Today we decide the right way to eat food. Let’s talk about that Good Mythical Morning. It’s no stretch to call us professional eaters. And as professional eaters it’s our duty to not only eat but also advise you on the best ways to eat. We hereby declare that we know the absolute correct way to go about eating certain things. And if you do not agree you will be banished from the realm. Banished. We do want them to keep watching. Fine fine. Only 30 years in the dungeon then we shall see how you prefer to eat your foods. For your sake I hope thee agree with our declarations. It’s time for Incredible Edible Percent-ibles. Okay mouth eaters we asked the Mythical Beasts to pick between two different ways to eat ice cream. In front of you are those two ways ice cream in a cup or ice cream in a cone. So go ahead and give them a try. You’ll need to guess how the majority of the Mythical Beasts said they eat their ice cream to get one point. And if you get within 15% of the actual percentage you get three more points. You’ve got to have at least nine points to win a special. Shake it shake it Link. Here’s my assertion. This is just me personally. Let’s try this on for size. When I’m at home eating ice cream I’m a bowl boy. Yeah because where are you going to find a cone at home? But when I’m out on the ice cream town and I have the choice of either a bowl a cup or a cone I feel like the right answer is a cone. Why do you say that? Because it’s that why am I going out? Nothing could go wrong. Nothing could go wrong with a cone. Why am I going out to get ice cream if I’m going to have the same experience I have at home? It makes them separate things in my mind. You can do that whole the licky lick. This is a good thing to do when you’re out. You’re just like looking around walking around. Maybe you’re on vacation. You have two hands that way. You’re outside you need to be giving a peace sign to strangers waving at people you know giving the bird to enemies. You can’t do that with this. Well how am I going to flip you off? I guess I could do that. So we’re kind of faced with a conundrum. Did we ask the Mythical Beasts? No we didn’t ask them what setting. Did we give them the setting? Are you at home in this one? Because I’m splitsies which puts us right at 50 50. With a cone you get something else to eat. Unless you’re one of those people that’s like in the Guinness Book of World Records for eating glass. Well I’ll say this. We did say in a cup or in a cone and you would think if you were at your house. You’d have a bowl. You’d have a cup so. Yes. Thank you Stevie. Oh God. Then it’s cone then I think more people are. I mean if everybody’s like me are you like me? I end up getting a cone if I’m feeling a little frisky. Okay but you always feel a little frisky. Well I feel frisky a lot. But the reason that I don’t always get it is because when you’re eating with a cone you have to pay a little bit more attention to it. When it’s inside a cup is kind of like I can forget about this for a little bit and it’s still going to just be in a cup. Do you know what I’m saying? It’s easier to eat. But when you’re in line and you see the people coming out there’s more people with cones. There are. Right? But just 55% I think it’s a slight difference. I don’t believe this is a strong preference. So if we’re within 15 either way or 15 total? Either way. Either way? Well because if you’re within 30. If you’re within 15 of the answer right? Well you have to get it right. Like you have to pick the right one and then be within 15. You can’t get it wrong. Oh you can’t cross the 50% line. You can’t cross the 50% line? Well in that case. Well then I think where this is a good place because we’re going with what most people prefer. Well then if that’s the case then we need to move it seven to 57. 57 and a half. That’s a good point. We’ll go to 57 because there’s no halfsies. I see what you’re doing there. All right so we’re saying that 57%. Like the cone. I agree with your logic. But 63% of the Mythical Beasts said they prefer their ice cream in a cup. I should have just gone with my instinct because I would say 63% of the time I get it in a cup because I only feel frisky 37% of the time. Okay so after you eat Cheetos do you lick your fingers or do you wipe your fingers? And are you at home? Yeah we’re at home. Have you ever had a Cheeto outside? I probably have but I’m going to say no. I don’t think I’ve ever eaten a Cheeto with the sun shining on my face. I don’t know why. I don’t know why. I mean I’ve never thought about it. Weird dude. Well when you’re done you really want to be done with the Cheetos. So like okay shoot they’re all gone. Hey don’t worry. You’re at home. Your wife will clean that up. Don’t worry about it. My fingers are just so I’m done. And then I’m like. I really want to taste some more Cheeto. But then I’m like I don’t love licking my fingers. I don’t love it. But I’ve been touching the Cheetos the whole time I’ve been picking them up. Do it. Feel it. When I do it it feels weird. Now imagine if the sun was shining on your face right now. Yeah it’s wrong. It feels wrong. It would be too much I think. I don’t do it because it would be too much. It tastes good. But sucking your own fingers is unbecomingly. It’s unbecoming. You were a thumbsucker though. I was yeah. And once I got over it. I don’t want to fall off that wagon again you know? That one. I hadn’t sucked it yet. I’m a bit. The temptation. If it was a thumb I couldn’t say no. Yeah. I suck my thumb. I think I had broken it back in kindergarten. Just before I met you. But then I wipe. I got to be honest with you. I suck and then I wipe. So you do both? I don’t suck and drive or something you know? I suck and wipe. Don’t you feel wrong when you suck your own finger? Yeah but this is a question asked in private. You were at your home most likely when you answered it it was anonymous. We didn’t ask you to tie your email address to this question. You know what I’m saying? So I think that this is the honest answer. Is this what people want to be or is this what people are? Because if it’s what they want to be they’re wipers. But if it’s who they are they’re lickers. I don’t want to be a finger sucker. Nobody does. But it’s irresistible. You’re done and you want more and it’s there and it tastes so good. And you’ve already been touching the Cheetos so bring it back. So we’re saying that it’s a licker but not much of a licker. No I’m saying a lot. I’m saying if people are honest. No way. It’s overwhelmingly licker. No way. At least 70%. No chance. No chance. Because a lot of but I’m the guy who would never be a licker and I’m still a licker. People don’t answer honestly Link. 57% people are not honest. But still I think the majority are honest. You’re saying that more people wipe? No you’re right. All right. So what were you? 40 57 52 57 so 43. 43 wipes. 43% say that they wipe but they don’t. That’s what we’re saying. 83% of the Mythical Beasts like to lick. See? I told you I told you man. You are honest. You are good people. Thank you for being honest. It’s anonymous. I’m sorry. See? I led you down that road and then I completely backtracked. We were so far off 83 dude. Yes this is true. No you got to get the red and the yellow figured out. That’s your problem. My problem is not going with it. There we go. Right that. Like that. All right. O for two. Sorry. Sporked is pitting your favorite regional sodas against each other in the ultimate burp bracket. So you can go over to sporked. com and create your own bracket and vote for your favorite sodas in weekly matchups. A lot of fun. It’s got that regional competition vibe. Sporked. com Check it out. Link because I led you astray in that last round now we have to get both of these correct and we have to be within 15%. So the next two rounds we got to be perfect. Okay? This one is when showering are you facing the water or are you facing away from the water? Now I do a little bit of both depending on the part of the shower I’m in. Exactly. Like I don’t mean the part of the shower. So how would you answer? Yeah your phase of showering. If you’re like rinsing your back or. I definitely and I think most people start facing the water. How else are you going to turn it on? Or do you reach around and turn it on and then back into it? I mean that seems crazy. I’m facing the water 80% of the time. I’m facing the water 60% no 40% of the time. Because. You got a big back huh? No I have more to wash on the front and I wash away from the shower so it doesn’t immediately rinse the soap off. If you want to know the honest truth. That’s true. I turn the water off completely for a decent portion of my shower. If you want to know my complete shower routine you can contribute some views to that poorly performing Good Mythical Morning episode from a few years back where I went into painful details about my shower routine. I had planned like a series. I had like three to five to eighteen episodes of just how to shower right. And then you guys all ruined it. Yeah. I only did the one. Can you just demonstrate? This is warm water. This is me turning it on? Hit my belly. Okay yeah so I get wet this way and then I turn around and then I get wet that way. And then I turn it off. I turn it off and then. Oh you’re a little are you okay? Well I’m a little wet. You look like you’ve been exerting yourself a little bit. Just wet dude. And then I suds and then I rinse. But I think if I had to answer the question. I don’t know if I mean listen I screwed you up last round but I kind of feel Like you’re about to lead us wrong. Hold on. I’m having trouble with my plumbing. What are you doing? I’m having trouble with my plumbing. You’re just? You gotta get it pumping man. Get it pumping. This is where I put on my hair. Okay. So I’m like doing this and then I turn around I do a little bit of this and then I come back around. I get the pits. Do you ever take the hose off and just squirt it right up your? No I do that. Wash the butthole? In the perineum you see? Help with that today. Got to wash your perineum. Do you know what that is? Taint. So. I think most people face towards the shower. Think about in movies. Aren’t people normally like. In the Psycho scene which direction is she’s facing? I think she’s facing? I haven’t seen it. But you’ve seen the scene. I’ve seen the clips of it. I think she’s facing away from it. Do you know? Oh gosh I don’t know. I feel like because you have to start the shower facing it. You don’t have to but most people do. Right. I don’t know. I think it’s like. 60 40 sounds about right. 60 40. 60 40. 60 40. Majority facing towards the shower. That’s it. Locked in? Yeah. 62% of Mythical Beasts face away. No! No you don’t. No you don’t. Why you do that? I mean I said I do that but why do you do that? Hold on. I do that. I think it takes into account the majority of the time you spend in the shower because we were kind of talking like you get in the shower. You have to face it to turn it on. Then you don’t have you know the will to turn around which you do. Yeah you do. Sometimes I don’t Stevie. Yeah you do. Sometimes I don’t have the will. And I guess there is that moment where you finish washing and now you’re just showering for pleasure and you feel a little bit guilty because you’re in California and you know that there’s not that much water. But then you’re like it’s rained a lot lately so you turn it up real hot and you let it hit your shoulders and you just go oh another day. Yeah we were. Another day of life. We should have listened to ourselves. Yeah I forgot about. It was actually you. I forgot about that time. I know. No hold on. Really? Why are you so sweaty? Because I just showered. You have done horribly today. Thank you. I’m sorry. But I’m going to give you a chance here. If you guess correctly to the exact percentage in this round you get your very special prize and it’s a really good one. We can do it. Hey let’s manifest it. Okay. I just did. Does it involve holding hands apparently? It could. We’re going to get this right. Exactly. I just knew that you had licked your fingers earlier. Then I wiped. I licked and I wiped. Do you prefer the corner piece of the brownie or the centerpiece? I’m a center man all the way. I mean I think I just feel like most people. I feel like I’ve said too much and I’ve been wrong. So I’m going to just let you do the thinking. Let’s see how that turns out. Because I have a strong preference here. Some people like the center the gooey parts but the people who like the corners are much more vocal. Is that because there’s more of them? You think they’re more vocal? When have you heard of somebody talk about how much they like the corner pieces? There’s less corner pieces so they speak up to claim them. Yes that makes sense. And so I hear from corner people. More often. Because they need to claim a corner. They are more vocal. They need to claim a corner. But how could you not like the middle more? You like the middle one? Of course. Oh. What about lasagna? The thing about a corner lasagna piece is that something happens with the cheese and the crust that’s actually a good thing. But hit that. Hit that. I can’t. I can’t. Just hit it. Just hit it. Not with my mouth. Yeah. That’s horrible. It’s inedible. It didn’t get better. It’s not a pot pie. Yeah yeah yeah okay. It’s not a pot pie. So are we going all the way to 85? Oh no. No no no. I mean listen I know I’ve led you astray but that seems crazy. I think it’s 75 maybe 76 like the middle. 77. I think it’s 73 but I’m not going to say it. You’re going to say 73 74 75. Forget I said it. 76. Hold on hold on. Stevie is looking at the answer right now. We manifested. I can read her mind. Well I can’t see her or read her mind. Stevie can you really think hard about the number? Yeah I don’t have to actually because I’ve known it the whole time. But think about only the number. Yeah. That’s what he’s saying. Don’t think about anything else like I don’t know how much you like this shirt. Stop thinking about the shirt Stevie. I’m thinking so hard about the percentage that you need to be guessing. Yeah but the shirt. Because if you got it right it would be so satisfying for everybody. 74. All right Rhett says 74 and I’m going to leave it where it is because you failed us today. 77 it is. Okay. 50. 3% I was right way back when I first talked about this. So it’s the closest vote we’ve ever had. 49. 7% prefer the corner piece. It’s about split even. And since you brought up the lasagna poll we did that round on Mythical Society previously and it was similarly split with 46% of people. That makes sense to me though. That makes sense to me. There’s a difference in my mind. Gosh my whole brain is off today. I don’t need to manifest anything. You said it man. Save your manifestations for another day. But we both had such a strong agreement about that. Can we see what we would have won? Let’s see what you’ve lost. We lost shirts that say. I’m like 104% tired. 69% of the population will find something dirty in every sentence. Oh yeah I know what that means. I don’t want to wear this. I didn’t want to win this either. I’m a clean guy. Take it back. Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. You and your corner pieces. You know what time it is. Hi I’m Cristal. I’m Emanuel. I’m a Third Degree Mythical Society member from California currently living in Guadalajara and it’s actually my 26th birthday and it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. Good Mythical birthday! Happy birthday. Love those decs. Click the top link to watch us match unusual regional sodas to where they come from in Good Mythical More. And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality is going to land. Get it on the Burp Bracket and rep your regional soda over at sporked. com.