This episode is a complete shot in the dark. – Let’s talk about that. (cheerful music) Good Mythical Morning? – As you can see, we can’t. – Because we are in total darkness right now. The only reason you can see us is because we are shooting with infrared cameras. I can feel that Link is touching me. – I just wanted to make sure that it wasn’t just like a speaker there. I mean, I’ve been in a cave before, and I didn’t like it. And now they brought the cave here. For the past two weeks, I think I look right here, for the past two weeks, Morgan, Tim, who knows who else here on the crew, has been going around turning the lights off, and then putting tape over anything that emits a light. And I’ve been told that there’s a lot of tape that’s in here now. – We cannot see the hand in front of our face. Link cannot see my hand in front of his face. – I think that’s ’cause my hand was in front of your hand in front of my face, but I can’t see my hand, either. – If you wanna see what we actually see, let’s go to that shot. Yes, this is what it actually looks like for us. You can see the only thing that’s emitting light right now? The glow in the dark mugs. – [Link] Yep. – [Rhett] So we’re probably gonna get rid of those when we get into the heart of this game. – Definitely, because it’s just so crazy how any little bit of light emanates. – And if you see a reflection in Link’s glasses, that’s because there are infrared lights that are shining on us so the infrared cameras have some infrared light in order to see us. We can’t really see anything, we just see the source of a light with absolutely, it’s not doing anything for us. If that makes sense. Link’s hand was in front of my face because the sound of my voice changed when it went in front of it. – Oh, that wasn’t my hand. – Like a bat. (crew laughs) – I was waggling something. – What was that? – Well, you’ll have to watch it back. – It’s time for You Merely Adopted the Dark, This Episode was Born in it. – [Stevie] Hello, boys. This is my dark voice. – Where are you? You’re not in here. – [Stevie] I’m in a well-lit room with the rest of the crew because if we were onstage with you, we couldn’t see anything. – Tell me about it. – [Stevie] Yeah, and also, speaking of not seeing anything, you guys don’t know anything. I mean, you know things, but like, today you don’t know anything. You don’t know what games we’re playing, in fact, you don’t know there are multiple games. – Oh. – Oh, there are multiple games? – [Stevie] Yeah, every round is a different game, and- – I just figured it would be a bunch of jump scares, and I wasn’t happy about that. – [Stevie] Oh, no, no, no, no jump scares at all. – Okay. – No jump scares at all. – Was that a spider? – [Stevie] Yes. – I was gonna… – What are you doing? – I was gonna scare you, but then I hit multiple things that weren’t you, I hit like, well, I mean, sorry. – You did scare me! – Go ahead, Stevie. – [Stevie] Well no, so some rounds are games that you’ve played before, some are not, but I promise I’ll just walk you through everything, I’m right here, even though I’m not here, and at the end, the winner- – Is your voice more calming than normal? – [Stevie] Yeah, I don’t know, it’s making me like… – Thank you for that. – [Stevie] Yeah. At the end, the winner receives a special gift of light. – Oh. – [Stevie] You want that, don’t you? – A flashlight? – [Stevie] Yeah, so you have to play good. Are you ready? – Why are you talking to us like we’re children? – [Stevie] I don’t know. – Children in the dark. (spooky music) – Stevie, tell us what’s happening. – [Stevie] Yeah, your eyes are like all black. You’re all black and glossy. That’s what’s happening. – Do I look like Pinhead from Hellraiser? – [Stevie] Okay, the good news is that the first game you’re playing you know well, and it is international darts. – Seriously? (crew laughs) – Are you…? – Really? – [Stevie] Yeah, the bad news is, it is international darts. – Oh my, yep, here’s a dart. – Oh, no! – [Stevie] Okay, so Rhett, you’re feeling, yeah. So a few months ago we did- – You’re giving him darts in the dark?! – [Stevie] Yeah. – I can hear the map talking, I’m gonna see if I can throw at it. – I’m glad I’m over here. God. – [Stevie] Oh man, you, don’t, please, Link, don’t even pretend gesture with darts, ’cause you were closer to Rhett than you thought you were, with that one. – You mean like this? – Put the darts down. Put your darts down. – [Stevie] We had an extra Oreo, from International Oreos, so that’s what you’re gonna be trying. And of course, you’re gonna throw your dart at the country you think it comes from. Now, you know, any countries are open on this map, that you also can’t see. – Is the map in the same place as normal? – [Stevie] The map’s in the same place, and our goat-in-the-darkographer, Chase, will still be measuring, but, he’s not anywhere near the map, because we know Link. – I hear something. – [Chase] I’m over there, by the map. – So this is a sweet Oreo. – [Stevie] Rhett’s gonna go first. – As opposed to a savory one. – Yeah, it’s like, that’s how rudimentary my thinking has gotten, here in the dark. – [Rhett] It’s a lemon. – That simplifies things. – Lemon flavor. – I’ma try to get some of those creme out of it. – I mean, let’s not kid ourselves, though. We’re just trying to hit map. You know what I’m saying? – “The creme. We- the creme.” – You gonna aim somewhere specific? – Is this basically like video chat syndrome where, because we can’t see each other about to talk, we talking over each other more? The creme is the same. – You might wanna move. – Yeah, you’re going first? – I think so. I’m going first, right? – [Stevie] Yeah, you’re taller in the dark. – Okay. – Hold on, hold on, I haven’t moved far enough yet. – Okay, I’m gonna move up a little bit. Gonna use the desk to sort of align myself, ’cause I think… I don’t need to be touched right now. – I know, but I need to touch you right now. – I don’t need to be touched right now, but I need to touch you right now. So, this is the desk, which means that that’s the map. (tongue clicking) (crew laughs) – What are you…? – I’m echolocating. (tongue clicking) It’s doing nothing. – That’s crow speech. – I just hear myself clicking. Okay. – All right, what’s your guess? Give it a chunk. – It’s just lemon, so I think this is somewhere in Europe. – You hit it! You hit the map! I mean, it definitely sounded like you hit the map. Okay, so, there’s you, here’s me, this is where I would normally, hohohohoho. (crew laughs) Hohohohoho! – How’s that working for you? – Okay, so, what is my guess? Since you said Europe, I’ma say South America. – Okay. – Because… – So you’re going low. – And I can actually see it right there. And, I’m aiming for… This is a limoncello, which is a Brazilian word for Oreo. I’m going for Brazil. I just wanna be very specific so when I hit it, it’s impressive. – All right. – I know Brazil’s big, but, can’t see anything. – I’m listening, to if you hit Brazil. – Brazil, here we go. (metal clangs) (crew laughs) – Okay. I don’t know about you, but… – I don’t think- – That didn’t sound like cork. – Lemme try again. Can I try again? – Your first one counts, but let’s just see if you can hit the map. – I mean… – You got a automatic 50. – [Link] If that was the filing cabinet, then I need to go… – Just so you know, you got a automatic 50. This is just to see if you can vindicate yourself. – Okay, here we go. (metal clangs) – Okay, that was also, you know what, I think two’s enough. You hit the file cabinet, or you hit something metal twice. – The filing cabinet… – Is behind me, actually. – The filing cabinet should be here. – [Stevie] Okay, now Chase is going to, don’t, Link… – I’m doing it. I’m throwing another one, Chase. – [Stevie] Okay. – Okay. (metal clangs) (crew laughs) – What the crap? – Okay, that’s it, you’re done! But you’re also remarkably consistent. – [Stevie] Okay, okay, Chase is wearing night vision goggles, so he is going to go to the map now, and please don’t throw anything. And then he’s gonna see how well you did. – Didn’t work. Only thing I’m about to throw is a tantrum. I don’t know what to… – I like it, though. – [Stevie] So you just had key lime pie Oreos. – Rhett, you shoulda known that. – [Stevie] They have a tart key lime pie filling, sandwiched between two graham cracker cookies, and come from one of the world’s leading exporter of key limes, Mexico. – Oh, Brazil would’ve been nice, if you had hit the map. – All right, Link, you have an automatic 50. Rhett, 31. – Whoa! That’s pretty dang good. – Yeah. That’s not bad, dude. – And I’m a goat. Baa. – What? (crew laughs) – I don’t know. They put horns on this outfit. – You look great. (spooky music) What do we have here? There’s something on the desk. – [Rhett] Whoa, it goes all the way to you. – Yes, it’s, oh, this is like a big Tupperware or something. – Hey, don’t feel my side. – Well, I’m trying to, we’re together in this, man. If we’re trapped in a cave- – [Stevie] No, no, no, don’t. Yeah, sorry. Don’t touch inside. – You feel my side, I feel your side. – Yeah, you can. – [Stevie] Okay, there is a big old tub in front of you, and what’s gonna happen is, I’m gonna assign each one of you a specific item. And all you have to do is find it in the tub. With your mouths, and not using our hands. – Golly. – What? – [Stevie] Yeah. – Oh, no. We’re gonna bob for it? – [Stevie] You’re gonna bob for it. And this round’s worth two points, ’cause it’s escalating points. – Okay, can I ask a clarifying question? – I don’t need these, anyway. – [Stevie] Yes. – It’s one tub, and does that mean- – [Stevie] Two mouths, yeah. – Two mouths, and there’s one thing somewhere in this tub that you’re gonna ask us both to get, and only one of us can get it. – [Stevie] No, you each have your own specific item I’m about to give you. – That was gonna get weird. – [Stevie] You are looking for, Rhett, a possum riding a peanutmobile. – A possum riding a peanutmobile? – [Stevie] Yes. – Is this a full-size possum? – [Stevie] Duh. Yeah. And Link, you’re looking for a giant pacifier. – Well that’s appropriate. – [Stevie] But you have the whole tub. The whole tub is your oyster. But you’re not looking for oysters. Do you understand me? – Is it possible that Link’s item is on my side and vice versa, and we’re going at different times? – [Stevie] No, you’re going at the same time. Is it possible that your items are on each other’s side, maybe, yeah. – Okay. – [Stevie] To be honest, I can’t see a lot, either. – So we might kiss, is what you’re saying. That’s basically- – We might kiss. – [Stevie] I just feel like that would be a weird, very weird kiss. But I guess. – It would be. – You think we might kiss? – It would be. – Is all this an elaborate scheme to make us kiss? – Stop trying to make us kiss! – [Link] All right. – [Stevie] Okay, are you ready? – Wash your mouth out before we do this. – [Stevie] On your marks, get set, go. – [Rhett] Ew. – Ah! Gosh, this is scary, that was hairy, man! Hey, there’s something hairy over here, maybe it’s a possum. Is there anything that could bite me? – [Stevie] There’s… Oh, god. – What? – [Stevie] Oh, god! – What’s that noise? I’m just so scared. – Oh, that tasted awful. (Chase laughs) – What is this? (crew chuckles) – [Rhett] Eh. – I’m so scared. The first thing I touched was hairy. Oh. Ooh, peanut butter. You wanna kiss? – No. Where’s the possum? – Ah! What is that? Oh, gosh! Hey, dude, right here in the corner is a possum, you can have it. – [Rhett] No, it’s not. – [Link] What is that? – Is this a possum? – [Stevie] No. – Oh, there’s a lot of nasty… Is this the paci? Is this a paci? Is this the paci? – [Stevie] No. – [Link] What is this? – It a possum? (Chase laughs) – Is this the paci? What is this? – [Stevie] That’s, oh. – Ooh, that was big. See, that’s the problem. Oh, gosh, something stinks. Oh. What is this stink, man? I really wanna give up. ‘Cause this is so nasty. – Are we on the right side, or the wrong side? – [Stevie] I don’t know. But I did see what you did, Rhett. – [Rhett] Uh-huh. I did that. (crew chuckles) – That’s a ball. Eh! What is that? Oh, what is this? Gosh. What in the world? Where’s the paci? – [Rhett] I hate this. – I hate this, too, man. They didn’t tell us we were doing this at all. – I think I gotta come back over there. – Oh, go- (Link retches) – Let’s switch back. Oh! (Rhett spits) (crew laughs) – Oh, dude. – I think I bit a condom. Can we just call this a draw? – Yeah, I am so scared. – You wanna call this round a draw? – Yes. You’ve broken our spirits. (crew laughs) – [Stevie] Well, Rhett, you know one way out of this. – Yeah. – One way out of this? (crew chuckles) – This a possum? – [Stevie] No. – Did you find my paci? – Maybe. – Well then give- where is it? (crew laughs) Give it to me. Gimme my paci. Gimme my paci. Where you at? Come here. Come here, give me that paci. Where you at, buddy? (tongue clicking) Come on. Where you at? (tongue clicking) Hello? (crew laughs) What’s happening? I hate this. Just gimme the paci, man. Just gimme the paci. (Chase laughs) Gimme the paci. Where…? This isn’t funny anymore. (crew laughs) This isn’t funny anymore. This was never funny. And it’s still not. Rhett? (crew laughs) Stevie? (crew laughs) (ominous music) (crew laughs) (crew laughs) (ominous music continues) Chase, are you here? Chase? Is this real? Help me, man. My friend’s gone. Someone’s taken him. (ominous music continues) (crew chuckles) Get over here, I got you! I got you. Now you gimme that paci. – Here it is. I don’t know. I never had it, I never had it. – Oh, your beard is so messy, dude! – I never had it, man. It was all a lie. – I just need some light! We give up! – [Stevie] I sincerely don’t know how to help you at this point, so, yeah, we’ll call this one a draw. – Where did you go, dude? That’s not funny! – I was here the whole time. (spooky music) – I’m a bit traumatized, but not to the point that I’m gonna forget to remind you about the golden tee of Mythicality giveaway. – Yeah! – It’s happening only through tomorrow, so if you wanna grab one of those shirts, you need to do it by tomorrow, the 29th. – And remember how it works. Everybody gets a shiny tee, most everybody gets the silver tee, but, if you get the golden tee of Mythicality, you win $24,000! If you get the orange tee of Mythicality, you get a virtual taste test with us, we’re gonna hang for a little bit, enjoy some food together. And if you get the blue tee, you get $2400 in a gift card that you can go over to Mythical.com and spend on all the wonderful merch that we have over there. – Don’t you wanna enter? – And remember, no purchase necessary, void where prohibited. Mythical.com for details! – All right, Stevie, please go easy on us this time! – [Stevie] This is for everything, this is for the light. It’s a little mini version of the tear apart challenge, so in front of you, don’t reach out yet. – Tear apart? – [Stevie] You have a tray that has parts of something, and you’re going to touch the parts, and the first one to guess what the parts make wins the round and wins the game. Bless you. – Sorry. – [Stevie] Had to feel the sneeze in the dark. – Now, do we both have the same objects in front of us? – [Stevie] It’s the same thing, but there are two of them, so you can each have one. – Okay. – [Stevie] So you’re guessing the same thing. – So we’re not gonna kiss this time. – [Stevie] Well… – That’s what you’re saying. – [Stevie] I don’t know… – ‘Cause we almost did. We almost did last time. – [Stevie] We’ll you’re the one who did what you did that I thought his mouth was gonna, I don’t know if we’re saying what you did. Anyway, are you ready to play this round? – What’d I do? – Yeah. – Yeah. – [Stevie] Okay, on your marks, get set, go. – [Link] Okay, ooh, ooh. – [Rhett] Oh, it’s crispy. – Oh, it feels very breakable. – It is a bird skeleton. – [Stevie] Oh my god, yes. – What? – Yeah, man. – A freaking bird skeleton? – Hey listen, I’ve touched lots of dead birds. – What? Where’s the, what part is this? – I mean I felt that, this is the head, with the beak. – There’s like a big fin on top? – [Rhett] Is it a robin? – What in the world, dude? That is disturbing that you got that so quickly. – I mean- – [Stevie] Well Link, for you, we actually have a pre-tape of Lucas tearing down the skeleton in the dark, sped up, so take a look. – Oh, well I can’t see anything. They’re having so much fun. – It sounds funny. – They’re having so much fun in that other room with the light. Man. My eyeballs feel like they’re peeling themselves. – [Stevie] Okay, Rhett, that means you win the gift of light. – Light! Oh. There it is, there’s my bird skeleton. – Oh. – Do I get to hold it? – Sure, if you want. Just don’t turn it at the camera. – Hey, man. There’s a bird. – I can’t take the light! I can’t. Oh my god. – Wow. It’s crazy, it’s crazy how bright it is. Ah, that’s what you look like. I forgot. – I just wanna sleep forever. – Oh, man, that was, you know what, it’s more fun ’cause I won. – Oh, gosh. And I know they went through so much trouble to make it completely and utterly impenetrably dark in here, but let’s not do this again. – Well no, now that they’ve figured out where all the light’s coming from, we should probably do this all the time. – Ugh. – Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. – You know what time it is. – Hello. My name is Adrian from the Philippines. And it’s dark not because it’s Halloween, it’s because of a blackout. And it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. – Hey, man, we get it. – He seems a lot cooler in the dark than I am. – Yeah, he seems more collected. Click the top link to watch us unscramble some weird sentences in Good Mythical More. – And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality’s gonna land. – [Rhett] If you want the Mythical Society blanket hoodie, join third degree quarterly or annual by September 30th. 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