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Things like this blueberry muffin versus chihuahua meme from back in the day. Which is which? And we’ve dabbled in this faux food arena once before, and we found it really difficult to tell the real foods from the optical culinary illusions. Can we do any better this time around? Can you? It’s time for, “I Spy With My Little Eye, Food! Wait, That’s Not Food. Is That Food? All This Talk Of Food Is Making Me Hungry. When’s Lunch?” – [Stevie] Okay, boys, you’ll be shown a series of grids that include four different closeup images. Three of the images are photos of food, and one is definitely not food. And using these imitation food squeakers- – Oh, this isn’t a real carrot? – This isn’t a real hot dog? – Go ahead and squeak. I know you wanna squeak. Get your squeaks out. – I always squeak my carrot. (carrot squeaking) – [Stevie] You’ll compete to guess which image is the non-food item. If you buzz in first with an incorrect answer, you’re locked out until the other player makes their guess. They will have five seconds to do so. And finally, once a player correctly guesses the image of non-food, they have a chance to win a bonus point if they can correctly guess what the item actually is. The loser has to eat an imitation food surprise made by the Mythical Kitchen. Now, did you hear any of that while you were squeaking? – [Both] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. – [Stevie] Okay, so you’re ready for your first set of images? – Yeah, yeah, yeah, hold on. But real quick, does your wiener squeak or does your bun squeak? – It’s the wiener. The bun doesn’t squeak. – Because you know what- – The bun spreads and the wiener squeaks. – You know what I thought you did and I thought it was the coolest trick ever? When you did this, I thought you were trying to make me think that your wiener squeaked and that you were hitting the bun with your hand. Can you do that? (wiener squeaks) Like that, yeah. (coughs) Excuse me, we are ready. (crew laughing) – [Stevie] Okay. First up, which square is not an image of bananas? (toys squeaking) – Ooh. – Was that a dual squeak? – You need to answer. You can’t keep looking at it. – That was completely in sync, so whoever’s taller I guess. – You were a little bit ahead. – [Stevie] Okay, Rhett? – [Rhett] Two. – [Stevie] That is correct, but before we reveal, what is it that we’re looking at in square number two? – [Link] What is that? (Rhett’s lips smacking) – It is a- – Uh, uh, uh. What’s the smacking? – This is my thinking face. My thinking sound. Listen, don’t start making… Don’t start pointing out mouth sounds that someone’s making. I have a little bit of catching up to do in mouth sounds. – Well, I mean, that was just objectively not a good one. It doesn’t matter who you are. – I think it is a logo for a pickle company. – Can I guess what it is for no points? – Nope. Yeah, sure. – For no points, yes. – [Link] I think it’s a serpent. – [Stevie] Hmm, let’s see. – Oh, dang! – I hate this snake. It pops up in my feed sometimes. That banana-looking peel of a snake. – [Stevie] Why? (crew laughing) – I don’t know. I don’t know. It knows I’m afraid of it, it’s kinda like- – [Stevie] It’s a tree python, I guess. – [Rhett] Made to look like a banana. – [Stevie] Yeah. Okay, I think we started a little bit easy, and we’re gonna move to a harder place. Which photo is not bacon? (toys squeaking) – You’re first again. – I believe it is number one. – [Stevie] That is correct. – Yep. – And what is it? – I mean, that could be bacon, but it’s not, we know that. (crew laughing) – I believe that it is wood. – [Stevie] Okay, maybe we’re not moving into a harder place. Let’s take a look. – [Link] Well, my man, he’s gonna spot some wood. – [Rhett] I’m a wood expert. – Now that is nice, coming off the bed of that pickup truck. – It’s sort of like bacon wood though, you gotta admit. – It really is. – This is what a pickup bed is for. Stevie, you got a pickup now. – I do. – You’re a pickup man. – [Stevie] Kind of. ♪ Something women like about a pickup man ♪ – Have you picked anything up yet? – Picking up more ladies? – [Stevie] Um, did you say picking up ladies? – The Joe Diffie song, “There’s something women like about a pickup man.” – One time we went to Myrtle Beach when he was 16 and could finally drive. – Yeah, and I picked up some ladies, literally. – We had 11 ladies in the back of the truck in Myrtle Beach. Both of us in the front. 11 ladies in the back- – Just short of a dozen. – Were not even talking to him. – It wasn’t 11 the last time we told the story, but we’ve told the story a lot, and let me tell you, the number changes every time. – Just giving ’em a ride down the strip. – And there was a big gap in the- – One of the girls’ teeth, yeah. – No. (crew laughing) – There was a big gap on the strip in front of us ’cause I was paying attention to the ladies. And so then I just floored it, vroom, to, like, speed up. – Yeah, I remember this. – And next thing I know, I’m getting pulled- (carrot squeaks) Yeah. – That’s a cop. – I’m getting pulled over by a cop. – It’s a cop. – And the cop- – [Stevie] I thought you were, like, running over ladies. (Rhett laughs) (Link imitates car bumping) – 11 of ’em. – Somebody else may have. (Link imitates car revving) – The cop was driving a golf cart. – Oh, yeah. It was so embarrassing. – And made it really embarrassing. All the ladies just kind of got out of the back of my truck and just kinda- – And they’re like, “Are we in trouble?” “No, no, you’re not.” _ No, they were gone. We never talked to ’em again, okay? (crew laughing) – [Stevie] Okay. Which photo is not ground beef? (wiener squeaks) – Oh, okay, I see what you’re doing now. – Well, I’m doing what you’re doing, which is buzz and then look at it to come up with my answer. – No, I’m not! – [Stevie] Okay. – Too much time is passing. – Four. – Wrong. – [Stevie] Incorrect. (carrot squeaks) – [Rhett] Three. – [Stevie] Correct. What is it? ♪ It is a ♪ – [Link] Were you gonna guess four until I did? ♪ Mop ♪ – [Stevie] Wow. You’ve done it again. Let’s take a look. – Really? A pink mop? – It’s a mop cover. – [Link] Yeah, I wouldn’t call it a mop. – [Rhett] Hey, but that’s what I meant. That’s what I was picturing. I was picturing one of those mop covers, man. – Dang. – I got one at home. – All right. – I think I’ve found my gift. – I don’t like how you’re being good at this. – Did I find my gift? I think I found my gift. – [Stevie] Okay, there’s still time to come back. – I will. – [Stevie] Which photo is not cheese balls? (wiener squeaks) – [Link] It’s got to be four. – [Stevie] Incorrect. (carrot squeaks) – [Rhett] One. – Correct. – Dang it! I mean, I eliminated four for you, right? Please tell me that. – I mean, one is the only one that doesn’t have any ball shape in it at all, no curves. I believe that number one is a teddy bear. – [Stevie] Incorrect. Link? For no points, would you like to guess? Can I give you a hint? – [Link] For no points, yes. – [Stevie] There actually might be some balls in this photo. – Those are Fozzie the bear’s balls. (crew laughing) So it’s still a bear. You’re partially right. – [Stevie] Close. Let’s see. – [Link] Okay. Oh my God. – Oh, what? – Cheetah balls? Is that a cheetah nut sack? Oh my gosh. – Is that a cheetah or a leopard? – [Stevie] That’s a leopard. But that’s gotta be… That’s not- – Comfortable? – They are so peachy. – [Stevie] Is that coloring like- – [Rhett] I’ve never looked closely. – [Stevie] Like, what would be nature’s reasoning for that? – You’ve gotta be able to separate your balls from your spots. – [Link] Twinkle finger’s got a hold of that scrotum. – If I could have that little peach fuzz sheath, I think I might take it. Is that something that can be genetically engineered onto a man? – It’s like driving gloves. – [Rhett] You can buy a little cover? – [Link] I’m wondering where the wiener is, but I’m not gonna ask. – [Stevie] Oh my God. Me too. – Let’s keep going. (crew laughing) – Leopards have got little wieners. Everybody knows that. – [Stevie] Okay. Which photo is not boba? (carrot squeaks) – I’ll let you have this one, man. – [Rhett] I actually think it’s number two. – Incorrect. – Oh. – Finally, my chance to shine. Four seems too obvious. (wiener squeaks) I actually think it’s one. – [Stevie] Incorrect. (crew laughing) – I mean, it just- – What do we do when they’re both incorrect? What happens? – It must be three. – [Link] Well, you can guess again, I guess. – [Rhett] Three. – [Stevie] Incorrect. – Four. I took a chance and now I got a point out of it. – Wow. – Huh? – Okay, yes, it’s four. What do we think it is? – That is definitely organic. I think it’s vascular. This is the thing underneath the howler monkey. – No. – Or it’s the thing underneath the butt of a howler monkey. – [Stevie] It is gross. – [Rhett] I think it’s a stomach. – No. – Is it a cyst? – [Stevie] I mean, that is the closest. Let’s take a look. – Oh! – Blister. – And that’s a little toe, okay. – [Rhett] No, no, no, that’s a big, fat finger. – Big, fat stubby. – Is that a suntan? What is that person wearing on their- – I think that there is a tan line from flippers. – Flip flops. – I mean, flip flops. – Stevie Flippers. – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. – Hence the blister. – Okay. Which of these photos is not salmon? (toys squeaking) – You again. – One. – [Stevie] Incorrect. – Ah, crap. (wiener squeaks) Ah, it’s anybody’s game. I’m gonna go with four. – Correct. – Yes! Okay, and what do I think this is? It looks a little dewy. – Huh? – Like I was thinking, could this be fake bacon with some dew on it? – That’s probably not though. – I think this is manmade. I think it is… Oh, crap, I got nothing. This is the gums of a howler monkey. – Yep. He’s right. – It’s organic. – It’s manmade. – I bet my life on it. – It’s organic. – [Stevie] Okay, no. (buzzer buzzing) Rhett, no points. – I think it’s like a fake flesh type thing, like a costumed ear or something like that. – A costumed ear, he says. – A costumed ear. – Final answer. – [Stevie] This one’s really hard. Let’s see. – [Rhett] Yeah, costumed ear. – [Link] That’s toothpaste? – [Stevie] Yeah. – Who puts their toothpaste on their toothbrush like that? And what tool do they use? – [Link] I think they used the portrait mode on their camera. – [Rhett] Well, it is beautiful. – What flavor, is that salmon toothpaste? – Oh, yeah, definitely. – I think probably cinnamon, but yes, it’s salmon. – Salmon toothpaste. – Okay. – What is that? – [Stevie] Which is not SpaghettiOs? (carrot squeaks) – He’s taking a risk. – [Rhett] I believe it is two. – [Stevie] Correct. – Boo you! Boo, man, you and your luck. It’s so fuzzy. – Well, it was either one or two. Actually, one, you can kinda see one is like kinda zoomed in. – You know, I bet it could have been three or four as well. – Four you can see the SpaghettiO clearly though, right? So, two- – It could have been anything. That could have been the bottom of an octopus arm. – I believe that this is just tripe. – Tripe? – Yeah. It’s just tripe. – I believe this is just tripe. – I believe that is tripe. – [Stevie] No. Also, you keep guessing… It is not like fake bacon with dew or any other food item that we’re trying to confuse you with. – Hey, I don’t eat tripe. I don’t eat tripe! Sometimes I get the food with the tripe, and I’m like, “I did it again.” – Link, for no point? – I think it’s the bloody tooth of an elephant. You know how their teeth are like big and flat? – And that’s definitely not food. You can’t eat an elephant tooth, I’ve tried. – [Stevie] Okay, let’s see what it is. – Ew! That’s a… – A frog and his buddy! – That frog is filling up that whole bowl like a soup? – [Rhett] Yeah, it’s a bowl frog. – [Link] Oh my gosh. – [Stevie] Shockingly, bloody elephant tooth is pretty close. – Yeah. – Gross! All right. – Okay, I have been told that Link, if you guess first correctly and the reveal for every round moving forward, you have a chance. – Oh, hey. – To tie. – Okay, all right. To tie. – How many rounds? – All right, all right. – Okay. Hey, that’s exciting. – All right. That’s exciting for me. – Okay, which of these images is not a burrito? (wiener squeaks) – Okay, three. Definitely. Two, uh, one. – [Rhett] Yep, he said three. – I said three, definitely not- – You can’t guess multiple numbers. – He said three first. – [Link] But then I said one. – Three is incorrect. – Okay. Do you want a second guess to keep it interesting? – [Link] I’m gonna say one. – No, that’s also incorrect. – Yep, one is correct. – Oh! – You and your- – Okay, what is it? – And I think that is the surface of the moon. No, it’s not. That is… What could that be? I think that’s the cancerous cheek of your great Uncle Bobby. (crew laughing) – That’s a good guess. (buzz buzzing) – [Stevie] Okay, oddly enough, I’m gonna give you a hint. It is close to elephant tooth, if you can guess in that direction. – It is a rhino tusk. An elephant tusk. An elephant eyeball. – Rhett? – A rhino eyeball. – [Rhett] It’s a part of an another animal? – [Stevie] Kind of. – Something an animal rubbed up against? – Bless you. Okay, we’re getting further- – Like a part of an animal hit this thing and then that’s the thing that it is. – I give up. – All right. Let’s just see. – [Link] It’s a fossil. – I was about say, it’s just another burrito. (laughs) – It looks exactly like a damn burrito. – A plesiosaur bone. – All right. I’m still in this in my mind. – Yes, yes, yes, yes. – Great. Which of these is not waffles? (wiener squeaks) – Three, of course. – Correct! – Yeah. – [Stevie] And it is? – That is a solar farm photograph taken from near space. – [Stevie] Incorrect. – You’ll go through the desert and they’ll just be like blinding mirrors. They’re farming solar. (carrot squeaks) – [Rhett] I believe that this is- – For no points. – A city. – A what? – A city. – From space? From near space? (buzzer buzzing) – [Stevie] Let’s see what it actually is. – Yeah, it’s in the city. – It’s a manhole- – It’s in the city. – Cover. – It’s a manhole in the city. – The more you zoom out, the more it does look like a waffle. – [Rhett] Is that not part of the city? – All right. It is part of the city. I’m still in this in my mind. – Okay, and finally. – All or nothing. – [Stevie] Which is not a loaf of bread? (toys squeaking) – Three. – I believe Link, right? Oh, Rhett, you got that again? – I think I was a little bit earlier. – I think your squeaker just squeaks earlier. But I think we push it at the same time. – Okay. I said three. – [Stevie] Incorrect. – Oh, good. Four. – Correct. – Yes! What is four? – “Yes!” – Four- – “Yes! Yes!” (crew laughing) That was, like, totally unadulterated, pure celebration with no thought towards entertainment at all. “Yes!” It was like, if you’re alone and no one’s watching you and something goes your way, that’s what he does. “Yes!” (crew laughing) “Yes!” (Rhett laughs) “I found a parking space, yes!” (crew laughing) – Was it though? (all laughing) – [Stevie] What is it? – What is it? It’s the distant horizon of the desert taken from a satellite in near space orbit. – [Stevie] So close. – Which one is that? Which one did you say, four? – Four. – [Link] Okay, I don’t have another guess. – I don’t believe that it’s something from really far away. I think it’s a closeup of something that’s, like, bread sized. – It’s something you really don’t like. – [Link] A giraffe finger. (crew laughing) – Yeah, he hates giraffe fingers. – The way they point. “Look at that jerk.” – When you say you, you’re talking about Link? – [Stevie] I’m talking about you. – Oh, I don’t like it? – [Stevie] Yeah. – [Rhett] Is it a cat? – [Stevie] Yeah! Let’s see. It couldn’t have been community college. – [Rhett] Oh, but I like that cat. He’s in a… – What is he in? – A bowl. (chuckles) He’s in a flower pot, I guess. Is that what that is? A planter? – Cats like to fit. All right. Rhett, you won. Boy, it was close. – [Stevie] Well, actually, Link, you lost ’cause it’s a punishment game today, which means you have to eat this imitation food creation from the Mythical Kitchen. – Ew! – [Rhett] So it looks like we got some facon. – I like imitation crab, which is what that is. – Oh, yeah, mm-hm. Oh, get a good bite now. – [Link] What is the white stuff? – [Stevie] Well, you tell me. – Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo! – Taste and see. – Is it hot? I’m blowing it. – “Yes! Yes! I won. Yes!” – Ew. Ugh! Ugh! – Like it? – [Stevie] It’s imitation crab soaked in vanilla extract, truffle oil, and vegan yogurt. – Oh, nice. – Truffle oil and vanilla. – Quite a bite. – And yogurt. Okay, I love it. I’m gonna save it for later. – Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. – You know what time it is. – This is Mayor Max. He’s the mayor of Idyllwild, California. I’m Reverend. – I’m Waterfall. – And we’re on the Pacific Crest Trail, 2,653 miles from the US Mexico border, the US Canadian border. – [Both] And it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. – They got a dog mayor! – How does that happen? – I mean, he won the election. Click the top link to watch us guess which dog breed has been used in a Barbie AI filter in “Good Mythical More”. – And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality’s gonna land. Qualify for the Mythical Society blanket hoodie by joining 3rd Degree Monthly by July 31st, mythicalsociety.com.