It’s “Lunchbox Review” time. I’m Riley and this is Jonah. Yeah, I’m Jonah and my dad packed my lunch so I know it’s gonna be the best lunch in the whole entire world. Wow, my dad made the most beautiful lunch. Mine looks ugly. Kinda like my mom’s wardrobe. Wow. I got Jell-O. My mom eats 10 to 15 of those every night. I got sushi. I saw on Dateline that sushi can kill you ’cause it has E. coli. Check it out. I got a burger. And my dad cut it so it looks like a J for Jonah. Your dad made it look so yummy. These goldfish smell sad. Like my mom. Wow, my dad also packed me candy. I wish I got candy instead of grapes. I had to pack these myself ’cause my mom fell asleep on the kitchen counter. Oh my God, I got mayonnaise and a nice straw to slurp it up with. Anyways, my lunch gets one outta 10 juice boxes. Not good. Try harder next time, Mom. Mine is a perfect 10 outta 10 juice boxes. My dad rocks. Thanks for watching.
