Whoa, son! Dang. You gotta warn a man. I’m still jittery from like… Allergic to the dark. From being totally in the dark. But bless you, child. Thank you. Bless you, child. Wow. Where’s my paci? Where’s my paci? I don’t know. I never saw it. So we’re gonna- _ And that’s not a lie. We’re gonna take these and we are going to unscramble them because this is our gift in life and our gift to society. Yeah, our ability to unscrambles? Yeah. To make sense of this. We also are great at collecting and then playing voicemails. I’d like to do my impression of pterodactyl for y’all. To be clear, with just be my voice ’cause it’s a voicemail. You can’t see me, but if you could see me, you’d be like, that’s definitely a pterodactyl. That’s definitely a pterodactyl. At first, I thought they said they were gonna do an impersonation of Kojak. And you know who that is. Yeah. You remember that? The bald cop? Terry Sevalas. Yes. I never watched Kojack. I just know that- I didn’t watch it either. My dad used to be a fan. It’s just a thing. That was a nice impersonation. The only reason I know about Kojak is ’cause like, old people in my life would say, “As bald as Kojak.” Yeah. Yeah. Now, it’s Mr. Clean. Because he was bald. Okay, so here we go. I’m gonna do the first one. Okay. No, well, I’m gonna present the first one to you to do. Oh, oh, okay. And then, we’ll vice versa it. Okay. So here’s what I’m gonna give you. Now, remember at one point, we really started off on this. Like, the first time we did it was so promising. And then the last time, we really failed. Yeah, so that- I’ve been told by Chase that they tried to make it a little bit easier for us. Okay. Yeah. Do you want me to look at you or look at this? No, you can look at this. So each word. Out. Out. I’ll say the words. Okay. Cake. Okay. Bug. Squirming. In. Dirty. Comma. June. Period. The. For. The. Watch. Pound. There you go, Rhett. Of course, I don’t know what this is, either. Watch out for the… Watch out for the- For the bug. For the dirty bug. Dirty bug. Squirming in the pound cake. June. And now, hit the answer buzzer. I kind of like that. What? Hit the button. Stevie, is your button not working? Well, we forgot to bring my mic back and then I was gonna use another mic and now, I can’t use the mic because it’s not working. So, you seem to be using your hands cupped around your… So what are you saying? I really like the sentence that you’ve put together, but it is incorrect, according to the answer guide. Okay. Watch out for the squirming bug. You want me to help you now? I can help now. Yeah. Dirty June. Dirty June. Watch out for the bug squirming in the poundcake. Watch out for the bug squirming in the poundcake. That’s it. Now, I will say that- June bug. June bug. Yeah, but why is there a comma? ‘Cause I was thinking that same thing. Watch out for the dirty June bugs. Pound, comma, cake. Watch out for the June bugs squirming in the pound cake. Dirty. Dirty. Is it a dirty June bug? Yes. But where would? Yes! Watch out for the dirty June bug squirming in the pound cake, comma, psych. It’s period. Period. It’s a semicolon. If this is right, then where does the comma go? I mean, there are two descriptors of the June bug. Dirty, squirming June bug. Oh. Oh. Watch out for the dirty, squirming June bug in the pound cake. But I really like how you went with a verb. Yeah. Of squirming. I’m a man of action. I’m with you. I’m gonna take these off. You take these off and I’ll present these to you. Don’t say the words, though. Hello? Hey, Stevie. Hey. You’re back. I’m back, but it’s not my mic, but you can’t tell, but I can tell. Oh, it’s a different mic? Yeah. I was gonna say, your voice didn’t sound as smooth. Okay. Here we go. Thank you? Fresh. Can we lock this down a bit? Yes. There we go. Let me do this. All right. Okay. Fresh. Go. Start higher, please. Corn. Not that high, though. Let me start right here. Fresh, corn. Magician. Magician. His. His. Whistle. Whistle. Wet. Wet. Help. Help. A. Cob. That’s a fresh corn magician. On. The. Oh, you got this. You got it. You got it. Fresh corn on the whistle. Wet. Wet his whistle. Bless you. Everybody’s sneezing. Help. We’re all allergic to infrared light. Help a magician… Wet his whistle. This is… On. Wet. Help a corn. I know it’s corn on the cob. Get that together. Corn on the… Cob on the corn. Cob on the corn. Corn on the cob. Help a fresh magician wet his whistle corn on the macabre. On the macabre. So this isn’t quite working. A magician wet his whistle. Fresh. Help. Help. Help. Help this man. Corn on the cob wet his whistle. That’s right. Wet his- Fresh. A fresh. Where is the? There seems to be a verb that’s missing. Some sort of or just another, like any sort of connector. Wet his whistle on corn on the cob. With corn on the cob. Right. Fresh. Fresh corn on the cob. So it’s all there, but it doesn’t fit. Help a magician. A wet magician whistle. Wait a second. This has gotta be right. Can corn be a verb? Help a magician corn his cob. Corn his wet cob. A magician wet his whistle fresh. What if it’s not imperative? What if it’s telling you something? A magician wet his… Wet a magician. No. A fresh magician. No. You don’t need that. A magician wet his whistle corn on the cob. Fresh. Whistle help. Help fresh a magician wet is whistle corn on the cob. Hold on. Hold on. We’re thinking of this wrong. What if a magician whistled? Corn on the cob. His is a magician. Corn on the cob. I’m trying to do it inverted because this isn’t working. What if it was the magician’s? But you help a magician. Help a corn on the cob wet a magician his whistle fresh. Fresh. We have all the words for these? Fresh corn on the cob. Yeah, there’s another way. There’s a shorter way to say the thing that you’re so confident is the right piece of that phrase. Wet whistle. Corn cob. Hey. Fresh corn cob. Help a magician wet his whistle on the fresh corn cob. Yeah. It’s our gift to you and society at large. Boy, when you got corn and cob and on, that’s tough not to just say corn on the cob. Yeah, you can’t just say corn. Just, you know. All right. Rhett, you ready for your next one? Yes, Daddy. Here, take those off and don’t call me. Oh, well. Okay. Daddy. Daddy, is. Don’t. Worm. Daddy is don’t worm. Squelch. My. He. That. Comma. I like to give you the comma. Don’t squelch my worm that is daddy. No. No. That is- Hold on. Oh, sorry. Okay. That is he daddy. He don’t. He don’t squelch my worm that is daddy. Don’t squelch my worm that is he, Daddy. He is. No. Don’t. Don’t squelch my worm. Don’t squelch my daddy. What about don’t daddy my squelch? Comma, Daddy is at the end of it. Don’t squelch my worm. That is. That is. That is… That’s my worm. That’s my worm. That is my worm, Daddy. He don’t squelch! That is my worm. That is my… I like this. That is my worm, Daddy. He don’t squelch. Don’t worm my daddy. Is it don’t squelch? Yeah. Don’t squelch my worm. That is my daddy. Don’t squelch worm. That is my daddy. No, the worm is my daddy. Don’t squelch worm. Yeah, you’re right. He is. He is. Oh. Don’t squelch that worm. That is my daddy. He is my daddy. Okay. Can we get an explanation of this? Don’t squelch my worm. He is my daddy. Of this sentence? I don’t think that technically should be a period. It’s being spoken by another worm. Okay. I was walking the dogs yesterday morning and I walked over a stick and my brain told me that stick is moving. And I was like, man. I’m drinking coffee, but I’m not under the influence of anything. But it is coffee. But this, and then I was like, that stick is not moving. And then I look closer and I mean, it was this long and it was an earthworm that was slowly moving across the path. Oh, did you help it? Hairy, slurp, innards. Did you help it? No. I was like, you know what? He’ll figure it out. I actually thought, I was like, if I were a documentarian, I would just observe and then I would move on. And then, that’s what I did. I don’t know. It’s really, that was my justification for not having to touch a worm. Hairy, slurp, innards, the, may, old, baked, bean, your, comma, question mark. Hairy, slurp, innards. Baked, innards, bean. Baked bean. Baked, bean, hairy, innards. The, may, old, your. Your hairy innards. Slurp your… May the old baked beans slurp your hairy innards? That’s probably not it. But the comma is what’s. This isn’t it, huh? You are surprisingly close. Why are you surprised? But the comma is the hint that you’re not all the way there. What? May the… It’s the same thing as the first one where the comma’s between two descriptors, so baked, old, and hairy are all descriptors. So may the old, baked bean slurp your hairy innards? Or is it the baked bean slurp your old, hairy innards? May the old, hairy bean slurp your baked innards? Or was I right before? Well, you weren’t right before, but… Oh. May the baked bean slurp your old hairy innards. Yeah. Now, what if there were three adjectives next to each other? Then I would need an extra. May the bean slurp your baked, old hairy innards? Old, hairy, baked innards. May the old, hairy baked bean. Slurp your innards. What does that mean? I’m not a fan of putting a comma between two adjectives. That’s not necessary. Cormac McCarthy would never do that. Wow. You know what? Let me take this one off while you- You know what Cormac McCarthy would do, if he were not deceased? He’d probably enter the golden tee of Mythicality giveaway. He was a huge Mythical beast. He seemed like a very serious person, but he was actually a very silly goof. And that’s why he would’ve entered the golden tee of Mythicality, which you need to enter if you want to win one of these three amazing prizes and you’ve got until tomorrow to do this. Okay? Tomorrow’s the last day. So again, three different tees. 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