I recently had the best dream of my adult life and a nightmare let’s talk about that hi I’m JP from Westerville Ohio good mythical morning good mythical morning all right Linc I recently had the best dream of my adult life and I also had a nightmare wish do you want to hear first uh let’s start with the start with the good news because I’m probably gonna tune out before you get to the scary one and then I won’t have to endure that okay I was in a cornfield the best dream of my adult life I started in a cornfield and the reason it was the best dream of my adult life is because it’s the only truly lasting lucid dream that I’ve had as an adult meaning that you realized you were dreaming in the dream and took cotton cognitive control I manipulated every more the dream yes now lucid dreaming is something that we have long talked about been fascinated we long talked about I have read books about it I have tried to enter into lucid dreams but I haven’t been committed enough I haven’t been thinking about lucid dreaming for months all of a sudden I’m in a cornfield and I’m in one of those areas of the cornfield where there’s no corn it’s like wide enough for the trader to kind of go through and I’m walking towards a group of people I don’t know who this group of people is I don’t know what gives me the idea but suddenly I realize I’m dreaming I’m dreaming this is a dream and in the first thing because usually there’s a trigger right there supposed to be a trigger that something solves not reality something’s not right and you’ve trained yourself to pick up on these clues there was none of that nothing I was in a cornfield how crazy how walking towards a group of people nothing weird I do it every day well actually I don’t do that every day but I could if I was a farmer but I’m just in a cornfield and then when I realized I’m dreaming I’m like fly time to fly and I’m like I I tried nothing happens I’m okay I’m gonna just levitate first and I levitate a little bit and then it comes like now you know how to levitate you just don’t know how to fly but because you get your brain you’re still can seeing your brain that you can do this so then after I came back down I was like levitate levitate levitate levitate levitate and then I was like a hundred feet in the air you close your eyes I don’t remember the dream I do in the demonstration I don’t know I did in real life or in the dream world but okay I loved it eight and then I realized I’m a hundred feet in the air and then I fly all over the place I’m flying through skies between skyscrapers and it’s like I have full control I’m going everywhere I went to like six or seven different locations I don’t remember how I was transitioning through like how I was getting the different places or what my intent was where I was going to go but I was like this is the best ever and I wasn’t waking up now I knew it was a dream now I am so jealous right now I did not fly to Holly Wombles house though it never crossed my mind now his previous episode is his middle school crush Holly Womble he would fly to her house just distant update I am so jealous right now you got to experience this yeah I mean maybe it’ll be a regular was I in the dream nope you weren’t there maybe that’s why I was ahead the freedom to fly I was I was kind of hoping that you would you would say you know I was flying I was reaching new heights and I looked over and linked you were there or I came in you worked for I came and picked you up and put you in a bear hug and flew around with no show what you want I can also cool I can also fly in your dreams well you weren’t there you didn’t fly you can control the dream man next time you go to that control space control me into it I want to fly in a dream and if I can’t do it in my own eye at least like to know I did it in yours but you won’t remember it but you can tell me about it I know I’m an ask all these questions about what does it feel like to fly but I want to be able to say what did that what did it feel like for me to can you just become me in your next lucid dream and fly by anyway you want just be me or let me write that down now I also had a horrible dream you won’t hear that was I in that one no you weren’t no I don’t want to hear it then yeah I want to hear it cuz I don’t want to be in a scary dream I want to be in the nice drunkest it it was a nightmare because of the way that it ended I was on the prices right now the reason I was think about the price is right is as you know your wife recently got tickets to The Price is Right and we were all going to go the two of us and our wives scheduling we’ve been really busy we weren’t able to work but maybe we will go and a postpone it so we have been thinking about the prices right prices bright has been on the brain and so I find myself in the audience at price is right and I’m kind of sitting there waiting to see if I’m gonna get called it goes oh down that’s what they say and everybody have you not seen prices right where you been what there’s a little display oh you know is bid a dollar okay if you get come on down just bid a dollar oh that that’s what this is all about buddy really a little bit kind of yet okay so now know there are not displays in every one seat in the real prices right but in my dream we all had displays like little like the kind of display that’s on the front of the thing that you see when you got come on you come on down but it was saying different things and then I’m sitting there kind of dazed I don’t know what I was doing I was just kind of dazed in my dream and then I was I hear somebody say if your display reads junkyard Junction come on down like what and I like I look down in my display says junkyard Junction and they’re saying it wait exact I have no idea and they’re saying it in a way that’s like we’ve said we’ve asked three times for this person like last call if your display says junkyard Junction come on down elegantly crap man says junkyard junk I’ve been in a day and I stand up and they’re like oh come on out and I go down I get down there and then I’m in it’s not drew Carey it’s Bob Barker it’s the original Price is Right in time yes it may be they used to have the displays maybe they use the junkyard Junction do you remember that no they did I don’t know where that came from I don’t I don’t even know what junkyard Junction is maybe it’s like an amusement park we did you open up yeah that’s cool yeah hey it would be junk everywhere so I come on down and then they say and the item next item up for bid is a Wii U because I think about Wii U and I played and I had this dream last night so I play Wii I played with you last night plays Mario Wii I played Mario and a parade at Mario’s oh it’s a it’s a deluxe Wii U which is the black one and it’s a it’s a bundle that has Zelda which there is no Zelda yet for the wii u zelda and Super Mario Brothers and I’m what I am all over this you remember all these details yes and I’m like I know how to price this thing making this up I know that this thing for some reason I was like I know that this thing is 260 $9.99 I knew I was like is that true I know no because it doesn’t exist this bundle doesn’t exist in fact that’s also less than the whole price of the thing would be anyone you say like 260 9.99 so then I look down at my keypad to like because it because unlike the real price is right where you just say to $69.99 in my dream and there are no sense in the prices right as all dollars in my dream there was cents and I had a keypad to enter in my bid mm-hm they’re like please enter in your bid and I reach down and I cannot figure out how to put two $69.99 which incidentally if you know anything is about dreams it’s very typical you can’t read in your dream you can’t input you can’t input stuff into your phone and dreams everything is weird when you get down on the level but surprisingly it did not clue me in to the fact that I was in a dream cuz if it did you would have flown out of there right as me do ya mmm-hmm I would have become you and flown around because that’s what I’m gonna do in my next lucid dream so I’m trying to get to $69.99 in there and I can’t do it and Bob Barker comes over to me like hey and he’s like he holds that microphone the long skinny one out to me he’s like what’s the problem what’s the problem here you havin trouble with you know and I was like I know exactly how much this is but I can’t get it in there you telling him this yeah and you’re on television yeah and he’s like I mean old people across the United States are watching you you make a bully you’re nice and he says well how can I help you and I was like can you put two $69.99 in there and you got yes and Bob Barr grogg him billets to $69.99 into it and I’m like I know that I’m gonna win and then he turns around to wait for the reveal the price and I wake up this morning I woke up waiting for a bid on prices right to know that I was gonna get to go up there and play a game and I woke up meh so anger you know when you wake up from a dream and something awesome was about to happen I was like I know I’m gonna win this thing I’m gonna go up on The Price is Right I woke up and I was so mad I like my teeth were like clenched oh come on don’t we you and so Jerry ins is District just lay your head down right here go to sleep and I bet you you can reenter right into it did you think about that did you think about just to go back to sleep I can do it cuz I’ve done that before but my kids were I woke up because my kids were yelling and fighting each other and punching each other gouge in each other’s eyes out you know once that happens you can’t go back to sleep that’s called breakfast at your yeah all right hey it’s breakfast time to gouge each other’s eyes out but yeah okay watch maybe try now put your head on this coffee mug I don’t want to do ordinary well I don’t know well is there anything I can do to help you turn the corner here emotionally you know should I buy you a Wii U or should we a Kickstarter campaign for it or so I already have one let’s do a Kickstarter campaign to get you on the prices they’re all I know is regardless of how this this goes if we ever do get on prices right I’m bidding to $69.99 on whatever if I get out there that’s what I’m bidding all right I’ve been the dollar and then I’m gonna flash no not the dream the real life no flying rat is Lynx coach for a marathon okay buddy hold on you’ve already won the medal