
[Rhett] We’re on to you, Taco Bell. – [Link] Let’s talk about that. ((Intro Music)) – [Link] Good Mythical Morning. – [Rhett] The Internet loves Taco Bell. – [Rhett] And how do we know that? – [Rhett] Well, we live inside the Internet – [Rhett] and we see all. – [Link] Yes, we do. – [Link] Taco Bell, not a sponsor, – [Link] offers a solid, reliable – [Link] fast food experience, – [Link] but is it too reliable? – [Rhett] You see, there are theories – [Rhett] floating around on the Internet – [Rhett] where we live – [Rhett] that everything on Taco Bell’s menu – [Rhett] basically tastes the exact same, – [Rhett] that it’s all just one set of flavors – [Rhett] being reconfigured – [Rhett] into different shapes – [Rhett] and delivery mechanisms. – [Rhett] And today we’re putting that to the test. – [Rhett] It’s time for – [Rhett] It’s Taco Time – [Rhett] Or Is It Burrito Time? – [Rhett] Or Maybe It’s Quesadilla time? – [Rhett] I Can’t Tell What Time It Is. – [Rhett] Somebody Help Me! – [Stevie] Rhett, it’s okay. – [Stevie] You’re on the set of GMM. – [Stevie] Everything’s fine, – [Stevie] and I’m here to help you. – [Link] Thank God. – [Link] Because as you can see, we can’t. – [Rhett] I’m glad you still work that in. – [Link] Yeah. – [Stevie] Gentlemen, you are moments away – [Stevie] from conducting a series – [Stevie] of blind taste test. – [Stevie] Now, throughout today’s taste tests, – [Stevie] you may ask for a second bite – [Stevie] by ringing the bells in front of you – [Stevie] because you get it? Taco Bell. – [Stevie] And those are bells. – [Stevie] And then a second bite will be – [Stevie] put in your mouth – [Stevie] because you can’t be – [Stevie] feeding yourself this. – [Link] Okay. Yes, I’ll tell you, – [Link] I smell Taco Bell – [Link] and that’s all I can say, – [Link] because it all smells the same. – [Rhett] Yeah, we’ve definitely, – [Rhett] we’ve had this theory, – [Rhett] we’ve had this conversation – [Rhett] many times. – [Link] I’m glad to hear that – [Link] we’re not the only ones. – [Link] But now we prove it or disprove it. – [Link] Not a sponsor. – [Stevie] Okay, so before this first round, – [Stevie] I need you to answer – [Stevie] the following question. – [Rhett] B. – [Link] On weekends. – [Stevie] Of these four Taco Bell menu items. – [Stevie] Which is your favorite? – [Stevie] One, Crunch Wrap Supreme. – [Stevie] Two, Nacho Cheese Doritos – [Stevie] Locos Taco Supreme. – [Link] That’s good. – [Stevie] Three, Nachos BellGrande. – [Stevie] Or four, Mexican Pizza. – [Link] Oh, I got to go with, – [Link] listen, I love Christy, – [Link] and she loves the Mexican Pizza. – [Link] Her life stopped when it went away, – [Link] and it started when it came back. – [Rhett] But do you like it or are you – [Rhett] just going to go with it? – [Link] And then it, like, stopped – [Link] when it went away again. – [Rhett] Or because they all taste the same? – [Rhett] and it doesn’t matter? – [Link] What? – [Rhett] Are you going to pick it because – [Link] I picked it. – [Rhett] You like it or because she likes it? – [Link] She likes it. – [Rhett] Okay, I’m going to go with B, – [Rhett] not only because I said that as a joke – [Rhett] before you even ask the question, – [Rhett] but it actually is my answer. – [Stevie] The Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos. – [Stevie] Okay. – [Stevie] Okay, cool. So, – [Stevie] the reason I asked you is – [Stevie] because in this round we are removing – [Stevie] the element of shape – [Stevie] and form completely – [Stevie] from these items. – [Stevie] We took all of them – [Stevie] and we slap chopped them – [Stevie] into little bits. – [Stevie] Bits you’ll be eating – [Link] You’re going to love my nuts. – [Rhett] Did you use it? – [Stevie] Dish by dish. – [Stevie] Personally? No. – [Stevie] But yes, we did in general. – [Stevie] And you’re going to taste – [Stevie] these four dishes in no particular order. – [Stevie] And then I’m going to ask you, – [Stevie] which one is the favorite? – [Link] Oh, yeah, science. – [Rhett] Identified the thing that – [Rhett] we just said we thought we liked. – [Stevie] Yep, yep, yep. So here we go – [Stevie] with number one. – [Link] All right. – [Rhett] I think I know what that is. – [Stevie] Okay, here’s the second one. – [Link] I don’t remember what the choices are. – [Link] Okay. – [Rhett] Is he getting the same things I’m getting – [Stevie] You don’t know your choices? – [Stevie] You’re just finding your favorite one. – [Rhett] You’re trying to find a Mexican Pizza. – [Rhett] I’m trying to find the Doritos Locos thing. – [Link] I’ve never had a Mexican Pizza. ((Laughing)) – [Rhett] Yeah, that’s why I said, – [Rhett] are you saying that because – [Rhett] it’s what she likes or what you like – [Rhett] and you’re going to impact. – [Link] And what did I say? – [Link] I said what she liked. – [Rhett] And I was just like, he’s Link, – [Rhett] you can’t help the boy sometimes. – [Rhett] Your own wost enemy, man. – [Stevie] You’ve never had a Mexican Pizza? – [Link] What are the, never, – [Link] what are the other two choices? – [Stevie] They’re four, – [Link] It’s all the same stuff. – [Rhett] There’s three more choices – [Rhett] because she said four things. – [Link] The chicken quesadilla is my favorite. – [Rhett] It’s not a choice. – [Link] But that’s my favorite thing. – [Rhett] It’s not one of the choices. – [Stevie] Not the point. – [Stevie] Link, have you had – [Stevie] a Mexican Pizza before? – [Link] I said no. No. – [Stevie] You have not. – [Link] I’ve had the Doritos Locos – [Rhett] Why don’t you try to find the Doritos – [Link] Not the Supreme, – [Link] because it has tomatoes. – [Stevie] Well, we’ve taken the tomatoes – [Stevie] out of all yours – [Link] I’ll go with the Doritos. – [Stevie] Okay. So you’re looking – [Stevie] for the same thing now. – [Stevie] The thing that you’ve both had. – [Stevie] And you’ve tried one item. – [Stevie] And now we’re moving – [Stevie] to the second item. – [Rhett] Okay. I think I know what that was. – [Stevie] Okay, number three. – [Stevie] Oh, Link’s still chewing. – [Rhett] Give it to me anyway. – [Link] Please feed me. – [Link] Okay. – [Stevie] All right. – [Stevie] We’re going to move on to four. – [Link] Really? – [Link] Okay. – [Link] Two of these are the same. – [Link] Exactly the same. – [Link] The third one is almost the same – [Link] and then another one – [Link] is totally different. – [Stevie] Okay. Now you’ve picked – [Stevie] the same thing that you’re guessing. – [Stevie] So I’m going to give you a 3, 2, 1. – [Stevie] Okay. Here you go. – [Stevie] 3, 2, 1 – [Rhett] Three. – [Link] Three. – [Rhett] 100% sure. – [Link] If I would have known. – [Rhett] Can I put my blindfold up? – [Stevie] Okay. Yeah, you can – [Stevie] take your blindfolds off. – [Link] Yes, so we did, I mean, – [Link] because of the Dorito shell. – [Rhett] And the beef. – [Rhett] We don’t know if we’re right. – [Stevie] Which was the one – [Rhett] Okay. I can tell you – [Rhett] what all of them were. – [Link] Four and one are the same thing – [Link] and three was almost that – [Link] plus beans. – [Rhett] Okay. – [Stevie] You think four and one – [Stevie] were the same? – [Link] Four and one are the same thing – [Link] and two is that plus beans? – [Stevie] Okay. – [Rhett] The first one was the Mexican Pizza. – [Rhett] The second one was – [Rhett] the Crunchwrap Supreme. – [Rhett] The third one was the Doritos, – [Rhett] and the fourth one was the nachos. – [Stevie] Correct. – [Rhett] Boom! – [Rhett] I’m a Taco Bell genius. – [Stevie] Okay. I mean, and we have those items. – [Stevie] You just said them so quickly. – [Stevie] We couldn’t get them out. – [Stevie] But it’s interesting what we’re learning – [Stevie] in this round, because Link just said, – [Stevie] two of them were the same – [Stevie] and one of them was the same – [Stevie] with beans. – [Stevie] And yet Rhett identified – [Stevie] every single one. – [Stevie] So we’re splitsies – [Rhett] Hey, Taco Bell’s – [Link] Oh, there’s beans on – [Rhett] Nuance. – [Link] Beans on the, oh God. ((Laughing)) – [Link] Taco Bell already have me. – [Rhett] You got him. – [Link] I mean, okay, I’ll give it to you, man. – [Link] This is the only thing that helped me – [Link] was just the – [Rhett] It was the easiest one to find. – [Rhett] Here’s what was a giveaway for me. – [Rhett] Was, the Crunchwrap Supreme, – [Rhett] it was the tortilla. – [Rhett] The only one with – [Rhett] this particular soft tortilla, – [Rhett] and that was a dead giveaway. – [Rhett] The two that were – [Rhett] hard to pick out – [Rhett] were these two. – [Link] they’re this – [Rhett] There is a sauce on the Mexican Pizza – [Rhett] that is not on the nachos. – [Rhett] And there’s also a different – [Rhett] kind of cheese. – [Stevie] Link, I have great news. – [Stevie] It is the Quesadilla round. – [Link] Yes – [Rhett] And you know what? – [Rhett] I completely agree with you. – [Rhett] Quesadilla is the best thing – [Rhett] on the menu. – [Link] Chicken. – [Rhett] Chicken quesadilla. – [Stevie] You guys are going to – [Stevie] really love this round then – [Stevie] because excluding the breakfast menu, – [Stevie] Taco Bell offer three kinds of quesadillas. – [Stevie] Cheese, chicken, and steak. – [Stevie] The question is, can you really – [Stevie] taste the difference – [Stevie] between the two meat options? – [Stevie] So your job is to tell me – [Stevie] which one has chicken. – [Link] Okay, well, – [Link] I think this should be easy. – [Rhett] Well, but they wouldn’t have – [Rhett] done it if it was going – [Rhett] to be super easy. – [Link] All right, all right, all right. – [Rhett] Do they know who – [Rhett] they’re dealing with? – [Link] We’re going to show them. – [Stevie] The first quesadilla. – [Rhett] I was expecting something else. – [Rhett] That’s why – [Rhett] I thought it was going to be a spoon. – [Rhett] And then when ((Laughing)) – [Rhett] I opened up my mouth – [Rhett] and it was more than a spoon – [Rhett] and it didn’t have an end, – [Rhett] but it just kept going, – [Rhett] and I realized it was – [Rhett] a whole quesadilla. – [Rhett] My brain did a little trick on me, – [Rhett] and now I’m lost. – [Link] Oh, really? – [Rhett] I feel like I need a – [Rhett] another bite. – [Link] Okay, that’s quite a build up. – [Link] All you had to do is ring the bell. – [Stevie] Okay. – [Rhett] You think you know – [Rhett] what you just tasted? – [Link] Yeah. – [Rhett] Me too, but, now, – [Rhett] I’m just all discombobulated. – [Link] Taco Bell. – [Stevie] Here’s the second quesadilla. – [Link] It’s nice. – [Link] You hungry? – [Link] What are you doing over there? – [Rhett] Really, really thinking. – [Link] I think this one is easy. – [Rhett] It’s not. – [Rhett] Listen, even a Taco Bell genius – [Rhett] will tell you this isn’t easy. – [Link] Wow. Interesting. – [Stevie] I’m going to give you a 3, 2, 1. – [Stevie] You’re going to tell me – [Stevie] which one was chicken – [Stevie] and your options are one or two. – [Stevie] Here we go. – [Stevie] 3, 2, 1. – [Link] Two. – [Rhett] Two. – [Link] Clearly, though. Clearly. – [Stevie] Okay, both said two. – [Rhett] Yeah. I don’t know if I’m right or not. – [Stevie] Well, here’s the thing, is that – [Stevie] we wanted to make it – [Stevie] a truly blind taste test. – [Stevie] So what we did was – [Stevie] we didn’t feed you guys – [Stevie] the same one – [Stevie] at the same time. – [Stevie] So the thing is, – [Stevie] is that Rhett, – [Stevie] you are right – [Stevie] and Link, you are wrong. ((Laughing)) – [Rhett] Awesome. – [Link] I don’t understand. – [Rhett] Okay, how do you – [Rhett] not understand? – [Rhett] She fully explained it, like – [Link] I don’t understand how I could be wrong. – [Link] What did I eat? – [Rhett] What do you not understand? – [Rhett] What she said? – [Link] What I ate. – [Rhett] We did the same thing, – [Rhett] in a different order. – [Rhett] My two was your one – [Rhett] and your one was my two, man. – [Link] But number two was chicken. – [Link] That was beef? – [Stevie] That was steak. – [Stevie] Your number two was steak, Link. – [Stevie] But Rhett’s number two was chicken. – [Rhett] And let me tell you, as a taco, – [Rhett] as a certified Taco Bell genius, – [Rhett] it was not as easy – [Rhett] as I made it look. – [Rhett] There was a moment there – [Rhett] where I was unsure of myself. – [Link] And it wasn’t as easy – [Link] as I said it was – [Rhett] And when Link agreed with me, – [Rhett] I was even more unsure of myself. – [Stevie] Do you know what this means? – [Stevie] This is crazy. – [Rhett] Yeah, Link thinks steak is beef. ((Laughing)) – [Stevie] I’m just saying. – [Link] No, it means that Taco Bell – [Link] tastes the same. – [Link] You may have noticed – [Link] that we have new bells, – [Link] but have you also noticed – [Link] that we have new mugs? – [Rhett] Yes. – [Link] Sweater weather mug. – [Link] These are perfect for wearing a sweater, – [Link] maybe making some hot cocoa. – [Link] You get your little cozy randler on there. – [Link] With it’s turtleneck. – [Link] I bet you know – [Link] where you can get it? – [Rhett] Can you talk about it – [Rhett] in a way that makes me – [Rhett] want to buy it? – [Link] Why don’t you give it a shot – [Rhett] Now, at Mythical.com, – [Rhett] the sweater ((Laughing)) – [Link] Good. – [Rhett] The Sweater Weather mug. – [Rhett] 15 ounces of pleasure in your mouth. – [Rhett] I didn’t prepare for this. – [Rhett] I didn’t know – [Rhett] I was going to have to do it. – [Link] Hey, man. – [Rhett] It’s a great mug, dude. – [Link] Mythical.com – [Link] It is a beautiful mug. – [Link] It’ll get you in the – [Link] sweater weather vibe. – [Rhett] Yep – [Link] Now what, Stevie? – [Link] I felt jilted. – [Stevie] So you’re about to taste – [Stevie] two different burritos – [Stevie] from the Taco Bell menu. – [Stevie] And after tasting both, – [Stevie] you’re going to take off – [Stevie] your blindfolds – [Stevie] and you’re going to write down – [Stevie] up to three differences – [Stevie] you tasted between the two burritos – [Rhett] I like this. – [Stevie] You can get three points, – [Stevie] one point for each thing. – [Stevie] I only really know two of the points – [Stevie] necessarily, but points are fun and – [Rhett] Up to three differences? – [Stevie] Yeah, you can, yeah. – [Stevie] Three differences. – [Link] All right, here we go. I’m ready. – [Stevie] Okay, here’s your first burrito. – [Link] I really wish my wife was here. – [Link] First of all, I just need moral support. – [Link] I need somebody on my team. – [Link] Second of all, – [Link] that woman loves Taco Bell, – [Link] and I don’t. – [Link] She’s an enigma. – [Link] I’m going to ring the bell, – [Link] but that’s for the other burrito. – [Stevie] Well, okay. All right. – [Stevie] And burrito number 2. ((Laughing)) – [Rhett] That was hard. – [Link] Have you already tasted – [Link] the second burrito? – [Rhett] No. – [Link] Then what’s hard about it? ((Laughing)) – [Link] Okay – [Link] I need to start writing, – [Link] but I’ll keep my blindfold on – [Link] because I know that Rhett’s not ready. – [Link] And I don’t want to forget. – [Stevie] Okay, we can hide the burritos. – [Stevie] You can take your blindfolds off. – [Link] Okay. Thank you. – [Rhett] I’ve lost it. – [Link] I know. It’s a lot. – [Rhett] My streak is over. – [Rhett] I think I’m ready. – [Link] Yeah, I’m ready. – [Link] Except I’m writing one more thing. – [Link] All right. I’m ready. – [Link] Who’s going first? – [Stevie] Whoever. Just go ahead. – [Stevie] You can’t change your answer. – [Link] Okay, well, – [Link] I think that the first one. – [Link] No, this is the first one. ((Laughing)) – [Link] The first one had beans and cheese – [Link] and it was cooler. – [Link] And the second one had meat – [Link] and it had a hard shell inside. – [Rhett] Oh, I didn’t get that. – [Link] And then it was hotter. – [Rhett] So maybe I might be able to explain – [Rhett] some of those differences, I think, – [Rhett] because I thought the first one had beans. – [Rhett] And I thought it also had rice – [Rhett] and I tasted nacho cheese – [Rhett] and jalapeños, – [Rhett] but it may have just been – [Rhett] one or the other. – [Link] There was no meat – [Link] in the first one – [Link] and there was meat – [Link] in the second one. – [Stevie] Okay, so here’s the thing. – [Stevie] The first burrito you had – [Stevie] was the Beefy Crunch Burrito, – [Stevie] which had beef, rice, nacho cheese, – [Stevie] sour cream, Fritos Flamin’ Hot – [Stevie] Fiesta Strips, and beans. – [Rhett] Beans – [Link] Beans. – [Stevie] And then the second one – [Stevie] was the Beefy Melt Burrito, – [Stevie] which had beef, rice, nacho cheese, – [Stevie] sour cream, three cheese blend – [Stevie] and regular fiesta strips. – [Stevie] So really the only difference – [Stevie] that you both pointed out – [Stevie] is the beans? – [Rhett] No, I said nacho cheese. – [Stevie] But they both have nacho cheese. – [Rhett] But it does have ((Laughing)) – [Link] It’s over for you. – [Rhett] What makes it hot, though? – [Rhett] Because Link said it was hotter. – [Link] I just meant temperature hot. – [Stevie] The first one, yeah, – [Stevie] the first one I guess should be hotter – [Stevie] because it has Fritos Flamin’ Hot – [Stevie] Fiesta Strips, – [Stevie] and the second one – [Stevie] just had Fiesta Strips. – [Rhett] So what you’re saying is that – [Rhett] we only got one. – [Rhett] We both got the same thing, right. – [Rhett] And that’s we both knew that – [Rhett] there was beans in the first one. – [Stevie] Yeah. – [Rhett] That’s the only thing – [Rhett] that we did correctly. – [Link] Well what we’ve proven is that – [Link] it all tastes the same. – [Rhett] No, we haven’t. – [Rhett] You’ve proven it all – [Rhett] taste the same for you. – [Link] We got a handbell choir. – [Link] That’s how you do it. – [Link] And then you have to wait – [Link] to be that sad person with the note – [Link] that never gets hit in the song, – [Link] and you’re just like, – [Link] waiting. – [Link] Waiting. – [Link] I mean, there’s people who sometimes – [Link] they only get to do one gong. – [Rhett] Especially the guy – [Rhett] with the biggest bell. – [Link] Right. Maybe at the end of the thing. – [Rhett] Yeah. – [Stevie] You are going to taste – [Stevie] a selection of sauces – [Stevie] aside from the hot sauce packets – [Stevie] that Taco Bell has and – [Stevie] What? – [Rhett] There’s other sauces? – [Stevie] Yeah, they have a, – [Stevie] many a sauce outside. – [Stevie] But in order to find out – [Stevie] just how distinct – [Stevie] all of these sauces really are, – [Stevie] you must identify how many – [Stevie] different sauces you actually tasted. – [Stevie] So I’m going to give you a lineup, – [Stevie] and then you’re going to tell me – [Stevie] how many different sauces you taste. – [Stevie] Here we go – [Stevie] First sauce. – [Link] Not good on its own. – [Stevie] Second. – [Link] Oh, dang, that’s hot. – [Link] Okay, that’s different. – [Stevie] Sauce number three. – [Link] Also spicy. – [Link] I need that one again. – [Link] I don’t want it again. – [Link] Okay. – [Stevie] Sauce number four. – [Rhett] Okay. – [Stevie] Okay. – [Stevie] Sauce number five. – [Link] Oh ((Laughing)) – [Rhett] Don’t make more mouth noises – [Rhett] than we’re already making. – [Rhett] We’re losing viewers left and right. – [Rhett] Don’t add more noises. – [Link] Right. Okay. – [Stevie] Sauce number six. – [Link] What? – [Rhett] Okay. – [Link] Repetition much? – [Stevie] Seven. – [Rhett] Okay. – [Stevie] Eight. – [Link] How many are there? – [Link] I can’t go on like this. – [Link] 20? – [Stevie] And nine. – [Rhett] Okay. – [Link] God, so many of them – [Link] were mayonnaise. – [Link] Like mayonnaise based sauces, God. – [Stevie] Okay. Do you have your answers – [Stevie] of how many sauces – [Stevie] you think you had? – [Rhett] Yeah. Can I take my blindfold off? – [Stevie] Yeah, you can – [Stevie] take your blindfolds off. – [Stevie] I’m going to give you a 3, 2, 1. – [Link] Okay. – [Stevie] 3, 2, 1. – [Rhett] Six – [Link] Five. Five. – [Stevie] You had – [Stevie] eight sauces. – [Link] Really? – [Stevie] Yep. You had – [Stevie] Chipotle sauce, red sauce, – [Stevie] creamy jalapeño sauce – [Stevie] Chipotle sauce again. – [Rhett] Yeah. – [Rhett] So far that was – [Rhett] completely on track. – [Stevie] Nacho cheese sauce, avocado ranch. – [Rhett] Yes – [Stevie] Mexican Pizza sauce. – [Rhett] This is when I started getting – [Link] What number did you get? Six? – [Rhett] Six. – [Link] Yeah, all the sauce, – [Link] there’s only five sauces. – [Stevie] Sour cream. – [Rhett] Sour cream was obviously new. – [Link] Wouldn’t really call it a sauce. – [Rhett] Couple of the ones that had – [Rhett] the chili powder in them, – [Rhett] ended up feeling like – [Rhett] they were the same sauce. – [Rhett] But, I mean, – [Rhett] I was more right than you. – [Rhett] I’m a little. I mean, – [Rhett] there’s more distinction – [Rhett] than you thought there was. – [Link] You know, – [Link] it’s all the same. I assert it. – [Link] I stand by it. – [Rhett] But I don’t think – [Rhett] that’s what we learned today. – [Rhett] I think we learned that – [Rhett] it’s kind of the same. – [Rhett] But if you really think about it, – [Rhett] it’s also kind of pretty different. – [Link] Okay. All right. – [Rhett] That’s the new slogan coming in 2024. – [Rhett] Taco Bell, it’s kind of the same, – [Rhett] but if you really think about it, – [Rhett] it’s kind of sort of a little bit different. – [Rhett] 2024. – [Link] Excuse me while I go Hershey squirt. – [Rhett] Thanks for subscribing – [Rhett] and clicking that bell. – [Link] You know what time it is. – [Audrey] Hey, Rhett and Link. I’m Audrey – [JP] And I’m JP. – [JP] And this is the world’s – [JP] most chippiest chip. – [JP] And it’s time to spin – [JP] the Wheel of Mythicality. – [Rhett] I see what you’re saying. – [Link] I love it when a couple – [Link] is on the same page. – [Rhett] I get it. I totally get it. – [Rhett] Click the top link to watch us – [Rhett] determine the strongest tortilla chip – [Rhett] in Good Mythical More. – [Link] And to find out where – [Link] the Wheel of Mythicality – [Link] is going to land. – [Rhett] The weather outside may be frightful, – [Rhett] but this mug is so delightful. – [Rhett] Shop the new Sweater Weather mug – [Rhett] available now a Mythical.com “
