Welcome to Good Mythical More! Oh, yeah! It’s such a happy day! Are you a little hopped up on? I get, coffee. I get to do my favorite thing, which is drink one of my favorite things. Which is. Cream? No, flavored half and half. It actually makes me angry. Don’t do it, dude. I sometimes do that. Don’t you do it. I sometimes do that. Hell no to the elbow. But first, let’s name a pet. Kenzie, submitted this particular pet. That’s a hairy faced dog. GMMReadyPetGo, you can do the same. Mop dog! Mop dog with a tongue. Mop with a tongue. Jolene. One of these days, we’re gonna get it right. Precious. Does it start with a P? Then what is it? What does it start with? – Nina. – Nina Marie? We never would have gotten that. Nina Marie. You don’t need to do a two name dog. Nina Marie. I really like the way that Nina is spelled. How do you call Nina Marie? Nina Marie! I guess that’s how you would do it. Just like that, Link. Yeah, yeah, that’s how I would do it. So what is the deal here? I’d probably call the dog’s name. I really like that Conan Gray. I really like that, well, because he likes us. That’s why you said that. I think I would like him if I didn’t know that he was a Mythical Beast. Started on YouTube. I think if I just ran into him on the street, I’d be like, Oh, this is a nice person. This is a fun person. Oh, yeah. This is a person to sit down and drink coffee with and then we. We forgot to measure his fingers against mine Well, do we do that with everybody or only when the fingers are really long? I looked at his fingers And it didn’t seem like a measurement was necessary. You’d definitely win. Right. Got it, got it, got it. Yeah, you’re still holding on with your long finger award You see, it’s still firmly within your grasp where your snake fingers wrap around. Now, your fingers are not longer than mine, probably. I think my hand’s bigger than yours, but maybe your fingers are longer. Well, we’ll find out one day. Something to look forward to. When, when I am presented with coffee creamer and my only options are flavored, I do get perturbed. I just don’t believe in this. I haven’t had a good one yet. I’ve not had a good one yet. Well, today you’re mixing two in each glass, so I don’t know if you’re going to discover, maybe you will discover that you needed to mix two all along. You know, that could be the secret. The problem is, it makes it sweet, and I don’t like my coffee sweet, and then it adds a flavor, that I want the flavor to be, coffee with cream. That’s what the flavor I want to be. Yeah. Maybe you’d like a little lavender though. Sometimes with a latte. That’s true though. Maybe that’s in here. Maybe I’m on a slippery slope. Can I say one thing? Alfred. When you just said, and then I just said, you haven’t had a good one yet. It made me think that if we ever start a coffee creamer company or any sort of morning beverage and we call it the good one, good win. And so the slogan is, have you had a good one yet? And it’s like every day you ask yourself, have you had a good one yet? A good, have you had a good one? Have you had a good one yet? Good win. But it’s good win. It’s like a person’s name, like the Godwins, the, the people next to the Godwins who added a O. Yep. Okay, great. We’ll talk about it when me and Stevie are comparing fingers. So, this is two store bought creamers. – Oh no. – Mixed together? Yeah, yeah, it’s two. It’s brown. Coconut. Flavors. Coconut. Chocolate. Cocoa and coconut. So, the flavors that you’re mentioning are involved in these creamers. Piña colada But what? But you’re not quite there. So I have an anagram for you. And I hate that I’m about to say it, but Ahoy condom fecal jam. Oh gosh. is, unfortunately what it is. Why is it so like, so coconut. Coconut’s not in there, but cocoa is in there. Cocoa yogurt. No, there’s no G. Well, I mean like coconut and chocolate are flavors that combined to make one of these. Leaf? Is leaf in there. Almond Joy. Okay! Hold my almond. Pull my, pull my joy. Almond finger. What did we say? Pull my finger, almond boy. Remember that? Almond Joy, for sure. And then an F. Suck my finger, almond boy? What did we say? You said, enjoy my finger, almond boy. Enjoy my finger. Yeah, because it was Almond Joy. Almond Joy. And. F. This is hard. This is not helpful to me. I don’t. Like, now remove Almond Joy from it. Yeah, please. For me. Please. Okay, what’s another word for chocolate when you’re in a coffee? There’s an H. You wouldn’t, you wouldn’t order a chocolate latte. You wouldn’t order a chocolate latte. You would order. You would order a. Brown, brown shavings. You would order a Hershey’s. Starts with an M. Mocha! Mocha! Is Almond Joy a mocha? Cafe mocha. Yep. This is an, this is an abhorrent aberration. No, I don’t think so actually. I think I would do this if I did it. And this is just two times, I mean I’ll just drink this as if it’s chocolate milk and I might like it. There’s a lot. But I don’t want it in my coffee. There’s a lot of cal cals in this. What? It’s so gross. It’s so sugary. It’s supposed to be mixed. Well it says two times richer than milk, but it’s also supposed to be shelf stable. Do not freeze, shake before use. Didn’t do that. I’m actually kind of intrigued by this. Well, we have more to go through. Don’t get too intrigued. Don’t get too intrigued. Let’s go to the next. Two. Number two. We’re drinking number two. Oh. Caramel. Dulce de leche. Caramel as an ingredient? Turtle. What do you call those? Turtles? Turtle candies? You know what I’m talking about. This, this crap reminds me of like, going home for the holidays and it’s like, well. Which you hate. We got a Keurig. We got this Keurig thing, cause we know how much you like coffee. And then the only creamer they have is like, this. Who’s they, man? In this scenario, who’s they? Your in-laws or your mama? Dad and. Oh, your daddy and Nancy. They have, they, they eat this stuff up. And they thought they were doing it for me. Have you talked to them about it? Or you just talked to them, and you just talked about it. I just talked about it. On the internet. Right. So hold on, so what do you do when you visit? Do you like go and do your own little coffee thing? Yeah, I usually go out and buy, I mean I’ve told him I just prefer some cream and I go out and buy my own pods and my own cream. When we come into town, not just, I mean whenever we come into town, I go by the grocery store first. I get coffee, I get creamer. You know, cause I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna complain. I don’t want to look a gift horse in the mouth. Right. I don’t know what else is in this. Caramel. Let’s see the anagram. Well, caramel’s in both. It’s MC Rex Wilbert is the anagram. I’ll say. MC Rex Wilbert in the building! One is a, candy. X-ray sherbet. What’s a, is, a candy has an X in it? Yeah. What candy has an X in it? X. Excellent. Twix. Twix. Hey! Twix. Oh, oh, oh! That, those little, things that you wrap up. Truffles. It’s like a. Wrap up truffles? It’s a little wrap up truffle. It’s a fancy. Not that. You’re talking about a, a lint? It is a fancy dessert, the other one. A lint ball. Tiramisu? Pull them out of your belly button. I have a lint ball. It’s a fancy dessert? I mean, it’s. Crème brûlée? Yeah, there you go. Crème brûlée, the fanciest dessert that they know about. Look at that. Silk almond creamer and Twix. Twix is a good bar. You, you’re such a good bar. But I don’t like you as a creamer. Let me, let me, let me just say that. Now here’s the thing that, I wish I liked Coffee-Mate because of this, like this looks like. The packaging. The way that this opens. First of all, it looks like freaking Maker’s Mark. Like, is this, is this poured wax? And it’s like, no, you can grab it. And it’s so big. It’s like, it’s like for old arthritic hands to get open, you know? It’s like, cause old people fall for this stuff. My grandkids are coming into town. I gotta get, they like coffee. Yeah, but then that thing ends up in the ocean and like an octopus has got one of its tentacles through it. It’s a bad scene. It looks like a clown nose, but it’s something about it. Like that right there, I like it. You like to touch it? You like to touch the top of it? Like, like, why is it, why did they do this? It’s satisfying to pull it open and just shut it down. Because it’s effortless. You do it. When you look, I don’t even, I don’t even have to look at it. I could almost sweep my hand past it. And it would just pop. You know what I’m saying? So, listen. Like I could be like, what’s that? Cause it’s, it’s no different. You know what I’m saying? Right. It’s so effortless. You frequently slide your hands over things and just pry them open. Yeah, anytime I touch something that could open, I open it as my hand goes by. This one does the exact same thing as this one. Once you open it up, there’s like a nice pourable spout. But the top isn’t smooth. But the top isn’t smooth. Cause look, watch this. There’s something about. If I’m just like, there’s a blue whale! See, I missed it. But then here. That, this one. Blue whale! Boom! See? All over your pants. Whoops. That blue whale got all over me. Oh, now the blue whale’s going that way. See? The blue whale. The blue whale. Oh, there’s the blue whale. If anything, you want to be able to open a creamer fast. You know what I’m saying. Before you realize that you don’t want it. Before your coffee gets cold. Let’s keep going. So, I would like for just milk to be in these. Just half, half and half. Coffee-Mate, do me a solid. Just give me half and half in this. That’s a lot of waste in that though. A lot of waste. Well, I’ll refill it. I’m gonna get my half and half, I’m gonna refill it. Into this. He puts his milk, go to your dad’s house and be like, I brought my empty Coffee-Mate. Pouring. Can I pour your milk in there? Yeah, it’s kind of my thing. I mean. So, when I spot blue whales, I can open it? That’s what I do with my toothpaste cap. When I’m done, I take it off and I put it on the next one. Toothpaste opening like that would be great, too. It does! My toothpaste opens like that. Not mine. Mine’s, I can’t. It screws? I have to stop looking at the whales, grab it, and turn. Yep. You gotta get your. I miss three whales surfacing by the time I get my toothpaste open. You gotta get one of those. When I’m out on my sailboat, brushing my teeth. Here we go. Number three. Oh. Grape. It’s fruit. It tastes like Skittles. Blueberry. Blueberry pancake! – You’re right. – Close. Blueberry muffin! Oh, okay. I’ve been told the second part of blueberry isn’t in the anagram, which is dreamy bourbon jelly. But blueberry is correct. What, what, what? Dreamy bourbon jelly? It’s an anagram. Oh, oh. Not as the flavor. Blueberry. And then there is a repeat one. BonBon. No. Yeah. You’re, you’re sharp, man. You’re all over it. What do you mean by repeat? Like the way BobBon repeats? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That’s good. He did it. BonBon. He was ready for that. It was like. What other words repeat? BonBon. Are you, are you ready for any word that repeats? Yeah. Yeah. Coco. I’m good with that. Look, there’s a BonBon over there. Oh. BonBon. You mean we’ve already done it. Yeah. Coconut. No! One that was real, that you. It’s agar-agar. Is it almond? It has coconut in it. You guessed coconut. Almond, almond, almond jelly. Almond Joy. Almond Joy. Almond Joy and blueberry cobbler. Blueberry cobbler, and that is a that is a Great Value. Now, that’s an interesting top They went with blue. See, but and they’re imitating this top. Can I thump it open you think? Let’s see. Like, I don’t even care. I need Stevie’s fingers. It actually opened. Stevie can get the leverage. The end of Stevie’s finger, if she snaps, it moves, if she thumps, it’s moving so fast it breaks the speed of the sound. Yeah, and the speed of light. That’s right. I’m gonna try a different finger. She has a long, all of them are long. Ow, it’s closing back. I did open it, but it closed back. I don’t like that one. I don’t like it either. I mean, the fact that, the fact that, the fact that these people are in, are, they’re doing, they’re, they’re trying to do this, but they can’t. That’s like the top of a bottle version of those, those boots they made a couple years ago. Like, they look like Mario boots. You know what I’m talking about? You talking about clown shoes? I’m talking about those boots, like the Mega Man boots that went viral. Oh, yeah. That’s like the bottle top version of those shoes. Can you imagine having those shoes and having that can of creamer? How many people would gather around you? This is very chocolatey. I’m going to go with mocha again. Milky Way. It doesn’t have any chocolate in it. It’s got something real sweet in it, though. God, it’s so sweet. Doesn’t it taste like chocolate to you? No. – It tastes like. – Give us the gram. Alphabetical invasion. Alphabetical invasion. That’s a lot of A’s. And a lot of I’s. Well, it’s got B-E-T in it. Is this B-E-T, branded? This is a Black Entertainment Television. Collab. Beet, beet, beet, beets. Only one E in that. I think you’re confusing the chocolate flavor with. Caramel. Another popular basic ice cream flavor. Vanilla. Yeah. Really? Vanilla, so what, we have an S left, we have an O left, we have an E left. Vanilla. Well, it’s vanilla bean. Vanilla bean. Okay, we got rid of the bean. Still got a lot of. T. We have the T. And we still have the C. My tummy hurts. Oh, and we still have a P. Lead with the P. Pepper. Poppy seed. Papaya. Pawpaw. Poop. – Poop. – Powder. Powdered sugar? What’s the next part? Pond. P-I. P-I. P. Pie. Pie. Vanilla Bean and pie. Pithy, little, vanilla bean. Pill. Pills. Pills. Yeah, just a handful of pills. Granny’s pills and vanilla. She calls them her vanilla beans. P-I-S. Piss. Piss. Yeah, I can taste it. Piston. I can taste it. Piston lube. Pismo Beach special. Piss. Piss. Pistilous. Pistols. Pestilence. Pestilence. Piss. P-I-S. Pisces. You could also get this as an ice cream flavor. Pistachio. Pistachio! Yes! Pistachio. Look at the, oh, and look at what. Look at, look what they’ve done here. They’ve done this. Do you see any whales? I got to spot a whale. They don’t always pop up. Oh, it’s a baby one. Oh, look! The geyser! This is, this is giving it a run for its money. I know, but I haven’t opened it yet. Watch how easy I do that one. Watch this. Sperm whale! Look. Oh, that’s a satisfying sound. That’s what you gotta do, you gotta. You gotta. You’re gonna lose a knuckle. You’re gonna lose a knuckle. Hold it tight. – Hold it tight. – I’m not the problem. Shoot. Didn’t hold it tight enough. Boy, I should have brought my rain jacket on this trip. On this whale watching excursion. I should have brought a poncho. They told me to bring a poncho. They said poncho’s recommended. They were selling ponchos and I was like, I’m not buying a poncho. Twelve dollars for a piece of plastic? What am I gonna do? I’m no fool. All right. Number five, homie. We still have more of these. Just tell us what they are. We give up. No, no, no. No, we don’t. Cinnamon? Cinnamon. Horchata? Okay, you’re all over it. Take cinnamon. Toast Crunch. Apply it to, yeah, apply it to a name brand that has mostly cinnamon. Cinnabon. There we go. Cinnabon and thick. There’s a slightly different taste. Donut. It is a breakfast item. Croissant. French Toast. Closer with French Toast. – Pancake. – Because it has. Pancake. – Pancake? – Pancake. Cereal. Closer with pancake. Waffle. Okay, and then now? Waffle. What was the other one? Cinnamon toast waffle. Cinnamon waffle. I really got myself. Well, you, no, you’re not supposed to, Cinnabon is one, which you already got. Cinnabon. And then, and then what’s a brand name of? Eggo! Yep. L’Eggo my Eggo. Eggo Waffle Maple Syrup and Cinnabon. – Just, these are just. – Oh, look at that. There’s a humpback. Is there just, oh, yeah? Right there. Look at that. Why would you want to? Limited time only, yep. I think this might be a good idea. I mean, how many households have this? How many people have it? And you don’t. Do you have to refrigerate this crap? Let’s do the last one. I’m so angry. Here. Here we go. Number six. It’s the worst. Why? It’s a little fruity. That’s not fruit, man. It’s like. I miss Conan Gray. He brought so much life to this. Godforsaken show. Desolate landscape of an internet show. If he was here, I’d, I would, I would be hiding the fact that I was angry. I don’t know what this is. One of them, there is just no way. One of them is amaretto. Amaretto? I was about to say that. That’s what I, apparently that’s what I hate. Yeah, it’s strong. And the other one is, Southern, it’s called Southern, blank, blank. Southern pecan pie. I’ll give it to you. Yeah. It’s Southern Butter Pecan. – Butter pecan! – Butter pecan! Butter. Butter pecan. That tastes just like the Butter pecan ice cream flavor. – Yeah. – Used to go over there. Keith Hills and Ben Greenwood and get butter pecan. I hate it for y’all. I mean, someone’s gonna have to drink all this in their coffee. I’m not a makeup influencer anymore, I found my true calling. And that is leader of the Fyre Fest. Has the deed been done? Is Piggy dead yet? No! I, there’s, oh, the pigs died?