Yeah, man. Welcome to “Good Mythical More.” I’m still getting used to spinning with a off arm and that did hurt my good arm. Ah Well, I volunteer as tribute, to spin the wheel, if needed. Thank you. I’m not ready to relinquish that duty, ‘cuz I don’t, I don’t know if I would ever give it it back Give it it back. Give it it back. Well, hey listen man, I can see into the future and I see a healed Neal, okay? You’re gonna get that arm back. That’s alright. I know. It’s like I just need to be, I just need to be patient. What are we doing today, you ask? We are, matching ourselves and other “Mythical” crew members to their, compatible, psychic, energy friend. So, from like an astrological perspective. That’s what I call it. We’ll talk about what we think about that in a moment. And what just happened in the episode. But first we’ll play “Who You Talkin’ About?” This is when we read a comment that somebody left, it’s about one of us, and we guess which one it was about. Kayla Price says, “Blank has firmly established himself as the dookie expert of YouTube.” I think- Of YouTube? I think, YouTube. Not just of the show, but- YouTube, the dookie expert of YouTube. Now lemme just say, I think both of us would like to have this title. I know I really want this. So, man, dookie expert? Like I actually already have a business card made up where that’s my, that’s my title. We’ve talked a lot about dookie on this show and I think both of us have said things of, with, you know, implied authority. How could one statement lead someone to think that only one of us is the dookie expert? I don’t know man. I really, I’m at a loss. If it comes down to like, if it was like a medical, like body optimization statement, it would be you. But if it was a like, “The best thing to do with dookie,” or to like the way to deal with it, then it would be me. “The best way to paint with dookie.” No, like, “What do you do with your dookie?” “Dookie hobbies.” “How do you do away with your doodoo?” Then that would be, if it’s techniques, it’s me. If it’s- Okay, but what does your higher mind tell you? Me. My higher mind tells me you as well. Oh good. So let’s go with that. Okay, can I be the- I think this is like a good, a healthy sized dookie. Like if you’re, if your dookie Oh shoot, is this big around it’s me. and about that long, you’ve made good decisions. Wade Boggs, you’ve made good decisions. There you go. It was me. You firmly established yourself as the dookie expert according to Kayla Price. Well, I gotta say, either our higher higher mind is inaccurate or we don’t believe, or the higher mind thing doesn’t work. So, these are our psychic, whoa, that’s reflective. Good gracious. These are our ps, where do, can I put this, Psychic friends? Is that what you were gonna say? Can you put it on your side? Dionne Warwick. Psychic Friends Network. Can we do that, Morgan? Sure. Uhuh. cuz I, cuz you want us to- Matchy? You want us to do like, we’re gonna actually draw on this. Yeah, yeah. So this is a, obviously this is all people that you know and love from the “Mythical” crew. Yeah. And this is all people who are just, you know, celebrities. And we basically, based on astrological signs and compatibility that comes with that. We are technically from that perspective, more compatible with one of these celebrities than the others. Or maybe two, two of ’em, you know, whatever. So, is psychic friends the best term here, Stevie? No. You don’t know? Okay. Astrological matches Astrological matches. Astrological matches. Astrology. Let’s define that first of all. You gonna take all of the time to read all of, everything on this card? I don’t. A range of practices to utilize the placement of celest- Okay, yeah I don’t. Can we just go by feeling? For a moment? Yeah, I kind of, because I feel like your vibe is probably what we’re talking about here Yeah. and then we see if astrology actually matches up with that. Well. But as we do that, talk, I mean- I’ll tell you right now, first of all like my hero growing up, hold the back of that so I can use some sort of pressure. With Judge Judy. This thing is crap! Oh, let’s, let’s. There we go. I could also do this. You could just tell me where to do it. You want to go to Flavor Flav? All the way to Flavor Flav? Oh man. Now I think hero. I think I dressed up as Flavor Flav one year for Halloween, but it involved no sort of paint. Okay. I just wanna be clear. I just turned my hat sideways, and I danced like him. Yeah, right. Yeah. Yep. That’s why I kept asking you who, “Who are you?” I did wear, I was wearing a clock. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was wearing a clock. Yeah, well that helped. Okay. So he’s my, he’s- But is he your spiritual match? I could see that, first of all. Psychic match Vibe match. Vibe match. I could see you and Flavor Flav hanging out. I think that’s when, did you want me to talk about what happened in the show? Is that what you were asking? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what? They showed their true colors. I mean. Well, what about that last round? Hey, I mean, I guess she had a 25% chance, and she went against, Logic. what would be like a logical guess. And that was quite a risk She also kinda went if she didn’t have against what she said, higher intuition. and like. But it’s okay. It’s okay. She what? Well, you know, she had that moment where she conjectured about the banana or the quartz in a way and then she went against, Yeah. what she said. She pulled a Link. Yeah. Completely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, “I know what she’s about to say.” Maybe you’re a psychic. And then she said, maybe, yeah. Yes. Maybe I’m just a wayward psychic. Well, okay. I know that we’re both very skeptical that this stuff has any merit to it, but here’s what I will say. I think that in the environment that we tested that in, which is very much like, it’s not, there’s nothing about what we did, what that was scientific in the way if you, actually, there are some, you know, as scientific as you can get in evaluating like the power of psychics and mediums. And there are some like legit like, we’re talking, like actual universities that you would respect, that continue to study these things. They come to conclusions, where guys who go in thinking, “There’s no way that this could be true,” or like, “There might be something, there might be something going on here,” but I don’t think it’s something that you’re gonna find or prove in the setting that we just explored. Yeah, there’s a little bit too much There’s gotta be like, multiple- comedy at play, you know. You know, I wasn’t, I’d like to think I wasn’t making fun of them and I did take seriously, but like when they got it wrong, I’m like, “Come on, I have to eat worms here.” Yeah. I was a little, Right. I was a little disappointed. Well, and she was very, she was, was that Kimberly? Kimberly. Kim was a medium. She was just. She was very confident. There was no, you know, she was special, you know, yeah, so. Yeah. Yeah. And I just learned some devastating news in regards to the art trips, that Linda was actually told that Jessie was an interior designer before the show. So, if anything, Linda is very good at acting. You’re joking. No. I guess she had commented on how nice the green room looked and so it just came up naturally in conversation. And then Linda played you, sucker! Yeah, so the only one who got it right has now been proven as a fox. Well that’s how some of this stuff works, right? Well, can we, and can we talk about Gloria for a second? I mean, I know this couldn’t have made the edit, cuz it just took too much time. Yeah, that’s gonna be a “Mythical Society” exclusive. The Gloria exclusive. When Kim sat down for her first round, she immediately was like, you could, I looked at her and we were like trying to communicate with her and she was obviously act, she had this look on her face like, “I’m hearing someone else speak right now.” She wasn’t using her eyeballs, even though they were open. And then she was like, “Gloria, Gloria, Gloria is hyper.” She was like, “There’s a somebody, there’s a Gloria here that wants to speak to someone” And then, then- And she was like, “This has to happen right now!” Cuz we were like, “Let’s roll on this.” And she was like, “No! Right now! This Gloria used to go into the forest with you and to collect acorns and one time you hurt your finger so bad that they thought there were gonna have to be cosmetic surgery.” And at that moment, over the microphone, we hear the voice of David Hill who says, “My sister’s Gloria.” And I was like, “Is she dead?” No. Ah. My mom is Gloria. We’re gonna, if you want to see it unfold, so we’re gonna put that on the “Mythical Society?” Yeah. We can do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We’re gonna put that on the “Mythical Society” and we’ll put it up there for free. And we’re also putting a bonus round. So it’ll be on the, it’ll be on the initiate tier. So, all you gotta do is sign up. You don’t have to if you’re not a paying member, which you should be, because it’s worth it. We’ll let you see that one on the initiate tier. We also did a bonus round with Kim, Mm. so that she could redeem herself. Did she? We’ll also, we’re gonna put that on the “Society.” Did she? Yeah, so to find out what happened there. But the, so, I don’t think David was the Gloria we’re looking for. Does anybody else honestly have a Gloria connection? No, we were all actively contemplating a Gloria connection. Oh man, I’m just- The acorns Were very specific. Yeah. Okay, we’re about to blast out to the entire crew that’s not on stage right now, Does anybody, yeah. without context Gloria, acorn. if anyone knows Gloria, yes. And also the finger injury, which David said. Okay, so David, can you come to a mic real quick and tell us what your finger injury was when you were younger? I cut myself on like a prickly leaf. On a leaf? It’s like a two inch. On a prickly leaf? You know those little prickly green plants with the prickly- Like a holly sprig? Yeah. Dude, that’s, And you remember it? That is reaching, man. You remember that? That’s not, Yeah, we were a kids. That doesn’t qualify. I was like 10 years old. Okay. So, he pricked himself with a holly leaf. Hey, that could be it. Concur. Did it require cosmetic surgery? No, no, no. Hm. Just a bandaid. Just a- Just a bandaid. Alright, so Judge, I’m a- I know you like Judge Judy, But I’m actually thinking about who I would want to be friends with, like who I imagine being compatible with. This is such a unique list of people. I know. Stevie, honestly I’m having trouble putting you with anybody. That’s, yeah me too. I would like to put myself with also Martha Stewart, because I need that type of authority figure in my life. I think Martha’s chill now, every clip I see of Martha, she’s just like, Martha’s great. Oh yeah. She’s chill. She’s chill, but she’s, you know what? She’s been through it and she knows how to set a table. True. This is the type of energy I need. You need someone to set the table for you. Not to set a table, but the type of energy where you can command a room and say, “You know what? I could hang out with Snoop Dogg and make it great for both of us.” That, and again, Snoop Dogg, Flava Flav, I mean, again there’s her relationship to the Hip Hop world, which of course I am, increasingly associated with. Increasingly, yeah. Day by day. So, put another mark right there for Martha Stewart for me. Okay, this is- Well, just go off the- No, I want to do this. I want people to be able to see that it came from you. So, I don’t know. I actually am kind of feeling a little bit over Cardi B, like if I think about like, who I would just be compatible with. Why is that? She- Are we thinking? Sorry, are we thinking? Yeah, we’re thinking She’s a loose cannon. more like friend, like really good friends with vibe, is what we’re going with? Yeah, you know. Okay, okay. Loosely, yeah. I mean, I tend to, I mean I tend to become friends with people who, are a little bit more, how do you say this? Nicely? Nicely. People who don’t necessarily have their shit together. You know, you’re my best friend and then my wife is my best friend as well. And neither one of you have your shit together. I love how, I love how you’re like shitting it. That’s great. Alright. So, Cardi B. I agree with that. So I think that our energies, I think Martha Stewart’s too buttoned up for me even though she is cool. I mean you would, yeah, around Cardi B I actually think- you would just be making the same faces you make to me and Jessie, with Cardi B. Now, I will say, I actually think while obviously there, I have a beard and hair, yes, and I’m tall, which is really the only resemblance to Jason Momoa. Our personalities are so different. I actually think we might be pretty compatible, because he’s just like a, he’s just like a- Yeah, but it would just be weird, because you tried so hard to look like him. You need to get tattoos on the side of your head, dude. Oh, I’m signed up. I have me an appointment. That’d be a good idea. So I actually think that from an astrological standpoint there might be some Jason Momoa, I think he needs to go with, compatibility. Davin. Like I can totally see that. Like Jason Momoa is Davin’s sidekick. This sounds like a TV show. Like Davin in a suit, you know, like Davin really buttoned up. Jason Momoa, slinking around. Wait, I’m sorry, Jason Momoa as Davin’s sidekick? I just wanted to make sure. Yes. Okay, okay, okay. Yeah. Okay, I can do that. And then- I don’t have any problem with that. Let’s go to Josh and then come back to- Poor Josh. I can see Josh and Judge Judy, workin’ together. Why? Oh yeah, yeah. There’s like some dry, there’s some, some humor comps I feel, like. Yes, there’s like just some sort of like very specific like, authoritative knowledge about an area. You know what I’m saying? But it feels like, and then he would cook for her and she would judge him at night. At night? I’m thinkin’ about them sexually together. Okay. Can’t believe of them, That’s something that I’d Sexually. wanted to think about today. Stevie. Stevie, you’re not Okay. compatible with anybody. No. I feel actively repelled by, well, the only one that I don’t feel repelled by is Jason Momoa, but I just don’t feel like that’s the vibe, you know? No. Like if I found out that you and Jason Momoa were really good friends, first of all, I’d be like, “Okay.” That’s fair. I’m sorry Stevie, you don’t get a friend on this list. That feels like the best choice, I think. No, I think it would be, I could see like, see if Stevie was like, “Me and Cassie are goin’ on a, like we’re goin’ on, we’re doin’ this like multi-day hike and one of our friends is going with us.” And I’m like, “Who’s your friend?” You know, “Oh, Jason Momoa.” I don’t think so. If I were to choose, It feels like that works. I’m saying Judge Judy. I’m saying Judge Judy. You think Stevie and Judge Judy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I think we’re too alike, me and Judge Judy. I agree. I don’t think we would- I think you actually, I think you actually, I think you’ve got compatibility with Jason Momoa. Alright, and so do we have official answers, you think? Yeah. So, before, Great. I haven’t looked at the official, like it’s basically, there’s different categories with percentages that have the most matchiness. That’s the term. Right. And so there’s, I don’t even know how to say this, first one. Conjugal. No. No. Is it? is it? Oh, that’s how you spell conjugal. Okay. Compatibility. That’s just like sexual. Yes, what and how you love are determined by Venus’ position. And then there’s emotional, which is your emotions, moods and feelings determined by the moon. Sexual, determined by Mars. Communication determined by Mercury. And that’s all. So, based on that, here are our, Based on that farce, matches, yeah. Yeah, cuz right off the bat, Rhett your match is actually Flavor Flav, which is just not- Nope, that makes sense. And, Yeah, it’s a 100% a match I don’t think flavor flav envisaged together. for conjugal and emotional. 99% Sexual. Do I get a conjugal visit with Flavor Flav? And 100% for communication. Yeah, boy! Like, that’s like- That’s what it will sound like. That I believe is the highest match out of any other match on this entire board. Dang! So, like me and Flavor Flav can hang out and just talk forever. Talk, do other things. You will be crawling back to me, dude. Begging. Mate. But I’d make you wear a clock from then on. Yeah. I’d do that. So, based on Rhett and Flavor Flav, Link, do we wanna change Link’s answer? No. Maybe Link’s Cardi B. Link is Cardi B. Okay. But not nearly as close, so, No Martha Stewart for me, huh? Conjugal 70%, emotional 74%, sexual 58%. Huh. Hey, hey, that’s in the positive, that’s all I can say. And communication 72%. 51 and above. Oh, look at me. Okay, I’m with Judge Judy. Conjugal 81%, emotional 81%, sexual 96%. Whoa, shoot! Okay, Judy. She’s got that lesbian haircut. That sounds like a new TV show. You were picturing the wrong, you were picturing the wrong pair sexually, Rhett. and whoa, I just pictured that. Communication 84%. The robe with that doily at the top. Hey, she doesn’t wear anything under that robe. Oh! A lot of people don’t know that she’s stark naked under that robe. I have my, Oh, was in a relationship something like, oh. And she’s in really good shape as you can see in that picture right there. Judge Judy keeps it tight. No, I can’t see the picture. If they can see a memorant. That’s a photoshop, man. We have a double-up here, which means a threesome. And that is Josh and Flavor Flav and Rhett Pah! all together, which is, That sounds like a good time. hot. But Josh and Flavor Flav have a little bit less of a connection. Conjugal 92, emotional 88, sexual 88, communication 92, still strong. So I guess he’ll be saying, Still strong. he’d be saying, “Yeah, boys.” So does that mean that Josh and I also have a strong connection? I don’t know how astrology works. You do. Yes. Yeah. You will after this. Okay. And Davin, surprise, surprise, Jason Momoa. Conjugal 71, Emotional 68, sexual 71, communication 79. Yep. Yep. Wow. That is just summin’ else. This all feels very real. And you know what else goes together? These two mugs. I wanna ask you to buy these mugs. There’s two different ones. You can get ’em separately at mythical.tom, but .tom. .tom, yeah that’s- Ah, you get a discount for purchasing both. Bring your mug in here, man. See how they go together. Oh, tick. See how they go together? See, almost conjugal. And then they both have a, Quality, they have. They both have a thing on the other side, so. New year. Same mug. Same mug. So, drink up and get yourself one. Haven’t grabbed the Colorful Conversations mug yet? Well, let’s talk about that. Get ’em now at mythical.com.