Welcome to “Good Mythical More.” Everybody talking about Barbie. Barbie. Barbie got the new movie. Barbie got the AI filter that can turn anything into a Barbie- Barbielized. …action figure, I’ll call ’em. You wanna get Barbielized? So we gotta see what the dogs were turned into. We gotta work backwards to guess the breed. Yeah. But first, let’s get $50 to Tiffany, because Tiffany repped that merch out in the wild and posted and used hashtag #MERCHICALITY. Yep. So we found you, Tiffany! Mm-hmm. We’re gonna give you $50 to mythical.com, so you can keep repping that merch. You’re welcome! So just as an example, we have Chase, who’s not a dog. He’s just my dog. So we put Chase through this Barbie filter. Yeah. Let’s see. Look at Chase. Oh, Chase’s picture from Picture Day. I’m a Barbie girl living in a Barbie world. Wow, Chase. Totally plastified. That looks like our biology teacher from high school. Go back. Was he not wearing… He was wearing glasses? Yeah. Oh. He was. He was. I think he looks like Taylor Swift. You mean the Barbie? Well, yeah. Has Taylor ever had that haircut? I don’t know. Maybe in the future. Maybe she should. Maybe she should. How did it feel when that- I think this would be like 85-year-old Taylor Swift. Chase, how did it feel- What? How did it feel when you went through- You know, get that little bob when you get old? How did it feel when you went through the filter? ‘Cause I’m scared. I’m scared to do it. Life in plastic is fantastic. Oh. That was a setup. We talked about it beforehand. Life in plastic. So… The photos that you’re gonna be seeing are people who have put their dogs through the filter. So we didn’t do it ourselves. It’s people who have used this on- These are real people. Yeah. Real dogs. Real dogs. Real people with real dogs. Real dogs. So now you’ve seen how it works on Chase. Of course, it makes sense how it works on dogs. Here’s the first one. Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! What? That is just freaking… I think that that is a… Well, it’s obviously a furry dog. It’s a dog that’s got some flowy hair. ‘Cause all of that hair on the back haunches. I think it’s just a… A golden retriever. Well, it is a blonde dog with some janked-up teeth. Gracious. And what’s going on with the hand? Yeah, how many fingers? The hand was turned into… I guess that’s hair. The whole back hip and haunch is just Barbie hair. This is so disturbing. What’s happening in the middle? Golden retriever is a good guess. But I’m gonna have to go with, I’ll go with Border Collie. Yeah. What’s the part… What’s the skin part in the middle? Looks like she’s got on a weird thong- Yeah. …that’s got like multiple strips, one down the middle of the crack and then one on the side. See, that tells me that the dog is wearing a sweater but is groomed in the midriff, like a poodle would be. So I’m gonna say this is a- I don’t know about- I’m gonna say this is a golden poodle. That’s my final answer. Okay. Let’s see. It’s a Goldendoodle. Oh, a golden… Oh, those are great dogs, man. Well, I didn’t say a… But a golden poodle is a Goldendoodle, right? No, I was just picturing a golden poodle, not a Labradoodle. I think a doodle can be a mixture of various different dogs with a poodle, I think. Now- Wait, but go back to the gist of- You should have warned me this is so disturbing. …the pre-filter ’cause there’s no sweater. Yeah, yeah. It gave Barbie clothes. Yeah. There’s no reasoning behind… But the way that his tummy is smoother fur- Yeah. It interpreted it as- It saw some contrast there. Oh my gosh. Now, what happens? This is like a zombie thing that would like claw its way towards you. How do you get your dog back, though? So are you stuck with this? I think you’re stuck with that. Can you imagine this thing walking around the house? It would just be dragging itself like a zombie. Hello. All right. Let’s see another one. Are they all this disturbing? Let’s see. Oh ho ho! Oh my gosh! That’s a bulldog. No, you’re talking about Uncanny Valley here. That’s a- I don’t like how she’s down on all fours. She’s a little- I can picture what this dog is. This is like… It’s one of those athletic dogs, man, with a big head. I mean, look how- With a big triangle head. I mean, and this dog has some bosoms. This is incredible. I am so disturbed. Look at the back leg. I know. It’s like… There’s a kneecap that is, I think, part of a high-heeled shoe. I do like that the filter made a choice for a three-way piggy-tail situation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don’t know what’s happening on that dog. I was gonna say boxer, but I just, the ponytail in the front. The hair would be down in the front. I’m going with boxer, though, ’cause I don’t have a better guess. ‘Cause that’s like an athletic dog with a big head. Yeah, but the hair coming down I think the pigtails in the back are ears, so they’re longer ears, floppy. Oh yeah. So it’s not a pit bull. That’s true. I think it’s more of a… And then that bosom, that pink bosom. It’s a barrel-chested dog. You’re describing everything correctly, but you haven’t- A rottweiler. Eh. Let’s see. Oh, it is a pit bull. It is a pit bull. It’s a pit bull that has had its ears snipped. That is… I mean- Whoa. Bending over like that. I guess she’s stretching her hamstrings, perhaps. I don’t know. I think she goes on all fours. I think that’s how she moves. ♪ She’s like the wind ♪ If you were hiking, and this thing scampered its way up to you, I would be so frightened. This is- How would it talk? …nightmare fuel. Which way to the lake? I think she would just talk like this. Oh gosh. That’s even worse. You wanna go skiing? I need four skis. Wow! This is fun! I hate this. Oh! Good God! What? Well, that is the back of a wiener dog. You’re saying that it’s a dog that’s up. That’s a butthole. That is the- It may- The face is the butthole of- Yeah. Oh, it’s not a wiener dog, though. It’s a dog that has one of those frilly tails, kind of like one of my dogs. No, my dog. No, this is like my dogs. My dog’s tail- My dogs. …goes around the butthole when the tail’s up. So it’s whatever… So it’s basically, it’s a chihuahua poodle’s, back half of a chihuahua poodle. Yeah. I mean, oddly enough, the filter, I believe, really created the hair. This is what it looks like. Oh! Pug butt! Yeah. Oh my gosh. Pug butt. They just put a Barbie face on that dark butthole. The butthole kind of looks like a face. It’s such an angry face. Good goodness. Why are the eyes the biggest thing and not the mouth? It seems like she should have a big mouth. It’s just… I don’t even know what to make of it. I hate it. I would like to see it walk, though, just to see what happens. I think it would waddle. Wanna go skiing? You’re gonna get some intra-boob chafing, you know? Okay. Let’s see another one. Okay. This is quite tasteful. This is obviously a poodle. This is like a French poodle. Yeah, this is, yeah. Dang, girl! An actual poodle, like a big poodle. Dang! You’re making me rethink a lot of things. I think this looks like Joan Rivers. It looks like who? Joan Rivers. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. In her younger days. There’s nothing wrong with this picture, okay? AI, you’ve done it. I’d whitewater raft down that river. Come on, man! You’re attracted to that dog, man! It’s not just me. Come on, man! Say it. Are you talking to me? Yeah, you, dude. Say it, man. You’re attracted to that dog. You’re attracted to it. Well, I haven’t seen it stand up yet. You’re turned on by that dog. I think this is the only time in 11 years you’ve ever had to ask if he’s talking to you. I know I wasn’t looking at you. Are you talking to me? It’s just so disturbing, but this one really came together. Well, yeah. I mean, this could- Let’s see it. I’d like to see a whole music video with this actress-turned-singer. Yeah. That really worked. Good on you, girl. You know, Jesse started sending me these pictures of dogs that are crazily groomed dogs, and I’m not talking about the ones where they dye them different colors and stuff, and I’m not talking about this kind of thing, where it’s something you’ve seen before. And I don’t know if this is true or not, but she sent me this thing that was like, she may have sent it to the group chat, Japanese dogs, groomed dogs, and they groomed them to make them look really funny in different ways. Okay. And I was like- So people just laugh at the dog. That’s good for the dog’s self-esteem. We could do that with both of our dogs because our dogs have the kind of hair that can get bigger and be groomed. I was like, should we start doing that with- Like in what way? Give me an example of what you mean. Somebody made a dog look exactly like the dog from “Up.” His head is like really big and comes out, and somehow, they like groomed all his hair to make his head shaped like the dog from “Up.” Oh. And then like- Not as disturbing as this dog. And this dog is shaped exactly as just a sphere, just a perfect sphere that’s like walking around. It’s a lot of upkeep, but it’s pretty awesome. I mean, that has to be a reality show, too. Extreme Dog Makeover. It probably already is, yeah. Okay. I’m thinking about it, just letting you know, just throwing it out there into the universe. Okay. How about this one? Oh, okay. So you wanna raft that river? No. I didn’t mean it. I was just saying it hypothetically. I was just trying to… I was trying to lure you in. What is the right… What is the left arm? What is that? Is that… What’s that thing coming out towards the camera? I think it’s just a big arm. I think it’s just a front. Oh, first of all, look what happened in the back there. Other little dogs got caught in this thing. I think she’s… It’s like she’s got two butts or something. I think that that’s probably one of those tails that does a curly. Oh, you’re talking about- What do you call those dogs? A chow. A chow. It’s a chow. This is a golden chow with some blue slippers on. No. It’s what you thought. It’s what you wanted, your dog. A wiener dog? This is a dachshund. But I wanna know what that left arm is doing. Let’s see. Nothing. Oh, she’s got a thing around her neck. And look at how it turned those liquor bottles in the back into… Barbie wants to be everything. Oh wow. You’re right. Yeah. The liquor bottles became Barbies. You can’t keep Barbie. Nothing’s gonna not be Barbie. So the low-slung off-the-shoulder midriff, not midriff, but what’s that thing called? Shirt. A top? It’s just the sausage she’s wearing. What’s the thing called that the dog wears? I called it a sausage. I don’t know why. Oh, the cone around the neck? The cone. Is that the 2023 version of the cone? It sometimes, it depends on the shape of the dog, ’cause sometimes those things work, and sometimes they don’t. And where the dog’s not supposed to lick. Give us another one. Okay. Oh, wow. So… Beach day! This one- That looks like “Final Fantasy,” man. Not my personal- Yeah. This has- …final fantasy. This has kind of an anime quality, anime Barbie. But there doesn’t look to be anything odd, other than this woman is from a different place, a different dimension or something. But I don’t see any weird placement. She’s obviously got the lower body- But the hair. Well, her knees are in the sand. The hair coming around here, like a stole, like a mink stole. What could that be? I think this is a German Shepherd. I think they could have that- They do have the little thing like that. It’s so crazy that this filter… It has different outfits and different hair and different makeup. What is it doing? Yeah. Nobody knows. It’s so confusing. I’m gonna say… What’s the white dog that is big and furry that kind of looks like a husky and sometimes has blue eyes? Oh yeah. Alaskan- A Siberian- Mm-hmm. Malamute? I know what you’re talking about. You know, one of of those. Yeah. People think it’s a wolf. A sled dog. People think it’s a wolf. A sled dog. Yeah. No, it’s not. Let’s see. Yeah, it’s not a sled dog. Oh. Oh, it’s a, that’s a- It’s a border collie, right? Australian Shepherd. Australian Shepherd. Shepherd. Smartest dog in the world. That dog can do algebra. I mean, those things are so smart, man. You watch the herding videos? Yes. Man, y’all watch herding? Herding on TikTok? ‘Cause the dogs get so happy when they herd. It took me a second. I thought you meant H-U-R-T. You watch the hurting videos? I like the hurting videos. No, these dogs are just living their best life, doing what they were- Oh, man. …what their body tells them to do. I was watching one where all the sheep, they were trying to get all the sheep to go into the pen, and the caption was like, “Young sheep don’t want to go into the pen.” And so it was just like- Yeah. We’re stopping everything for that one. One young sheep would go off this way, and he would “get over there!” And then one… I mean, it was crazy how, he was having so much fun. Yeah, the thing I love about it is that it’s very intense, the physicality of it. The dogs are like completely committed to it, but also happier than… If you watch a human… It’s analogous to a professional athlete, you know? He’s the best at what he does. It’s just like… Or her. Their body’s built for it, and they’ve trained. Their whole life is dedicated to this. But then they get, you know, professional athletes get so intense. They’re not like, you know? It’s not like before. A track star is about to run. They’re not like… They’re just living their best life. Before, it’s like, okay, this is my moment. This is serious. Dogs aren’t like that. So it’s like the best of both worlds. It’s like watching sports where everybody’s happy the entire time. Wow. Herding. Do it. Herding. Okay. This is the last one. Oh! That one is sad. So the dog’s giving the sad eyes. That is a French Bulldog, just based on shape. Wow. You are correct. Whoa, Rhett. That was good. That’s a great dog, a French Bulldog. It’s a very cute dog. He’s a little puppy. Was the coat hanger taken into… Yeah, the coat hanger became part of the- Oh, it became a heart. …part of the bow- Oh yeah. …on the head. Wow, man. The facial expression is so disturbing on this. It really is this. This uncanny valley thing. Oh, you’d do anything if that thing came up to you in the house. Whatever you want, I’m just gonna keep giving it to you. Whatever you want. I would just be like, ah! Just like kicking and ah! That’s what I’d be doing. This is definitely… I mean, these AI filters, if they already haven’t, are going to birth a whole genre of horror movies, right? Because I mean, there’s already… In fact, I think there’s one out right now where… Well, that’s one of the things that happens in that crazy scary movie that I was telling you about. Are you talking to me? Yeah. And it was just an amalgamation of people, and it’s kinda like this. It’s an AI version of something you’d see in a horror movie. Now that we’ve disturbed you, enjoy the rest of your day without thinking about that. He finished every single plate. And even on top of that, as soon as we got back in the car on the way home, he slept like a Nigerian after he has eaten. Which for me is, I said, “Harrison, you gotta do your Ancestry DNA. You got some black in you, boy.”