GMMore 2284: We Play Telephone Twister (Game)

Welcome to Good Mythical More. Telephone Twister, that’s the game that we’ve decided to play today. Why is it, how is Twister a part of it? I don’t know. Are we gonna have a like a plastic sheet that we all have to like get uncomfortably undulated on? Maybe, let’s find out. I wasn’t told that though. But first, let’s Boogie Down Now. Come on in crew! I brought a, I brought a bandana. Where did that come from? In the back of my. Oh, you’re doing that now? Yeah, yeah. ‘Cause he’s an engineer. Wow okey. Because he has an engineering degree. Okay. It’s my railroad pants, Stevie. Stevie, listen you are my pants inspiration. I thank you for saying that. I do like your pants. Sorry. You like my pants? You have a pair of those still? Yeah. those are cool, Links are cooler though ’cause they have, they’ve got a better detailing than the ones I have that are pretty old. You’ve got something right there. Hey guys. Hi, Hey. You guys ready to play telephone twister? Yeah. No, check it out. You wanna know what the Twister part is? Yeah, it’s good to have a hanky. You gotta have one. So. She’s gonna tell us the Twister part. This photo of these beautiful people. Oh. – These are Other Crew Members. Also Mythical Crew Members. They have – David Hill, Barbara, Amy, KG, Trevor, Nicole, and Mikayla. Very good, Link. Yeah, you named them all. They have played this exact same game of telephone. So the phrases, they played the same phrases and their end results, I’m gonna be comparing to your end results to see who better matches the original phrase. That’s the twist. Sorry to disappoint. Oh, that’s the twist. Oh. – Yeah. No actually, I’m not disappointed at all. I don’t think any of us wanted to play Twister. We can just sit in our chairs. I did not stretch. We are very close though. Okay, so we’re gonna alternate who goes first. We can, I’ll just start on this one and we’ll just send it from me to Link. How ’bout that? To start off with. Well, Chase, I love your accessories today. Grandma gave that to you? Yeah, a little old lady flirted with me and then gave me these pearls. Well, I thought it was a puka shell necklace. I didn’t look close. Okay, I’m gonna read this one. I heard that there was like music that was gonna play. Oh yeah, yeah. So when they were, the other crew members were doing telephone it was like, there was some noise in the room. So we’re gonna add just some noise right now. Let’s just go ahead and preview that. ♪ I’m so tight, so stressed ♪ ♪ Need someone to ♪ So yeah, go ahead. ♪ Oh yeah, that’s the spot ♪ ♪ I like the way you work my muscle knot ♪ ♪ Put some oil on my back ♪ ♪ Give me two-handed attack ♪ ♪ I had a real hard week and I want you to rub my feet ♪ ♪ I’m so stiff, so stressed ♪ ♪ Need someone to rub my chest ♪ ♪ Oh yeah, that’s the spot ♪ ♪ I like the way you work my booty knots. ♪ ♪ I’m so tight, so stressed ♪ ♪ Need someone to rub my neck ♪ ♪ Oh yeah, that’s the spot ♪ ♪ I like the way you work my muscle knots ♪ ♪ Put some oil on my back ♪ ♪ Give me a two-handed attack ♪ ♪ I had a really hard week and I want you to rub my feet ♪ ♪ I’m so stiff, so stressed ♪ ♪ Need someone to rub my chest ♪ ♪ Oh yeah ♪ Got it. – Okay. Big baboons bounced their butts on Benz’s. Ah, surprisingly not bad. Babbling baboons bounced their big old butts on a brand new bend. So we took out some descriptors, you know. I’m gonna say – But we did good y’all. In terms of translation, We kept it intact job. You did, you did beat the other crew members. But I do like what they wound up with which was, “Bad bunny, bad parenting, bad vibes”. What? Wow, they did really bad. Now I will say, Lucas. Yep. Did not whisper in my ear. He just, he spoke at full volume. I don’t know how to whisper. You don’t know how to whisper? He can’t whisper, I learned that. Some people can’t whisper? Like, do a whisper. What would you like me to whisper? See? Chappie? What would you like me to whisper? What would you like me to whisper? What would you like me to whisper? What do you want me to whisper? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That’s not that bad. No, you have to – you gotta whisper. Engage like your whisper cords. I learned that he couldn’t whisper when we just, we hid here for the weekend one time. Remember that? Yeah, I remember that. Yeah. Under the table and up in the rafters. Yeah, all weekend. You have to use your library voice. Okay Chase, you’re gonna start this one. I think that’s why we put Lucas in the corner away from the rest of the team because he can’t whisper. Chase is starting this one. I can’t look. I also realized, has the Sporked Crew heard this song before? Or you just very confused? We were explaining it to them. Okay. You like it right? Yeah, I love it. Yes. Wait until you hear it a hundred times. But what are you gonna play now? ♪ I’m so tight, so stressed ♪ ♪ Need someone to rub my neck ♪ ♪ Oh yeah, that’s the spot ♪ ♪ I like the way you work my muscle knot ♪ ♪ Put some oil on my back ♪ ♪ Give me a two-handed attack ♪ ♪ I had a really hard week and I want you to rub my feet ♪ ♪ I’m so stiff, so stressed ♪ ♪ Need someone to rub my chest ♪ ♪ Oh yeah, that’s the spot ♪ ♪ I like the way you work my booty knot ♪ Again! ♪ I’m so tight ♪ Well, whisper! I’m trying, the song stopped. I forgot it. ♪ Oh yeah ♪ ♪ That’s the spot ♪ ♪ I like the way you work my muscle knot ♪ ♪ Put some oil on my back ♪ ♪ Give ma a two-handed attack ♪ ♪ I had a really hard week and I want you to rub my feet ♪ ♪ I’m so stiff, so stressed ♪ ♪ Need someone to rub my chest ♪ ♪ Oh yeah, that’s the spot ♪ ♪ I like the way you work my booty knot ♪ ♪ I’m so tight ♪ Okay, Jeffrey Bezos’s balls bounce on the big booty bins. How did we get some from the first time? I forgot. I think booty got into it from the song. What was it, Chase? It was Jeffrey Bezos’s bald buttery head would make an excellent bowling ball. Okay, yep. It was – Oh. No balls at all, huh? Well later. The balls moved up. Went of the rails fast. Did we win? Okay, so the other group landed on, “Jeffrey Bezos’s head looks like a bald head”. It’s true. Their answer, but I think maybe, maybe you were closer? I think we’re better. Yeah. Let’s go in reverse, maybe. Oh. Oh, no, no. There’s boo’s. They’re, I was incorrect. Oh come on, they’re in here. Like cheating? Oh, y’all are in here? What? – A lot of them are. Get them out. Oh, this isn’t fair. Yeah. Oh! Now we’re feeling really self conscious. Yeah, those were biased boo’s. I stand with my previous answer. Yay! – Yay! Hold on, you. No, it’s gonna go this way now. I’ve honestly forgot. I have to sneeze. Okay. Just as long as we do it different every time. Bless you. We’re starting on this side. Bless you. – Bless you. Bless you. Bless you. Good Lord, you okay? You having trouble sneezing? Well, head over to mythical.com to get yourself some mythical kitchen merch. They sell two aprons. They sell T-shirts and they sell, Mitts. Oven mitts. Look at the quality of these oven mitts. I love these mitts. These are, these are Pastapus mitts. It’s an octopus made out pasta. And it really does keep your hand from being burned when you grab hot things. It really does. mythical.com. Wow. Pretty cool. Thank you. Pretty cool find. Oh thanks. Oh yeah, totally forgot about that. Alright. I’ll whisper mine this way this time. Let’s do it. ♪ I wouldn’t call myself a social butterfly ♪ ♪ And there’s not much that separates me from the other guy ♪ This is what you’re doing, huh? ♪ But when I login, I begin to live ♪ If it weren’t for this song we wouldn’t be here right now, probably. That’s right. This is y’all? Yeah, this is us. Oh, cool. ♪ There’s an online world where I am King ♪ Isn’t this a cute little song? Okay. Isn’t that a cute little song? Alright, give me the gun or we’re gonna go oink. What? Give me the gun or we’re gonna go oink? – Oink! Oh, we’re not gonna talk about gun. Should I say, can I do that now? Say. Give me the gum or I’ll go googly on you. Oh. What did you say? Thank you, Gwynedd. Or we’re gonna Google you. Not what I heard. Okay, so I. – You said. He said we’re gonna Google you. So actually got, the song hit something at the same time. I heard that. So we’re gonna Google on ya’, oink. You’re admitting fault for the oink? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was you. I brought the oink in. So I take full credit for the oink. What The other group ended with, “Give me the gun or I’ll go all googly on you”. So. Well, they won. I’ll give them the point – Yeah, they won that one. Boo! You guys suck. You suck. You suck so much. Yeah. You’re not even on camera. Yeah! We’re the ones on camera. You can say things and it will sound like you’re distant. Go back to the boardroom. We really have coordinated outfits today. That wasn’t on purpose. It wasn’t. There’s a certain amount of fault that I, it’s not my fault. Well, it is sometimes. Lucas, if you don’t start trying. I try really hard and you say that every time I come here. Make it obvious. You seem so at ease. Okay let’s, I’m waiting for the musical cue. Which way are we going? It’s so loud. ♪ Everything’s okay, hey ♪ ♪ ‘Cause I’m on vacation ♪ ♪ We spent 14 hours on that sandcastle ♪ Remember this one? We wouldn’t be here today, if it weren’t for this. Right. Oh, we probably would be actually. ♪ At least we’re not back at our jobs ♪ ♪ Which is at an ice cream sandwich factory ♪ ♪ We need it, we want it ♪ ♪ Vacation, we on it ♪ ♪ Surf, beach, palm trees ♪ ♪ Got no worries ♪ ♪ Typically I ride a bike by myself ♪ ♪ But I’m on vacation ♪ ♪ I’m gonna ride with someone else ♪ ♪ Yeah, we rented a double bike ♪ ♪ Two men on a double bike ♪ ♪ I’ve always wondered what a double bike ride feels like ♪ The prompts. – Oh, the prompts? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whose pee pee is baking in the dumpster? Oops, my turn. That’s ten outta ten. That’s great. Is that it? Is that it? No, that’s not. Whose baby is taking a bath in the dumpster? Question mark. It’s my turn. Oh. – That’s what I heard. Hey! – It’s my turn. It’s cool. I said exactly what you told me. I said pee pee. Pee pee. I said. Chappie, you didn’t say pee pee? I said baby. Oh that’s so, okay. My bad. Chase went from baby to pee pee. The other group got it completely correct. Oh, come on. Boo! Why did they suck so bad early on? That’s not fun. It’s not a good thing. Yeah, you want it. The game is changing. Yeah. – Go again. We’re gonna go with Gwynedd. Okay. Gwynedd’s gonna start this. We’re gonna get her out of the way, early. I like her technique. No one but me can read this. Let’s play something. ♪ I broke my glasses on purpose so I could tape ’em together ♪ ♪ No one will see ♪ I dunno how to act when our songs are playing. ♪ That’s right, I’m a geek ♪ ♪ I’ve got brains, and a personality ♪ Kinda’ catchy. ♪ I wear my glasses sincerely ♪ ♪ and my T-shirts ironically ♪ ♪ There’s some things you can’t learn in a class ♪ ♪ or else I sign you up for ♪ ♪ Intro to how not to be a Social Outcast ♪ ♪ You’re just so early 2013 ♪ ♪ I was the cool form of uncool ♪ ♪ before uncool became a thing. ♪ ♪ I use an app to pair pork with the perfect Bordeaux ♪ Chase is trying to get through his hair. ♪ to neutralize your BO ♪ ♪ While you’re lost in Second life ♪ ♪ letting your fingernails grow long ♪ ♪ I’ll be syncing up my iPhone, tablet, TV, and your mom ♪ ♪ Sure, grooming’s not my thing, but I don’t care ♪ ♪ I look so good in chain-mail ♪ ♪ that it’s not Renaissance Faire ♪ ♪ Doesn’t LARP loser and reject party? ♪ Throw it back, Johnson. That king must be shared to everyone. To everyone. Is that it? It was really close. Cool. Throw it back, Johnson. That cake must be shared with everyone. That’s what I said to you. I think that’s what I said to him. If you could criticize my whispering, I can criticize yours. The speed of your whispers. Yeah, you gotta slow down You meld words together. You gotta slow down. It’s hard to hear. The speed of your whispers. That was you guys, I don’t know whose more to blame. The speed of the whispers is too much. It got to us in tact. I stopped yelling. You keep going fast. Okay. The speed of the whisper Original crew ended with, “They’re all bad Johnson’s. We have a cake to share. That’s us. Oh. – Ah! You guys took this one. Yeah. Why are they the original? Like what’s that? Yeah, yeah, huh, why are they the OGs? How long have you worked here? Yeah. I’m sorry. My scripting says the OG Crew. I love competition, it’s awful. I just love teams that want to kill each other. I don’t know what it is. Just something carnal. Jordan. I’m ready ♪ As a sin along with an unsolved Rubik’s Cube ♪ My intern days. ♪ I gotta make things right. ♪ ♪ Make it the way it’s supposed to be ♪ ♪ It’s my OCD ♪ It’s so much than what I said to you. You think it’s longer? ♪ Unsynchronized synchronized swimmers ♪ ♪ A closet that’s not organized ♪ ♪ Pills removed out of sequence ♪ ♪ Sideburns that are not even ♪ So short that time Oh, be careful. ♪ I gotta make things right ♪ ♪ Make it the way it’s supposed to be ♪ She’s like. No one likes a buttered pickle, butter boy. Yeah! Kind of close. Nobody likes a buttered bitter pickle boy. Oh. Oh buttered. Okay. Butter, bitters. Whose the original now? Butter bitter pickle boy. Nobody likes a big baldheaded pickle boy. That’s me then. My god, Jeffrey Bezos. I think you got this one again. We got this one! Yeah. Yep. Good show, you just wish you were on camera. Well we’re round to Chappie? Chappie starts this one. You wanna put it on? Yep. This is the last one, so. What’s the score between us and the OGs? Oh yeah. Oh, Davin said it’s tied up, sure. Okay. So, okay. Grow up Davin. How convenient. It’s tied up y’all. It comes down to this. Whose team is he on? Oh man. Okay. – Okay. I’m ready. Let’s play. ♪ I’m so tight, so stressed ♪ ♪ Need someone to rub my neck ♪ ♪ Oh yeah ♪ ♪ That’s the spot ♪ ♪ I like the way you work my muscle knots ♪ ♪ Need some oil on my back – ♪ ♪ It’s my OCD ♪ ♪ A two-handed attack ♪ ♪ I had a really hard week and I want you to rub my feet ♪ ♪ I’m so stiff, so stressed. ♪ ♪ Need someone to rub my chest ♪ ♪ Oh yeah, that’s the spot ♪ ♪ I like the way you work my booty knot ♪ ♪ I gotta make things right – ♪ ♪ I’m so tight, so stressed ♪ ♪ Need someone to rub my neck ♪ ♪ Make it the way ♪ ♪ it’s supposed to be ♪ ♪ Oh yeah, that’s the spot – ♪ ♪ It’s my OCD ♪ ♪ I like the way you work my booty knot ♪ ♪ Rub some oil on my back – ♪ ♪ I gotta make things right ♪ ♪ A two-handed attack ♪ This is horrible. Cooties are cooties and eat orange something on Sunday. Sunday? Cooties are cuties and eat something on Sunday? I didn’t say that. Sure. It’s cooties are cuties who eat orange Cuties on Tuesdays. Changed the day. Wow, we changed the day. Stevie] Okay, so you changed the day to Sunday. But the original crew, – Original. Not original. Changed it to Wednesday. Orange cuties are cute on Wednesdays. But you had the majority of the phrasing correct. So I’m gonna give it to you! Bring it in! One, Two, three. We Win! – We win! One, Two, three. We win! – We win! You’re all fired. You don’t do that. Get as adventurous as you want in your kitchen. With the Mythical Kitchen Merch Collection, available now at mythical.com.

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