Welcome to “Good Mythical More,” here we are. We’re gonna talk about plucking, marrying and grilling chicks. Birds. Birds from the world of animation. It’s gonna be controversial. But first, let’s give a $30 gift card to the mythical.com store to Mythicalmark because Mythicalmark repped that merch out in the wild and used hashtag merchicality. We found you Mark. I see you Mark. And we’re gonna give you some- I’m looking at you right now. Some money so you can get some more merchicality. Just go wild Mark, just go wild. You know how this works, Rhett. This is kinda code. Right, ’cause pluck means… It still means… Yeah. And marry still means- Marry. And grill still means… You gotta grill, kill something to grill it. And our first placard here has everybody’s favorite nun chicken, Lady Kluck. Is this a nun? What is she? This from Robin Hood? She’s not a nun. What does she do though? She’s like a royal. Maid. She’s a royal maid? Oh, is she like, Maid Marion? She’s the lady-in-waiting of Maid Marian Okay. Where’s she waiting for? Let’s find out, I’m gonna pluck her. She’s very energetic and feisty. Okay, ’cause, well, we have to agree on these. Oh, we had to agree? I’m just wondering what’s under that dress. I mean, we’re definitely not gonna pluck Tweety Bird. That’s not gonna happen. Toucan Sam, you know- Where’s he gonna put that toucan? Toucan- Where’s he gonna put that beak. You know, Toucan Sam, he’s a colorful individual, he’s probably up for anything. But his voice is kind of annoying. I think I might grill him though, because I think I might wanna find out, he just seems like it would be fun to eat him. You get it and shut him up? I definitely- Not a lot of meat on Tweety Bird. But Tweety Bird has a good heart and you wanna marry somebody with a good heart. How old is Tweety Bird though? Probably like 100 at this point. Oh really? I’m going with how long they’ve been around. Lady Kluck is from 1973 and Tweety is from 1942. Yeah, 73 years old. Dang, Tweety old. I’d marry a 73 year old person if I was, you know- Tweety is male? I wouldn’t discriminate. “Although his ambiguity was played with.” This is what it says on his- His ambiguity was played with? What does that even mean? This is Rainbowseniors.org. Ooh. Rainbow Seniors? Rainbow Seniors, this is the website that we’re on. “Tweety Bird had an original name, Orson.” “The name Tweety is a play on words, as it originally meant sweetie, along with tweet being an English onomatopoeia for the sounds of birds.” Okay, his characteristics are based on Red Skelton’s famous “Junior the Mean Widdle Kid.” Red Skelton. The mean widdle kid. Okay. I still don’t see what his name was, what did you say Stevie? Orson. Really? Orson. Tweety Bird is not named Tweety? Well, he is now. Tweedy Pie. Well, you can find out, you’re gonna spend a long life with him. You don’t want to eat a canary though. With her. With him? Too small. Too small. All right, so we agree- Okay wait, what was your rationale for marrying Tweety because- A matter of- You remember Tweety’s like general presence? Not really. No. What’s it like? Kind of annoying. More annoying than Toucan Sam? Oh yeah. At least Toucan Sam like knows directions, you know? It can, okay. But what was your rationale? I don’t wanna, I don’t want you to change, I’m just asking what was your, you just wanna taste a toucan? Yeah, it looks fun to eat. Yeah. It looks like something you get from an ice cream truck. I mean, the Fruit Loops are amazing. I get hungry when I look at Toucan Sam. I bet his meat tastes like Fruit Loops, you know? Yeah. That’s all he’s been eating. Yeah, fruity meat. Stevie’s not happy with it. Stevie wanted us to kill Tweety. No, no, no! I’m googling- Stevie wants to kill Tweety Bird. I’m saying, can you eat- I’m Googling, can you eat toucans? Well a canary… You probably can, but you’d probably get in trouble for it. Toucans soup. Oh, really? Gee whiz. Toucan meat can be prepared in a number of forms from fried to smoked- See we can do that. Much like chicken or turkey. You can smoke that toucan. Look at that. And then keep his colorful beak. Oh! But the indigenous tribes of the Amazon consider eating toucan meat to be unlucky. Oh, well, we’re rolling a dice. We’re rolling a dice. Considered to be unlucky, all right. Oh, here we go, now we’re talking. Who we got? We got Woodstock from the “Peanuts”. We’ve got Foghorn Leghorn. He talks like this. Yeah, yeah. And then you got Camilla? From the “Muppets”. What does she say? Does not speak English. She just makes noises, makes chicken noises? She’s the love of Gonzo’s life. Oh. Good enough for Gonzo, good enough for me. But she just acts like a bonafide chicken, right? She doesn’t speak, she just buk, yeah. Gonzo is in love with a literal chicken. Like not, there’s no non-chicken characteristics about this chicken. I love the “Muppets” man. You’re just in a relationship with a chicken, that’s it. Gonzo loves Camilla, but sometimes he chases after other chickens because he’s not always sure which chicken is which. Gonzo so cray. If you grilled Foghorn Leghorn, you’d be eating for days, man. Because I have a feeling that those feathers are not doing too much work, if you strip those feathers off, it’d just be kind of that underneath. Yeah. But again, what, see the Woodstock is kinda like the Tweety of the last round. You don’t want to, you don’t wanna get sexual with Woodstock. I do feel like Foghorn Leghorn could talk me into some things that, you know, at the beginning of our interaction, I don’t think I was up. His last name is Leghorn. Right. Which kinda is like another name for penis? Yeah. The old leghorn. Foghorn Leghorn. Yeah, let’s learn about him. You know, I wanna know what a night with Leghorn’s gonna be like. He was inspired by a senator, a blustery Southern politician. He’s got a lot of bluster. I say, I say, is he the one who said, I say, I say, I say? Yes. “Directly inspired by the character of Senator Claghorn, a blustery Southern politician.” Huh. “Played by Kenny Delmar on Fred Allen’s popular 1940s radio show”. So he was just like a guy that came in to do like an impersonation of a Southern politician? Oh and look, we’re blindfolding him, so he didn’t know how we’re gonna pluck him. So we gotta eat, I mean obviously, I mean, Gonzo wants to marry this chicken, but I’ve eaten chicken before, I’m quite fond of it. It just tastes good. I mean, this is nothing but a chicken. Well, it’s a Muppet chicken, maybe you don’t want to eat it, if you wanna go literal. I don’t wanna marry a chicken. You wanna marry- ‘Cause I wanna keep eating chicken. You wanna marry a little bird? Yeah. I mean- They’re all gonna be a bird. Woodstock- yeah. That’s the weird thing about this exercise. Woodstock is gonna be quiet. Trying to make it make sense of it. You know, Woodstock is not annoying. Woodstock is not quiet, you just can’t understand what he says. Snoopy’s the only one who understands why he says. Okay, so it’s kinda like marriage. It’s like, yeah, she’s talking, but I don’t think I understand what she’s communicating. Yeah, yeah. We’ve been trained for this. We’ve been doing that for 20 years. Yeah, we’ll marry ol’ Woodstock. And I can grill a chicken. I have seen you do that. Seen you grill a chicken. All right, so we’re locked in here. Foghorn Leghorn, up for a good time? Call us. Midterm Elections are coming up, so we wanna remind you, you go to votelikeabeast.com. Let your voice be heard. Well, you don’t vote there. Have we earned your trust? You can check your voting status, you can register to vote, and you can stay informed on the issues. It’s a portal to election education that we have created to empower you to exercise your right to vote, so exercise it. Votelikeabeast.com. Please. Feeling good about these. I feel like we’ve made only right decisions so far. What other birds do we have? We got Donald Duck, we got Zazu, what, is that from “Lion King?” Is this from the “Rio” movie? “Lion King.” Oh, okay, so that’s the original “Lion King” and then we’ve got Nigel, which is from what? “Toy Story”? “Finding Nemo”? “Finding Nemo”. He’s the Australian. He’s hilarious. I could have him in my life in a relational way. Zazu, was he Gilbert Gottfried? No, he was John Oliver in the new one. John Oliver in the new one. I kind of wanna grill Donald Duck to see what kind of noises he make. Rowan Atkinson, “Mr. Bean”. You’re not gonna kill him first? You’re just gonna grill him alive? I wanna grill Donald alive and see if, and just see the noises that come out of him. He’s already angry. It’s not like, how much more angry is he gonna get when you’re grilling him alive? I think it would be funny, he’s a cartoon, think about it. Like you can do anything to a cartoon and then they’re just back the next episode, usually the next scene. That’s true. We can move these around. You don’t have to feel bad about it. We can move him around but Zazu, let’s talk about his personality. “As the king’s majordomo, he’s knowledgeable, diplomatic, and stern.” That’s the kinda wife I need in my life. Well, but also that’s the kind of person you wanna have like flings with, somebody who’s close to the king, it’s just like, you know, it’s just like, it’s not my wife, it’s just somebody I frequent and get information from. “Unfortunately, the demanding and sometimes dangerous nature of his job has left Zazu with a considerable amount of anxiety and emotional instability. Yeah, so you don’t, yeah, you don’t, you want that in a one night stand, but not a relationship. “He is prone”- Emotional instability. “To falling into a panic when things go”- Look what you guys are making us say. You’re making us say these things. “He can be irritable and snappish.” Oh yeah, yeah, you really just wanna get in, get out. Get it on, get it over. And if you marry Nigel, you might get dual citizenship or something. Isn’t that how it works? Well, your man pelican children will, you know. Yeah. I seem to remember he had a very positive vibe. Yeah, he looks positive. I can’t really remember what he does in- And he’s got a good sense of morality, you know? “Hatched in a nest on the roof of the dental surgery place, Nigel has fancied himself as an expert on teeth ever since.” Okay, well, there’s that as well. Yep. Donald Duck’s Wikipedia is huge. He’s been around. And he, I didn’t realize this, he apparently has a rivalry with Mickey Mouse. He’s shown that he’s jealous of Mickey and wants his job as Disney’s greatest star. Yeah. Never, not gonna happen. But he’s angry. He’s always angry. Talking like that? Yeah, that’s the noise I wanna hear when I put him on the grill. Kill him and grill him. Grill him, then kill him. All right. That’s what we said. He gets so angry, his whole face just turns red. Okay. Chan, what’s this say? Chancellor? Chanticleer. Chanticleer. And what does this say? Upside down? Cornelius. Cornelius from, what is this from? Cereal? Is this from Corn Flakes? Yeah. And then the Road Runner, of course. So Chanticleer is from what? “Rock-A-Doodle”? He was like an Elvis. 1990 Live action animated musical comedy. Yeah, I didn’t see “Rock-A-Doodle”. I did not see that. So he’s Elvis in chicken form? Yeah. All right. “Very cool, kind, friendly, romantic rooster”. Wears jeans. “Talented singer”. “Even if the others believe that he is a fraud.” Ooh. Okay, so he’s complex. Oh, he thinks that he’s the one who brings the sun up every morning but then- So, he thinks he’s pluckable, but- Yeah. We don’t know about that, I mean. You can’t catch the Road Runner to pluck it. That’d be a real quick pluck. You know what I’m saying? You wouldn’t even know what happened. Mi-mip. I don’t think you could catch the Road Runner to grill it, marry it, or pluck it. But… I don’t wanna pluck anything with eyes like that, you know, kinda dead in the eyes. This seems already dead and it’s associated with food, so I think we just grill it. I think we grill the Cornelius. Yeah, but I don’t wanna marry this guy. All right, well, let’s pluck him and let marry the Road Runner. He’ll always be gone. Look how meaty he is. You’ll have so much freedom, he’ll always be gone. Sometimes- On the road. Sometimes you marry somebody and you’re mad that they’re gone and then sometimes you’re like, it’s actually kinda cool that they’re gone all the time because I have my own life. We know, I discovered that there’s an additional love language. Running? Of course you talk about the five love languages, the way that, okay, this is the way that I actually receive love, it’s good to know what someone’s love languages are so that you can love them in the way that they can actually feel it. Which may not be the way that you experience love. There’s a book about it, there’s all, it’s a very, what’s the word I’m looking for? Popular. Common. Christian as well. Oh, it’s, yeah, there’s a Christian bend to it. But the principle of love language is not necessarily- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Spiritual or religious in any way. But there’s a sixth one, space. Oh, that’s mine. It might be yours now at this point. A little space. You know, some people like quality time, some people like physical touch, some people like acts of service and then compliments, and then I think the fifth one, did I say physical touch already? I wasn’t listening. That’s because you gave me space, which is now the sixth one. Right, right, right. My love language is not listening. Yeah. So people say space, I guess it shows trust. So Cornelius, his nickname is Corny, he could not crow until he ate a bowl of Corn Flakes. He got the ability? And then that gave him the ability to crow. What a story that is. If you marry him, you’ll have to hear that story all the time. You know how you hear the same stories? Yeah. Oh, here she goes, I’m gonna go get something. I, you know what? I was thinking about that the other day and in long term relationships, you know that you tell your partner the same story over and over again, but the way that memories work, you often completely forget that you’ve, both people completely forget that story’s been told or the same thing’s been talked about, you know what I mean? You tell Cassie the same story over and over again? No, I think if people went back- It’s a bedtime story. And they analyzed all 10 years of episodes that we’ve done for Main Morn. Oh, you’re talking about on here? Yeah. No, just in general and in long term relationships, which we have as well and it is exhibited on the show, I think you could study the number of times you’ve told, or we’ve told the same story or same general conversation has been had and you can like study how that works through a 10 year period of time. Oh yeah, we could have a longitudinal study of that because of all the work that we’ve done here. I like this idea, but we might be too busy plucking the Road Runner. Oh, not us. I’m just saying for anyone listening, please go ahead. And finally. Kevin, is Kevin from… “Up”, he’s from “Up”. Pixar’s 2009 film, “Up”. What does she do? Her name’s Kevin. Tritagonist. She’s a she. “Kevin is the female tritagonist”. What’s a tritagonist? What does that mean? Somebody made up a word. What is a tritagonist? A third lead character? No, I mean that might be- The person who is third in importance after the protagonist and the deuteragonist. Hold on, is that, do y’all think that- In an ancient Greek drama. Kevin is the third most important character in “Up”? Well, female. What about the dog, the boy and the old man? No, it’s female, female tritagonist, so the third most important female. Oh. Okay. I’ve never seen “Up” before. Who are the two most important females in Pixar? In Pixar history? I don’t know, I’ve never seen “Up” before, so are we saying Kevin is the only? What? Stevie! I know. Oh my gosh. The only female in the entire movie? Yeah, we met her after she dies in the film. I think that we’re pointing out a problem with this movie. They’re gonna make you cry in the first five minutes, I’ll tell you right now. I cried in the theater like a little baby. Well, there’s Big Bird and then there’s Mr. Owl, oh, the tootsie roll owl? How many licks does it take to get to center? Boy, you gotta pluck that boy, right there. I got something for ya. This guy’s got some resolve. He’ll lick until it’s gone. Yeah, that could be a good person to marry though. Do you want that one time or all the time? That’s a good point. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It’s good point. Breaking out the tootsie roll tonight. I mean Big Bird is human sized, larger than humans. A lot of meat, lot of meat, lot of meat. Well, no, I was saying just to have more of like a- Oh, something to hold onto. Something to hold onto. Yeah, yeah, lot of meat, that’s what I was talking about. And then you can grill this guy, that’s what I’m saying. That’s what I’m saying. This is the party I’m showing up for. I can get down with that, I can get down with Big Bird. A one, a two, a ka- Oh, but he does get impatient and bite it. Ah. Well… Doesn’t he get impatient and bite it? Yeah, but you gotta just be quick on the draw. Go to votelikeabeast.com to get ready for the midterm elections!