MK 627: Which Mythical Creature Would You Eat?

What mythical creatures you think would taste the best? Fantastic questions. Oh, hear me out. Hear me out. Here’s a good one: the Pegasus. Gnome. A winged horse. I want to take gnomes and I want to cook them like mussels. Gnomes are people. Oh. Gnomes are just like people. What about a cyclops? Are cyclops’ mythical creatures? Cyclopes? Cyclopes is the plural. Go ahead. Go on. Are they available for a date? There are people with one eye due to either congenital issues or industrial accidents, any sort of accident. I would say Pegasus, because there’s the thing, horse meat tastes good, and then a Pegasus also is coming with wings. So that’s a brand new cut of meat that you’ve never been able to have. Ostrich wings are very good braised. We’ve braised and fried and done buffalo-style ostrich wings. That’s great. I would say you take Pegasus wings, you break them down into flat and drum and like, “Who gets the flat?” You know? And then, I mean, you braise and fry those, that’s gonna be really fantastic. It’s still gnome for me.

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