GMM 2284: What’s The Worst Chip?

Can we figure out the worst snack in the pack with a little Cornhole? – Let’s talk about that. (bright music) – Good Mythical Morning. – You know how when you’re eating a snack that is a mix of other smaller snacks. – Yes. – You know. – And there’s things that you prefer and there’s things that you don’t prefer. – Yes. – And if you’re somebody like you a lot of times- – You pick ’em out. – You might leave a lot of things that you don’t like behind. – That’s my way of voting against those things existing, Rhett. – Well, you know what? I do think that the general population probably has some trends and maybe even the Mythical Beasts out there, (laughs) yes, that’s exactly what we’ve done. We’ve surveyed you and asked you what some of your least favorite parts of mixed snacks are and we’re gonna see how well we can predict what you don’t like. – By tossing Cornhole bags. – By tossing Cornhole bags. – It’s time for Scorn Hole, Worst Mixed Snacks Edition. – Welcome to the Cornhole field zone. – Cornhole. All right, we’re gonna be tasting different mixed snacks or packs of snacks and guessing which piece in that mix you voted on as the worst by tossing those color Cornhole bags right down here at the board. Each color corresponds to a flavor. The bag for the worst snack is worth the most points and whoever wins gets a sweet little hug from our resident little corny grandma. – Oh, corny grandma. Let’s get started. (upbeat music) – [Stevie] Okay, guys, we’re kicking things off with Chex Mix. Now there are six types of pieces in a bag of Chex Mix. – But there’s only five here. – [Stevie] Exactly because the Mythical Beasts said the best is the corn Chex. – Yeah, the corn Chex, yeah. – Okay. – And this is the wheat Chex- – Of the- – That’s left. – Remaining five. – Wheat Chex. – [Stevie] Which did the mythical beasts think is the worst? – That wheat Chex is pretty good, too. – Well, I gotta tell you, personally the best is the rye chips for me. – Oh, I call this like a bagel slice. – But I think that- – Isn’t it a cross section of a bagel? – I think that people don’t think that they, people think they don’t like this but it’s the best. – I like it because you, there’s not as many of them in it. Square pretzels. – I mean- – Round pretzels. – If you don’t like this, why would you like this? – Yeah, they’re the same. – [Stevie] I really like how you guys are mixing it up in terms of- – And look at these guys. – [Stevie] Order tasting. – Mini bread sticks. I think this is a big loser. – That’s really, that’s bad just tasting it up here. – I don’t like pretzels that much either. If I had my way, I would just have the other thing, this thing and that thing. I agree, the pretzels are, pretzels and that bread are the worst. – And update from last time we played this game, we’re not choosing our bags here. We’re gonna choose them as we play ’cause that’s gonna be a lot more fun, I think. – You wanna go do it? – Let’s go do it. (upbeat music) All right, Rhett, you won last time so you go first. Make your first bet and first toss and we’ll alternate. – The thing is is that people looking at a list of the ingredients in Chex Mix and people doing what we just did, two very different experiences. – Yeah. – Do people know that breadsticks are bad? That’s the question. ‘Cause Chex keeps putting them in there. – I think so. – I mean, I’m going with bread sticks because I thought it was definitively the worst. – [Together] Oh! – I almost got a Cornhole. – You rimmed it. Okay, I agree, I never call them breadsticks. I hate them so much I didn’t even refer to them. – Yeah. – That stuff. – Yep. The piece of Chex Mix that shall not be named. – Yes. – Oh! – That’s an additional two points no matter what, huh! – Okay, wow, okay. I feel like now that you’ve done that, stop enveloping. You’re trying to, trying to get into my path here. Okay. – [Together] Oh! – You’re teetering on it. – Okay, and now- – Where you going now, Neil? – See, I gotta tuck my shirt in right here. – Yeah, you need to tuck. – I gotta get a little- – You need to tuck. – Because I had a little, you know, I had a little obstruction. – Yeah, right. – Shoot. See, now I gotta take a couple of things into account. – Yeah. – Should I start- – I’m teetering. – Hedging my bet? I don’t think I’m ready to hedge my bet and I don’t wanna push you in, I wanna go- – Don’t push me in. – [Link] I wanna go over the top of you. – Well, try that. – And go in the hole again. – I’d like to see that. – You’ve really blocked me from another sinker. ‘Cause you’re a stinker. Over the stop, just like Stallone. – Oh, hey, but you put yourself in, man. – They’re both in there, huh? – Okay, uh, wow, so you’ve got two purples. – Yeah, man. That whole is like a magnet for my corn bag. – I feel like, you know what? What if we’re wrong? – You better start hedging your bets even though- – I think that the bet- – If we’re right, you’re losing. – I’m going completely against instinct here, personal instinct, and I think that just people out there on the internet don’t think they like the rye even though it’s my favor. – Whoo! – Yeah. – Dang, we- – Whoo! – We’re tossing diamonds- – Yeah, we are. – Today, man. – Shoot. – [Link] Rye is my favorite, as well. – Don’t bet against yourself, man. – [Link] The whole two pretzels thing. – What are you gonna do with two pretzels? – Does it mean that they didn’t vote for any pretzels? – I don’t know. – It’s definitely not the wheat Chex. – It might be, though. I don’t know. – See, now that you’ve hit the hole with that, I- – [Rhett] No. – [Link] I’ve gotta go there. – Everyone’s saying, Link, don’t do it. Don’t do what Rhett did. – If we’re right about purple, I’m winning. But if we’re wrong then I’m losing so I pretty much have to do this and I have to hit the hole. – Okay. – Oh, stay on there, whoo, it’s still on the board. – So you went with rye chips. You’re on the board. Man, the pretzel, the pretzel of it all. – This is your last throw, homie. – I think that people looking at a list and they’re like what do I want to get rid of and they’re like there’s two pretzels. Everybody, oh, square seems bad. It’s like, you know, you call somebody who’s no fun a square. Well, you did in the 50s at least. – I didn’t call anybody anything in the 50s. – That’s right, you weren’t even a twinkle in Charles and Sue’s eyes. Okay, I’m going with the square pretzel. Don’t know how I feel about this. Oh, man, I almost knocked you off but I knocked myself off. – Almost knocked me off but you knocked yourself off. – [Rhett] That’s exactly what happened. – So now I am gonna back clean up with my confident vote. The breadstick has gotta be the thing you voted against. All right, magnet hole, pull me in. So! So, nice. – Let’s add ’em up. (upbeat music) – Now, this is such a confusing game. I have no clue what’s happening. – [Stevie] Well, I’m gonna reveal to you what the worst one is but I’m gonna, there’s gonna be some suspense. – Okay. – [Stevie] And I’d like to stay by saying that I agree with the two of you that the rye chip is the best one. – [Rhett] Right. – [Stevie] In order of increasing worseness, we have round pretzel for one point. – And then square. – [Stevie] Square pretzel for two points. Wheat Chex for three points. – People didn’t like the wheat Chex? – [Stevie] Mini breadstick for four points. – They said that this was the worst? – [Stevie] Which means the worst Chex Mix flavor according to Mythical Beasts is the rye chip, meaning the green bags were worth five points. So Rhett, you got 13 points this round and Link, you got 21 points. – Dang, that’s a good round, 21 points. (upbeat music) – [Stevie] Let’s go a little sweet this round. – Okay. – [Stevie] So we’re talking about a standard box of chocolates. According to Mythical Beasts, the best flavor in a standard box of chocolates is milk chocolate truffle. – Oh, yes. – The old truffle. – [Stevie] But before you are the worst flavors, the five worst flavors. Which is the ultimate worst? – Hey, listen, I think it’s strategic for us to not taste these because they didn’t taste them when they made the decision. You just have to go on, I shouldn’t even look at them. – I’m looking at them, I’m looking with them. – And I’m not looking at you, I’m not looking at you. – What are these? – Because they couldn’t do that. – What are these? Oh, I smell it, it’s, well, the way that I always found out was I would just put my thumb through it, you know. Oop, that’s a cherry. – You did that and then you didn’t eat it if you didn’t like what you saw? – My grandma, she would just go ahead and eat ’em. And what’s this one? – You were a bad kid. You were a bad kid. – You need to smoosh on it a little bit and you’re like oh, I don’t want that one. – If you did that in my house you got, they made you sleep outside. So chocolate covered cherries, orange creme. – [Link] Ew. – Chocolate covered peanuts, coconut creme and then this is solid cream. What does that even mean? – [Stevie] Solid chocolate. – Oh, solid chocolate. It says solid creme back here, the one I’m reading. Solid chocolate is the, there’s no way that’s the worst. Cherries, coconuts and orange are all polarizing. Some people are allergic to peanuts. – Oh, yeah, it could kill you. (Rhett sighs) (upbeat music) – Okay, Link, you’re in the lead. – All right- – You’re first. – So I gotta go first. I think that you voted sending orange, let’s see, could be orange cream or coconut creme. I think more people hated orange creme, so I’m gonna start there. This is my official answer for you. My official answer for me is well- – [Rhett] Who’s you in this scenario? – [Link] All three of these. – [Rhett] Me or them? – Them. – Good. – All right, so orange creme for the hole. – Dang. – Oh, yes! – Man, Lucas, why are you bowing your head? – [Lucas] ‘Cause I was like whoo! – Yeah, he’s like whoo. – Dang it, I was gonna say orange creme, too. – You think that’s the, you think that’s the worst, all right. – I feel like it’s the most polarizing. Lots of people don’t like cherries or coconuts like you but I think orange and chocolate is something that people are kind of like, eh, they don’t wanna think about it. – It sounds gross. – Shoot, but then I’m just doing what you did. I don’t like- – Yeah, that’s embarrassing. – It’s not a winning strategy. – Yeah, that’s embarrassing. You need to do something different. – I’m going coconut. – Oh, oh, oh, oh. – Man, that hole is just- – Whoo! – Sucking our bags in, man. – Yeah, it is, suck ’em right in. – Okay, so now that we’re tied up. – What you gonna do now? We’re not tied up, though. – [Link] Oh, yeah, ’cause you chose a different thing. – Some people are- – Cherries. – Some people are allergic to peanuts. – A lot of people, I think a lot of people don’t like the cherries. So I’m going for it. Oh! Hang on, baby! – Okay. I’m going back to orange because I do think that’s a good guess and you’ve already got one in there. Oh, okay. – You almost knocked me off. Now, I could try to knock you off. – But you might knock you off. – But that’s gonna be so much gonna knock me off probably. – [Rhett] Yep. So much. – I’m gonna so much go for coconut creme now ’cause I gotta split things up. Gotta diversify my investment. – Right, this is a portfolio we’re making here. – Whoo! Whoo hoo hoo! That one’s gonna fall, baby. – I’m going back to orange creme ’cause I feel good about that one. I don’t know what’s gonna happen to your blue bag there. – Knock the blue bag in. Yeah! – Aw, dang. – Oh, crap. All right. I haven’t given any love to- – Peanuts. – Peanuts. – And I’m not going to or socolate, socolate. – Socolate? Socolate cholid. – I really think orange creme is it so I’m going back there and I’m gonna slide into the- – Down and through? – The DM, you know what I’m saying? – Oh, my goodness! – Did you see that? – Oh, my goodness. (Link laughs) – Okay. – It’s my day. – I’m getting a cherry on top here. – Oh. – Dang it! – You just couldn’t pull it off. (upbeat music) – [Stevie] Okay, so in order from worse to worser, we have chocolate covered peanuts for one point. – Yep, those are cool. – [Stevie] Solid chocolate for two points. – Okay, we’re in a good spot. – [Stevie] Coconut creme for three points. – Yes. – [Stevie] Chocolate covered cherries for four points. – Yes! – [Stevie] Which means the worst chocolate in the box- – Man, you killed it again. – [Stevie] According to the Mythical Beasts is orange creme, meaning the yellow bags were worth five points, so, Rhett, this round you got 19 and Link you’re back with a 21. – And finally we agree. The orange is the worst. – Yes. (upbeat music) – What better way to celebrate Thanksgiving tomorrow than with AHDIAS. – AHDIAS. – AHDIAS. – Are you talking about “A Hot Dog is A Sandwich?” – Yeah, we call it AHDIAS around here. – AHDIAS. – It’s the Josh and Nicole podcast where they debate your favorite food quandaries. There’s a special Thanksgiving episode, which is airing today. So get it wherever you get your podcasts, all right? It’ll make say AHDIAS. – AHDIAS. – Is this a variety pack of chips? – [Stevie] Yes, it is. It’s the classic Frito-Lay variety pack. There are six kinds of chips in the variety pack and the Mythical Beasts said that the best was nacho cheese- – [Together] Doritos. – Okay. – [Stevie] So which is the worst of the remaining five? – So we got Ruffles have ridges. (chip crunches) – Crunchy Cheetos, which I think is just Cheetos. Cool Ranch Doritos. – Lays classic. And Fritos, corn chips. So, are you gonna taste any of these to be reminded of how awesome they are? – No. – Because again- – You can’t just eat one. – I feel like tasting them is only gonna throw the logic off. I feel like the logic has been relatively sound. We were both very good in terms of our logic in the last round. – You’re just trying to see where you were just as good as me. – But you’re in fire with, you know, a lot of pressure coming into the final round with a lead. – La, la, la, la, la, la, la. Let’s go. (upbeat music) – Okay, Link, you’re up. Big lead, 10-point lead. – This is such a nice board, look at it. I think Ruffles. People like to hate on Ruffles. They don’t think they like them. Ruffles could be the lowest. – [Rhett] People don’t like ridges. – [Link] Cool Ranch Doritos, that could be like one of the best. Fritos don’t get a lot of love. Mm. I don’t know about regular Cheetos. Flamin’ Hot, people love ’em, but like- – They do. – Regular, they don’t get, Cheetos don’t get a lot of love but I’m gonna start with Ruffles. Whoo! – Okay. – That’s a little short of the hole. – All right. I feel, like I’m just going off of having eaten out of a pack before and gone back to it later and seeing what was left. – Mm-hmm. – I feel like I see Fritos a lot. So Fritos. – Whoo! – Okay. – You have really blocked me from the hole. You’re such a hole blocker. – Hole blocker, that’s what they called me, not in high school. They called me that in middle school. That was my nickname in middle school, hole blocker. – Why? You should never explain. – Yeah, I’m not gonna explain it. – Man, you could be, you could definitely be right about the Fritos. I gotta go to Fritos. – [Rhett] Oh, come on, what if I’m wrong, though? – I’ve gotta go to Fritos. – What if I’m wrong? – And I don’t wanna knock yours in. I’m gonna try to go over the top in the hole. Oh, gosh. Off the board. Oh! What a forfeiture. Of a round. God. – [Together] Oh! – Your one purple sent the other purple in the hole. – I tried to get them to both drop, man. – So you doubled down on Fritos. I’ve got to represent Fritos. – You don’t have to. – I have to because you’re, it’s either Fritos or Ruffles for me. – You don’t have to, man. – Have to and now you’ve left the hole just gaped for me. Yes! – Dang it. – Yes! Yes! – Okay. – Now I gotta, my Frito only strategy. – Mm-hmm, you gonna- – Doesn’t make as much sense but, I mean, I got two more rounds. I gotta see what we can happen here. – See what we can happen. Whoop, whoop, whoop! I’ll tell you, man. We’re some hole lovin’ boys. (Rhett laughs) ‘Cause we are- – Dude. – We’re feeling good today. – You see what happens. When you bring your game, I have to step my game up and today I can’t keep up with you, man. I didn’t know, what’d you eat this morning for breakfast? – Your lunch, baby. – I usually, I usually don’t have to try this hard. And now I’m like dang, I really gotta try today. I should have, I should have tied my shoes up. – Are your eyes watering? – I’m about to cry, yeah, ’cause I’m trying. All right. I’m trying as hard as I possibly can. – So what, what’s in the hole? – Don’t tell him. – Is it, is it, what’s in the hole, Lucas? – Don’t tell him. You can’t tell him. – All right, fine, see, you haven’t thrown any Ruffles. It’s gotta be Fritos. – Oh, it doesn’t have to be Fritos, man. It could be Ruffles. – I’ve already hedged with the Ruffles. – It doesn’t have to be Ruffles, Fritos. – You’ve only thrown Fritos. – I’m a Frito guy. – And I’ve missed the board entirely with a Frito. – But you, you don’t have to do Fritos. – And I could actually count these. – I was gonna say that, but I didn’t want to. – Yeah, you’ve only done that. – You don’t have to do Fritos, though. – I have to. – But if you don’t land on the board, then you really leave the door open. So really just getting on the board is what you’re trying to do here. – Yes! – Oh, no. – Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. I think I have to hold this. – He’s quadrupled down on the Fritos. – Ah, dang it. – And has not hit the hole. (upbeat music) – [Stevie] Okay. – I feel like it’s anybody’s game. I have no clue. – I think I needed to hole that to win, but I don’t know. – [Stevie] In order of increasing worseness, we have crunchy Cheetos for one point. – Oh, wow, that was number two. – It’s the best. – It’s popular, yeah. – Yeah, yeah. – I’m surprised that it beat Doritos. – [Stevie] Cool Ranch Doritos for two points. Well, remember I told you that the best one was the nacho cheese- – Yeah, yeah. – Doritos. – [Stevie] Oh, yeah, sure, okay. Original Ruffles for three points. – People like those better than Lays? – [Stevie] Classic Lays for four points. – I knew it, man, I knew it. – Uh-uh. – [Stevie] Which means Fritos for five points so, Rhett, this round you get 24, Link, you get 10, which means. – Yes! (bell ringing) Fritos! Fritos! – Ruffles are not better than Lays. What? What’s your problem? – Man. Sometimes a Frito only strategy pays off. Man, I had to really try, though. Let me tell you. I tried as hard as I, every try that I got, I got out. – Bring out the corny grandma. (Rhett laughs) – Where’s the corny grandma? I need my hug. (crew laughs) – Hello. – She’s very, she’s very handsy. – How did this happen? – You look like you go down as smooth as microwaved butterscotch. – Okay, thanks corny grandma. – Would you like to go back to my- – No. – Condo? – Nope, nope. – And Turner Classic Movies and chill. – Take some Ruffles and enjoy the ridges. – Ooh, I like them ridges. – I shouldn’t have voted for Ruffles at all. – Yeah, you should have gone with Fritos only strategy. – Thanks for subscribing that clicking that bell. – You know what time it is. – Hi, my name is Lisa. I’m from Switzerland and I’m about to taste American snacks for the very first time and it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. – Two kinds of Coke, man. – You got some good ones. – Click the top link to watch is play telephone twister in “Good Mythical More.” – And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality’s gonna land. What better way to celebrate Thanksgiving tomorrow than with a special Thanksgiving “A Hot Dog is A Sandwich.” Get it wherever you podcast.

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