Will these crazy coffee flavors come together in perfect harmony? Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical Morning! And hanging with us today, his new album, Found Heaven, is out right now. It’s Conan Gray. Give us one of these. Yeah, there it is. Welcome to the show. Thank you for having me. Yeah, look at the hair that is happening here. There’s so much hair going on. It’s disgusting. No, you’re a Mythical Beast. Oh, my God. I’ve been watching this show since I was thirteen, and I’m twenty-five now. All right. That’s about as long as we’ve been doing it. Every single meal that I eat alone, I eat with you two. And you guys don’t know that, but now you do. Well, yeah, some meals are harder to eat with us than others. Yes, I actually intentionally don’t watch certain episodes. Yeah, that’s smart. Now, and this is not the first time that you’ve been here at Good Mythical Morning. It’s not. I actually came here for a set tour with my friend Robbie in twenty eighteen, and I met you guys. Wow, look at that. Wow, baby Conan. Boy. I remember Robbie. A lot has. A lot has changed. A lot has changed, mostly just the hair. I mean, for all of us. We’ve all gotten better. Yes, infinitely better. What about Robbie’s hair? What’s happening with his hair? I don’t know what’s happening with Robbie’s hair, actually, I think it’s about. Oh, no, it’s mullety right now. Okay. All right. So, all of our hair’s just gotten longer. Now, are you a coffee addict? I mean, a coffee lover like me? I am a coffee lover like you. Yeah. What’s your go to coffee order? Just black. Just black coffee. Oh, sophisticated. Because I’m sophisticated. All right, what about strange coffees? You ever dabble in those? I haven’t dabbled in anything too strange. I can’t say. Okay. Well have you ever guessed what strange coffees were made of, with a couple of other dudes at a desk and then compared notes? Can’t say I have. Well, we’re about to. It’s time for Don’t Talk To Me Until I’ve Had My Morning, Oh, Dear Lord. What the Hell Is In This? With Conan Gray. Okay, pop stars. In front of each of you is a one of a kind, uniquely flavored coffee created by our very own Mythical Kitcheneers. Your job is to not only figure out what flavor you are drinking, but more importantly, guess what dish the three flavors come together to make when combined. If you collectively get two or more rounds correct, you’re gonna win a special prize at the end. So, go ahead and taste the coffees in front of you. Is mine supposed to look like this? You got a layer. It’s separated. Yeah, mine’s a little chunky. Mine just looks like coffee. Cheers. Ooh, that’s good. What? All right. You’re confused. I’m happy. Mine’s pretty good. Seriously, though, it’s got, like, a half inch layer of oil. It’s oil. Yours is just oil? I think mine is butterscotch. It might just be butter. It could. You know what? It could just be butter. It might just be butter. Mine is very sweet. What? I think I know. I think I know what it is. Don’t say it. What is yours? Just kidding. Say it. I’m allowed to say it? I think this might be a waffle. Okay. It tastes like waffle machine. What is yours? Because butter, waffle. Sweet coffee, syrup. Whipped cream. It must be whipped cream. It might be pancakes. It might be, it could also be. I mean, pancakes and waffles are almost the same exact thing. But is it? If this is. Yeah. Because when you think butter and syrup, you think pancakes. What does our heart say? Well, you know what, we need to think about, like, this. This cast and crew. Like, who? Like, what is their preference, do you think? Is this a waffle crowd, or is this a pancake crowd? I think it’s waffle. I think they’re with waffle. What do you think yours is? Syrup, which is. Oh, okay. You know. Yeah, definitely butter, syrup. This really comes down to you. Okay, I’m gonna say waffles. All right, we are locking in. Waffle, butter. Butter, syrup. Plate of it. Oh, yeah, plate. Well, I’ll have you know that there’s no difference between the waffle batter and pancake batter, and it’s just how it’s cooked. So you win either way. You got it correct. We were thinking pancakes, but I think now that Conan has said waffles, that’s what we should have said in the first place, so it’s our bad. So. Thank you. She’s being nicer. Intellectual. Black coffee, black coffee. All right, and now we have it all mixed together. Triple dink it, and triple sink it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That’s nice. That is good, because you can put oil, like, in a coffee. A lot of people put butter in their coffee. What is it called? Bulletproof. Bulletproof. Bulletproof. Not a sponsor. See, they strained this one. They didn’t strain this one. Get a little chunky in there. Yeah, that was a good start. Okay, so since you know the show, Conan, you know, round one is gonna be a nice round, right? This is round two. But another rule of the show is that, like, we’re always a little bit nicer to the guests. So don’t, don’t worry. Thank you. So you, it looks like you get the easy way out, so you should start. You should, you know, let’s watch you just enjoy your normal. This smells really normal. Your normal strange coffee. I know what that is. I definitely know what that is. But. That. Don’t say it. No, stop. That is cheese. I’m pretty sure. Oh, cheese, coffee. I’m pretty sure. Is it good? No, no. Oh, gosh. Looks frothy. Just smell that. Yours is hazy, man. Oh, I got a little bit. Is that garlic? What? You okay, dude? It’s garlicky, but it also is, like, beefy? Great. Like, roast beef. Oh, oh, oh. It might be a Philly cheesesteak or something. Why are we whispering? I don’t know. We don’t want them to hear us. It might be cheesesteak. So you think yours is just steak? No. Maybe. I don’t care. All right. You don’t. Why don’t you care, man? Come on. I’ll be honest. I meant to say I don’t know. But I said I don’t care. You seemed cooler. It made you a lot cooler. Whatever. Oh, this one. This one. It has a film on top, too. It’s meaty and greasy. It’s a little red. I think you might have a little spice on that. Is it a little saucy? Oh, it’s, ew. It’s so thick, y’all. Oh, no. It almost tastes like. Hold on, does it taste like bolognese? Cause it could be spaghetti, because meat and marinara and cheese. Cheese. Could be a Ragù of some sort. It’s very. Pizza? Is it like pizza sauce? It doesn’t taste like food. It tastes like. It is, though. I don’t know if it’s an organ, but it’s bad. It’s not an organ. I think we’re getting. Let me get a Cheese. Oh, it smells exactly like cat food. It kind of does, yeah, but it’s not fishy cat food. It’s, like, meaty cat food. Cat food is something that Link likes. No, I like dog food. Oh, sorry. Don’t get it twisted. Excuse me. He likes dog food. Yeah. This is really smelling like something. This, Link. There’s a reason that you don’t like your coffee. It’s got tomatoes in it. It’s like a tomato sauce. It’s not tomatoes. You think it’s tomatoes? I think it’s pizza. You think it’s pizza? I think it’s pizza. Have you smelled this yet? No. Garlicky meaties. Oh, wow, that’s, it’s garlic cheese bread? Something about this. Is it a bruschetta? Something about this reminds me of ramen. This. What is the? Beef, something, that’s beef. That’s beef something. That is beefy. That is. Beef and cheese. Do you know, can you ascertain what type of cheese might be in your coffee? Because it’s, like, light color. It’s. I’m not trying to lead the witness. It’s definitely not like a cheddar, I wouldn’t say. It’s definitely like a parmesan or mozzarella. Or mozzarella. Or mozzarella. And then the hint she gave me was, I wouldn’t like it. So it’s tomatoes. Something tomato. That explains the red vibes on the top. That’s, maybe it’s pizza. Maybe it’s maybe. Is that pepperoni? It’s garlic, man. It’s garlic. I know. What? It’s. Is it garlic bread? I want this so bad for you. I can tell. There’s more, Rhett, in yours. The garlic is a part of it. Link, you still are nowhere near the thing that your coffee is. I’m sorry, guys. I’m failing you. Is there gonna be liver in it? You hate liver. Well, some, somebody, yeah, but somebody else is gonna have to taste it. Is it olives? Can be either one of you or both of you. Oh, it might be olives. Olives? No. Just drink it. Is it anchovies? Just drink it. It might be anchovies. But then what would that be? Caesar salad? Do you think this is a salad? That’s fish. That’s fish. That’s cheese. This is cheese. This is beef. See? Cat food. That’s a fish of some sort. Okay, you have identified. It is a fish of some sort. Really? Cheesy beef and fish sandwich. No, take my other clue. It’s something that Link really doesn’t like. Sardines. It’s something that I really like. Oh, salmon. Salmon? Lox. This is salmon. I can taste it now. This is salmon. Oh, oh, it’s cream cheese. Oh, my God. And this is, what do you do with that? It’s onion. Onion. Oh, chives. Chives. So this is a bagel and lox. It’s a bagel and lox. Lox. Bagel. Lox bagel. Yay! Wait, is it actually? You got there all by yourselves. Completely by ourselves. So,- what’s in mine? Everything seasoning. Everything bagel seasoning is what’s in yours, Rhett. Here’s a. That’s why I was getting so many different notes. A little shot of it all together for you. Oh, no. Do we? Just when you thought you. I don’t know if I. I hate this. You can’t pull the lox out. Oh, yeah. It’s better than any of the individual ingredients, except maybe the cheese coffee. The cheese coffee is probably pretty good. It doesn’t taste like coffee in the slightest. No. Yeah, yeah. I wouldn’t recommend. Well, here we go again. You know, go down the line this time? Sure. They’re all dark. This is pungent. It’s something that dissolves easily. He likes it. He loves it. It’s very aromatic. It’s. Like a rosemary? Or a thyme. I don’t want you to smell it yet. I don’t want it to influence your thing. But, like, it’s very. Oregano? It takes your breath away. It’s like floral, but it’s like cleaner as well. I think I can smell it from here. I think it’s rosemary. Well. I think you’re smelling mine. I’ll let you taste it. Oh, yeah. Okay, okay. Wow. Wow, you guys. You like it too? Guys, this smells exactly like Play-Doh. Exactly like I just got transported to Kindergarten. So, it’s like salty and? Okay, okay. Delicious. Your eyes couldn’t open for a minute. He’s going in again. Oh, it’s kind of, it’s kind of delicious. Sorry, guys. Oh, okay. All right. Okay. Sorry, it’s kind of delicious. It’s, do I say? Am I allowed to? Don’t say it. Yeah, say it. Please say it. It’s, it’s either lemon or lime, I would say. Yeah. Citrus. Yeah. Cough syrup. Cough syrup? What kind of dish has cough syrup in it? Tylenol PM. It’s Tylenol PM. Lemon flavored. It’s lemon flavored cough drop. Well, it might be. If yours is like a lemon tea, yours is cough syrup, and it might. Mine is not cough syrup. It might all be like something you. I don’t care. I think, I don’t care. I don’t care about. I don’t care about this. I think mine might be lime, specifically. I feel. Okay. But if you have a sore throat, this might be like a concoction of a sore throat remedy. Oh, it’s a treatment. You have a good smeller. Let me smell that. I’m not a good smeller. Oh. Rosemary. Can I get a little taste of that? Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is it rosemary? I think it could be. Right? I’ll say, Conan is correct. About his coffee, and that’s all, about as far as you have it right now. I think it’s good. It’s got rosemary in it. Opens the nasals. It’s like, you know what? This might be like some kind of, like. Yeah, it’s something medicinal for sure. Right? Cause we’ve got cough syrup, lime Or lime? Wait, you said lime was correct. Lime is correct. Mine is so bitter. Mommy’s sore throat recipe. Mommy’s gonna make you feel better. So bitter. Coffee. When I said bitter, Stevie said. Can I smell yours? Can I smell yours? I was expecting you to have a reaction to yours. Is it a? Stevie, I don’t care. Is it a drink of some sort? A cocktail of some sort? Because if this is lime, and that’s something, it could be. Lime and bitters. It could be a gin and tonic. Yes. Oh, and you put a sprig of rosemary. Does mine have, am I inebriated? Whoa, God! Oh, God. Someone else. Mojito! Taste Link’s. It’s mojito. It’s mojito. That’s not Link. Someone tastes Link’s, that’s not Link. I already tasted. Yeah. Tasted delicious. Yeah, and Link, why don’t you try Rhett’s just to see. Is there mint in that? Oh, yours is spicy. You’re just. It really is. It’s horrible. It’s horrible. That’s not cough syrup. It’s a, that’s a, it’s a pepper. It’s a cocktail. You’re one hundred percent right, now. Okay. What cocktail is it? This is lime. That is what? Spicy. Spicy. There’s something bitter. It’s bitter. It’s so spicy is what it is. Oh, my gosh. Oh, you know what? Mine is the alky. Yours is? Mine’s the alky. Oh, oh, oh, which alky? I don’t care. You’ve been on this Earth a lot. He’s so drunk, and he doesn’t care anymore, guys. Somebody’s call this guy a cab. This particular cocktail, cause it is a cocktail is served in a mug when you order it. Moscow mule. There we go. Moscow mule. If it’s a Moscow mule, what does that mean the other two mugs have? Mule? And Moscow. Link has the mix for the Moscow mule. I don’t know if this is a Moscow mule. The one that you get at the store. Link’s is ginger beer, and Rhett’s is vodka. Vodka. Ginger beer. Let’s put them all together and drink a coffee cocktail. Well, we didn’t get this one, but I think, I think we’ve already won a prize. Pretty much. We kind of got it. Triple dink. We kind of got it. Coffee should not be invited to this party. I love the invention of alcohol. Yeah, it’s. Such a great one. It’s not quite an espresso martini. Final round. They’re not gonna go easy on us. You know what that means. I’ve got some film again. Mine’s got little black things in there. We’ll go first, we’ll just, we’ll grease the skid. Oh, no. Does your skid have some grease on it? I see a layer. I sort of like that. It tastes like, if you took, like, a whole, like a whole pizza and put it into a coffee, like, there’s definitely cheese in there. Okay, let me see what I got. Cheese is the predominant. Mine smells like French onion soup. Oh. Mine tastes like French onion soup. It’s a bit sour, but, so if this is French onion soup, then what would yours be? Let’s find out. Onion. Mine is very oniony. It smells. I mean, there’s, like, little bits of, like, oregano or something in there. Okay. It might be day old bread if it’s French onion soup. Right, I have the bread cup. Okay. Go for it. Tastes like soup. I don’t know. It’s soup. The dish is soup, guys. French onion soup? Do we have the same thing? Let me taste yours. Okay. You’re gonna like it. Oh, that’s onion. Right, and then yours. Is the cheese. Then yours, yours is just broth. It’s just like, yeah, it’s like some kind of little soup. Soup. Soup. This is French onion soup. Y’alls kind of taste similar. Yeah, that’s why I was like, if you are. It’s French onion soup, though. All right, let’s. Yeah. That’s the soup. All right, just. Yeah, I got the soup. We’re gonna sing this one. Our final answer is French onion soup. Hey, we knew it immediately. Is that right? Yeah, you’re right. You had the, Link, had the onion part. Conan had the beef broth part. Yeah. Did I have the Gruyère? Yeah, yeah, you got it. You nearly queen swept this thing. We did good. You win a special prize. There’s one for each of you. A self stirring mug. Wow. It’s stirring. Thank God it’s labeled. Wow, it’s kind of got a beautiful sound, guys, ASMR? What’s it stirring? Nothing. It’s growling at me. What’s in there? Oh, look, it’s just like a little tablet with a magnet. It’s like, there’s a pill down in there. Can you grab that? Can you eat the pill? There’s a pill in there. Can you grab that? And then you push the button. You can grab it. It rotates. And look, you can start it, and you can toss your pill in. This is a legitimate prize, that never happens either. Look when it’s on the side. They really like you around here. And you’re gonna like Conan’s new album, Found Heaven. Check it out, stream it, purchase it. I bet it’s on vinyl, too. No. No, I’m kidding. It is. Yep. And you know what? You should get your Found Heaven on tour tickets right now at conangray.com See this guy in concert. Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. Now you say you know what time it is. You know what time it is. Hi, my name is Courtney. And I’m Maggie. And we’re at the Fargo Hot Cocoa and Coffee Crawl of twenty, twenty-four. And it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. Dink it. And sink it. 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