Can you fail a drug test after eating the wrong food? Let’s talk about that Good Mythical Morning. All right, this is a little unusual, because we are filming this intro after doing the rest of the episode. We have already lived through everything that. You’re about to see. And here’s why. Rhett and I, along with a few crew members, all took drug tests, and at least one of us failed, maybe more. Someone in this room has just tested positive for drugs. And that’s exactly what we were hoping would happen. Now, maybe you’re like us and you’ve heard those urban legends about how eating certain foods can lead to false positive drug tests. Well, this felt like an extremely fertile ground for a little Mythical experimentation. So, let’s find out the truth, shall we? It’s time for We’re Not Just Bosses, We’re Cool Bosses. Let’s All Fail Drug Tests By Eating. Welcome to the Hugs, Not Drugs Zone. That’s right. We are each gonna be eating something that supposedly can generate a false positive on a drug test or an alcohol test. Emily, you’re gonna be eating marijuana. Oh, I’m sorry, hemp. Rhett, you and I, we’re gonna be eating heroin. I mean, I guess you don’t eat heroin. We’re gonna be eating poppy seeds. Right. And you guys are gonna be getting drunk off of durian, Stevie, and Lily, off of yeast. All right. And we’ll each explain how these things might affect the test. So, poppy seeds, you probably. This is the one that I had heard of, okay? The one that you’re like, you gotta watch out if you eat poppy seed bagels, because you might fail a drug test. Because, you know, poppy plants, that’s where they. That’s where they get heroin. hey make, it’s an opioid. Well, specifically, poppy seeds come from the papaver somniferum plant or the opium poppy, which is also used to make heroin. Yeah. Heroin. And not, like the. the character in, like, fantasy. Like a female heroine. And we are going to be using spoons. And here’s one thing to note about this, because this was a question I had. You can’t, like, experience the effects of. There’s no, like, if you eat enough poppy seed, you’ll start feeling the. Psychoactive effects? Yeah. The opiate effects or whatever. It’s just because it’s in your system, and that’s what they’re trying to find when they do these drug tests. And I will say, if you fail a drug test today, you will be fired on the spot, and escorted out. Yeah, this does feel like an elaborate ruse to find out if I come stoned to work. I’m gonna wait on direct poppy seeds and go with something that I might actually enjoy. What is this black vat of? Is that just, like, a poppy seed gel? I believe it’s a pudding. Paste. Poppy paste. It’s just a paste. I want to start with some, I like pudding, so I’m gonna start with this. It’s so thick. What is it? Well, this is actually tasty. I am jealous, because you cannot smell through the screen, but durian smells quite terrible, so really, it smells like a mix of garbage and cafeteria pizza in here right now. And the pizza is helping. Very horrible. But I’m consuming raw durian because if you consume enough, you supposedly increase your mouth alcohol levels, and you can appear drunk when you blow into a breathalyzer. I want you to appear drunk. Yes. When you do it. Only when I blow into the breathalyzer will I appear drunk. Watch that finger, please. I’m chugging on heroin jelly. Oh, my God. This smells so bad. It’s bad. It’s so bad. Well, I’m consuming pizza. I’m very happy with that. I got the good gig. But the yeast in pizza dough promotes the fermentation of sugars into alcohol and other substances, hence causing the dough in your pizza or any other pastry to rise. And then I’m supplementing it with some kombucha and malt balls to are they called malt balls? Yeah. Malted milk balls. Malted milk balls, which also have yeast in it. To get my yeast levels up. I think I call it a Whopper. Yes, Whopper. That’s the right word. Okay. I’m questioning the kombucha because there’s actually alcohol in kombucha. There is, like, point zero, zero, zero. I don’t know if it says it. Okay, no more kombucha. Okay, no kombucha. Let’s just wait on that. Unless you’re desperate to test positive. I mean, if we find out that eating a whole lot of pizza can make you fail a breathalyzer, that’s, like. Crazy. That’s news. That is news. We’ll get on the news. That would be awesome. What if that was the mission of every episode on this show? Oh, it is, Emily. If we get on the local news, then, like, my Aunt Lynette will hear about it. Well, it depends on how local it is. Of course you have an Aunt Lynette. Yeah, you mean local to Harnett County. All right, Emily, what do you got? All right, in today’s news, hemp seeds is a breed of cannabis sativa L plant with a THC, with a THC concentration of less than zero point three percent. Okay, she’s high already. She can’t read. Yeah, I can’t read, I guess. However, those trace amounts of THC and hemp are not enough to cause intoxication, but can come up as a false positive. Boy. We’ll be the judge of that. Was anyone else afraid that there would be a lot? Did we think there’d be a lot more drug tests in our lifetime or something? This is my first test. This is the first drug test. It’s hard to believe. At Mythical and maybe the first one I’ve ever been to. This is the first one I’ve ever had, and I know that’s shocking. That’s news. All right. This would be a funny thing to do, though, if you had a group of friends that you were trying to sabotage their lives. You know, like, if you really wanted. And they had, like, normal jobs where they got. Eat this pizza. Yeah. Because this is the only way to explain this particular spread. Because this would be the strangest party any of us have ever been to. I don’t know. I’m having fun over here. I got hemp milk. Hemp seed, this looks like a bottom of a fish tank. Can’t wait. And I’m making cereal out of it, I guess. And then I got bars, and then I have hemp oil. Okay. You’ve got the straight poppy oil, too. Oh, cool. I actually think you just came up with a good idea. A drug positive party. But it’s just this stuff. There’s no drugs. Bring your kids. Bring your kids. Test positive. Do you want some? I don’t know how strong this is. Do I put this under my tongue? Is this a tincture? It’s a tincture. I’ll put just a couple of drops. It’s probably gonna be really strong. Oh, my God. Is it really strong? Well, it’s, oh, God. Okay, now I gotta try mine. Put it on top of your tongue. Because if you put it well, you’re putting it in your mustache, dude. You missed it. Okay, you’re good. Oh, that is awful. I mean. What is the point of that thing? I mean, it’s not durian. Concentrated. That’s the thing. I was told. And I’m holding my nose. I can tell because you’re. But I was told that if I held my nose, it would taste good, and that was a lie. Chase! I do like that, though. I would have some, but that’s not my test. What? It tastes. Can you keep holding your nose from the inside? Because I like what that sounds like. It tastes like it smells. It tastes really bad. Stevie, I really appreciate you taking the bullet on the durian. Thanks. Thank you. Thank you. I’m gonna take this tincture. It doesn’t say whether or not to put it under my tongue or what. Oh, I didn’t read that either. It says, keep out of reach of children, so. I imagine this is what a drug den is like. What’s a drug den? Well, because it’s a den. We have a couch, a coffee table. Oh, yeah. It’s where the heroin bear lives. Oh, you’re supposed. Oh, it was a cocaine bear. The kids call it an ideal blunt rotation. Yes. This is that. You’re supposed to mix this with water, and you can do it two to four times a day. One dropper. And it’s supposed to be calming. That’s interesting. Lily, hold on. You’re just eating the toppings. I’m strategizing. No, I’m eating the bottom This is the top part. I’m strategizing right now. Just the yeast. I kind of want that. She’s only eating the crust. You want the top? Getting yeasted. I’m getting yeasted. Is anybody feeling the effects? Did you eat that much? Yes. It’s gonna be tough, man. I’m not feeling anything yet. This is for sure gonna make us fail this. How could this not? Because this is completely an urban legend, if this, just one spoonful is not gonna make us fail. It’s like a cinnamon challenge. Oh, no. I could go for some more hemp milk, because that’s pretty good. I mean, how much do we wanna do? Can you have too much poppy? Constipation. Oh, my God. This is my first chance to do peer pressure. What are you? Chicken. There you go. Yeah. I also thought that would happen a lot more in my life. Because of the movies. People calling you chicken. Your breath. I think I broke a barrier. I think I broke a barrier. Now you like it? You’re good now? I don’t like it. You love it. Uh oh. Now she’s gonna test positive for. It’s not as hard. Something happened. You broke the durian seal. I did. Did you find that it will cause constipation? Is Lily right? Is that the only thing I gotta worry about, is? Yeah. If you eat too much, it could constipate you a little bit. But it’s not gonna give me the opposite of that. Poop out the mouth? Constipation. Is this gonna make me poop out the mouth? I feel like we should all really just go hard for a second. Like, no talking, just consuming. Yep. Product. And then we’ll hit your breathalyzer. I’m gonna do at least two more spoonfuls of this. All right, I’ll do the same thing. Should we look in one direction while we’re doing it? Yeah, just look. Look to the heavens. Y’all never drug tested us before this job. Like you’re praying. We didn’t think we needed to. Oh, yeah, you didn’t. Oh, gosh. Oh, God, please. We all looking up? Yeah. That is not good. I feel like I’m eating the equivalent of forty lemon poppy seed muffins. I feel like a tree is gonna grow inside of me after this. Please let me test positive for heroin. Please let me test positive for heroin. Okay, let’s breathalyze, KG, please. There’s no way. Now, you both blew a zero before this started. Yes. Yes. Which was. Skipped my morning drink. A bit of a surprise. And then take a deep breath in. And. Just imagine being on the side of the road, everybody’s passing. Ma’am, have you had any pizza tonight? No, I’m just drunk. There’s no way. It’s loading. Zeros. Zero. Okay, it is an urban legend. Pizza seems safe. I mean, we’ll try it again later, but Give it a sec. I mean, as rank as that stuff smells. Yeah. I’m still chewing. The breathalyzer just dies. Come on, come on, come on. Oh, it’s taking a second. That’s a good sign. Come on. Yes! Point zero two! Oh, yes, Stevie! No way! It was worth it. But you’re below the legal limit. You can still drive, and you can still eat more. Oh, I’m so. What is the legal limit? Four times what she just did. All right, in case I do want to drive one day. For us, we need to ingest it so that when we do our saliva test in, like, twenty minutes from now. Oh, I’m not doing a saliva test. Yeah. That’s what you, oh, what are you? Oh, you’re doing a pee test. Which I hope UTI doesn’t show up on that. Oh, no. My point is we have to wait a little bit to let our bodies. I’m okay, that Mythical insurance has taken care of it. All of this in. So we’re gonna take a little break that will be nothing to you. Through the magic of editing, maybe a clock wipe. Before we get the rest of our test results, today. Is the last day to get this, our rainbow tie-dye tee with our Proud Mythical Beast graphic on it. Hundred percent of the proceeds go to OutRight International, limited time. Come on, y’all, get it. mythical. com. All right, you guys can do another breathalyzer, we can do, like, this saliva test, but, boy, I’m really excited for you, Emily. Yeah, me, too. You get to pee in that cup. A lot of things on here you’re testing me for. Again, this feels like a ruse. The only thing we’re interested in is the hemp. Well, I mean. Say that now. All right, y’all have fun. Do you need a funnel? A funnel? Oh, no. Nah. I know where the hole is. What? I know there’s other holes than just the other one. Just so y’all know. I got it, Emily. So, we take this and we put it in our mouths, and this white part down here, it sucks up a bunch of saliva. Here the bathroom door is. This is, like. Yeah, she’s, like, right there. She’s peeing as close to us as she can. Maybe she’ll turn the fan on. Oh, Lily’s blowing. All right, so. Yeah. And so then, so after it’s saturated, we stick it in there, and it will test for a bunch of different stuff. We won’t be able to talk once these are in. Okay, I’m going to see if the mouth alcohol has left my system. After twenty minutes from the durian. I tested zero again. So I’m going to try some kombucha, which has yeast in it, and see if I can get a little register. What if I just discover that I’m always. Like, I have. It’s zero. Okay, so it really. It’s just for that time period. Okay, I’m gonna try this again. It’s supposed to turn pink. Oh, it’s supposed to turn pink? It turns pink. Really? It’s like little pacifiers. I kind of like it. Mine is so wet. It should be soaked. Mine iss so wet. Oh, point zero one four. Okay, so kombucha is. You got to be careful. And I only drank a little bit as well, so. We’re going in. What’s in there? It’s just like a hole. And you put this thing down in that, and it’s like a plunger. When you close this, it smushes all of the saliva down into all these channels. And then the saliva creeps up each of these test strips. Oh, I gotta turn this. And tells me. I mean, it’s testing for twelve different things. They’re all getting wet down there. It’s testing for BZO. Yeah, I see all the. CDC. Oh, it’s coming up. It is coming up. So it works. It works differently than a COVID test. So if there’s two lines, you’re negative. You actually want to see one line. Well, you don’t want to see one line, but we do. What’s amp? Are you amped? Amphetamines? Amphetamines. I am not amphetamined. Whatever bup is, I might be a little positive. What’s bup? B-U-P? Synthetic opiates. That’s a, so. That’s the one we’re looking for. Yeah. The only one that is. Look at that one. Yes. This one wants to be kind of positive. Same exact for me, so, but, see, that’s still technically a negative. Like, we don’t have to fire each other because that’s still technically a negative. And in my opioid, my opioid is negative. I mean, I took three whole spoonfuls of that stuff, and a tincture. Mine is flirting with preliminary positive. See that? I have a strong line and then a really weak one. Seems like only one of us won so far today. So, like, right there. I don’t know if there’s any way for you to see that where my finger is, but there’s, like. There’s a strong line, and then there’s a weak line, which means that, I’ve done a little bit of heroin. No, it’s not. It tells me that if you keep eating poppy seeds, that it can take you to a place of positivity. Yeah, like, maybe if it was a daily routine. Hey, I’m back. Oh, here comes Emily. It took you that long to just? That was a long pee. Well, I decided to do, do both. Do two tests, also. You had enough pee? I was on my phone. Sit down, please. Selling my pee in case somebody needed it. Little Mythical Society action. Well, I don’t know if anyone needs to get tested for anything, so. Now, we will wait for Emily’s. But they’re gonna fail their THC test. Really? I’m testing positive. It works. It works. Yeah. Yeah. And I have not partaken in quite some time, so just for this episode. So, I should get a treat. What else is going on there? Well, I’m. It’s a strong positive. And there’s nothing else that’s. Yeah, there’s nothing else that’s positive. Oh, hey. But look at that. This lady just tested positive for THC. That’s right. Hold on. Let me see that. Okay. I am a little. I am a little. I’ve wiped it off. So just that amount of hemp gave you a positive THC test? I drank two glasses of the hemp milk. I had four scoops of that, the seeds, like you said, I had the tincture dropper. I did a full dropper of that, and then I had a half of whatever that bar was. So, I don’t know. That’s a lot of hemp. So with everything but the yeast, and I guess the kombucha. The kombucha tested positive. Yeah, even with the, so everything but the yeast gave a false positive. We saw an effect. In some form or another. I think that we would be able to talk our employer out of this one and be like, I just ate three poppy seed spoonfuls this morning, Joe. Wait, you tested positive? I mean. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You were still peeing. Very, very. You know, it’s like, it’s still technically a negative, but it’s leaning that way. Well, if we’re counting that, then I’m screwed. Oh, you’re all over it. Yeah. Well, no, I’m just like. I don’t remember taking. Well, what is that one? What is this one? Don’t worry about the others. Well, I guess because we all failed to some degree, we all can keep our jobs, today. Is mushrooms M-D-M-A? No, no. You had some sautéed mushrooms with your steak. Yeah, that’s right. At my birthday party. Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. You know what time it is. I’m Katie. I’m Murray. And I’m Keith. We’re at McMurdo Research Station in Antarctica. At the bottom of the globe. And it’s cold. 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