Welcome to Good Mythical More. You know what? I want to go on record and say we love old people. Yeah. And especially the ones that have broken records. Yes. You know, it’s like, you don’t have to be young to break a record. That’s right. You know, disproving the, the consensus that old people can’t break records. Old people are breaking records. Left and right. So we’re going to guess, when given a record, how old was the old person that broke it? But first, freeze frame. Figure it out. Okay. Stevie, don’t hold back. Oh, I won’t. In fact. How old is the oldest person to ride a zip line? Oh, the oldest person to ride a zip line? Just to ride a zip line? Is this Guinness? That ain’t Guinness. Yeah, yeah. Guinness got this too? 104! How does Guinness make money, by the way? They, is it, they funnel all their beer money into that, the record book? Yeah, yeah, that’s all beer money. When they’ve got people who. It’s a passion project. The records are a passion project. But they’ve got officials that travel the globe and like use timers and like measurements. It’s all financed with beer money. Or are those volunteers? I’d love to be that. Well, when you get old, you can do that. You don’t have to be old to be a Guinness person. But when you’re old, if you’re fortunate enough to be able to retire, then, you could volunteer as a Guinness record certifier. You could travel the globe! Will they put me in Comfort Plus though? I’m a big boy. As the world’s unrivaled authority on record breaking achievement, our role is to celebrate the world’s best, to inspire ordinary people into, I’m reading under that. Don’t do that. Don’t do that. I’m reading. To inspire ordinary people into entertaining and informed. For these reasons, we do not pay record breakers. Oh yeah, but you pay the people who record. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I? Just say, where’s the Guinness money come from? Guinness record money. Where’s the Guinness world record money come from? A zip line, all you gotta, you get strapped on, you don’t technically even have to hold on. I said 104 for that reason. Well, it is, I was looking into zip lining myself recently, and all the companies don’t have an age limit. They just have like, an age that you have to. Why were you looking into zip lining? Because I, my, you know, my parents have a place in the Blue Ridge Mountains and there’s a zip lining culture there. A culture? Well, there’s multiple places. It’s quite a scene, I hear. I wouldn’t call that a culture. I was looking for the whole family. You have to consider some age, some weight, etc. And, there was not an age cap. So I just thought, they must really strap you up there. You know? 98. Have you done it? I have not. You haven’t zipped? No. Why not, though? Because I, the, well, truthfully, when I was supposed to do this trip, I got violently ill and did not go. Well, you can’t have diarrhea on the zip line, trust me. I get, yes, yes you can. Just pull your pants down and just leave a trail. Yeah, quite a trail. The Brown Ridge Mountains. I was, the first time I went zip lining was when we went to Hawaii that time. I think I was older than you are now, Stevie, so It’s an old person activity. And I had already been. I got a little bit rolling on it. I did it in Costa Rica. And it was the best zip lining experience of my life. Never gotten back to that peak. I’ve done it, I’ve done it in a lot of places. I don’t do it anymore. We were in the jungle. Because I’m kind of over it. The whole time. I’ve probably done it four times. It’s gonna break though because I’m like I’m probably one of the bigger people on this today, that’s what I always think. I did it in Hawaii, well, where was the place where I went to the island? Oh, I did it in Thailand. Oh, you did it, with corn in your hand? and there, with corn in my hand, and there was, it was very windy and we were up in trees. Yeah, that’s tough. It was a little rainy. So, you don’t want to go in the wind and the rain. – I mean. – You know what? I can. Speaking of wind and the rain. How’s she doing? She’s on her back. She’s. I forgot to tell you. That’s the will. The will’s in play. – When I recently. – Did she rewrite the will? Told you about my little trip when, for Shepherd’s spring break in the Florida Keys on Ear Biscuits, I totally completely forgot that he talked me into doing that parasailing thing. Oh, really? Behind a boat? Yeah, and I hated it the entire time. Why? Because I’m scared of heights. And also, I’m scared of connections. You know what I’m saying? Like tethers? Like I look, and the only thing holding you in that is these two hooks. Are these two, like, things. Yeah, but if you get unhooked, what happens? You fall like 600 feet and die. 600 feet? No, you don’t. You’re, you’ve got a parachute. No, no. If you come out of the whole harness, you’re just falling to your death. Oh, you’re talking about the hooks are on your, you’re hooked to the. You’re sitting on this thing that’s not comfortable. And then there’s, there’s like, I was like, why isn’t there another strap? To the parachute. Cause I was like, yeah, if the parachute, the guy gave us a tutorial. He was like if the rope breaks and again I’m looking at this rope and it’s just got a knock right in front of my face and I’m like, none of this feels right. None of it feels right. I totally forgot to tell you about that. I did a little video of myself. Oh. Okay, I’m currently talking to Shepherd about how much I hate this. This is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen. He’s having a good time, and I absolutely hate everything about this. I’m looking at the fact that the only thing holding me on this thing is these stupid straps, which could easily break. Oh, and then I would be in this really, I would be, I’m gonna, if it breaks, I’m gonna grab onto you, and I’m just gonna hold on. I hate this so much. It’s the worst thing I’ve ever done in my entire life. This is so cool. I want to go down right now. We got like 10 more minutes. Okay. I’ll show it to you in private. Well, let’s see it. Can we see it right now? Let’s show that video of me and Shepherd. Well, we already did. Okay. There it is. We saw it. We’re acting like we saw it, but you saw it. Okay. Okay, do you want to know how old this person is? – 104. – I said 98. 106. Oh, dang! On his birthday, Jack Reynolds. He also holds several other world records, including the oldest person to receive their first tattoo, which was on his 104th birthday. That is awesome. The oldest person to ride a non-inversion rollercoaster on his 105th birthday. Non-inversion, so no loops. He don’t want to do a loop? What’s his problem? The oldest person to perform as a supporting artist on a TV show two days after his 107th birthday. So he’s just like, going around collecting records for each of his birthdays. That’s what you can do when you retire. See the guy, see the guy there following around giving him certificates left and right? That guy is not getting paid. Oh, he looks like he’s getting paid well. Well, they give him a, they give him a jacket. That’s an expensive haircut. Well, he’s well coiffed. Let’s hear another one. Okay. This is a, not an old person, but an old pig. How old is the world’s oldest, oldest pig? Some pig. 28 or 31. How, what, how old do you think a typical lifespan of a pig? Well, why are you, why are you giving too many answers? – Because I had. – 28 or 31. Because I had, I want to say 28 to 31 is my range. I’ll go with, 28. I think, I don’t know, the fact that we can exchange organs with them makes me think that they might live closer to how, they don’t live as long as people obviously. Because we kill them and eat them. But they’re not like, as, they’re not like dogs. Well you can have a pet pig, and if they, if, you wouldn’t want to have them. You know what, I think the answer is 37. I think, I think the average pig in captivity, if you don’t, turn into bacon. Lives to be 20. And then I think the oldest one’s 37. Is there a correlation between brain development and average lifespan? I think so. Okay. You’re saying the longer that you live, well then tortoises would be the smartest of all. Well, not, I mean, okay. Well, it was a question. No, I’m saying roughly. Yeah, like insects are pretty dumb and they don’t live very long. They got no time to learn anything. If they live, if a fly could live for a year the things that it would tell you. No, but I mean from an evolutionary standpoint I know that they’re pretty brainy, these pigs, what number did you say? I said the average is 20 and 37 is the oldest one I think the oldest pig, I don’t think it can be older than 22. So, a typical pig’s lifespan is between 15 and 20 years old. So the oldest pig, 23. The oldest pig is only 23? See, and it’s, it’s a, it’s a nice little pet pig. This is Ernestine. Ernestine. There’s gotta be a pig that’s older than 23. Well, not according to this. Gotta be. Nope. Ernestine’s mom, said. It’s Guinness. She lives in our house and loves to sleep most of the day, especially in the cold months here, but loves to get outside in the summer to bask in the sun. Wait, if Ernestine’s mom says that she has to be older than Ernestine. True. True. Ernestine had been sold to a different family at six weeks old, but was returned after she made too much loud noise whenever the owners would pick her up. A common trait among many pigs who are scared of heights. Hey listen. You got some pig in you? Yeah, I got a little pig. I got a pig valve. Got that pig in you. Alright. I was, I was right on that one. What number did you say? 22. Oh. Oldest man in space. Oldest man in space. This is not, like, an astronaut. This is somebody who took, like, the Virgin Atlantic ride. I think it does count. That’s not, the Virgin Atlantic? You know, like, the Virgin, the Richard Branson, like, you can go up in the, you know, that one. That doesn’t count, but it does for this probably. And that person’s a hundred. It’s gotta be that guy that did the other thing. No, I don’t think he could do that. He can’t even go upside down on a rollercoaster. 102. 89. You got, you gotta be, there’s lots of fitness that you gotta have. That’s pushing it. William Shatner at 90. I was off by one year again. So, did he do the thing? Now which one is he? Oh, he did Blue Origin. Which is, that’s the Amazon one. I think he’s the second from the left. Look at him. He’s so happy. – Look how giddy he is about it. – And now he’s like, I don’t know how old he is now, but he’s older than 90. Have you seen the clips of the interview show he used to have where he like has these very intense and empathetic conversations with people? I’ve seen the clips. And he’s sitting, he’s like, if you’re, it’s like a bench, but then one person has turned the other way and there, it’s one piece of furniture and you’re sitting as close as we sit, like, turn your knees that way. Like the, like the thighs are parallel to each other. Hi, Shatner. And so you’re there and like, William Shatner is like empathizing about your life story. Oh, that must’ve been horrible. And are you both on toilets? It’s. Yeah, it’s like that, that couple’s toilet thing. That we. From SNL. It’s like the sketch that we can’t forget from the 90s. I thought it was an actual toilet. Okay. No, it was a sketch. Good for Shatner. Oldest person to give birth. Okay, now we’re talking. Give birth. Give birth. That’s a weird phrase if you think about it. 66. Is it a present? Yeah. You give, you give the gift of birth. to a person. You give them a birthday. Yeah. That’s why, that’s why they say give birth. 66. You’re giving the gift of a birth to somebody. Yeah, you figured it out. 66 is old for a. It’s really outside of the norm. That’s what makes it notable. 66? I’m gonna, I’m gonna wedge him. I’m gonna wedge him out. 65. Retirement age. 66. Oh, dang! And look, she’s got twins from all of that? Maria del Carmen Bousada Lara, gave birth by cesarean section to two twin boys. Okay. And she’s almost 67 at the time. Good gracious. She’s looking great. This is in Barcelona. – Her eyes are. – She is looking great. She’s a Spaniard. Well, she gave birth in 2006 and then unfortunately she passed away in 2009. Well, she fulfilled her purpose. So her kids were, three years old when she died. To be the oldest woman. They will not remember her. That’s one of the reasons not to have kids when you get older. The other one is it might kill you. They’ll look at this picture a lot and they’ll be like, our mom was 66 years old. I didn’t think she was going to die three years later. I know. It’s a little too much for her. She probably shouldn’t have gotten pregnant. Yeah. Lack of sleep is probably what did it. Now I wonder where the guy, the Guinness guy is in this picture. It was cancer. These are all things I was hoping to avoid in this conversation. But let’s go for a full circle, you know. She died of cancer. That’s sad. Yep. Very sad. That’s sad. Speaking of, oldest person to get a divorce. Oldest person to get a divorce. This is, this is funny. They put that in the record book? You let, and I wonder how long they were married. Well, this is, this is most likely an old person who was being, who married a young, a young person married an old person like to get their money. And then the old person like figured it out and was like, I’m not going to let you have it. And I could see that being 103. Really, I could, I could see 103, just a little bit younger than a zip liner. 97. Okay, I think, I think you’re all over this one. I think that’s what happened. He’s 101, Harry Bidwell, and he divorced his 65 year old wife. Poor. Poor. – Poor man. – Is that her? Wait, is that her? Cause they’re pretty similar in age. That can’t be her. That’s, that’s who he remarried. He’s like, I need an older woman. Yeah. She ain’t 65 in that picture. That can’t. And then also. Oh, that’s his girlfriend. Oh, yeah, it is. Yeah, he likes older women. I could sense the sexual tension. That’s also why they’re both smiling, because. Right. It’d be an awkward. If you were to tilt down and see what their hands are doing right now. I mean, look at his, look at his face. It’s like, yep, still works. That’s why I had to get remarried. Okay. Let’s do. Let’s do another one. Cause I want to wipe that image from my mind. Oldest man to perform. I thought you’re saying oldest man to pee. Probably the oldest person. Headstand. Oh, headstand or handstand? Not a handstand. – Headstand. – Yeah, headstand. Those are easy. Now, I, what is a headstand? Does it? Your head is on the ground. But is your hand still on the ground too? Well, I hope so. If you’re old, because that’s probably the last thing you ever do. Just crumple that neck, just pop it right out. It’s gonna be like that guy, Jack, the, the fitness guy that lived forever and was doing, selling all the stuff. Jack LaLanne. Jack LaLanne. He probably could do a headstand until he was. It’s not that there’s not an older person who could do it. It’s just, there’s not an older person that tried to do it. And so I’m saying a 94. 94 year old man. Headstand? Easy. You’ll be doing that. You’ll be doing that at 94. 89. You can’t keep being in your 90s and do that. You’re pretty good at this, Link. 88. 88. And. I actually have old people in my life. Rhett, doesn’t have any old people. They all died. They all died. Rhett has no old people in his life. I mean, I’ve always felt. You’re saying it like it’s my fault. They all died, man. Well, I didn’t think it was. What if I were to press a button and all your old people were to die? I wasn’t saying it like it was your fault. I would do it right now. I would press it. And they would all die. Come on, Rhett. I wasn’t saying it because I thought it was your fault. I was saying it because I thought it made me better than you. Yeah, well, it felt that way. It felt. Right. That’s what I was saying. Yeah. Well, but you know, I had a dad at home. So. This is W.R. Bud Jardine And I have a video to play. Well, we didn’t even get to oh is that him? That’s him? Yeah. 88 years old? He can do it because he’s got a he’s got a monobrow. He’s, he practices yoga every day. That’s his wife filming him. No. He’s got a whole class. That’s all of his, oh, okay. Until, until what? Until he died. So, this is him older? I think that’s him perfecting the. Technique. Yeah. It’s pretty impressive that he’s doing it with, I thought he was going to be on the wall. 88 years and 33, look at that. I’m a little lightheaded, but I did it. He has no hair up there cause he’s worn it off trying this. And he, but he’s got that monobrow. It’s like kept his head strong. It’s kept everything together. Kept his, kept his eyes together, or at least his eyebrows. I feel like we should start doing that. We should start doing headstands so we can maybe break that record one day. Well, might I propose one last activity that you could start doing? We accept. Who is the, or how old was the oldest male stripper? Yes. Professional stripper. Here we go. This is what we could get in. Now, how often do male strippers actually get completely naked? I’d say, I’d say. From what I know, they never get completely naked. 12 percent of the time. 12 percent of the time? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Special back room. You know, luckily I’ve never thought about it until now. Yeah. So you don’t have to, you know, I don’t know if I would go all the way, I’d wear a thong though. – Especially if you’re. – I’d do a headstand. If you’re 86 years old, yeah, keep the, keep the speedo on. So that’s your guess, 86? Wilford. Oldest male stripper. You better go lower. I’m going higher. Don’t go higher. 87. 66. Bernie Barker. He began his career at 60. I feel like we’ve seen him before. I’ve seen this guy. Like, I’ll never forget that front butt crack. He started at 60 as a way to get in shape after recovering from prostate cancer. Oh, is that where they took it out? That slit? He previously was selling real estate. He won over 40 contests. And sadly, he passed away. He won 40 contests though. – We have the same ears, though. – This could be you. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, definitely. Boy, this could be you in the future. Get ready. It could be me, baby. Get ready, our May Pin of the Month will be available this Monday for just 24 hours at mythical.com