Today we attempt to figure out how weird products work without instructions. – Let’s talk about that. ((Intro Music)) – Good Mythical Morning. – Y’all know, I’m not normally a very competitive person, but there’s just something about trying to figure out what mystery products do without any instructions. That just gets me excited. – I get it, man. And unrelated. I’m not a picky eater. It’s time for. – [Link] Do you know what that doodad do? – [Stevie] Under that black sheet are pieces of your first mystery product. You can shop at the Mythi mart to find items necessary to use the product, but be selective. Every decoy item you grab will cost you 5 seconds on the game clock. You have 4 minutes. And your time starts now. – Now, we both had success and failings at shopping now, so I don’t think there’s any pattern at this point. – I love to shop. – Okay. – But I am going to look at this before I do Unless, you don’t let me see it. So this is a tube. It looks like a battery goes in that. – Or it looks like it could be USB powered instead. – And then that clearly goes into that, right? – I’ve got power right here. – That doesn’t. And then what does? – Let me just plug it in and see what happens, first. – It looks like something goes in there like it’s a thermometer or something. – Maybe it winds something up. Oh, man, I got hot dogs. – [Rhett] I don’t think a hot dog will fit. Hold on, one second. I need to get it plugged in. – What about? – [Rhett] We don’t need to panic. – Pencils. Do pencils go in the shaft? – Okay, I’m turning it on. – Or is it batteries? What about? – So it’s on. – Here’s some sort of a tent poles. It’s got nothing to do with this. – I’m getting blinking. – [Link] We got butter. Flashlight. Flashlight go in the shaft? – I’m only, the only thing I’m doing is getting blinking. I got power, but I don’t feel like I’m. – Cotton balls. – Oh, oh, there’s information. There’s something about your skin keeping your health, healthy. Keeping your skin healthy. – Keeping your skin healthy. – [Rhett] Yeah. So I think I think you got to put something in this thing. and we got to rub it. Is there anything to put in this? – [Rhett] Is there anything to put on this? – Marshmallow. – Marshmallows don’t help the skin. Everybody knows that. – What about an empty jar that used to have water in it? – Do you see any? Well, actually, I think water might. I think the water could be important, but I got water in my mugs. Don’t worry about the water. Anything over there that can help moisturize? Is there ice? – Ranch dressing? – No. Is there ice? Is there anything skin care related? – Bread Hershey’s Chocolate. It’s a chocolate fondue face. – [Rhett] I don’t believe it’s food related. Is there anything over there that’s skin related? Like any sort of lotion, anything that I can put onto this thing? – Wow. What is that? – [Rhett] Is that binoculars? – [Stevie] 60 seconds. – We’ve only got a minute, Link. – You’re the one who sucked Butter, dude. Butter on the face. – [Rhett] Butter face? Bring it. Don’t bring the vegetables. Don’t bring the vegetables. Don’t be an idiot. – All right. – Okay. Butter face. – [Stevie] Subtracting five points. – Dang it! It’s not butter face. Okay, Link The only thing that you do poorly. Well, one of the things that you do poorly when you shop is you don’t see things that are right in front of – Bread face. – [Rhett] Is there any? – Shaving cream face. – Shaving cream goes on the face. Bring the shaving cream. Bring the shaving cream. Don’t even listen to what she says. Just spray it right here. – [Stevie] 5 seconds. – Don’t even listen to her. Just do it. – You can use my face, it’s beardless. Look at that – [Stevie] And time. – We got it. At least our friendship is stronger. ((Buzzer)) – [Stevie] We’ll just say so, water is necessary Water is necessary. This thing’s really cool. So I do want you to to demonstrate it. So grab a water bottle. – Water bottle? – [Stevie] Yep, it’s in the Mythi mart. – What? – [Stevie] See? It’s a mini humidifier. – This is steam. – It doesn’t even look like anything can come out of the top. That’s kind of crazy. -That is wonderful. – I really like this now. – That is wonderful. – It is like tangentially related to shaving. Points please? ((Laughing)) – What if Rhett puts it in his rectum? ((Music)) – [Stevie] Okay, we’re off to a rocky start. You need to get all of the rest of these products correct to win. Your time starts now. – All right. Clearly, you’re going to shop. – Okay, there’s power. – Now, look at this. This thing creates. – Oh, I know what this is. – It’s a wreath. – This is going to make. – This one goes on top. – This is going to this is that’s a heater coil in a pan. I think we can make cotton candy with this or something like that. Okay. Oh, I got to, are you gonna laugh at that? – [Link] All right. So. – Okay, Link. – [Link] We’ve got a cord here. – It’s going to make something hot. – See, but does this go on the bottom? – Is it like a oh, hot dog? Is it a hot dog thing? Do you put hot dogs in there to warm it up? – Look at what I figured out. I don’t know yet that I didn’t want you to come over here, but. So. So this goes on the bottom. This goes on top. – How come that doesn’t. You don’t know, that doesn’t sit on top of it. – I’m saying I know that this goes below it. Like, I can tell right there that this catches stuff. – Okay, you got it. – And then, yeah, that goes up there. It’s kind of like a burner. – And then what does this do? – These go. These four things go. They go right here. So why on earth? – Is it fondue? – Look, you know what? Look in the cooler. Is there something in the cooler? or something that we might want to melt? – Hey! We got steak. We’re going to cook some steak. It’s a barbecue machine. We got big cheese. Link, turn it on, plug it in. Have you turned it on and plugged it in? – But I think we need I don’t want to put the meat directly on this thing. We need some sort of a surface – [Rhett] Why don’t you want to do that? – [Link] Well bring that over first and see if we’re right. – Skewers! Turn it on. – Yes, yes we’re skewering this is a. – [Stevie[ Two minutes. – I got cheese, meat, and skewers. – This is a, what’s it called? When they make you cook the food but you. Have to pay. – She’s removing 10 seconds? Oh, you know what it is? Okay. If I take these away. I don’t know how to do this at this pace. How many seconds would you remove now? – [Stevie] I’m not at liberty to say. – Okay, I’ll take it away and bring it back. – [Stevie] Oh, 5 seconds. Those are. – We need some other skewers. There’s other corn on the cob, skewer things over there. – [Rhett] Can I just leave the cheese here? I’m not panicking. I’m not panicking at all. Okay. – [Link] I figured out my part. Don’t run with those. – [Stevie] One minute remains. – Okay, so we’ve got these. – Okay. Is it on? – Yeah. Yes, it’s hot. – Link, catch. – [Stevie] There we go. – Okay. All right, all right. – [Link] But that’s not it. Because we have, It’s a – [Stevie] Yeah. – [Rhett] Okay. – Oh, gosh, man. ((Laughing)) – [Link] That was freaking. – I thought you knew we were making s’mores. I just figured you’d be – Well I am making s’mores! – I’m sorry. I’m sorry. – Get out of here. – Marshmallows, chocolate, graham crackers, It was obvious. – Get in there. You’re Rhett now. Over here. – Hold on, you got 20 seconds. – And the chocolate. And the chocolate. And the chocolate. And the chocolate. – [Stevie] I’m giving it to you. I’m giving it to you. Yeah. ((Applause)) – Okay, can you put that down before I sit down? Can you put the skewer down before I sit down? Listen, man, I’m sorry. – I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Know your lane. I’m the one who hurts you. – I’m sorry, but I wasn’t even. I was in such a zone. It was like marshmallows, chocolate, graham crackers. And it was right at you – I’m sorry, man. -Thank, God, I wasn’t lucky Of course, I might would have caught it if I was looking. Hold on, why am I making myself out to be the victim? I am the victim. – I was trying to win. – I’m the victim. This happened to me. This isn’t my fault. – Well, I apologized. It was my fault, but it was at least a little bit your fault for not knowing we were getting to s’mores. – Well, now you got two things going up your rectum, trust me. ((Laughing)) ((Music)) – As you know, every three months, we release a quarterly collectible item over on the Mythical Society for third degree members. And the last one of the year is our official Guess Who? game in collaboration with the official Guess Who? But it’s all Mythicalized with our characters. – And it includes I mean, it goes real deep because you got the ones that come with the game. And then also we have a built in additional expansion packs. So you can play Guess Who? Forever. And also if you are a third degree Mythical Society member, you automatically get this. This will be coming to you if you go through the process of redeeming it through the Society. That’s part of the perks of being a third degree member. But if you want to get this and you’re not a third degree member, you need to join third degree quarterly or annual by December 31st over at Mythicalsociety.com – Okay. You know what? Our friendship is in the balance. If we win this, I think I can find forgiveness in my heart. But I might need to go to, like, a massage therapist That you’ll pay for. – Because of graham crackers? – Yeah, a little bit. They were still in the box, Rhett. – Okay. – [Stevie] Now seems like a good time for me to point out the safety hazard here, which is that this is an item that is preheated. So be careful because we needed to start heating it. And also. It might take you a little bit more time, so we’re adding an extra minute and your time starts now. – What part is hot? The grinder part or the? So this thing is like cast iron? – Okay, it’s getting hot over here. – And I just think that it. – It’s going to. – You know what? You know, I have an idea already. I know that you already had the cheese. I bet you it melts cheese into slices or something. – [Stevie] Minus 5 seconds. – Minus 5 seconds. – Okay. All right. You know, what am I thinking? I could have just thrown the cheese when he wasn’t looking. I think it’s food related. We’ve got some dough. Pasta dough? – How about bread? – Pasta dough. White bread. – Well, no, no, no. Dough. You’re right. – Rotisserie chicken. Ball Park Franks? – Just the dough. Throw me the dough. I did do an underhand toss, by the way. – [Stevie] Minus 5 seconds. – Okay. – Throw me the dough. You’d already thrown it. Don’t throw until I’m looking, man. It’s the rule of baseball. – Yeah, which, – Wonder Bread? – You had a bad time with baseball, didn’t you? – Butter. -Anything that needs to be softened up with some heat. – [Link] It didn’t look food safe. – It’s very, sort of plastic things, like. – Parchment paper turn into like the laminate? – Is there like a crafty thing, like plastic crafty stuff? – Yes. There’s all of these heat activated. The bead things. – [Stevie] Minus 5 seconds. Less than 2 minutes remains. – [Rhett] Anything else that can melt? I don’t think it’s hot enough to melt. – Knives. – Hold on. Is there a liquid? – Hard wax beads. – [Rhett] Wax? – [Stevie] Minus 5 seconds. – [Rhett] Hey, so listen, anything that’s hot, that can melt that, then when I start spinning this thing. – Vitamin E oil? – A liquid that needs to be heated. – Play-Doh. – Oh, maybe it is. It’s a butter! Bread and butter. Bread and butter. Bread and butter. Bread and butter. We got one minute. Bread and butter. – Bread and butter. – Yep. You take sticks of butter. They look just like places for sticks of butter. – And then you take loaves of bread. – Yeah. So you put the butter, – And then all you got to do is drag. – Yeah, butter there. You fools! You fools! – You look at this. Look at this, fools. and then, hurry, and then you put this on there. – Yeah, on the back. It’s going to melt. And then you just take the bread and you just. – We’ve done it. We have done it. ((Applause)) – Okay, well, it’s not quite melted yet, but it’s a bread butterer, right? – [Stevie] It is. And unfortunately it cost $175. – What? This is awesome. – I can definitely see the butter starting to come. – Sometimes I have to butter a lot of bread. – Look at that. You got two nice streams of butter there. That is nice. Let me have one, too. Is there a way to do this that we don’t, that we’re not doing? – [Stevie] I think it’s the opposite direction. – So, you go this way? – Oh, yeah. Oh, yes, it spins that way. – I bet you, you have a whole stack, and then you just go, – Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a deck of cards. That’s awesome. – You know what? We overcame hardship, strife in our relationship, a lot of pain. – And we got one more round. – Oh, we do? – Yes. ((Laughing)) ((Music)) – [Stevie] Only your friendship on the line. The time starts now. – Oh, wow. Look at this. You think you’re shopping again? I’ll give you another chance. Okay, dude, look, I know we have tent poles over there. – No, no. – This is a tent. – It’s a tent? Okay. All right, double team. – [Link] It’s not exactly a tent, maybe. It’s got a window in it. It’s definitely here. Did you get the? – I’m just looking. I’m looking at what we got. – Just get the poles, man. Go get the poles. – Are there poles? – There’s poles, remember? – [Link] Here we go. Okay. All right. We’re setting up a tent. – Hold on, let’s just set some cones up just because. – [Stevie] Minus 10 seconds. – [Rhett] Oh God, it was a joke. It was a joke. It was just a funny joke. And it wasn’t even that funny. – Stevie? Yes. – [Stevie] I said minus 10 seconds for your two, for the poles and the cones – No cones? No poles? – [Stevie] Correct. Funny joke, though. – [Link] All right. There’s rope. Maybe it’s rope? – But there’s a weird, look, Link, look. This part, look, Link. – I have rope. – [Stevie] Minus 5 seconds. – What is? Okay. Does it have anything to do with this? With this, with the mannequin? – [Stevie] You can’t ask. You can’t ask me, if you’re asking me. Minus five seconds. – What about the fan? – [Stevie] Please proceed. – Yeah. Fan! Fan! Fan! – Yes, yes, yes. It’s a wind. – It’s a wind tunnel. It’s a wind tunnel. – Look, you’ve got to use the plug. And then right here. Oh, yeah. Look, look at this. – Blow it. – No, hold on. Put the fan. Put the fan. – How’s it work? – Put the fan inside of this. Put the fan inside of this. We have to go through this. You know what? It does this. Here, look, it does this. – Oh, yeah, fastens right here. – Okay, you turn the fan up. – And turn it on. – That didn’t work. Here. These. go like that. Yeah. And that goes like that. – Yeah, and then it’s going to make one of those things that they put in the parking lot of a used car sales place. Oh, it’s an air tent. It’s an air tent. – It’s a, what’s an air? – I’ll get in. ((Applause)) – It’s great in here – Is it? – Yeah. Give me the GoPro. Come get in. Come on get in. – I can’t find the door – There isn’t one. – Oh you just go. – You just get in. – [Rhett] You just get in with your friend. – [Link] And look, there’s a window. – [Link] Can you see us? Can you see us? Are we here? Did we win? – [Stevie] You won. ((Applause)) – We’re still worthy of love, Link. – You’re going to have to explain what that is. – [Stevie] Well, I have a lot to explain, because also, Lucas is bringing out your prize. And remember, last time we got you that, like, we tried to get you the uterus cord, iPhone charger, but it was very expensive. And this time we wanted to get you this clear KFC drum stick, but it was also $1,900. So we just got a photo of it for you, which looks nice. It looks like a modern art thing. – I’m going to put this up in my fort. – [Stevie] And that was just an inflatable fort, is all I have to say about that. – Inflatable fort, so I don’t have to stick this up my butt. – You don’t have to. But you want to. 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