okay you came across a million bucks now what let’s talk about that hi I’m ensign Janet McGregor I’m at some zoo a head up lieutenant Ruth Yeager and we’re stationed in the South Pacific during World War two good mythical morning good mother good morning thanks for joining us today because you’re special you know how special you are very about this special it’s a digital embrace happening today thanks for joining us before we get into the million dollars thing right off the bat we’ve got hotcakes of it of announcements Rhett do the honors what do you mean hot kick I don’t know I mean that we’ve got something that we need their help with and you need to announce it we’re bringing back rhett and Link calls us when we make real calls for you now that doesn’t mean we call you to say hey or to call somebody hey they’re our fans so call them this means you have something that you a message you need to leverage you’re not comfortable with it and you want us to do it on your behalf you can 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year old blind friend it’s just it’s say a really sweet story it’s not right it should not be done but it was done and then the guy took the one point six million dollars and spent over half a million dollars on just Home Shopping Network stuff listen to this list about uh watches good lots of watches on Home Shopping Network here where you got to know what time like my mom it you know she mom you know this is true she loves the Home Shopping Network and she’ll buy some watches on I think I get hurt by something right now she’s probably buying some watches right now shoes look at it look at this shirt look how good it looks on me it’s good she’s not gonna buy anything from you I was trying see but she might buy a watch for you she bought Christy a watch for Christmas well I don’t have one suit look at that my birthday is coming up in October watches storage and display cases for watches rings and other jewelry yeah mp3 player huh gotta listen to music DVDs yep lamps vacuum cleaners I have like got a chrome throw blankets gotta have blankets sheet sets go sleep can’t are you gonna say something after everyone that was my plane I’ve got a lot of okay candlesticks gotta have light filters toolkits bags clocks greens Globes coin collections luggage night money glasses pots and pans cups and saucers book flameless candles yep God don’t want to hurt yourself and one multicolored fog maker yeah gotta have multicolored if you’re gonna have fog so you’ve got one point six million dollars to glow conceal I wanted I wanted to have all types of colors in there it’s gonna look like a rock concert yes 77 year old dudes apartment in the bra I like this guy so this got me thinking got both of us thinking all right if we had that amount of money let’s not say we stole it from a legally blind friend of ours yeah let’s just say we got it on a little ol blind lady we’re not gonna get it through internet tainment I don’t think but let’s just say we came into and let’s make it a cool even million dollars good I thought it would be good for us to discuss what we would do so we’ve each thought of it right well what you’ll do but you gotta set the parameters because in order to make this interesting you can’t spin it you can’t give it to anybody you know charitable acts okay obviously we encourage charity with money that you win or you but just to make this interesting you can’t give it away you can’t spend it on anyone else it can’t be like well I want to get my kids a million dollars free house and this applies to you and because in the comments you tell us what you would spend your cool mil gotta spend it on yourself you have to spend it on yourself and just for entertainment for enjoyment oh really it has to be okay you have mine still applies because I have one in mine you have yours I get I don’t know if it’s wonderful and I went wild now the first thing before you before you go through your wildness here is you can go through a million dollars pretty quickly I mean this guy went through half a million dollars ooh just on the Home Shopping Network list that I gave you right and and mom I know that you could do the same probably to us in that time that’s one of the myriad reasons that got you she’s got to eat Linc you don’t buy food on QVC do okay I may be you good yeah everyone smile a so like a summer sausage or summer sauce beef jerky we were thinking the same thing we wrote thinking baby stuff you can ship reserved food radda ship summer sausage for a million dollars you can buy a Jaguar cx-7 five supercar that’s one car 1.1 million dollars get you from A to B you could buy the first Superman comic sold by comic connect in February 2010 that was for 1 million dollars there’s only one of them you can get an 800 square foot apartment in New York you gotta live for a million dollars in it and it gives you just a view of downtown Manhattan feel yeah that’s that’s pretty tough or you can get approximately 400,000 mcribs whoa so I probably just took yours well I need to read I need to revise my list so you can blow through million dollars pretty quickly right how are you going to do it well in no particular order I’m going to get a hot tub and I’m gonna listen I’ve always okay yeah in you mean in no particular order you don’t know how you’re gonna get it but at some point you’ll get a Hut I’m saying one of the things I’m gonna do not necessarily the most important thing of this I have always wanted the hot tub I’m a big man I like warm water but I don’t mean one of those like you go to the State Fair and there’s a guy selling hot tubs or like something you find on Craigslist I mean like a nice hot tub I mean it’s not above ground in the ground below ground me to it even with the ground not like it you know it’s not cheap it’s not plastic I mean we’re gonna get this custom-made it’s gonna be like porcelain on the inside like a toilet this sounds like a $200,000 hot tub well it may it may be a $75,000 hot tub that’s what I’m playing got nine hundred grand left uh I’m going to join exactly 31 blanks of the Month Club you know how there’s you can go to these websites cheese beer cigars jerky soup pickle olive peanut butter I want every single day I want something from a blank of the Month Club to be on my doorstep and like what is it today oh it’s peanut butter of the Month day a razor and a pickle yeah every day at least in in February I got three extra unless it’s a leap year cuz I’m doing 31 see so you really thought about oh yeah buddy everyday I want a golf cart with really big wheels I’ve seen those you know they’re pretty cool I don’t think the transmissions are built for wells that big they’re gonna break so you’re probably gonna need to buy like one every year cuz it transmission I would upgrade the transmission I got a million bucks man well done you mentally regretted all those dollar things I’m gonna bother a month I mean life is much hawkman memorabilia as possible and create my own hot man museum it’s gonna be in my house though like in one room cuz there’s not a lot of stuff out there related to Hawkman you’re gonna have licensing issues with that you’re gonna have to buy the license emissions-free man I got a million bucks I don’t need it I’m gonna build and call it a museum they’re gonna text you out the wazoo I’m just I’m okay and you have to pay your financial advisor which it sounds like it’s gonna be me I’ve only got two more things I am going to heard about some guy that did this I’m gonna build a tree house in a remote location on some national park land is it ought to pack enough money to pay for the the kiddin me I can’t believe that you’re so close to one of my what yeah see this is how we think man this is like the monster trucking thing our life plans intersect man that’s what makes it’s a good all right so say it again I’m gonna build a treehouse in a remote location on some national parkland because I don’t have enough money to pay for the the land gosh I can’t believe this okay I have to stop you right here what about Jill hey I know you have one more about $100,000 we have to talk about this one right now I don’t know if I should be happy or if I should feel like you’ve stolen from me I feel like you stole my idea listen I knew the road was gonna come up with a lot of ideas so I said I’m gonna take all my money and I’m gonna put it into one thing I’m not gonna do like rent I’m gonna spread it out a little bit of this little bit of that bit of something every day later jitsu know this you know for me it was I was going to get one thing with my million dollars and the thing that I was going to do was I was going to buy a high-altitude remote forested plot of land because you can get it really cheap and I thought I might team up with like an Indian Reservation or something little tepee and no no and I was going to build a forest ropes course like a high-altitude in the trees ropes core can I put my treehouse there I mean that’s what I was thinking is that there would be some tree houses and I could charge admission and then I could be a moneymaker fibula have you heard of that place in like the most remote part of like high altitude Saskatchewan it’s got to be for your personal entertainment though you can’t make a business out of it so fine I won’t charge admission I’ll just get underprivileged youth to come to it but my point is it’s a ropes course in the air and now we have two million dollars to put towards it can you believe that we came up with almost the same thing well I set aside seven hundred thousand dollars for this big-screen TV made by Porsche but did get I mean what is it what does it mean that we both want to build something in tree it means we all – it means whether we get the money or not we need to make plans right now just to listen my idea is to go onto a national park where it’s actually illegal to build but you don’t have to pay for the land you just got it you can’t be found out that’s where the treehouse came in very some look like the refugees it’s going to have a little I’m gonna have lots of like roping going through so it’s all gonna be like this it’s hard to see the Geico have you noticed all the people going through the the tree canopy in the National Park yeah is too big of a risk coming him pay off give save $50,000 and pay off the Park Ranger again I think I think just a American Indian Reservation type thing is like the answer because you know how they have they they can legally have casinos and stuff and you can just go while you have to be saved legally have ropes courses as I would you’re getting that they can have like crazy one well it does out some sort of fine on my list was the CCTV it’s that huge TV that you want to talk about his TV don’t you and well no I’m just saying that was the thing I was that was I was going to be in my hot tub with a pickle and a cigar and you know some cheese of the month or whatever and with Hawkman my memorabilia and then I was gonna be watching and you could come over in a tree now that’s the National Park that’s work at your Rose course only accessible by what would you do in a million dollars if you had to spend it all on yourself for personal entertainment purposes because you know what you may have that option something you can do it you you have the mind you have a vine power if you have a spreadsheet I did this in Excel long war one two three four I declare a thumb war now the handoff I ruptured a disk today this is not good for me dropkick one two ah cheating make for the win dropkick [Music]