Do kids or old people have better food? Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. Everyone assumes that we have childlike palates. Well, one of us. But like anyone, as we’ve gotten older, our tastes have become a little bit more refined. But as middle aged gentlemen, we’re not quite at the point where we’re choosing nursing home meatloaf over Lunchables. Nursing home meatloaf is reserved for Sundays. Yes, it is Sundays. I love a good meatloaf. So, being the perfect middle aged specimen for this experiment, we’re gonna find out whether we’re already past our food prime or if we still have some deliciousness waiting for us in the future. It’s time for Children’s Treats Versus Grandma’s Eats. The Great Generational Food Fight. Okay, allies, all you have to do today is taste two dishes each round and pick your favorite at the end, we’ll see if you prefer old people food or young people food. And we’ve got some very special guests who will be bringing in those dishes. Oh, do we? Is it time for my bath? Meemaw, no, no, no. Go get the food. This is food time, not bath time. Sorry about that. Hey, buddy. Hi, I’m Eddie, and I’m a little boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My Meemaw says I’m not supposed to talk to strangers. No, you’re not. But you look, like, nice fellas. We’re very nice men. So, Tony the Tiger told me to give you some Frosted Flakes. You’ll enjoy them. They’re great. This is Raisin Bran. Okay. That’s a big little boy. And a very realistic grandma. Milk me. That’s kind of my thing, yeah. Frosted Flakes. I mean, I definitely downed a lot of these as a kid. I don’t eat them much now. Yeah, it seems irresponsible almost, doesn’t it? Yeah. And you know what? I’m not gonna wait to do this, even though I should, because they get soggy, and that is a factor. These get soggy, too. Yeah. They’re both kind of sog monsters. But I love. I missed the, missed the bowl entirely. I love the nostalgia of a good Frosted Flake. It’s a great taste. Or should I say? Grr-eat. Yeah. So sweet. But, like, not too sweet. Like, it is too sweet, but it’s not too sweet. Like, I know that it’s too sweet, but my mind knows that it’s too sweet, but my heart appreciates it. Yeah. Over here, look at that. I mean, I’m not trying to give an ad for these guys, but look at the amount of raisins, that’s at least two scoops. Well, not in that bowl. It is a lot of raisins, though. Now, you’re a Raisin Bran guy, but you’re a raisin. You do a different kind. I’m a Raisin Nut Bran guy. But all of the Bran, of course, this one was named after the Game of Thrones character, is. Gives you the fiber. You know, the older you get. The more you need. You need more fiber. But we discovered fiber in college, and we’ve never looked back. We discovered fiber. That’s one of the things we’re known for. We love some fiber. They didn’t know about it until we went to college. In college, we started eating prunes out of a container. We just keep it on top of, like, the dorm fridge. We were very much old people eaters in college. Taste wise, I don’t feel like there’s a comparison. I feel like Frosted Flakes is just a better taste. But I feel like this is helping move everything through. And this, I just feel guilty, and I don’t feel like this is good for me. What is the? Do we have sugar content? Let’s see. Frosted Flakes, they’re obviously frosted with sugar. It says it’s twelve grams of sugar per serving. But Raisin Bran, I think we knew we talked about this at some point in the past. Raisin Bran, it has seventeen grams of sugar. More sugar? What about fiber? It’s probably because of the raisins. The raisins are very sugar. There’s a lot of sugar. Yeah. I don’t think you have to eat all the raisins. Frosted Flakes, point seven grams of fiber, and then move the decimal for Raisin Bran fiber, boys, to seven grams. I don’t know how this works, but people who do Atkins and, like, keto and stuff, they talk about net carbs. So if you take the net carbs, if you take the fiber and subtract it from the sugar, you get to ten grams of sugar. Says it right here. I don’t know how that works. So, technically, it’s less. It’s a less. I don’t know how it did it. Did you know that fiber is a super nutrient? Yeah, yeah, we discovered it. Of course we know that. It’s high in overall wellness. More sugar. I want more sugar as an old person. And you can feel less guilty because you’re moving it through with the fiber and something about net carbs that I don’t really understand, but I should, since I discovered fiber. There’s something about heart being healthy. I think these tastes better. But these make me feel better about my life. And I don’t think they taste horrible. I think they taste decent. If you don’t eat Frosted Flakes right next to them. Oh, my gosh. Look at that. That is exactly what I’m gonna look like. That’s scary. I’m going with oldies as well. Yep. We’re both going with Oldie. Go ahead. Such a good boy. That’s liverwurst sandwich. Oh, gosh. This is disgusting. Got the word worst in it. Yeah, it is the worst. Whereas this is the best. This is mystery meat, aka bologna. So, little boy’s favorite treat. How is your voice so deep? I have a issue with my pituitary gland. That I thank you not to comment on. Oh, okay. When did you get married? Can we? Let’s go. I don’t think you’re a little boy. No, I am. Pituitary. I don’t. You don’t like either one of these. I don’t feel happiness with this round. Because bologna is something that. I did a lot of bologna growing up. Now, I would do bologna, cheese and mustard. I never did bologna and mayonnaise, but. It’s so manufactured. But it is, like, millennial pink. That’s kind of what I love about it. Not the pink, but I like kind of the lab grown nature of it. Put it next to my skin. Is that your. I’ve been going for a bologna complexion. Bologna complexion? I’ve been working on it. It doesn’t taste horrible. Liverwurst. I’ve never had it. And thank you for adding mayonnaise, granny. No problem. Do you go by granny? Grandma? Nana? Nanny? Meemaw? Mimy? Mimi? Moomi? Moo Moo? Sally? Here she goes. Takes her a while to get in. Meemaw Judith. Meemaw Judith? Yeah. Oh, that’s cool. I think that boy’s trying to kill me. Your grandson? He’s not a boy. He’s a man. Taste it, dude. It’s, I guess it has liver in it, but it’s not. It’s not that bad. Horrible. It’s a little peppery, a little spicy. Like, I thought it was gonna have that nasty. It doesn’t have the nasty thing. How does it get really nasty? It has a weird thing, though. I mean, I’m not gonna go out, and. It’s not as good as bologna. Fine. Bologna is better. Young boys. We get to show our young boy faces here. This is exactly what we looked like at that age. Well, especially you. What do we have next? Oh, I just had a whole box of apple juice and I am now hyper, because I am a little boy. These. Calm down. Yeah. So these are smiley face french fries, and they will make you happy. What? I’ve never even seen these. What? Your britches are tiny. You dress me. Oh, goodness. I wish my friends weren’t all dead. That’s sad, granny. That’s a little sad. I’m gonna level with you. I’m thirty-eight years old. Okay. I do not know her. I fixed her computer one time, and now I’m trying to get in the will, so if you guys could just go with it. Just go with it. You’re cutting us in on that? What, you want a percentage? Fifteen percent. Ten. Come on. For you. Twelve point five. Deal. Okay. Thank you. That was quick. All right, Meemaw, time for your bath. I’m good at deal making. I mean, he’s giving her a bath. I think he deserves it. So this is kind of like a hash brown. Oh, you’re not gonna dip? Well, I wanted to eat it unadulterated first. This is good, though. It’s almost like a breakfast hash browny thing. Interesting. They went with the white gravy on the. I think that’s just butter. Oh, it is just butter. Ooh, nice. Mashed potatoes are great. I mean, you can mix any other thing into it. Well, I mean. I like to be able to mix stuff. I would advise not mixing anything. Those are good. And you know what? They’re soft, which is why old people like them. You know? You love soft things. You start to gum things. You’ve kind of been preparing for not being able to chew for quite some time. Right? And I chewed so much. The pudding game pretty early. Yeah, you’re like an elephant. Eventually, the teeth are gonna wear out. That’s what’s gonna. That’s when I’m gonna die. Oh, this is tough. All right. That’s a really, really good mashed potato. I’ve made my decisions. Let’s see. We might disagree on this one. Three, two, one. I’m only going. I’m going old. I’m only saying just because I’m expanding this as a broad category of fried potatoes. Okay. Right or wrong. I think that’s appropriate. Mashed for me. All right, looks like you guys are gonna get your vitamin C with some SunnyD. This is Sunny Delight orange juice. I know what this is. I love it. As a tiny child, it’s my favorite Hey, Meemaw. How’s it going? So good. You know, your grandson’s a great little boy. I’m a great little boy. Yes, you do seem that way. I love you. I love you. All right. Okay. I don’t trust that man. I think if y’all could help me get rid of him, I guess you want one of these, too. It can start over here. If you could help me get rid of him, I will give you a percentage of my will. Oh, oh, oh, okay. What are we talking? Fifteen percent for you? That’s a lot. I think that’s a bit. How about thirteen? Okay. That was easy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I like you boys. Go over there and write it. Okay. All right. I feel a lot better now. Turning on the. Developing here. Okay. Bring in the SunnyD over here. You know, he even said it. It’s got vitamin C, but then it’s SunnyD. So we got the D versus the V, which is the classic. Now, neither one, neither one of us, the D versus the C. Neither one of us. The V. Were a SunnyD household. I tried to do this as a kid, and then I tasted it, and I was like, what’s wrong with the orange juice? There’s no orange juice. It’s five percent something that’s probably not even orange. It’s probably something else. Well, the second ingredient is high fructose corn syrup. There you go. And, you know, it’s not just orange juice, Link. We’ve got tangerine juice. We’ve got apple juice. We’ve got lime juice, grapefruit juice, pear juice. Yet it’s still only five percent of the. But it’s so many juices. And canola oil. This is one hundred percent vegetable juice, which, you know, if you can start to like this, which I hate tomatoes, but I like this on a plane. You need to be at a high altitude. So, let’s stand up. If I’m on a plane. then I’m. I’m gonna get as high as I can right now. The higher it gets, the better it tastes. Ooh, it’s tough after drinking that SunnyD, though. That is good. You can make it into a bloody Mary. Am I right? You’re right. I just think I hate that stuff. I’ve always hated it. And I haven’t liked this until I started traveling more. But I want to travel more. My old. Oh, you’ve been traveling more lately? Yeah, I’ve been traveling more lately. I noticed that about you. So I want. This is a no brainer for me. This stuff’s decent for you. There’s some sugar in it, but. I actually like the taste of SunnyD. But… I like the taste of V Eight as well. And also. Got some parsley in there. It’s good for you. So I’m an oldie again. I’m also oldie. We’re unanimous. If you’re watching this on the day it comes out, the Mythical Society presale for the new November dates of our Good Mythical Tour. That’s today. Okay? 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You do not make her Maalox and Jameson cocktail every night. Okay, fourteen, fourteen. Thank you. Because are we gonna have to? She’s thinking we’re gonna do that. It’s gonna be easier to kill her than it is to kill him. Oh, gosh, man. Listen, don’t let that guy influence you. Just a slight breeze could take her out. Mac and cheese. Good at any age. That’s a good slogan. I mean, this looks pretty dang good. You got some protein. Dang cheese on the top. That is good. Mac and cheese is one dimensional. It’s bland. That’s got some protein in it, man. But you can get really fancy with Mac and cheese, and then it becomes, like an adult thing, but then it doesn’t become like an old person adult thing. I don’t know. I’ve been trying to get more tuna in my life. Really? Yeah. It’s good for you. Now, the rest of the stuff in here is not necessarily that great for you. This is. Yeah, this is good. Tuna casserole’s a little bit of a dark horse. Yeah, I didn’t think I was gonna like it. I guess we are getting old, dude. Oh, yeah, I guess we are. We’re getting older every day, and we’re just gonna embrace it. Tuna casserole has beaten mac and cheese. Who would have thought? So we’ll talk to you in a minute. Go ahead. Well, here’s some rice pudding. I’ve enjoyed talking to you gentlemen. I’m gonna go outside. It’s a real windy day. Oh, great. I’m gonna go out there and smoke a Virginia slip. Okay, great. My favorite activity. Yeah, don’t hold it. Don’t hold on to anything. Hands free. Oh, the wind. We’re gonna be rich! Yeah, we are. Hey, that’s yucky. And this is yummy. It’s chocolate pudding. Oh, yes. Look at that. Let’s celebrate. Okay. I think chocolate pudding is the only thing that can make me feel good about the decision to collude in an old woman’s death. She did it on her own. We didn’t do anything. You think I put the idea of smoking in the breeze in her mind? No, she just came up with that all on her own. How is that supposed to kill her instantly? Maybe start a forest fire. She’s gonna fall. And then burn herself? She gonna fall and burn herself? Well, we can only hope. Sad. Something else is on my spoon that disturbed me. Sell me on pudding. Dude. It’s chocolate. It’s slick. It’s effortless to eat. Okay. And as you get older, you got to conserve your efforts. Yeah, but this is for young people. I’m saying it works for old people, too. Okay. What is it with old people and raisins? There’s raisins in this rice pudding. And a little cinnamon? I’m not much of a rice pudding guy. That’s good, too. That is good. Oh, it’s warm. I love it. This is way better than your. I’m chewing. Little boy pudding. I’m chewing the raisins. You don’t have to. You can swallow them like pills. I know, but I don’t like to do that. I’ll be swallowing so many pills. I don’t want to. Just swallow your raisins. Things that aren’t pills as pills. Pill time is raisin time. Now, you could just put your pills in your rice pudding. Hey, that’s a good idea. Old people love raisins so much. Just make pills look like raisins. From the men who brought you fiber. Yes. Raisin with pills in it. No, raisin pills. Okay. Raisin pills. We’re gonna work on the branding. I love this. It’s a, shriveled up drugs. It’s great. It’s so much better than pudding, man. Than chocolate pudding. I’ve never given up on pudding. I’ve always loved it. I always will love it. I don’t care how old I am. And you know what? Put my pills in there. So, where does that leave us? Old people food has really slammed down on kid food with a score of eight to four. Yes. That means our best years are ahead of us, Link. That’s right. Pills and pudding and everything. I’ve always eaten like an old person. Plus pudding, though, pudding comes with me. All right. We got a lot to look forward to. Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. You know what time it is. I’m Colleen. 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