[Link] What’s the best free treat for a birthday boy like Rhett? – [Rhett] Let’s talk about that. ((Intro Music)) – [Rhett] Good Mythical Morning. – [Link] And happy birthday, Rhett. ((Applause)) – [Rhett] Thank you. – [Rhett] Too much. Too much. Thank you. – [Rhett] Now, I know that you and the group put a bunch of time – [Rhett] and effort into coming up with an episode that is entirely unique to me – [Rhett] and my interest and isn’t just a repeat of what we did for your birthday. – [Link] Right. Yep. Uh huh. 100%. – [Link] It’s time for – [Link] “Happy Birthday, Rhett! We Got You Something Special. Thought of Just For You. – [Link] Free Birthday Foods, Part Two.” – [Link] Welcome to your birthday zone, Rhett. – [Stevie] Happy birthday, Rhett. – [Rhett] Thank you, Stevie. – [Stevie] Today as your guests come in, you’re going to have to make some hard decisions – [Stevie] about who gets to stay at your party because you only have so many chairs. – [Rhett] That’s right. Limited chairs. – [Stevie] They are all bringing some of the most popular – [Stevie] birthday freebie options out there – [Stevie] that we didn’t feature for Link’s birthday. – [Stevie] The first three guests to arrive at the party will automatically get a seat. – [Stevie] But when a fourth guest shows up, you’ll be out of seats – [Stevie] and must decide if their gift is better than anyone who is currently at the table. – [Stevie] And if so, you’ll kick that person out – [Stevie] and replace them with your new superior gift and guest. – [Stevie] And by the end, we’ll take a look at the last three guests remaining – [Stevie] and amongst them figure out which is truly the best. – [Stevie] Your favorite will be named the best of the birthday freebies – [Link] And you know what? This is all your choice. – [Link] I’m just serving as advisor to Burger King. – [Rhett] Okay. Thank you. – [Link] Or Birthday Boy. – [Rhett] Thank you. Burger Prince. – [Stevie] That’s our first guest. – [Rhett] Someone’s at our door. Oh, it’s Emily. – [Emily] I got a card for you. – [Emily] Hang on. A free regular Mountain Dew Baja Blast Freeze from Taco Bell – [Emily] when you sign up for Taco Bell rewards, free to join. – [Emily] Valid up to 31 days after birthday. Available via the Taco Bell app – [Emily] and it’s valued at $2.69, – [Emily] which means you can go get, like, a little airport bottle of tequila – [Emily] and really have some fun with it. – [Rhett] Yeah, I feel like that’s what it needs. But you know what? – [Rhett] By default, you get to sit down and join our party. – [Link] Well, it’s not really shareable. – [Rhett] I mean, there is an extra straw if you really want to try it. – [Link] I like a good Baja Blast. – [Rhett] This is a Baja Blast Freeze. – [Link] I’m not talking about the drink, though. – [Link] It’s just, I don’t know. – [Rhett] Come in. – [Rhett] Oh, it’s David Hill with something better. – [Link] Maybe. – [David] So I have the Baskin-Robbins ice cream scoop. – [David] We got a free coupon for a 2.5 ounce scoop of ice cream from Baskin-Robbins. – [David] When you opt into the birthday club. Free to join. – [David] I brought you the peanut butter and chocolate flavor. Valued at $2.79 – [David] Valid, five days before and after your birthday. – [Rhett] Whoa. Look at that ribbon. Look at that ribbon I got. – [Link] How many ounces? – [Rhett] 2.5. – [Link] 2.5. – [David] Free. – [Link] All you got to do is sign up for some junk. – [Rhett] All right. You made the cut, David Hill. – [Rhett] This is way better than your Baja Blast, sorry, Emily – [Emily] Do I still get to sit here, though? – [Rhett] For now. – [Link] Wow, they keep pouring in. – [Rhett] How did you get here, Stevie? You were there. – [Stevie] Well, traffic wasn’t bad, so I’m here. – [Link] That’s a big one. – [Stevie] You know what I love? Red Robin. Who doesn’t? – [Stevie] You get a free burger of choice with a minimum purchase of $4.99 – [Stevie] when you dine in and you have to be signed up – [Stevie] for the Red Robin Royalty Program, – [Stevie] but it’s available throughout your birthday month. – [Stevie] The value varies roughly $15. – [Stevie] And this is the Royal Red Robin Burger. – [Rhett] They put an egg on it. You know, they like to do that. They kind of admitted that. – [Emily] Is the traffic bad this way? – [Stevie] I don’t know. – [Link] Well, that’s kind of presumptuous to just take a seat. – [Rhett] Nope, take a seat. – [Stevie] Well, I have to take a seat. I’m three. – [Link] Well, don’t get comfortable. – [Stevie] I was just reading the rules. – [Rhett] That’s a good burger. I know I have to buy – [Link] You have to pay $5 for that. Not directly. Indirectly. – [Link] Whereas they’re assuming that you’re dining with someone else on your birthday, – [Link] which may not be the case. I don’t know. – [Rhett] Look at this wonderful checkered napkin – [Rhett] that I’m using a wipe my burger hand off with. – [Link] Matches our floor. – [Rhett] Oh, I wonder where this comes from. – [Link] It’s like wiping your hand on our floor. – [Rhett] I wonder if you at home can get this for yourself. Maybe you can. – [Rhett] If you get the GMM Party Pack. – [Link] We’ve been talking about doing this for years. – [Link] Like people have thrown Good Mythical themed parties. – [Link] Birthday, taste test, you name it, all types of parties. – [Link] But you haven’t been able to purchase something that was officially themed. – [Rhett] You can make it your own stuff. There’s two kits. The table kit has plates. – [Link] Oh, here’s a plate. – [Rhett] Cups and napkins that match the floor, – [Rhett] and then the decor kit has this tablecloth – [Rhett] that looks like the GMM desk. – [Rhett] Hats that everyone except Link is wearing. – [Link] Well, you know, the hair. – [Rhett] And a banner back here that’s got our faces on it, and the GMM logo. – [Rhett] Get it all at Mythical.com – [Rhett] Stevie, you can stay. This burger is very good. – [Rhett] Come in. – [Trevor] Hey, hey. Hey, party people. – [Link] What’s up, Trip Daddy? – [Trevor] How’s it going? Check this out. – [Trevor] There’s a little card there for you too, if you want to read that. – [Rhett] “Happy. B-Day Rhett.” – [Rhett] “Hey there, tall and handsome. Charles Lincoln Neil the Third.” – [Trevor] Yeah. So this is the Edible Arrangements free dip fruit box – [Trevor] for Birthday Club Reward members during their birthday month. – [Trevor] And it’s free to join it’s valued at $29.99 – [Trevor] and you must have made a minimum purchase of $29 – [Trevor] in the calendar year prior. – [Link] So you have to spend $30. – [Rhett] So Edible Arrangements. I’ve had to spend – [Link] Oh we’re losing the four in 64. – [Link] Oh I think me pointing at it made it worse. – [Rhett] I’m only six. – [Link] He’s a kindergartner again and this is for me, – [Link] I just want to clarify once again, this is for me. – [Link] I just asked Trevor to bring it in. – [Rhett] Look, I mean. – [Link] Yeah, you like that? – [Rhett] It’s very pretty. I mean, we’ve got apples, we’ve got bananas. – [Link] $30 value. I mean, that’s better than the burger, – [Link] which I think is the most valuable thing so far. – [Rhett] I mean, if you’re already an Edible Arrangements customer, – [Rhett] which I am not and I don’t think I want to be. – [Link] Ouch. – [Link] Why not? Is that bad? – [Rhett] No, it’s great, but – [Link] Well, then what’s your problem? – [Link] The party kit also comes with a a fall-over-able mic. – [Stevie] it’s part of the box, so you DIY your own thing. It’s cute. – [Link] It is pretty cool. – [Rhett] It’s better than Emily’s Baja Blast. You can kick her off. – [Trevor] Let’s go! Flip, yeah. – [Emily] I do think his logic about free is very faulty, at best. – [Link] Yeah. Yeah. I love that how all of these birthday celebrations, – [Link] they basically create a bunch of angst and hatred. – [Link] How are you feeling? – [Trevor] I’m feeling great. This is awesome. – [Link] Yeah, Emily hates you now. – [Rhett] Oh, yes, guest? – [Rhett] It’s Davin. – [Davin] Rhett, you remember when I beat you at bowling on your birthday on the 40th? – [Rhett] Yeah, you embarrassed me so bad. – [Link] Hold on, that was my birthday party. – [Davin] Oh, was it yours? – [Rhett] Yeah. I just wanted to, I didn’t want to make you feel bad. – [Davin] I wasn’t invited to your last birthday party here, so I had to bring it up here. – [Rhett] Yeah, yeah, yeah. – [Davin] Anyway, so I brought you guys this. This is the Einstein Bagel Bros – [Davin] free egg sandwich on your birthday when you sign up – [Davin] for their Shmear Society, which is their free rewards club. – [Link] Shmear? – [Davin] Yeah, Shmear Society. – [Davin] I brought you bacon and cheddar, which is roughly valued at $7 – [Davin] another purchase is required and this is valid up to 14 days birth, – [Davin] 14 days after your birthday. – [Rhett] Okay. 14, I mean, this is not as good as a burger. We all know that. – [Link] I remember the first time I heard about Red Robin, – [Link] I was like, man, this is going to be amazing. – [Rhett] Yeah. I remember when Davin beat you at bowling at your birthday party. – [Rhett] Davin. – [Davin] Rhett. – [Rhett] You can take that with you. – [Link] Oh, man. – [Davin] Oh, man. – [Link] That’s big, dude. – [Davin] I wanted to sit with you guys. – [Rhett] You can’t join my party, man. I don’t want you to intimidate Link – [Rhett] any more than you already are. – [Rhett] I mean, it’s just not better than a burger. – [Rhett] I liked ice cream and that Edible Arrangement. It’s $30 value. – [Rhett] Yeah, you got to spend. But you’re already doing that if you’re a member. – [Davin] I’m going to go bowling now. – [Rhett] Come in. – [Chase] Hi, everyone. Happy birthday. – [Link] It’s Chase Hilt. – [Rhett] It’s not everyone’s birthday Chase. It’s just my birthday. – [Chase] No, you’re the most important one here. Happy birthday. – [Link] The whole vibe of this thing is very sitcom. – [Link] Like, what is going on here, y’all? – [Link] This is like the weirdest feeling episode ever. – [Rhett] I love it. – [Chase] All right, you ready? – [Chase] It’s got a rhyme on it. – [Chase] Big congrats on forty-”sax’ and please enjoy this IHOP stack. – [Chase] IHOP stack of pancakes. – [Chase] Free stack of five buttermilk pancakes from IHOP. – [Chase] When you join the International Bank of Pancakes Free Rewards program. – [Chase] Comes in the form of five Pancoins that can be exchanged for the stack. – [Chase] Valued at $10.99, available indefinitely. – [Rhett] Indefinitely? So if I qualify for it, I get to keep it forever? – [Rhett] I could like pass it on in my will? – [Link] I do think that that is something to consider. I mean, IHOP has staying power. – [Chase] And it gets butter and syrup. – [Link] When you’re 86, 96, you can still count on this. – [Link] Why on Earth would anyone want to eat that many pancakes? – [Rhett] Available indefinitely is really ringing in my birthday ears right now – [Chase] Just for you, Rhett. – [Rhett] What do I have to buy to get it? I’ve got to get some coins? – [Rhett] It sounds like a complicated program – [Chase] No. It’s not complicated at all. – [Trevor] Pancoin. You don’t know Pancoin? – [Chase] Join International Bank of Pancakes. – [Rhett] Hold on. Is this Crypto? Is this some crypto stuff? – [Chase] No. – [Rhett] Do the pancakes come as digital eggs – [Rhett] that then turn into little animals that grow and I can collect them all? – [Chase] It comes in the form of five Pancoins, which is kind of like a Poké Ball, sure. – [Chase] That can be exchanged for the stack. – [Rhett] Uh, Chase, I don’t understand the system, ((Laughing)) – [Rhett] It’s too complicated. You can’t join my party. – [Chase] Dang it! I still love you. – [Chase] Happy birthday. – [Link] Oh, wouldn’t you know it? – [Vi] Hey! Happy birthday. – [Rhett] It’s Vi! – [Vi] You, Libra, you. – [Rhett] That’s me. – [Vi] I brought your favorite Sbarro’s slice of pizza – [Vi] Sbarro’s free slice of pizza with a purchase of $5 or more – [Vi] when you sign up for their free rewards program – [Vi] available when you order online or in the app – [Vi] and can be used seven days prior to your birthday and up to 14 days after – [Vi] and is valued at $5.49. – [Rhett] That’s a pretty big window – [Link] but how much is that slice of pizza? – [Rhett] I don’t just buy a slice of pizza. I’m going to buy at least $5 or something else – [Rhett] and I never go to Sbarro alone. I’m always with a big group. – [Link] In the food court? – [Rhett] It’s pretty good. – [Stevie] Well, I’ll say my burger is available throughout your birthday month – [Stevie] and yeah, it’s now my burger, not Red Robin’s – [Rhett] Okay, that burger is really good. It’s got an egg on it. – [Rhett] Trevor, it’s been great having you here, but I do have to spend $30 – [Rhett] to get that $30 of Edible Arrangements, or whatever it is. – [Rhett] So, Vi, take a seat. Join us. – [Vi] I would love to! – [Trevor] It was from Link, it wasn’t even from me. So I’m totally not sad. – [Link] Thanks, man. – [Rhett] Wow, this is cutthroat. – [Rhett] Yes? Hey, Mikayla. – [Link] It’s Burger King, actually. – [Mikayla] It’s not. It is a free Pizookie from BJ’s Restaurant and Brewhouse, – [Mikayla] when you sign up for their rewards program. It’s free to join. – [Mikayla] The Pizookie is available for up to seven days before or after your birthday. – [Link] Is it gooey in the middle because – [Mikayla] It should be ooey gooey in the middle and then it’s valued at $5. – [Rhett] And you just get it for having a birthday and being in the rewards program? – [Mikayla] Yep. – [Rhett] David Hill, what do I have to do to get that ice cream? – [David] Just sign up for the birthday club. That’s free. – [Link] And how many flavors? – [Rhett] It’s two and a half ounces? It’s really good, but this has ice cream on it. – [Rhett] And it has a cookie underneath it. – [Rhett] All right, Mikayla, take David Hills’ seat. – [David] Whoa. This could have been a birthday week. Now it’s going away. – [David] You just have a birthday now. – [Link] That individual Pizookie is enough to share three ways. – [Rhett] Okay. – [Link] Oh, it’s Lily, the reigning champion. – [Link] I remember you from my birthday party. – [Lily] So, I did get the same gift for Rhett’s. – [Lily] This was crowned best of the birthday freebies. – [Lily] Krispy Kreme free dozen glazed donuts valued at $16.99 – [Lily] must be a Krispy Kreme rewards member free to join – [Lily] in fact, you get a free donut, just for signing up. – [Link] What? – [Link] Oh, there’s a reason why I love this. – [Rhett] So you get a free donut for signing up? – [Link] Immediate reward. – [Rhett] You automatically can get this without any other purchase? – [Lily] Yes. – [Stevie] And there’s so many that you could share with other people. – [Lily] Yeah, it’s for a whole party – [Rhett] This is so much better than everything that y’all have. I’m sorry. I mean, this – [Stevie] What if you took two donuts and you replaced the buns and then you – [Rhett] Oh, that’s a very creative idea. But that would require two donuts. – [Rhett] Oh, you just want to be a part of the party. You don’t want to go away. – [Stevie] I just want a donut. I asked for one. – [Rhett] Okay, everybody can have a donut. – [Mikayla] Oh, my goodness. – [Rhett] you know, what? And Vi? – [Vi] What? – [Rhett] You can take two donuts because you have to leave – [Rhett] because Lily is going to take a seat at the party. And you know what? – [Vi] The disrespect. – [Rhett] That’s the best thing. I mean, I think we proved it twice. – [Link] I’ll leave, so it can be an all girl party. – [Rhett] Okay. – [Vi] Yeah. All right. – [Link] Hey, Vi. You take my spot. – [Link] I want my boy to have an all girl party. – [Vi] Slumber party. – [Link] Estrogen. – [Mikayla] Well. – [Rhett] I’m sorry about my friend, but definitively, I mean, listen, – [Rhett] this is so much better than anything else that anybody is doing. – [Stevie] It’s a fact. – [Rhett] I mean, you don’t have to buy anything for it. – [Rhett] Like, how are they even making money off of this thing? – [Rhett] You get a dozen donuts plus the 13th donut just for signing up? – [Rhett] Okay, there we have it. Two times in a row. Krispy Kreme dozen donuts. – [Link] Hey! What’s up y’all? – [Vi] The clown is here. – [Link] Vi. – [Rhett] The clown is here. – [Rhett] All right. Bye, Chuckles. – [Rhett] Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. – [Rhett] Now, y’all say you know what time it is – [Vi] You know what time it is – [Ben] I’m Ben. – [Sarah] And I’m Sarah. – [Ben] And we’re on the beautiful island of Curaçao – [Ben] where Rhett would love it because they serve baked beans for breakfast. – [Ben] And it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. – [Rhett] What is this magical place, Curaçao? – [Rhett] Click the top link to see us build our ideal girl dinner – [Rhett] and Good Mythical More. – [Link] And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality is going to land. – [Rhett] Ain’t no party like a Mythical party. – [Rhett] Shop the new GMM party decor and table sets – [Rhett] available now at Mythical.com “