Survey says (bell dings) that’s the dumbest answer I’ve ever heard. – Let’s talk about that. (light theme music) Good Mythical Morning. – Now a few years back we played a game where we had to guess the craziest answers from a variety of game shows, including “Family Feud”, which I think might be our collective favorite game show. – Which is why we’re like let’s do it again but why not only do “Family Feud”? – Yeah that’s what you were trying to get to, which is a good sign because we’re gonna see if we can be as stupid as the dumb answers that people sometimes give on “Family Feud”. – Name something a doctor might pull out of a person. (bell dinging) – [Steve] Darcy. – A gerbil. (audience laughing) No. (man in white shirt laughing) (audience clapping) I didn’t say that. – Yes, yes you said it, you said it. (Rhett and Link laughing) – It’s time for Who Wants to be a Game Show Failure-naire? “Family Feud” edition. – Typically Stevie leads us through these type of games, but today we have someone special sitting in her spot. Take it away. – [Stevie] That’s right, it’s me, Stevie Harvey. I’m wearing a mustache and an oversized suit. – I can hear that. – I can hear it. – Yes. – I can hear it. – I can hear the slight muffling. – [Stevie] My voice is not affected but trust me, my name is Stevie Harvey. Okay, here is how this is gonna work. Just like last time, we’re gonna show you a clip and freeze it right before the contestant gives their answer. – Okay. – [Stevie] Whoever gets closest to their answer wins a point, and the winner gets a “Family Feud” style board of compliments sourced from the Mythical crew. – Oh well very nice. – Ding ding ding ding ding. – [Stevie] Y’all ready for the first clip? – Yes. – Yes. – [Stevie] Let’s see it. – We got top five answers on the board. Name a kind of soup that’s not appropriate for the office. (buzzer dinging) – Name a soup that what? – A suit. – Suit. A type of suit. – A suit. You know I just have to go with what I would say. I mean if I were on “Family Feud” I would be nervous, and I would be saying some dumb stuff. Not that I ever say dumb stuff. – Oh yeah I mean I know what the number one answer is, but that’s not a dumb answer. – What do you think the number one answer is? – Birthday suit is the number one answer. – Oh no that actually would be a good one for this. – Okay. – I said latex suit. – Oh okay. Okay I can see how that– – That is a thing. Makes you very sweaty. – I mean this is the dumb, this is dumb, I went with a gerbil suit. (backstage workers laughing) ‘Cause that I mean. – ‘Cause we’re on a roll. – Yeah right? I mean I don’t know. – All right let’s see it. – Like a furry. – Name a kind of soup that’s not appropriate for the office. (buzzer dinging) – [Steve] Rick. – Chicken noodle. (everyone laughing) – See? – Hey yo. – Suit. (audience clapping) – Oh gosh man. – Dude! – Don’t touch me. – I yeah I’m with you man. – Chicken noodle suit. (Rhett laughing) – Look at him. – You don’t wear no damn chicken noodle soup in here. (audience laughing) – He still don’t know. (buzzer dinging) – Yeah chicken though. (backstage workers laughing) – Hey I was with you. – [Stevie] Okay yeah okay here’s the hard part is that we have to choose– – I should get that right by being exactly like that. – [Stevie] You did misunderstand in the same way. – But his answer though. – [Stevie] Yeah, a gerbil is an animal. – Is an animal. – [Stevie] As is chicken. (Stevie laughs) Is that what we’re doing here? – It’s gotta, you gotta come up with some reason and to give us a point– – Okay Rhett gets the point. I’m sorry. – I will take it. – [Stevie] Everyone in the comments section. Let’s just see he next clip. – All right. (audience clapping) – See James we ask 100 women name something specific of Leonardo DiCaprio’s you’d like to hold. (Rhett laughs) – Something specific of Leonardo DiCaprio’s you’d like to hold. (everyone laughing) – Leo’s. – It’s gotta be a dumb answer Link. – [Link] It’s gotta be a dumb answer. – Okay. – It’s a lot harder to write with this other hand. (backstage workers laughing) – Yeah yeah you see I feel sorry for you. – All capitals. – [Stevie] This seems like a hard question like to play for real no? Like that’s so specific. – All of the questions are to bait people into saying stuff for this. – Oh yeah the whole game has become let’s do something that gets on YouTube. – Which is why. – We love it. – It’s amazing. (backstage workers laughing) I mean I freaking love it. How often do you just watch “Family Feud” clips? – It is one of my favorite weekend activities. (backstage workers laughing) – You watch– – By myself. – You were telling me this and you forgot we were doing this episode today and you were just casually telling me about how you were re watching the baby baby baby “Family Feud” clip. – No no mommy. – Mommy that’s right. What’d you say? – Well I almost said gerbil just so you know because it would still work. If you had to hold Leonardo DiCaprio’s gerbil. (backstage workers laughing) – You could do it for the whole episode. – But I went with spot in line. (backstage workers laughing) That’s a dumb answer but it makes sense right? – It seems like a really smart answer. – Okay. (Rhett laughs) – I mean a dumb answer’s wanger. – Well yeah okay but that’s typical answer, typical answer. – [Stevie] I mean it is very specific. Let’s see what he actually said. (audience clapping) – See James we ask 100 women name something specific of Leonardo DiCaprio’s. – Women. – You’d like to hold? – The Mona Lisa, his painting. (audience clapping) – Oh. (Link laughing) – Look at look at the guy! Look at him. – Look at his face. – Look at his family, he’s like. – The family, the mom is. – Leonardo da Vinci. That one. – That’s a good one. – You gotta go big Stevie. – Okay so. – [Steve] Paintings. (buzzer dinging) – So the funny thing about this is we’re like he’s the fifth guy in line. So they’ve gone all the way down to him presumably– – Right. – No no no not necessarily ’cause there was one strike. – No yeah they must not have. – So yeah. – He must’ve been the first one. – Yeah but he did not pick up on the fact they were talking about DiCaprio and not da Vinci. I don’t know which one’s closer. – Okay wait yeah. – [Stevie] Yeah wanger or spot in line. Which is closer to Mona Lisa? (backstage workers laughing) – Well the wanger– – Mona Lisa didn’t have a wanger. – Is a body part. And the Mona Lisa has a body. And but sometimes you have to wait in line to see the Mona Lisa. – How about this– – Oh I got a lot of– – It’s quite a line, it’s quite a line. – And you gave Rhett the last point. And now– – I think you should give Link this one. – Should give me this one. – You know because– – Okay great. Link. – These are pretty arbitrary. – [Stevie] The point is yours. Here is the next clip. (bell dinging) (audience cheering) – Let’s go! – All right Cole family here’s your shot. Now name something friends email you pictures of that you wish they wouldn’t. – All right Steve we’re going with. – Okay I do not understand what he’s– – Friends. – Name something your friends email you pictures of that they shouldn’t. – Okay. Now first of all, if I go to my family reunion it’s the Cole family reunion. This is my family. If they’re from Georgia. – Their last name is your brother’s first name? – Yeah that’s why my brother is named that because we’re from the Cole family. – Well I didn’t know that. – So I feel like I should be in tune with these people. – [Stevie] And to clarify, it’s name something your friends email you pictures of that you wish they wouldn’t. (Rhett laughing) – Oh man. – I’m trying not to just write wangers again. (backstage workers laughing) And you trying not (Rhett laughs) to write gerbils again. – You know. I man oh gosh I wanted to write something that would be a throwback joke for me and you, but (backstage workers laughing) it’s. – From our past? – From our past and you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about and it’s so fitting. And actually has to do with my brother. Should I just write it? – Just write it. – Okay. – That’ll tee up the story I guess. – Okay. I don’t know what this is gonna do to the rating of this video. – I’m gonna go first. I just think it’s completely random, it’s like random dumb like boats. – Yeah yeah yeah yeah right, she looks like she’s about to say “boats” in that picture. – It is a B. (backstage workers laughing) Boat like why did you say “boat”? – Okay, I think the thing you don’t want your friends to send you emails of, pictures on email, is it pictures of email? – Pictures on email. – On email. Is their pussy sores. (backstage workers laughing) – Okay yep, those are gross. Pussy sores are the grossest– – These are sores that have puss on them. (backstage workers laughing) – Right. – It’s a very– – They’re oozing. – It’s a– – Nobody wants to see an oozing sore. – It’s like a wound that’s a sore and it’s got puss that’s coming out of it. (Link sighs) Survey says. (Stevie laughs) – [Stevie] Let’s see. – Name something friends email pictures of that you wish they wouldn’t. – All right Steve we’re going with bowel movements. (audience clapping) They told me to. – They told me to. – They told me to. – Look at his face. (Rhett laughs) – [Woman In Blue Shirt] Boys. – Like that. – Bowel movements. – It’ll be up there. It’ll be up there. All the time. It’s up there Steve. – [Link] “All the time” he says. – It’s up there. – No it’s not. (Rhett and Link laughing) – [Rhett] He says “no it’s not.” – Bang. – Bowel movement. (bell dinging) (upbeat music) – Oh! – Oh! – I love that game. (audience cheering) Hey can we lobby with congress to get Steve Harvey do making that face on a stamp? (backstage workers laughing) Like with his mouth open? Like that’s, I feel like that’s America’s symbol. – As if to say, you’re still using stamps? (Rhett and Link laugh) Don’t hit my shoulder. – I wanna hit you in that damn shoulder so many times. – I can’t say funny stuff on this show anymore. – Oh yeah you gotta be, well you gotta watch yourself. – I mean you literally, you touched the spot where it was broken– – But I touched it gently. – But you gently, but you did (backstage workers laughing) touch the spot. – Can I tell you the story about pussy sores? – No, there’s no story! (backstage workers laughing) Boats, do I get the point? – No ’cause boat– – Boats has an O and so does poop. – But this is something from your body that’s nasty. – It has two S’s. – This is a nasty thing, that’s not something you brag about. – All right. – Yeah unfortunately we’re going with pussy sores for this one. – Yep you’re right. He gets the point. – I’ll tell you the story later and more, I’ll tell you the story and more. – [Stevie] Okay let’s see the next clip. – This is a morbid thought, but name something you might be holding in your hand on the day you die. – Oh something you may be holding in your hand the day you die. Is it just me or are the buzzer podiums a lot farther apart? – Yeah since COVID they got farther apart. – Interesting. I totally forgot the question. – Name something you wouldn’t wanna have in your hand on the day you die. – Day you die. – [Stevie] No that you might be holding. – That you might be holding? – [Stevie] Yeah. – Might be. – Unfortunately my answer is I think I can write with my write hand. – You could also. – Huh I can. (backstage workers laughing) I can! I can write with my right hand! It’s actually less legible but it’s faster. Okay. – All right? – All right. (Rhett sighs) Okay. – I went with the Mona Lisa. (backstage workers laughing) – And I said a Panda Express gift card. – Yeah well, equally possible scenarios. – Right, you could die with it in your hand. – [Stevie] Let’s see which one of those two it is. – This is a morbid thought, but name something you might be holding in your hand on the day you die. – My dead mother’s tooth, I don’t know. (audience laughing) – Your dead mother’s. (Rhett laughing) What? – Tooth. I haven’t– – Your dead mother’s what? – I’m sorry I. – Oh my god. – It’s a good answer. (Rhett and Link laughing) – Oh my god. – You said morbid. – We’re going to hell for this. (audience laughing) Where did this come from? This can’t be up here. Who got their dead mother’s tooth? Where did you get it from. (buzzer dinging) – Yeah that’s not up there. – When they die you die with your dead mother’s tooth in your hand? (Rhett groaning) – That woman did that thing where she’s like I’m gonna start talking and something will come. – One word is gonna lead to another. – My dead mothers tooth. – Mother’s tooth. (backstage workers laughing) – It’s a great way to live life though, you know about that way? – Shoot, shoot. – You know about that way of living life. – Yeah one word at a time. – Mona Lisa is a dead woman. – How how. (backstage workers laughing) – Yep. – Who had teeth. – Rhett gets the point. – We think. – But a panda. (Link groans) (Rhett laughs) (bell dinging) – But you just immediately gave up. You immediately gave up. – Panda’s have teeth. – Okay before we look at our next clip, we want to show you the very next issue. – Come on. – Of Blood Oath. – Look at that. – It’s our most recent quarterly collectible item. – It’s a comic book written by us in collaboration with fan tunes. Rhett and Link versus Barber and Jade. – And Jade. – Yes, our dogs. You gotta join 3rd degree monthly by January 31st to get this thing. It is a collectors item, it’s the only way you can get it. Go to mythicalsociety.com for details. It has a back, it has many pages, the illustrations will blow your mind. – [Stevie] All right let’s see the next one. – Ow! – Oh gosh. – Elbow just hit that. (audience clapping) – Here’s only one strike. If a man died cheating on his wife, name something his wife might do with the ashes. (Link laughs) – Okay. – If a man– – Man died. – Cheating on his wife, what would the wife do with the ashes? Okay. (Link laughs) (backstage workers laughing) Writing with my right hand. As long as I put stuff in the right place it kinda works. I’m just going with my gut here, like the first dumbest thing I could think of. It’s a lot less words than he’s (backstage workers laughing) writing apparently. – Okay. – I said eat them. – That’s pretty good. I kinda went with a similar answer, I said sprinkle them on ice cream and force feed it to the woman he screwed. (backstage workers laughing) – Oh dang. – [Stevie] Okay let’s see. – If a man died cheating on his wife, name something his wife might do with the ashes. – Pee on them. I don’t know. (everyone laughing) – Good answer. – Good answer. – That is a good answer. – Yep (Rhett mumbling) – Yep she’s pretty pissed. (audience laughing) – That’s good Steve. (Rhett laughs) – Pee on it! (audience laughing) (bell dinging) (audience cheering) – Dang. – And it was on the board. – Six people out of 100. – Give feed to his hoe. – Oh! – It says that right there. – [Rhett] Whoa nine people said my answer! – Feed to his hoe? (backstage workers laughing) They said hoe on “Family Feud”? – I almost said. – Or did it was it that they didn’t have room to write the whole answer? Feed to his house. Like what’s going on? – The crazy thing is as I was writing it I was like it would be funny if I said to that, and I was gonna think of a derogatory term, but I was like I can’t do that, but they did it on “Family Feud”. – Hoe is a part of the “Family Feud” vernacular. – Okay Stevie I don’t know how you determine this one, but my answer is on the board already. – Stevie, do you know what he’s doing? He’s writing a whole bunch of words hoping that then he can make an argument (backstage workers laughing) that any subset of his words are closer than mine, but I went concise. And I– – Mine’s just a specific scenario. – This is something that you do to yourself which includes like peeing is kinda something you do with yourself. – Sprinkle rhymes with tinkle. – No that’s a stretch. Like peeing on it and eating it are both something that only requires you and revenge. (Stevie sighs) – [Stevie] It’s a hard, you’re putting me in such a hard place, I must say, as Stevie Harvey, but sprinkle does rhyme with tinkle. (Rhett laughs) So the point will go to Rhett. – Yeah I mean dude. And (bell dings) my answer was on the board. And it’s actually a better answer than the one that it was. – [Stevie] But there are more points up for grabs let’s see. – More points up for grabs. – The next clip. – Feed to his hoe. – Name something that follows the word pork. – Pork? I think I got this one. – Go for it then. – E-Pig. – You know what? I’m gonna chalk this one up to my late night TikTok “Family Feud” sessions and say porcupine! – [Stevie] Let’s see. – Name something that follows the word pork. – Upine. (Rhett laughs) (audience laughing) – Yes sir! – Man shoot! – That’s the only one I’ve actually seen. – Look at his reaction. (contestants shouting) – Yes! – Upine. (woman in pink mumbling) – What is cupine? – So– – Cupine! – Is Steve the one who’s lost? (buzzer dinging) What is cupine? (audience clapping) He said and a porcupine. – Yeah porcupine. – So Stevie, he did not write cupine, he just wrote. (backstage workers laughing) He wrote the whole word. – You know as soon as you turned around your board Link, we were like oh great he can get two points for this one, and then Rhett turned around his board. – But he wrote pork. – I wanted to show you– – Porcupine. – Sure. – The full thing man. – [Stevie] I’m sorry, am I apologizing? I’m sorry, the point goes to Rhett. – He cheated, he cheated. – That’s not cheating. – He was studying. – I didn’t know we were playing this game. – He was brushing up. – And I saw that like at least a year ago. – [Stevie] The good news is that this is the last one and it is worth four points. (backstage workers laughing) So you can still tie. – Thank you Stevie. – Let’s look. – You can still tie. (audience clapping) – Hey miss Roberta, we gotta slow it down now. Wilkins family can still we got two strikes. 100 women, tell me country where you think the men are sexier than American men? (Link laughs) – Look at her thinking face. (backstage workers laughing) – A country– – I love Robert’s thinking face. – A country where the men are sexier than American men. (Link sighing) (backstage workers laughing) – She’s about to say something dumb. – She’s thinking hard. – All right. – All right. I think she did the old country state mix up and say “California”. – Oh crap, I have the same answer but I said Alabama. – [Stevie] Let’s see what she really said. – 100 women, tell me country where you think the men are sexier than American men? – United States of America. – Oh! (Rhett laughing) (audience clapping) – America. – Yep yep she still doesn’t know. (Steve laughing) – Look at see. – You know when your son doesn’t go “good answer mom” it’s. (everyone laughing) – Yeah that’s bad, that’s bad. – Most sons will support they mother no matter what. – No not this one. – I love that she doesn’t realize. – You said that you were oh wow, your boy went, “damn mama.” (everyone laughing) United States of America. (buzzer dinging) – Yeah that’s not it. So. – The United States of America. – So we were both. – Well you’re both wrong. – Too specific. – [Stevie] But. – Which one’s more American? – [Stevie] America starts with an A as does Alabama which means Link (bell dinging) takes this round, which means it’s a tie! – Yeah! That’s right. – [Stevie] So we get to see (Rhett clapping hands) compliment boards if we could. – Oh okay. See we both get to win. – Oh and Good Mythical MORES when we’re gonna see those– – Oh we get to push it there. – Lots of things you can hear about those pussy sores. (backstage workers laughing) And you’re going to see our compliment boards. 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