
Would I win more games with the help of a psychic? – Let’s talk about that. (quirky music) Good Mythical Morning! – Okay, if you had the power to see the future, how would you use it? – Hmm, I would see how I was gonna die, and then I would watch it over and over again until it lost all meaning, therefore, defeating death itself. – Well, I would just use it to never lose another game on this show. – Oh, okay. – Starting right now, because we have summoned a few psychics to help guide the way to victory, for me. It’s time for “I Totally Knew You Were Gonna Do That, Psychic Smackdown.” – Welcome to the sanctum of sixth senses. – I sense that our psychics are here and we are about to meet them, Rhett. – Yes. – Link, you’re correct. – All right. – Yep. – Please welcome Bri, who performs tarot card readings on TikTok. – [Link] For real? – Yeah. – TikTok, so you use the algorithm as part of your? – Yeah, yeah. I would- (laughs) – Explain this. – Well, I just get in front of the camera. I try to channel an energy and I trust that whoever it’s being delivered to needs that message, and it usually works out. – So, you’re trusting the algorithm. All right, who else we got? – [Stevie] Kimberly, a fourth generation medium. – Oh, okay, so it runs in the family. – Yes. – Fourth generation. – Four generations. – Okay, so that would be great, great grandparent. – Grandmother. – Grandmother. – Great grandfather, and great-great grandfather who is actually Michelle Obama’s relative. So I am Michelle Obama’s cousin. – Name drop! And if you gonna drop a name, there ain’t nothing better than Michelle Obama. – (laughing) Yeah, that’s it. – I like that. – [Rhett] Okay, and who else do we have? – [Stevie] And finally, Linda, who’s been prone to premonitions since the first grade. – Oh! – Prone. Does that mean you have to lie down to get the premonition? (Linda chuckles) – It helps, it helps to dream. – Well, feel free to make yourself comfortable. (Linda laughs) – It just sorta happens, you know. I get a sense of something right before it happens, and so I go with it. – Well, hopefully all three of you will be helping me and not him at all. – You know what, I hope that as well. – Stevie, how is this gonna go? – [Stevie] So, we’re gonna be playing three GMM favorites today, but before each game, you will both draw tarot cards to see which of you gets to consult a psychic before making your guesses. The ultimate winner will earn a prize from the future. – Oh, I love those, those are the best kind. – Okay. (quirky music) – [Stevie] Okay, guys, game number one takes place on our Psychic Susan. One of the desserts in front of you is sugary sweet, while the other is a gross deceit. Are psychic powers enough to tell the difference? Before we find out, you’ll draw tarot cards. Longest card gets power of choice, and Kimberly’s help with that choice, so please, go ahead. – And these tarot cards look amazing. I see that we’ve got all types. We’ve got justice, death, strength, the sun, and others. You know what? You go first. – You want me to go first? I’m going to choose the death card. – Death. – Oh, it’s very short. – Oh look, it’s a cotton candy. – It’s Cotton Candy Randy. This is very well made. – I’m going to go with the sun. Oh, yes! It looks as if I have won the power of choice. You ever seen a tarot card that long? (Kimberly laughs) Look at that! – Okay. – Okay, so I earn the right for you to help me. I just wanna establish, I don’t know anything. Have you been prepped in any way? – No, I have no idea what’s going on. (Rhett laughs) – Okay. Well, I do know that like this thing will turn completely, and I’m gonna have to sink my teeth into one of these to discover if it’s nasty. So I need you to tell me. – Do not eat that one. – Okay. That simple, huh? – Yeah. – I mean, you seem very confident. – I’m pretty confident. – I mean, are you tasting it right now? Is that? – No, so what I do is, if you wanna know how it works, I just concentrate on each one. And when I focused and concentrated on that one, I actually got a little nauseous. – Oh, gosh. – So that usually lets me know that that’s not okay. Or maybe it’s just because I’m hungry and I need to eat. – Right, right, right, right, right, right, right. – Well, I mean, who am I to go against? – Yeah, I definitely think you should trust the psychic. – All right, I’m putting all my trust in you. – Okay, but you should know I’m more of a medium than a psych. (Rhett laughs) – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. – Same time? – Uh-huh. – Dink it. – [Rhett] And- – Sink it. – Sink it. (Link screams) – It’s full of worms! What! What! – Mine’s got chocolate chips in it. (crew laughing) – Okay, so- – What about this? – I was wrong. (Rhett laughs) – Well, come on! – You know, I’m so glad you were wrong. – Oh man! I was counting on you, girl! – I was wrong, but I did say I’m more of a medium. – Yeah, and I love that you said it right before he bit into it. (Rhett laughs) – Yeah, but all of these worms are dead, so they should have been speaking to you. (Rhett laughs) (crew laughs) (quirky music) – [Stevie] Okay, for this round, I’ll be showing you the first part of a clip, but will pause just before something unfortunate happens. – Aha, love these! – [Stevie] One of you will have Bri’s help with predicting the correct answer, so draw your tarot cards to find out who. – You gonna let me go first this time? – You have a little, it might be, there’s actually a star. A little star. You know what? Keep it. – What, on my, on my? – On the corner of your mouth. – On the corner of my mouth? – Yeah, looks like something David Bowie would’ve done. – Okay, in that case, I’m gonna go with the moon. That’s an average size. Moo-chelle. – I’m gonna go with the fool. (Rhett laughs) – Oh, first of all, they put you on that card. – Who’s the? What’s up with that, y’all? – But, you know what, Link? – It’s upside down. – Once again, you have the power of choice. – [Link] That is cool. – Which worked out really well for you last time. – Okay, Bri? – Yes. – You have not been told any answers? – No, not a thing. – Correct? – All right, and then how are you going to, how are you gonna go about helping me out here? – Okay, well, I was going to pull some tarot. – Do you wanna see the clip first? Or you wanna just go in totally blind? – You see the clip first – Yeah, yeah. – before you pull the cards? – [Stevie] Okay, so this first video can be summed up as when feeding your pets goes wrong, let’s take a look. (pellets rattle) – [Link] What kind of pet? (girl shrieks) – Okay, we got a woman on a unicorn. (crew laughs) – So a white stallion. – And it’s excited, I think it may have made that sound. – The sound was made by the woman riding the stallion. – That’s not really what’s at stake here, it’s what happens next. – [Stevie] Yeah, so I have multiple choice answers for you. We could go blind. – But you don’t need those. – I don’t need those. – [Stevie] Okay, so, this is how it’s gonna work. Rhett, since you are not gonna get Bri’s help, you’re gonna write your answer down before the discussion and just put it aside so you’re not influenced by it. Okay, your options are: A, the horse ignores the food and mounts another horse making the rider an awkward third wheel. B, a group of pigs races in, scaring the horse so bad it defecates as it runs back where it came from. Or C, the rider is aggressively thrown off the horse right into a trough of water. – Wow, all three are something I would like to see. (Bri laughs) So I know I’m gonna be happy regardless of what happens. Horse-on-horse action or piggy action or trough action. There’s action in all three scenarios. Okay. – Keep that to yourself. Help me out. – All right, I got you. – All right, good. (cards shuffling) She’s doing a lot of shuffling. That lets you know that it’s fair. – Monument, com- – Commodification and ships. – Ships? – That’s interesting, and waves on the bottom of the deck. So that’s involving water. There is a horse on this card. There’s several horses – There’s a white horse. – on this card. – There’s two white horse, two white horses on the middle card! – Yeah. – Commodification. – [Rhett] And I don’t know what commodification is, – White horse! – but it might mean horse sex. – I’m gonna clarify these cards ’cause I’m thinking it’s either the mounting the horse or the splash. – [Link] Okay. – So what happens next? Oh, you draw more cards. – Yeah, just to check. I’m gonna go with making a splash. – You look really certain. (Rhett laughs) I need a level of certainty from you. Making a splash? – Mm, I just feel like there’s water involved. – Okay, all right, you know what, I’m just gonna go with it. I’m gonna go with C, it’s hard to write with this arm. – Okay, well this is appropriate because I ended up going with B, the piggy-piggy situation. – Nobody went with horse-on-horse. Please show us horse-on-horse. (pellets rattle) (woman shrieks) (water splashes) – [Rhett] Oh dang! – You did it! – Bri, you were right! – Yes! – You were right! – Of course she was! She’s a freaking TikTok psychic. (Rhett laughs) (crew laughs) – [Stevie] Okay, but can she do it again? ‘Cause I have another clip for you. – Oh, okay. – All right. – Now, that would be interesting. – [Stevie] And this is, well, okay, you get to pick another tarot card. So, Bri doesn’t necessarily have to help Link in this one, so go ahead. – Oh, I’m gonna go with the magician. Whoa, which is your face. How did you get such a tall, handsome card, and I got the fool card? – Well, but it wasn’t an ugly card, it was just a short card. I’m gonna go with the wheel of fortune! – Yeah! And you still beat me! – Finally, I get some help! – [Stevie] Okay, so this clip features an elderly lady getting her first taste of virtual reality in Richie’s Plank Experience. – [Voice 1] Leave her. (woman laughing) – [Voice 2] Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Step off. – Okay, yeah, stop, stop, stop. – [Stevie] Okay, so what happens next? A, she dives into the wall. B, a VR bird startles her and she throws the controller, cracking the TV screen. Or C, she takes one giant step to the left, kicking the little girl in the face. – Okay, all right, card it up. – No, no, you have to make your guess. – Oh, I have to make my guess. – Yeah, without telling us what it is. – Why would she take a giant leap? – Don’t even think, think inside. Think inside your head. And here, I’ll hold it up for you ’cause I know you only got one arm. – So C was what again? – She kicks a little girl. – I’m hoping for that, but my gut has said B, so I’m gonna go with my intuition. – Okay, hold on, you’re not supposed to say any of this. (Bri laughs) (crew laughs) And I’ve tried to communicate that at least twice. Hey, can you just do it without speaking? Just try that, no, no, no. – I wrote A. (crew laughs) – [Bri] Alright. (cards shuffling) – It’s big cards, I love them. So we got built to fall. – Built to fall. – Yep. That’s- – It’s- – She’s gonna fall in some way. – She’s gonna fall somehow, some way. I feel like she’s gonna break the TV. – So you’re saying B. – So that would be B. You seem very, I mean, you just like, the answer came to you. (Bri laughs) – We’ll see. What’d you say? A? – I said B, man. – Oh, you said B as well? – Yeah, I used my own intuition. – Okay. – [Stevie] Let’s see what happened. – [Voice 1] Leave her. (woman laughing) – [Voice 2] Sorry, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Step off. – Step back. – [Voice 2] Step to your right. – Where? – Step to the right. – Where? – You’ll just float. You’ll float. – Really? – Go, jump! – No, no, no! (Rhett laughs) – [Link] Oh my gosh! – [Voice 1] No, that did not just happen! – And she was like, “Why?” (crew laughs) – That was not a step to the right. – What happened there? – Was that an option? I’m confused, which one was that? – [Stevie] She dives into the wall, A. – She dives into the wall, A. (buzzer blares) Okay. Well, I was like, somebody’s falling. It’s built to fall. – Right, yeah, that was the first one that we saw. – Yeah. (quirky music) – All right, we got Linda here. Gotta put her to work. But first we wanna remind you to go over to the Mythical Kitchen Channel. Every week this month, the Mythical Kitchen is releasing a new episode of “Fancy Fast Food” and “Mythmunchers”. – Oh yeah. – So some of their best stuff. So show some love to the first episode. Josh and Nicole make a $300 McDonald’s Happy Meal. – That’s real happy. – That’s real, y’all. – [Stevie] Okay, for this round, leaving things in is back, hence, the jackets that you’re wearing. – They’re lab coats, Stevie. – We’re scientists. – [Stevie] Yeah, you’re right. We’ve left a banana and clear quartz in soy sauce for a month, and it’s up to you to foresee what the results were. – A banana and clear quartz in soy sauce for- – A month. – A month, yep, yep. – All right, who gets Linda’s help? – Who hasn’t done that? (chuckles) – So we have the world, what do those two say? – [Rhett] We have strength, justice, and the lovers. – You first. – [Rhett] The lovers! – Oh, and then I’m gonna go, which one is this one? – That is justice. – [Link] I’m gonna go with justice. – [Rhett And Link] Oh! – Linda, you gotta help my hairy friend out. – No, you get to help his hairy friend out. – Okay, after a month in soy sauce, which item turned brown like Link’s tightey-whiteys as he fell off his widdle bicycle? – Aw. – Thanks, guys. – I remember when that happened. – Is it the banana or the quartz? Which one turned brown? Could be neither, could be both. – Okay, Link. – I have to answer before you help Rhett. – Yes, so here’s your, – Okay. – I’m gonna do a lot of things for you. I’m gonna take the cap off. I’m gonna hand you the marker. – I mean, how could the banana not turn brown in soy sauce? Gimme a freaking break. Okay. I did it and I didn’t even tell you. – Now, Linda. – [Linda] M-hm? – I just kinda wanna understand your process. How do you go about interacting with that question and this thing in front of you, and coming to a conclusion? – You go with your intuition. Whatever jumps out at you first. – That doesn’t work for me. – Yeah, yeah, when he follows his heart, it leads him into a ditch every time. – Not the heart, it’s the higher mind. – [Rhett] Oh, he doesn’t have one of those. (Linda laughs) – Screw you, man! (Rhett laughs) Davonte told me that it’s called psycho-metry? – Psychometry. – Psychometry. – Stay out of this! – Okay. – Okay! – Psychometry is when – I’m here. – I actually, you give me an object that you wear all the time, like a piece of jewelry, like a ring. – Give her something. – Favorite ring or something. Do you wear this all the time? – This is my wedding ring. I’ve worn it for at least a year. – Okay. – I’ve been married for a long time, but I switched rings. Stayed with the same wife, though. – Right, exactly, okay. (offscreen laughing) Very colorful personality, the wife. – Oh! I thought you were talking about me for a second. Yeah, oh, she is. – That too, so you explore and go places together and adventure is what I’m getting. Lots of travel. The travel is, there’s like a study aspect to it or something about learning about, you know, architecture, design, beauty, you know, learning and study. – She’s always talking about the design of everywhere we go. – Yeah, yeah, exactly. – Every time I turn around and he’s talking about his next art trip. – [Rhett] Yeah, yeah, yeah, that’s true. – But Linda, I mean, which turned brown? The banana, the quartz, neither or both? – Let’s get back down to brass tacks here. Banana or quartz, which one’s brown? – Enough about him and his wife. – Okay. As odd as it sounds, and again, the logical mind would say the quartz wouldn’t, but I would say the quartz didn’t turn brown, the banana didn’t turn brown, so I’d go with D. – Well, hold on, you mean C, neither. – C, excuse me, yes. – Hold on, this is awesome. – So you’re saying neither turned brown? – Correct. – Against all logic? – Right. – But going with my high, Linda’s higher mind. I am going with C. – Well, I went with my higher mind and I said D, the exact opposite. – Okay, well, this is the perfect setup. This is the perfect setup. – Isn’t it? – [Rhett] Okay, so here’s what we’re gonna do, Link. Okay, I’m gonna take this. (Rhett groans dramatically) I’m gonna put it there. – Oh, there’s two jars. – Oh, there’s two jars, I didn’t see that. I guess one is quartz and one’s a banana. – All right, so we gotta open these up, so. Pull this back here. And then Linda, you open the top. I’ll hold the bottom. – Let’s start with the one that we, you’re pretty sure would’ve turned brown. Oh my goodness. – I mean… Is that brown? – That’s not brown. – No. – That is not brown. And then the quartz, and that’s not brown either. That’s just a banana! – How could the banana not turn brown? – Because of psychometry! (Linda laughs) – All right, so I’m half wrong and you’re half right. – Oh my gosh! – Okay. – Linda, how’d you, what? – Let’s see, I mean, the crystal. The crystal didn’t turn. – The quartz. – [Link] How do we get that out? – [Rhett] I think I’ve got tongs. – I think you’re gonna have to drink all of this to expose it. – No, thank you, no. – Don’t do that, Linda. – No, soy sauce is not my thing. There you go. – Next time we go on a art trip, maybe we’ll take you. (glass clinks) – It looks brown to me. – Well, – Well, hold on. – It’s brown. – It’s still pretty clear. – Whoa. What if I wipe it off a little bit? – It’s clear. – I mean, once you get the soy sauce off, it’s completely clear. – Yeah. – There’s soy sauce that was remnant on it, but it did not stain it at all. – That is perfectly clear. – That is correct. – Crap, man! – Linda, that’s crazy! (crew clapping) – I lost this round, but hey, at least my faith in psychics has been restored. (Linda laughs) – Look at that, Linda! I mean, so you just like, the high mind basically was like, neither one of these things is brown. – Right. – Well, Rhett, Linda has helped you win the prize from the future. (bell tinkles) – Is it an art trip? – Bring it in. – Yeah, that’s right. – What is this? – Rhett. You have won three licks of a sunflower seed, because in the future, sunflower seeds are extremely rare and they will help men gain the ability to move their pecs independently, like Terry Cruz. (Linda laughs) – [Rhett] Okay, well let’s put it to the test. – [Link] Such a strange thing to say, Chase. – Three times. (offscreen laughing) – Oh, you wanted me to lick it while you were holding it? – Kinda, yeah. – Well, I’ve already done it three times. – Okay. – Now. (Linda laughs) – All right, let’s bring in our other psychics. – All right. – We wanna thank each of you, Kim, or Kimberly, Bri and Linda. You know what? Whether you were right or wrong, you’re great sports for being here. We really appreciate it. – Yes, thank you for sharing your gifts with us today, and thank you for subscribing and clicking that bell. – Now you say you know what time it is. – [Bri And Kimberly] You know what time it is! – Hi, I’m Hazel from Coney in New Hampshire. This is a 27 card tarot spread called the Wheel of the Year for the beginning of the new pagan year, and it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. – Starting the pagan year off on the right foot (chuckles). – [Link] Yeah, if you say so. – Click the top link to watch us put astrology to the test in good Mythical More. – And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality is gonna land. – Oh, nice spin! – It’s a new year with all new culinary chaos. This month, Mythical Kitchen is delivering their two most beloved formats, “Fancy Fast Food” and “Mythmunchers”, so check them out.
