Yes. – They probably went all out. – Yeah. – Okay. So Stevie’s gonna ask us the provocative question. We got 10 seconds to decide if we want to answer it. – And this is how we decide? – Yeah. By buzzing in. (rubber chicken squawks) Now if time runs out before you buzz in, you gotta eat that nasty chicken dish and if two people buzz in and say that they wanna confess something, the third person is forced to eat the dish. Okay? All right. – Okay. – Whoever answers the most questions will be named Confession Brian. – God, I want it! I want it! – Yeah. (crew laughs) All right, Stevie. – I think I want it. – What’s that first question? – [Stevie] Okay, guys. Your 10 seconds is gonna start right after I finish this first question. – All right. – [Stevie] Over the course of your careers, what professional project is the one you are most embarrassed to have been a part of? (clock ticks) (rubber chicken squawks) – Oh, oh! (rubber chicken squawks) (crew laughs) (Rhett laughs) – You don’t have an answer. – But now I have to eat. – Yes, you do. – Is it that I chickened out or that I’m not embarrassed of anything I’ve worked on? – Well, I’m gonna say, and listen, I’ve dealt with this, I’ve talked about it in therapy, I’ve talked about it on this show. It is a 2007 show on the CW called Online Nation. (crew laughs) Remember that? You were there. – Yeah, your shirts were dumb. (Rhett laughs) – Hey, I didn’t make the decisions, man. – Yeah. Do you know about it, Seth? (Rhett laughs) (crew laughs) – You know about the Blockbuster hit? – What happened? – Canceled after four episodes. It was a television show- – Online Nation. – We hosted. – Wow! – The best internet videos out there. – I mean, congratulations on getting a show. – Yeah. I mean, yeah, right. – It was- – That in itself is an accomplishment. – Yeah. That’s pretty awesome. – Yeah. – What about you? (Seth laughs) (Rhett and Link laugh) – So you know I love new technology, and there was a point where video games were foraying into a kind of choose your own adventure format. – Okay. – And one of the leading products was a make your own music video and each of the prompts. So we had to film, like, the, “Wow, that was a great video! Try and push the button on the right.” – Oh! – And what I’ve left out of this is that the signature pop superstar that governed the entire thing was Marky Mark Wahlberg. – Oh! Nice! – And so, I was one of the four… I think we were like nerdy teen one through four and I was number two and I was like, “I know all about paints and brushes! ” (Seth and crew laugh) – Paints and brushes? – Well, ’cause it’s supposed to be, like, an artistically themed thing. And I was the one, this is the best thing, when I was, like, 15 through 19, I let my hair grow really long ’cause I figured I’m never gonna play any of these handsome leading men guys. So instead, I’ll play, like, the weird guy that’s his buddy who’s like, “Hey, man. Maybe you should drink this.” Right? – Oh. – I’m like, “I’m a corner the market on the guy who’s like, “Nah, forget about that girl. You should make a bet that you’re gonna get that girl!” – Yeah, yeah. – That’s what I… – I’m not getting either! – Yeah. There’s no way for me. Look, bro, 10 years from now, I’m still gonna be here, and that’s okay. But you gotta make your way to MIT! (Rhett laughs) So it’s not really the most embarrassing. But then I got to make “The Italian Job” with Mark and somebody was like, “Hey, Mark. You know he made that video thing. Remember that old video game?” He was like, “The what?” (Rhett laughs) – Yeah, he remembers. – And then I had to explain, “Yu remember, like, making the video?” And he was like, “Nah, I don’t remember that.” I was like, “I’m glad you don’t. I’m glad you don’t.” – Right. Yeah, yeah. Have a Wahlburger. – But you do and we do. – [Stevie] Okay, Link. Take a look at what you’ll be chowing down on. – [Rhett] Oh, gosh! – [Seth] There’s marshmallows in that. – Is that raw? – Yeah. It’s a chicken salad casserole surprise, which is surprisingly something we invented, which is red jello with chicken. – Oh! – It’s really salty, and some ambrosia-y elements with marshmallows. – Geez! I’m so sorry! – Is the chicken cooked? – Yeah. Sniff on that. – Yes! – It does smell like chicken, is the hard part. – Hmm. (Link shouts) (Seth laughs) – Wow! – You wish you had confessed something? – That’s bad. This was a stupid decision that I made, to wait to. (rubber chicken squawks) – Right. – Oh God! – I know it’s mean to say, but I’m glad it was you. (playful music) – [Stevie] Okay, here’s your next question. Which of you is willing to reveal the following? Rank your love making skills from one to 10 and provide reasoning for that ranking? (rubber chicken squawks) – Oh. – Oh! (rubber chicken squawks) You’re out, buddy! I’m not gonna eat something again.- Okay. All right. (Seth laughs) – Tell us all about- – It is done. – Your love making skills, Seth. – Well, I don’t know if you’ve noticed this, but I’m a short, redheaded, strange guy with a funny name and a ton of personality. So really young, I realized if I was enthusiastic about ever making love with literally anyone (Rhett laughs) I was probably gonna have to put more effort, more study, more prep ,and more passion into anything if I was even gonna rank above anybody that was another option for any of the girls I was coming on. – This is sound reasoning. – Yeah. So foreplay, ton of effort. So one to 10, I set the scene, I make a mood. I create the opportunity for success in this situation. – Okay, you, like, build dioramas? – I mean, whatever it takes. If your girl’s into dioramas you, she’s gonna get a diorama. – Oh yeah. (crew laughs) – Yeah. – Yeah. – My diorama foreplay game is also strong. – This is what I’m saying. – Yeah. – Okay. – Game recognize game. – Sorry. I can’t say anything. (Seth laughs) – But I am saying, like, seven. – So seven on the foreplay? – Yep. Yep. – I put a hard nine on the foreplay. – Oh wow! (crew laughs) – Yeah. – Real hard nine. – ‘Cause the truth is, guys, the foreplay, if you do it right, everything else comes quickly. – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. It’s right. – Yeah. Yeah. – I’m gonna move on to the results. You know? And it’s not all about- – Pregnancy. – Pregnancy. – Right. (Seth and Link laugh) Right. Right. You know? It’s that everybody gets what they came for. – Yeah. Oh! – There it is. – Okay. – Assuming they came for it. – Right. (Rhett laughs) And I got a pretty good record of that. (crew laughs) I’m gonna give myself an eight, like, for- – Completion. – My partner. I mean, for me, it’s- – Oh, for what- – That’s the easy part. – What’s your- – Me, it’s the easy part. – Five star review. (crew laughs) – Yeah, I’m going for a five star review. And, and a lot of yelping. Yeah, definitely. (Seth and crew laugh) – Okay. All right. – Yeah. Yeah. – I appreciate that. Lot of yelping. Am I just gonna just sip on this? And there were three of these. – Please. – They were prepared. – Take a nice, big sip. – They were. What circumstance would’ve allowed us all to have this? – Oh gosh! – Look at us over here. We are the masters- – What is that? – The master lovers. – That’s, like, musky. (Rhett shouts) That’s like musky clam. What is that? – Oh! It’s wasabi! Oh, it’s so thick with wasabi! (Rhett shouts) – It’s a nice, spicy chicken smoothie for you. – Oh man! – Can you taste the chicken? No, all I taste is wasabi. – Now you make me want to try that. – You don’t want- – Try it. – You don’t it. – No. – You don’t want it. (crew laughs) – Nope. (playful music) – [Stevie] Okay. Your next prompt is, “Read us the last text exchange you had.” (rubber chicken squawks) – See? Ha, we got you! (Rhett laughs) You’re gonna have to eat something, Seth! – Yeah. (crew laughs) (indistinct) – Okay. (Seth laughs) – My last text exchange was with you. (Rhett laughs) – Okay. (crew laughs) – I’m not gonna say any names ’cause this is a group thread. Okay? – Okay. – Is your in the group thread? – It’s not my last text though. – Okay. Well then, I’ll go first. – I have other people I talk to. – Okay. (crew laughs) This is just friends. “How long of an adventure are we looking for? (crew laughs) Roughly how many days? The longer, the deeper you can go.” (crew laughs) Other friend, “That’s what she said.” Other friend, “Blank has a lot of experience with this.” Link says, “I was thinking two full days plus a fly day on either end, like before, to keep it to four days.” – Ayahuasca? (Link laughs) – Seth! (crew laughs) You stinker. (Rhett and Seth laugh) – My last text message was from my wife. She sent it twice for some reason. – Don’t come home right away. (all laugh) Having those windows treated. – Hey, did we have a trash can mishap this morning? (crew laughs) – She’s talking to her little boy. (crew laughs) Now did we have a trash can mishap this morning? (Link and Seth laugh) Link! (Link and Seth laugh) It’s okay. You can talk to me about it. – I know you did it, Link. – Does she mean did a bear show up? – The trash can was turned over onto a bush that then it, like, eradicated the bush and then there were, like, nacho chips all over the street. So I got everything up, except for all the nachos. So I think she came out to just, like, a street full of nachos. – Oh, the old trash can mishap. – How did you get a street full of nach… Like, how much nachos were you throwing away? – Yeah, that’s the real question. – Bags and bags. – Yeah. – When you order extra guac, they give you more nachos. – Right. Well, their theory is, “God, we made millions of these chips and then we started bagging them.” – And then, what do I do? – You try and eat those chips. I perch them on top of the trash so the animals can just throw them everywhere! Seth, this is gonna be great. I don’t know what it is. – That just looks like a nice, little dumpling. – It’s right here for you. – It’s just a dumpling. – Yeah. Jesus Christ. – It’s just a dumpling. – So what’s the word? Is it a bite or just- – [Nicole] Whole thing. Whole thing. – Whole thing? (Rhett laughs) Who’s these A-holes? (crew laughs) – Mm-hmm. – Already, huh? – [Stevie] They’re sour dumplings. I mean, they’re filled with malic acid dumplings. – It won’t hurt you. – Just dumplings – But also chicken. – Ugh! Geez! What does that taste like? It’s tastes like an atomic Warhead. – Yeah, exactly. That’s what they put on those. – Oh, that’s not terrible, it’s just like, instead of it being, like, blueberry, it’s chicken. (Rhett and crew laugh) – Coming to a store near you. – You’re welcome. – Well, I swallowed it. (playful music) – [Stevie] What is something an ex of yours was better at than your wife? (rubber chicken squawks) – Oh! (Link and crew laugh) Seth! That was a quick one! – Okay. – I didn’t hear the last part, but I still have an answer. – Gavels down! (laughs) (alarm buzzes) – Ex better? – It’s too late, Link. – Wait. So no one? – Oh, it’s over. – [Stevie] Just Seth. Okay. – Just Seth. (crew laughs) Just Seth. We’re gonna eat. (alarm buzzes) I’m eating on this one. (crew laughs) – What does your ex outdo your partner? – I did have an ex that was way better at letting things go. – Oh, oh, oh, oh. – How often do you bring this up with your wife? – Never. My wife has such a good memory that she’ll occasionally say, “No, no, ’cause you remember that time that this thing happened?” I was like, “Oh, we agreed to let that go.” (all laugh) – Didn’t we? – That was years ago. – [Rhett] Okay. – [Stevie] Luckily, this is something that Link likes. – Oh no! – So it looks like a chicken leg. (crew laughs) – It’s cat food, isn’t it? (crew laughs) It’s a cat food chicken leg. – There’s no bone in this chicken leg. – He likes cat food. – Well, Fridays offers the same, kinda. (crew laughs) – His palate’s weird. – No, I don’t like cat food, dude. – Okay. – I like dog food. (Seth and crew laugh) – Well, meh. – So what is it? – It’s cat food. – Oh no! (crew laughs) What did you do? – At least it’s fried. (Seth and crew laugh) – Oh, Seth! – Yeah. – Man! – Yeah. – I should have said something about one of my exes. (all laugh) (playful music) – [Stevie] Okay, guys. This is the last round. It all comes down to this. Seth is in the lead. And your final question is, “Who is the rudest celebrity you’ve ever met? And tell us what was so bad about them.” (rubber chicken squawks) (crew laughs) – Gosh. – I don’t- – Oh man! Oh gosh! – [Stevie] Five seconds. – Come up with something! (rubber chicken squawks) Yeah. Okay. (alarm buzzes) – So I’m stuck eating this thing – You’re stuck eating it. – And it honestly, it was more of, like, what’s the rudest celebrity I’ve met? This was an easy answer for you. – [Seth] Yeah. – You knew immediately. I think you were there for this. 1998? Maybe ’97. – Oh, come on. – The Charlotte. We were in a hotel in Charlotte and we got on the elevator with Ric Flair. (crew laughs) Remember this? – I thought it was Greg “The Hammer” Valentine. – No, no. The WWF at the time was there. We got on the elevator with both of them, separate times. – Oh yeah! And he was a jerk. – [Rhett] Ric Flair was a complete A-hole to us. – Weird. – And I think you- – He seems like the nicest guy. – I think you asked him to do- – Right? – Every time I’ve met Flair, I’m like, “Hey, Ric Flair!” He’s like, “Hey!” (Rhett and Link laugh) – Right. (Seth shouts) – So Ric Flair- – Oh, you did it? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. (all laugh) – Ric Flair, you still have an open invitation to the show, anytime you wanna come on. But you were not nice to us in Charlotte in the late ’90s. Seth? Seth? (Seth laughs) Can you outdo that? – Yeah. (Rhett laughs) When I was nine years old, I did a spot on Saturday Night Live when Mary Gross was one of the on the scene anchor people for the news and she did a whole thing about what kids think about the Christmas holiday. And I was a nine year old kid and the whole gag was, like, these kids are not talking about the magic or the joy of it. They’re like, “The commercialism! The consumerism! It’s a little exhausting.” So when I came to do that bit, I’m hanging out in the green room, nine years old, and I’ve never really actually told the story, but sitting on the arm of a sofa, there’s nobody there. There’s a TV on and I’m like, “Hey, can I change this channel? ‘Cause I don’t wanna watch this show.” And it turned out to be Eddie Murphy was like, “Yeah, but you gotta change the channel.” So I climb up on all these shelves and I change the channel. He thought that was really funny. And then, I come and sit down, we’re watching CHiPs or whatever. And so, Bill Murray was hosting the show and Bill Murray, as everybody knows, he’s great with kids! So he- (all laugh) – Oh! – He saw me sitting on the arm of this chair and made a big fuss about me being in his seat. And I was like, “That is absurd. I am sitting on the arm of this couch.” There are several lengths of this sofa. kindly F off.” And he was like, “That’s my chair.” And then, one of the other kids who was in the bit saw him and was like, “Hey, aren’t you Bill Murray?” And me, not wanting to seem stupid or like I didn’t know anything, I said, “The Bill Murray?” (all laugh) And then, my mom goes, “You know, since he’s the Bill Murray, you should maybe give him his seat.” And I go, “I’ve never been more indignant to be told that the arm of this chair. Are you this much of a jerk? You’re this rude to tell a nine year old to get out of your… What is this power play?” He picked me up by my ankles. (crew laughs) I know, right? Gasp! Oh my god! Held me upside down. You have to remember, when I was nine years old, I was probably less than four foot. (Rhett and crew laugh) He dangled me over a trash can and he was like, “The trash goes in the trash can!” And I was screaming! (crew laughs) Screaming. And I swung my arms, flailed wildly, full contact with his balls, full contact. (crew laughs) He dropped me in the trashcan. The trashcan falls over. I was horrified! (Link laughs) I ran away, hid under the table in my dressing room, and, like, just cried, cried. And was like, “Oh my god! I don’t wanna do this show! I can’t believe this happened! I’ve never been so embarrassed in my life!” So turns out it was Eddie Murphy and Tim Kazurinsky, they come back and come into my room. They’re like, “Hey, everybody knows Bill’s a dick.” You know, “He’s hosting the show. He’s probably really, like, nervous about it. You be a pro.” Right? “The show must go on. You be a pro. You’re a pro, right?” And I was like, (sobs) “I am a pro! (all laugh) I’m a pro!” – I’m a pro. – Yes, I did. – Wow! – I did. I went and did it. Wow! – I went and did the bit. And we’ve never seen each other since. But the best part is I ran into Eddie, like, super randomly and he was like, “You climbed up the thing to change the channel.” And I was like- – Really? – Yeah. Yeah. – Wow! – Couldn’t even believe it. And he was like, “Congratulations.” (all laugh) – Congratulations. You stood up to The Bill Murray. – That is great. – You know what I’m saying? – He’s kinda like your wife. He doesn’t let things go. I guess. – The thing everybody says about Eddie Murphy, he’s got the best memory in the business. Never drinks, doesn’t do any kind of drugs. He’s still razor sharp. – Point taken. – Yeah. – All right, Link. You get to have a spoon full of… It looks like pate to me. Ugh! (Seth and crew laugh) – What is that? What is it? – It’s chicken fat and other fat. – Ugh! – Chicken fat and other fat. (Rhett laughs) – [Stevie] It’s just fat. – Ugh! – That was baller though! Like, the way you took that down, that was impressive! – Oh gosh! I can only imagine what that tastes like. But you know what that means? Seth, with four points, You do win the game today. (Link gags) You are officially Confession Brian. – Yeah! (rubber chicken squawks) – Take that, Bill Murray! Take that! Whoa! Big thanks to Seth for being here today! Catch “Family Guy” on Sunday nights on Fox. Be sure to check out “Robot Chicken.” All 11 seasons are available to stream on HBO Max. – I do feel like it’s important to say, I love Bill Murray’s work and I consider him- (crew laughs) – Yeah. – One of the most important cultural icons that we have. – It’s okay. Listen. – But when I was nine years old, he was very rude. – Yeah, if he picks you up and holds you upside down, you’re gonna punch him in the balls. – That’s the agreement. Yeah. – Yeah. – Yeah. Right. – And you’re his answer to the same question. 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