I got a knock on the door the other night I probably shouldn’t have answered hi I’m Rebecca from Sweden let’s talk about that good mythical morning this episode is brought to you by the red linked weak mythical shoe get you a pair at rhettandlink.com/store or win a pair by participating in the dope zebra magic piano video response contest details in yesterday’s episode of good mythical morning this is the others the shoot helicoptered right over your head while you were saying that out of the corner of my eye but my focus is so honed that it did not distract me from delivering my all important message to participate in the contest I thought about striking you with it but that would have thrown you off and if I don’t want the mythical shoe to have a connotation of throwing people off its centers destruction I don’t want it to be a destructive thing I wanted to be a cool thing you put on your feet I have one tear I could just look at that how does that make you feel Rhett I didn’t hit you is the point yeah I’m well I’m sorry for him not about hitting me what I’m gonna do it okay and what and then there’s a Link slap Rhett on the mythical wheel I’m gonna change that back to Rhett slap links I get to slap you again let’s just fight in front of everybody what are we gonna know we’re friends let’s do side hug in front of everybody we’ve turned over a new leaf positivity good morning mythically I set up the story with a little teaser they call it link yes he did you did now you must deliver on your story about this this mysterious door that you shouldn’t have door open door knock I was watching television on a Friday night with my wife it was about nine o’clock a little too late to receive a knock at the door nine o’clock really yeah a little too late to receive a knock at the door from someone who doesn’t need help you know and we’re like you know for what what what kind of knock was it was it I need help knock I was like a oh it was a do as a do it’s the doorbell so I said not because a knock is more mysterious like my doorbell wrong it does I found it you’re undermining the the truth of your story right from the get-go I forgot about that detail but I following you I started to think about the NOC and realized that it was the dong it was the okay it was there with the doorbell the doorbells there’s a doorbell wrong yes kid really run just press on man trust me so I go to the door and there we have the little we call people sure I look through it we’re renting this house so I don’t know I don’t know why I feel safe in this neighborhood but we have a metal door you know we have like a metal door that like you know the Hulk couldn’t get through a storm door metal door no it’s like a security door it’s not like a North carolina-style like screen door just to let the let the air in you know it’s this is like so the criminals stay out okay but you can’t really see through it because the mesh is really thick and so I couldn’t leave make out who it was I was like I’m a big man I’m not afraid to answer the door that has a door there’s a little woman there some like okay all right I’m okay she’s not here to kill me and she said hello sir how are you doing uh sorry to bother you so late and evening so she trying to sound very professional and I was like you know I try to give people the benefit of the doubt so I’m like I’m doing okay she says my name is so-and-so I can’t remember name I’m I’m in a work-study program and I’m trying to get points for someone so so and so and so I can go to college or something and I was like okay this is a girl trying to get some help I’m gonna listen and she’s like excuse me sir the first question I was like I’m trying to get points yeah something go to college she was on a point sister she apparently and so and then she was like I’m trying to be very professional on a scale of one to ten how well she talks real fast on a scale of one to ten how well am i doing it I was like okay she just said like three sentences and she’s already asking for an evaluation yeah as I said ten because I’m a nice guy and trying to give somebody the benefit and then she says certainly ask you another question do you believe it how old is this woman she’s trying to seem late teens but she’s probably 30 I know this now to be a fact well I know there’s now to be very likely true so you thought she was in her late teens up on first glance trying to go to college you know okay yeah and so and then she’s she’s like sir let me ask you another question do you believe in second chances do you believe in second chances that fast-talking kind of low and I was like yes what else am I going to say and then she’s like sir can I ask you why so we and I was like this is getting strange and at that point yeah well hold on the whole evaluation think was straight it was strange for the beginner in the depths of strange but then what I say is uh I’m about to see you believe in second chance of course I said yes and then she says why I was about to say well who does it you know you show me the man who doesn’t believe in second chances you know let me hit him with a mythical shoe in the head you know because what kind of question is that but as I’m about to answer the question my wife a beautiful wife Jessie comes to the door she kind of gets up there next to me and my well she’s she opens the door a little bit further cuz I’m still kind of got the the security door the whole proof Doris you know I’m kind of sticking my head out I don’t know what’s about to happen you know and let me pause for a second just as a side note people when red mentioned his wife and then he kind of said my beautiful and he threw in a couple of compliments that’s right baby talking to you you guys really need to communicate in real life and not use our show to communicate and get points in your relationship I realized Valentine’s Day I tell her that she’s beautiful in person too but if I had the opportunity to tell her through the show I will also do it if she so chooses to watch the show which she doesn’t always I’d like you to watch your show every every day baby well my wife is also beautiful she is yes but not am I allowed to say that no you don’t need points in my wife but you should that you should agree of course I do agree your wife’s beautiful we have beautiful wives yes we do but that’s not what we’re talking about yeah well right for the side dry beautiful wife comes to the door and interrupts the conversation much as link just did yeah and he says excuse me are you safe or no are you in danger are you in danger I’m like puddle ha ha what how did we how did we go from so Jessie would totally turns the tables now she’s the one asking the weird question I’m like what is Georgia she going with this are you in danger and she’s like no ma’am I’m not in danger and my wife is like Esmeralda I don’t know what her name was it was definitely not asthma relative but we’ll call her that Esmeralda are you are you in any danger because I’ve read a lot about the program that you’re that you’re selling magazines right and she was like yes ma’am I’m selling magazines selling magazines you said to earn points so you can go to college or being some work-study program or something she says yes man she says now I’ve done a lot of reading about this and the reason that my wife knew all about what was going down okay was because when we first moved to Los Angeles almost a year ago you know we lived in that apartment over there in Los Feliz and there was a guy who stopped my wife and my two kids in the hall that they’re going to the apartment yeah and he was like a teenage guy and he was offering to sell her magazines and he was asking the same questions do you believe in second chances and this kind of thing and then she was like yes but I don’t in a position to help you I’m trying to get my kids in the house and the dude got really belligerent started cussing her out right in front of my kids and like you know and then I got home and she was shaking real visibly shaking yeah it’s not so I you know I started storming around the apartment complex looking for the dude do it like this with your arms walking just waiting I was gonna hit him good with mugsy’s salesmen and I’m gonna eat him I’m gonna eat him alive we call the cops and then the woman the cops come and the cop says yeah this is a real problem these people these magazine salesmen this is a completely illegitimate thing and a lot of these kids are being basically they’re lured into these companies with the promise of selling enough magazines to get these points but there’s no there’s no pot of gold at the end of the rainbow they never get to their points a lot of times you never get the magazines description it’s a scam salesmen are being taken advantage of or in some cases I’m told that they are in on it yeah well sometimes they’re criminals themselves so my wife’s like we need so we talked to this girl for a long are you familiar with this people leave a comment we talked to this woman for a long time and my wife is like saying listen we believe in second chances Esmeralda we want you to be able to get the help that you need but we don’t believe that this is a legitimate thing that you’re doing and eventually the woman was like wait you you better help somebody next time some sheets she got belligerent and she like I’m leaving hey I got to keep going and she and she walked off she was like she snapped at the very end it was like she was playing mr. nice girl mrs. nice girl and then all of her nice girl then all of a sudden she snaps and gets belligerent and my wife’s like we need to call the cops we need to do what they say all the police departments but if you go to your local police department well a lot of the police departments have pages we’ll link to one of them that talks about what to do in this situation where these people are from what this whole deal is but she was like we need to call the cops we call the cops the cops get here within 10 or 15 minutes and they’re like yes we have lots of reports of this going on today this is the illegitimate activity this is a scam these people are criminals so the moral of the story is it doesn’t have to be as Murrell de but if someone comes to your door and they give this little speech about points and about college and then they move on to talking about selling magazines there is like a 98% chance that this is a scam and you should shut it down you shouldn’t buy magazines grab the wheel yeah I guess is going through the neighborhood because like I said in a in a recent episode another magazine salesman this is a guy came to my door and my two-year-old comes beside me and props up on the door and says bye and I just shut the door that was a plaintiff you could also just do that but I guess I also should have called the cops or asked are you in danger or do you believe in second chances on a scale of one to ten do you believe in second chances let’s spend the wheel on a scale of one to ten how am i doing today I mean if it’s a legitimate magazine salesman I guess that exists but it’s just like Seles up the door-to-door in general it’s just not the way to sell something you know evil laughs this is recently added to the wheel we’re gonna end with our best evil laugh ha ha great episode ha ha ha ha I’m so glad you were here to be imported this into her and you believe in second chances who believe in second – ha ha ha why I got some magazines right here oh I think it just cost something up actually that’s just the liner of my jacket