Is a Frosty better than a McFlurry? – Let’s talk about that. (gentle music) – Good mythical summer. – We made all kinds of discoveries surrounding what the mythical beasts think is the worst kind of food through a crazy little game called Scornhole. – And some opinions we completely agree with, like broccoli not belonging on pizza. – And some we will never agree with, like grape being the worst skittle flavor. – But regardless of how our opinions differ one thing has remained the same. – What’s that? – The fact that I have won every single game of Scornhole. Four time champion, baby. Got him. (crew laughs) – Well after today, the only streak you’re gonna have is in your pants. Got him. (crew laughs) It’s time for… (upbeat music) – [Rhett] Scornhole, worst fast food edition. – Welcome to the Scornhole field zone. – [Stevie] Gentlemen, in each round you’ll taste various categories of fast food and guess which one the mythical beast voted is the worst by tossing cornhole bags at the board. Each color corresponds to a fast food chain item and the bag representing the worst food is worth the most points. Whoever wins get a gets a drive through hug from our resident corny grandma. – Oh yeah. – [Stevie] And we’re kicking things off with chicken nuggets. Out of these five fast food chains which one did the mythical beast think has the worst nuggets? – Do you have an opinion about these, before you eat them? About which one’s your favorite and which one you think is the worst, just personally? – I think that McDonald’s is my favorite. Wendy’s is gonna be in the running, but I’m tasting them. Burger King. – They’re always changing things at Burger King. I can’t keep up with ’em. – Not that fabulous. I mean, we’re going dipless and we’re moving to Jack in the Box. That’s a better nugget. – It’s more like a McNugget. – It’s got more pizazz in the breading. – These are iconic, man. – The McNugget is like it’s own thing and it’s like it’s got a shell on it. – A nugget shell. – Tastes different than any other chicken product I’ve ever had in my life. – But would you think that some people would hate it, ’cause it’s so specific? – I think it is polarizing. – [Rhett] Wendy’s is like, isn’t it like, real white meat or something like that? – Well, this one’s really kind like a heart. – Hmm. Wendy’s tastes the best, flavor wise. – That’s got a great seasoning. – There’s pepper on it. And Carl’s Jr’s making things into stars. I mean, they are just, how old are we? – Shameless. (crew laughs) – [Rhett] Doesn’t taste real good either. – It doesn’t, it kind of tastes like something that you’d pull out of an air fryer and somebody would just gush about how everything’s better in an air fryer, but it’s not really. – I’m gonna finish the McNugget. (guitar riffs) – I think Jack in the Box may be my favorite. – It wasn’t bad, but to me it felt like an imitation of a McNug, but not quite as good. The thing I’m struggling with is McDonald’s might be everyone’s favorite nugget or everyone’s least favorite nugget. And these mythical beasts, y’all are weird. – And they’re voting without the fresh taste. – Are they looking at pictures of them? Because if you look at Carl’s Jr’s nuggets and you see that they’re stars and you’re not stupid. – Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. – Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What? – Let’s not do any brain shaming here. – Yeah, no brain shaming. If you look at stars and it makes you hungry you’re just a unique individual. – You’re an astronomer. – They’re making them shaped like stars to make up for something. – That’s their mascot. – Yeah. So I’m going, Carl’s the Junior Oh, let’s get started. – Okay. That’s all right. – Out the gate. Out the gate. – I think Carl’s Jr. is the safest bet. So I’m gonna- – Before you throw that- – I’m gonna start with that. – Okay. – I’m not throwing, I’m stepping it- – I just wanted to compliment you on your shorts. – Oh, thank you. – Where’d where’d you get ’em, Link? – mythical.com. – Oh, me too, mythical.com. – They are like sweatpants, but they’re shorter. – [Rhett] Good promo. – Man, you just hit the hole right off the bat, huh? – ‘Cause I didn’t overthink it. – Well, that went over there. – Yeah, yeah, I mean, it’s fine. It’s fine, I mean, listen, it’s fine, man. – It’s something about the follow through. – Yeah, well- – I’ll get my mojo. – It’s not the shorts, it’s not the shorts. – I have the most mobility I’ve ever had. – I’m still in Carl’s Jr. territory until I have reason to go elsewhere. Oh. Oh. Woo. – And I gotta keep- – Hot. I’m hot. I see, now the other side. Yeah, I think this means that I’m about to go right down the middle. – Oh, wow. Okay. – I’d love to throw all of mine at the same time. – Yeah, that’s not how it works. – I know, it would help me. – And that’s not how Scornhole the Olympics work. People don’t like Burger King stuff. – See, now you have the luxury of being able to just hedge your bets. – I’m hedging with Burger King because- – That’s what I would do. – Those nuggets are not good. – If I had anything on the board, that’s what I would do. – [Rhett] Oh, okay. – [Link] All right, there we go. – Hey, that Burger King is lighter. That bag was lighter. – Yeah. – I’m just getting as close as you got to me. – Ah. See, I was trying, I was trying. – You were. – I was still trying. – You’re trying. Okay. Alright. – I’m about to get mad. Another Burger King. – [Rhett] Oh, man. What? The Burger Kings are bad, they’re bad. – [Link] All right. – [Rhett] The Burger King ones are bad, man. – Listen, it doesn’t matter what’s happened. All that matters… Woo. – Okay. On the board. – See that was nice. – On the board. – That was a nice slide. (guitar riffs) – My favorite was Wendy’s. I’m coming back in for Wendy’s. – Wendy’s is good. – [Stevie] Okay, the best or least worst nuggets come from Wendy’s according to the mythical beast for one point. – Y’all right. – Good vote. Good vote. – [Stevie] Then from worst to worser, we have McDonald’s for two points. – Hmm. – [Stevie] Carl’s Jr for three points. – What? – [Stevie] Jack in the Box for four points which means the worst nuggets according to mythical beasts are the Burger King nuggets for five points. – They are real bad man. Dang. (guitar riffs) – [Stevie] Okay, this round’s all about iconic fast food desserts. Which did the mythical beasts say was the worst? – Well, not the McFlurry, if y’all know what’s up. – That’s good, and again, it’s so specific to McDonald’s. – And the Frosty, it doesn’t get more iconic than that. It’s so different. – I know. – Than a McFlurry. – And they’re both so different than anything else. – The cinnamon twist. How often do you get these? I mean, come on. – You mean the dessert pork rind? – Nah. – Who cares? – Who really cares? What is this? Subway cookie. – Subway cookie. Ah. – Subway cookie. I like ’em because they’re usually soft. They have the appearance of freshness. – They taste like Subway smells though. – They really do and that’s gross. – They’ve been absorbing all the Sub. – And then we’re going back to McDonald’s again. – They’ve changed this pie over the years. – For the apple pie. – It’s so open now. – Yeah, it’s like it’s- – It was so closed when I was a kid. – It’s got wounds. That makes it appetizing. – Oh, it’s so good. But does the young folk… They don’t like apple pies. Do they? – That is good. And you know what? If you’re getting the McFlurry and the apple pie together it’s still just one dessert. – Mm-hmm. That’s what I just did. – Just do that. I see that you went back there and I’m going back here. – [Rhett] Oh really? – Mm-hmm. (guitar riffs) You like a McFlurry more than a Frosty? – I like ’em both. Neither one of them is the least favorite dessert of anybody with a brain. (laughs) – You go first. – I’m sorry I keep insulting those of you who have bad opinions. Nobody likes the cinnamon twist, right? And nobody likes the Subway cookie. But the Subway cookie is like the only thing you can… I’m doing a cookie throw to start with. Don’t overthink it. Don’t overthink it. – Cookie throw to start with. – No. – Cornhole. – Starting off strong. (laughs) – I’m okay with that because I don’t think cookie is the place to start. – Okay. Alright. Whatever man. – I’m gonna start with those cinnamon twists. – All right. – I mean they’re just, they’re not good when you taste them. They’re not good when you think about ’em. – I’m thinking about ’em right now. They’re not good. (shouts) I can get so frustrated. It’s like I… Listen. – Yeah. – I’ll be honest. – Be honest with me man. – I came out here and I practiced. – Oh really? What? Last night? – No, like 15 minutes ago. I practiced and I stood here. – Yeah. – And I threw and they were all on the board. They were this beautiful flight. – Yeah. – Landing and one in the hole. And I was like, oh, I don’t need to. Okay. All right. Then I had this confidence, and the problem is you. – No, no, you know the difference between then and now? – You’re here. – Pressure, man. Pressure. You gotta just take the pressure and eat it up. You eat it up the pressure and then you crap out a good throw. Cinnamon twists. – [Link] Good call. – Cornhole. – Yeah. You eat up the pressure and you crap out a cord hole. – Maybe I should go overhanded. Hey, don’t be behind me. – Eat the pressure. Eat it up. East it up. – Just stand over here. Would you? – Eat it up like a milkshake. This is better? Having just a really close observer. (crew laughs) – See that. That for all intents and purposes was a great throw. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I’m good at cornhole and I’m bad at Scornhole. – All the intents and all the purposes. That was a… How does that make sense? I’m going back to the cookie. Going back to the cookie. Oh. – I think a lot of people like the cookie. I think people voted for the apple pie more than the cookie. – [Rhett] Interesting. – But I can’t go off a cinnamon twist until something gets on the board. – [Rhett] Okay. (Rhett sputters) (crew laughs) – Now, I was gonna point out the fact that you- – Something- – Hold on. I was gonna point out the fact that that was a clear footfall, like a- – I know. – A seven inch footfall. It’s a seven inch footfall. – I know. I’m gonna have to do it again. – What, what? – I’m gonna have to take that one again. – What? What? What? (crew laughs) It’ll be fine. It’ll be fine. None of this, none of this matters man. Maybe I need to… – None of it matters, Link. This doesn’t matter. Who cares? – It doesn’t matter. – Who cares about this? – He’s right, it doesn’t matter. – It’s not like, it’s not like you go home and get spanked by your wife because you lose. Actually, that’s why I always lose. (all laugh) – [Speakers] Cornhole. (crew laughs) – Well, that… (all clapping) That was like the saddest throw that’s still landed on board. – [Stevie] Okay. Wendy’s slides into best again with their Frosty making it one point. – Good vote kids. – [Stevie] Then we have McDonald’s Oreo McFlurry for two points. – Right, so now we get to the stuff that we cared about. – [Stevie] Subways chocolate chip cookies for three points. – See. Ha – [Stevie] McDonald’s apple pie for four points which means the worst is Taco Bell’s cinnamon twists- – Of course it is. – For five points. – Of course it is. – Yeah, they’re bad. They’re real bad. – You know. If only my tosses corresponded with my guesses. – Yeah, if that wasn’t part of this, you would’ve done great. (guitar riffs) We had a wild good mythical evening. But you can have the wild evening at home with GME on demand. It’s available for one more week. If you’ve been meaning to get around to it, now’s the time. Okay? goodmythicalevening.com. – It was fun. Be a part of it. – [Stevie] Okay, last up, we have some iconic fast food slogans. Which one is the worst, according to the mythical beast? And we did put out eight and then it got down to these five. So these are like worst of the worst. – Oh, people hated all of these. – Yeah. – Okay, of course, you know about, have it your way. – Have it your way. I like that. – I thought I liked it too. – But I never order anything- – Hold on. – Differently. – Yeah, you do. – At Burger King. – You don’t get tomatoes on things. – Yeah. – You don’t get a tomato on a Whopper. That’s your way, bro. – I guess that’s true. And I add cheese, which is also my way and it’s not on the Whopper default. – No, Whopper with cheese is on the menu though. – No, I just order a Whopper. I add cheese, I remove the tomato. And I’m like, “Don’t put so much mayonnaise.” – And then I’m like- – Yeah, so this is like… Basically, Link, this is your life slogan. How could you not like it? Like, you have life your way. – I’m not having my way today. I’m not. – Quality is our recipe. – I could not have told you. – I could not have told you, that that was a slogan. – So that’s a bad one. – I mean… – Plus that’s not true. Right? – That’s something you say at like a corporate meeting. – I think quality is our recipe. – Think square, think square is what I think there should be. – Oh yeah. Eat fresh. – I know that one. – I mean, it’s a great- – Two words. – Slogan for something you don’t wanna eat. – Yeah, great slogan, in my opinion. America runs on Dunkin’. It’s got the name in it. – Mouthful though. – That’s strong. – And it makes me think about running. – I hate running. – It makes me think about America. – Yeah, but what… (Rhett and crew laugh) And when I run, I like to eat a donut. – Yeah, yeah, right, yeah, to get fueled up. And Arby’s, we have the meats. The fact that y’all don’t like that. – And I like the way it’s said, we have the meats. – You know, it’s like- – It’s a great slogan. – It’s because people didn’t think they had the meats for the longest time. – But they do have the meats. – Now you know that, so it’s effective. (guitar riffs) I am really far behind. I mean. – I have a proposition, Link. I have a proposition. – Okay. – Okay. Because you’re having a difficult time. You’re my best friend. – I’m just gonna forget everything that’s happened. I’m gonna be, I’m just gonna have a lot of fun. – Hey, listen, I want to have it your way. – I’m just gonna be tossing it. I’m gonna be tossing it. – You haven’t heard my proposition yet. My proposition is you can choose one color bag that you block me out of that I cannot even toss. – Okay. – I cannot even toss. – All right, so the big money, if I’m correct, is off the table for you. – So you go ahead and make that choice before I make my choice. – [Link] It’s not, have it your way, it’s not, eat fresh. I don’t even think it’s, we have the meats. I think it comes down to, quality is our recipe, is bad. But only when you’re forced to think about it. I think Dunkin’, America runs on Dunkin’ is, It doesn’t make sense. It’s the most words and yeah, the way people throw around the term America now, sadly, you know, it’s polarizing. So I got to take Dunkin’ off the table for you. – [Rhett] Okay, I think that’s a great call. – [Link] That’s where I’m going. And I have to, I’m going only Dunkin’ in the hole every time. – I would have gone Dunkin’ on this first one, so then I go to, quality is our recipe. – So you agree with me, okay. – What a dumb, it’s not even a slogan. It’s just something you can say. Quality is our recipe. Don’t you think? Now let’s come up with a slogan that means that. You know what I’m saying? – Gingers do it best. Red on the head, how about that? Dot, dot, dot. – Okay, you’re too in my space. I’ve given you this advantage. Okay, stand next to the cacti. Oh, come on baby, come on baby, come on baby, come on baby. Come on baby, drop, drop, drop. – Now this is tough ’cause I gotta go in the- – If you throw it too hard my bag is gonna drop right in the hole. – I gotta go in the hole with you not going in the hole. (Link grunts) – Okay. That didn’t go, that left the board. But you know what? Not that big of a deal ’cause I can’t even throw it. It’s the one I would be throwing. So now I’ve gotta get my bag and this bag in the hole. Okay, I got one of my bags in the hole. Just another bag on the table or the board or whatever you call it. – Come on. There we go. See. Let’s start here. – Okay, so that’s nice ’cause you blocked me. Now I’m gonna take a little bit of a left turn, ’cause I think that people don’t like, eat fresh. – [Link] ‘Cause people don’t like Subway? – Yeah, they hate it so much they’re like, I don’t even care what you say. – It’s the best slogan. – I hate it. – [Link] It’s the best slogan though. – [Rhett] It’s a great slogan. You think it’s the… Maybe people don’t like meat. People don’t like meat. Oh, I just knocked one of mine off and put another one. I don’t wanna know what happened to you. (crew laughs) That’s why I’m looking the other way. I’m not even in a competition. – Right. – There’s no pressure. – You’re just having a… – I’m out here alone just cornholing it up. – What am I here for? – See, there we go. That’s a nice little slide, that felt good. It’s the little victories. – Okay. I’m going back to, quality is our recipe, for my final toss. Let’s get one in the hole, why don’t we? Ugh, you blocked me. You blocked me. – Now I’m going over the top Stallone style. – Cornhole. – Yeah. See. – Hey, hey, hey, hey. – I just feel like, if we just started here. – Yeah, well- – Now let’s actually do the episode. – Too late, man. Hey, I don’t know though. If blue’s the right answer, you did very well. – [Stevie] All right, let’s start off with the best, the one that’s only worth one point, and that would be Dunkin’s, America runs on Dunkin’. (crew laughs) – What? Why? Why? – You know what people love running. People love America. People love putting ’em together. Who knew? – [Stevie] Then we have Burger Kings’, have it your way, for two points, Subways, eat fresh, for three points. Arby’s, we have the meats, for four points which means for five points the worst slogan is Wendy’s, quality is our recipe. – I mean, does anybody here like this slogan and can give me a reason why? – [Crew Member] It’s catchy. (crew laughs) – It’s catchy. No, it’s not. – It’s catchy. – [Stevie] Well, I do wonder if corny grandma likes the slogan. Corny Grandma, please come on down and give Rhett a drive through hug. – Oh wait, Rhett won? (all laugh) – [Rhett] Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, here she comes. Wow. Look. She’s still driving, I’m proud of her. – I’ve got it. I’ve got it. – [Rhett] Still driving. – [Corny Grandma] Oh yeah. – Okay, until they make her renew her license and then you have to have a conversation. – Do I get fries with that? (crew laughs) Mm. – I’ve never even met this woman. – Oh, there’s a whole corny copia. – Yeah, I mean it’s interesting that this is always the prize. (crew laughs) – Coochie, coochie. – Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. – Quality is our recipe. – Hey, I’m Eric from New Jersey. 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