GMM 2314: What’s The Best Cotton Candy Snack? Taste Test

Can we remember all the cotton candy flavors? – Let’s talk about that. (bright music) – Gooooood Mythical Morning. – With an ingredients list of only air and sugar cotton candy has to be one of the simplest treats around. – Happy Cotton Candy Day, daddies. (laughing) – Hey, it’s Cotton Candy Randy! – Oh lord. (crew laughing) Let’s just get right into it. It’s time for (dramatic music) ♪ Memory flavor, memory flavor, memory flavor, flavor match ♪ Cotton candy. – It turns out the cotton candy market is flooded with flavors beyond just cotton candy flavor. The Mythical crew found multiple companies online offering dozens and dozens of cotton candy in all kinds of wild flavors. But here’s the thing, after ordering tons of flavors from several of these companies, only one actually sent us what we ordered. – For real? – Yeah, the rest just ghosted us. – What the crap? – Yeah. So today we’ll be trying a bunch of cotton candy flavors we’ve never tried before from Chocolate Storybook, not a sponsor, but we did want to give you some props, Chocolate Storybook. – They don’t even have cotton candy in their name. All right. Not only will we need to identify what each flavor is by tasting it, – Yeah. – But we also have to locate it on our flavor memory board, manned by the lovely Channa Height. Hello, Channa. – Hello, thanks for calling me lovely. – Yeah, just as shiny as ever. – Yep, I think you requested that. You’re welcome. – It is in my contract. – Whoever wins gets the honor of being crowned Cotton Candy Prince Rememberington. – [Stevie] Alright, gentlemen, please direct your attention to the board. You’ll have 20 seconds to look at all your flavor options in their spots. And remember, these are the locations for the entirety of the game. – I gotta remember that too? – Yeah. – Remember it. – [Stevie] This time around you’ll get one point for guessing the flavor and an additional point for guessing the correct spot, and- – There we go. – [Stevie] You get a special lifeline for this game. Only on the round of your choice you’ll each have the opportunity to bring Cotton Candy Randy out to help you taste a flavor and tell you what it he thinks it is. Channa, please start revealing the flavors. – Okay. – Okay. (gentle music) – Okay, oh my gosh. – [Stevie] Your 20 seconds begins now. – I just get so overwhelmed. – Just don’t speak. (timer ticking) (ticking continues) (horn blasts) – [Stevie] Okay, look away. I know that you’ve memorized everything so this should be easy. – [Rhett] Golly. – I’m not, I just can’t look away. – [Stevie] Look at you cheating! – I need all the help I can get. – Hey, is that, I mean, I don’t know. – All right. – I don’t feel great. – I mean, did you memorize all those? (dramatic music) It’s just in a cup, it’s not on the stick. – Yeah. – [Link] All right, so there’s some white pieces. There’s, like some- – Slightly darker- – Grayish-brown stripes. Mm, that’s not bad. – That’s quite nice, quite nice. – [Stevie] It looks like dirty snow – Oh, is that a hint? (crew laughing) It doesn’t taste like poop snow. – It still kind of tastes like cotton candy, though. – Yeah, there’s a subtle something to it. So we get to write down our flavor and our tile number independently. So Stevie, this is an update, if you get the flavor right- – [Stevie] Yeah, we needed to throw you a bone, you know? It’s like, it’s just so hard watching you guys just score zero points and… – Yeah, I know. – Yeah. – I think I have a decent guess. Now, where, where was that? Seven? – I believe that Chase just pointed at the board. – Channa. – [Rhett] Channa, Channa just pointed at the board. – [Link] Channa just said seven, so. – Whenever you ask Channa to point at the board he will always point at seven. – [Link] Were you always pointing at the whole board or were you just pointing at seven? – See, look, see? – What are you pointing, are you pointing at the whole thing or one thing? – Yeah. – All right, he’s going full mime for it. I think I remember root beer float and it did look like that. It could have tasted like that. And I mean, I went with Channa, seven. (crew laughing) – To me, it tasted most like cotton candy, but also if I had to narrow it down to a flavor I did see wedding cake up there and I think it was maybe 12. – [Link] But why would it be gray? – [Stevie] Well, you just had cookies and cream cotton candy. – Oh, that makes sense. – It’s so, it’s very subtle. – [Link] Yeah. – I don’t know where you got the root beer from, but I was tasting like a cake, a cakey thing, maybe the cookie-ness. – But did we get lucky? – [Stevie] No, it was hidden behind spot number six. (bell chimes) – I was so close to it. Is that what you were pointing at, Channa? (buzzer buzzes) – No, he was pointing at seven, the one you chose. – Okay, what’s behind seven? (bell chimes) – Blue raspberry. – Argh, blue rasp-berry. – And was I right about wedding cake? (bell chimes) – Wedding cake. – Look at that, I was wrong, but right. – But you don’t get a point. – Don’t get a point, I just get a little pride, little pride point. (dramatic music) Hey, I have more white cotton candy. – This one doesn’t have any- – Discoloration. – Special added colors. – Oh, okay. – Ugh. – That one’s easy. – This one tastes nasty. I’ve tasted this before. Shoot, I don’t know what it is. It’s easy to you? – No. – Okay, now that he’s put his answer down, can I call in Randy to help me and he not change his answer? – [Stevie] Yeah. – In fact, that’s probably how the lifeline should work, the other guy has to remain- – Alright, so you’re locked in. I need some help with this. It’s on the tip of my tongue. I can’t believe I’m doing this, but I’m requesting for Cotton Candy Randy to come back out. – I think this is good because I think Cotton Candy Randy has a lot of experience with cotton candy, right? – [Link] Of course. – Yeah, daddies, I’m here to lend my hands. – And I just wanna let you know I want you here. I called you here in this moment. – Yeah, man, that’s your bad. (laughing) All right, you wanna hear a sweet nothing? – Yes. – That’s not what you, okay. – I want you to join me and Channa at his summer home in Ibiza. There’s only one bed and it’s in the shower. – The old shower bed. – Gets a little moist. – I know you think you’ve been having bladder problems but I’m the one who’s been wetting your bed. (crew laughing) All right, – Taste this. – Give me some nums. – Lotta wet beds around here. – So what is this? – [Cotton Candy Randy] Mmm. – It’s something that Rhett knew immediately. – Oh yeah, that’s familiar. That takes me back. College, wild. – [Link] What is it? – [Cotton Candy Randy] Let’s see… – I don’t think he knows. – While you’re thinking- – Don’t distract him. – Is the flavor of your beard a different flavor than your facial hair? – Only one way to find out, join us in Ibiza. – (laughing) Join us in Ibiza. Oh, I’ll be there, don’t worry. – It seems like you didn’t know immediately. I mean, what, what- – Oh no, I’m just having a flood of sense memories. I’m just living in my mind palace right now. – So, so what is it, dude? – I think it’s blue raspberry, number… 69. Nice, just kidding. (laughing) I think it’s number seven. (crew laughing) – That’s not, that’s not like- – Is this going well? – You feel good? You feel good about this? – Hey, the man’s got a lot of experience with cotton candy. – I guess root beer float again. ‘Cause that’s all the all that I seem to be tasting today. I know it’s not. – I’m actually surprised that you didn’t, yeah, it is root beer float, man. That’s why you hated it. But it’s number five, I believe. – [Stevie] Well, it is indeed root beer float. You got that right. – Thanks, Randy. – [Stevie] Let’s see. Well, let’s see, Rhett, let’s see if you’re correct. (bell chimes) – I was so close! – [Stevie] Link, let’s see what you got. (bell chimes) – Maple bacon, I remember that. – Yes. How do you feel? – I’m having a great time. – Yeah, me too. Thank you, Randy. (dramatic music) Hey, a little off white again, but uniform. – Yeah, it’s brownish, brownish beige. Ooh, that’s- – That’s ahem. (both gagging) – I thought it was sweet and then it was just nasty. – That’s strong. – All right. – There’s only one flavor that that could be. – Yeah. – If we both don’t get this right and know where it’s at then I’m, I’m worried about that maybe you not just injured your elbow or your shoulder, but you injured your brain. – Right, yeah. – So we’re both going with maple bacon, number 10. – It’s that one. (Rhett exclaims) Bacon as a flavor is so obvious. – That’s, you said bacon, not maple bacon. That is not the flavor, Link. – Now, this is it, this is it. – [Stevie] All right, let’s see at first- – We nailed this one – No, you didn’t say maple bacon. – You know what I mean. – No, it is got a picture. You can’t do it now, no, no, no, no, no. You can’t do it now. It’s got, clearly, it’s got a maple syrup thing there. – Rhett, this is not a good look for you. – This is gonna go to Stevie. – What you’re doing right now is not a good look. – Link, if you wanna go to Ibiza with us you’re gonna have to be really specific with the kinds of things that you want there. – Oh, I like the way you hit the Z in Ibiza. – [Stevie] Well, let’s see what’s behind number 10. (bell chimes) – Maple bacon. – [Stevie] Okay, so it is the one that you both thought. – Hey, Stevie, what is that jar of? – I mean, we just saw it. I was just kind of like, I knew it was maple bacon. – Okay. – [Stevie] Well, let’s see what the real flavor is, let’s fly that out. – Oh, it’s maple bacon. – Yeah, exactly what I was thinking. (bell dings) I just didn’t wanna waste anybody’s time. – [Rhett] Okay. – [Stevie] I feel- – How about this? If it comes down to a tie, – [Stevie] All right. – I win. – [Stevie] Yeah, that seems fair, that seems fair. – I’m fine with that. (dramatic music) Hey, we released a second issue of our comic book, “Blood Oath.” It’s available exclusively on the Mythical Society. You gotta be 3rd degree monthly by January 31st to qualify for this thing. It’s Rhett and Link versus Barbara and Jade, our dogs and J.A.D.E., the AI. – Oh my goodness, that’s complex. – It’s an amazingly complex story chock full of amazing illustrations that you can soak up and collect forever. Mythicalsociety.com. – Hey, Link, look, I got some more white cotton candy. – Here it is. I mean, it seems like they’d want to throw some coloration in these to make ’em more interesting, at least to give us a hint. – Mm, now that one is good, my friends. – Yeah, this is a dessert. – I’m actually torn on this one. – [Link] It’s not fruity. – I’m torn. I’m torn. Remember Rip Torn? Actor. – Vaguely. – He died. – Vague-a-ly. – He died. And it was interesting because it was like RIP Rip Torn. – I think that’s why he named himself that ’cause he had a sense of humor. – Yeah. – All right. I have a decent feeling about this. – Okay, well then you go first. – I think this is donut at number 15. – Well, that’s a great guess- – Thank you. – It’s a desserty cakey thing. – It is a dessert cotton candy. – That’s why I went with wedding cake, 12. I couldn’t tell if it was wedding cake or donut. – [Stevie] All right, let’s see what Link chose behind 15. (bell chimes) – Frosted donut. – [Link] Yeah, you know, of the frosted variety. – [Stevie] All right, and how about behind 12? (bell chimes) – Wedding cake. – [Stevie] And let’s fly out what the real flavor was. – Wedding cake! – No! Dang it. (bell chimes) I mean, now that I know that it’s wedding cake. – It has a birthday cakey kind of flavor, but, like frosted donut and wedding cake, that’s real close, man. – I know. – You shouldn’t feel too bad about that, but it was definitely wrong. – ‘Cause it tastes, I mean, you’ve got, donut is made from some sort of cake. – Yeah. – It’s a cakey donut. – And that has frosting on it. I mean, it’s almost like a wedding cake. – So, if it’s a tie at the end, I pretty, I think that I should win. – (laughing) Yeah. (dramatic music) All right, we’ve got color. – Finally. Ooh, that is a nice consistency to it. Is it softer to you? It’s like, I mean, this should go on a loom. – [Rhett] You wanna make clothing outta cotton candy? – This is the best cotton candy I’ve ever tasted. ‘Cause I just wanna let you know, – [Together] I don’t like cotton candy. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – There’s two that jump out at me that I remember seeing. – It is, it is quite tasty. And I do think that the fact that it’s purple does things for me. – Okay, what did you write? – I wrote blueberry, number seven. – Ha! I wrote, I wrote happy blueberry, ’cause I knew that there was another word and I just wanted to rub it in your face that I knew there was another word. But I’m pretty sure it’s nine, dude. – I think we’ve already seen it. I don’t know. – [Stevie] Okay, let’s see what’s behind seven. – Raspberry! (both groaning) It has the word blue in it, but you blew it. – [Stevie] And what’s behind nine? – Come on, blueberry. Come on, blueberry. (bell chimes) (all laughing) – Jalapeno. – Is that a blueberry? – That’s a freaking jalapeno, jalapeno. – [Stevie] Let’s see, let’s bring in the flavor itself. See if y’all got that right. – Is it blueberry? – Oh, it’s blueberry jam. – Ah. – Okay, so, I mean, I don’t know what that means, but I did get the right fruit. – Well, it’s behind spot number four. (bell chimes) And yes, we have a, now that you’ve picked on Link with the maple bacon argument of it all. – Yeah, you didn’t say blue, dude. – Okay, all right, but- – So now we’re back even. – No, we’re not. – [Stevie] He didn’t say jam, he said blue, ’cause that’s part of the word blueberry. – I’m not, I’m not gonna take any points from this but I’m still holding onto the fact that when we both guessed the same thing, I was more accurate. And therefore, basically, if you want to do that I should get a half point for the last time and a half point for this. I should should have a full extra point if you wanna be fair about it. (bell dings) – I don’t, but what do you mean? – Y’all know what I mean. (dramatic music) We have a little mix here, some pink and some white. – White and pink. Sorry. Hmm, see, I don’t love this one either. – [Rhett] That’s odd. – But that blueberry jam, noted. That’s some good stuff. – You know what? Not that I necessarily need it at this point, but I do need to strengthen my friendship with Cotton Candy Randy. So I would like to call him in for his perspective on this. – Not that I necessarily need it. – Not that I know, just that I don’t think you can win at this point. – Oh. (crew laughing) – Hey daddy, before I chomp you wanna hear another sweet nothing? – Yes. – I’m making a wig out of the curly hairs you leave on the toilet seat. Hey, Link, did you go into Lens Crafters and ask him for the Jeffrey Dahmer special? (all laughing) All right, put it in the chomper. – That’s already been in the comments like 40 times. – I don’t read the comments, – Good. – Bad for my mental health. Ooh. Oh yeah, that’s really potent. Well, I’m getting a distinct alcohol taste, so I think, or maybe I just got drunk before I came. Either way, I’m gonna go with merlot, 11. – [Rhett] Interesting. – [Link] I do remember that being up there. – Can I have a little bit more of that, that you ate? – Oh, sorry, happy merlot. – You really, just take that end piece there. – Well, what part, how? – I think I’ve touched all of this. I’m trying to give you- – Did you put it in your mouth and take it back out? Why is it wet on multiple sides? – Yeah. – You’re really tasting alcohol? – Yeah, I’m getting it, man, getting it hard. – I think I would’ve, I’m supposed to have already guessed. – Yeah, you’re supposed to have guessed. It was your rule, man. Okay, I’m going, I’m changing my answer and agreeing with Randy. – Oh, you are? – Yeah. – Oh, dang, ain’t no way that’s right, man. Strawberry Cream, number three. – What I had written was frosted donut because, but I think it was just a color made me think that. – Oh – [Stevie] All right, let’s see what’s behind 11. (bell chimes) – Merlot. – [Rhett] Yep, merlot. We’re gonna have a lot of that in Ibiza. – [Channa] Oh yeah. – [Stevie] And number three? (bell chimes) – [Together] Black liquorice. – That is not what I thought. Black liquorice. – [Stevie] Let’s fly out what the actual flavor was. – Oh, it’s frosted donut. – Aw, man! – Thanks for nothing, Randy. – And it’s behind 15. – [Randy] Yeah, you blew it. – Well, you know what? We’ll, we’ll make up for it in Ibiza. – Yeah! All right, never listen to me. Bye, daddies. – Never listen to you, exactly. Is the strawberry cream even up there? – [Stevie] No, I don’t believe- – Come on, let’s see. Turn ’em all over. Let’s see what we- – [Stevie] Turn ’em all over? We gotta get outta here. (bell chimes) – [Link] All right, we gotta get outta here. – There’s strawberry cheesecake. – Rhett, you won the, oh, strawberry cheesecake. (bell dinging) That’s what I wish I would’ve guessed and still been wrong. Congratulations. The crown stays on your head and it’s expanding. – It’s growing. – It’s accumulative. – It’s growing. – Love this. Congratulations, you are now Cotton Candy Prince Rememberington. – Prince Rememberington! – Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. – You know what time it is. – Hi, we’re the Flipingers from Oklahoma City. – And I’m Cotton Candy Brandy. I made a new perfume and it smells like you. It’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality, daddies. – Cotton Candy Brandy! – Is that Cotton Candy Randy’s daughter or sister? – I don’t ask questions. – Okay, click the top link to watch us taste Spork’s favorite garlic breads in “Good Mythical More.” – And to find out where Wheel of Mythicality’s gonna land. Join 3rd degree monthly by January 31st to get the second issue of “Blood Oath,” our comic book. Visit mythicalsociety.com for details.

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